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Hello guys! Welcome to a new episode of Prof. Tuna!
Today we're gonna be talking about catching bivalves!
*Splashiddy splash splash*
Most of the people that i've crossed paths with
get to know one of my abilities, which is the "Monoclap",
and they try to copycat this superpower of mine.
Unfortunately, I don't know many people who can mimic it,
but then again... What the heck is a Monoclap??
A Monoclap is to be able to clap by using a single hand.
Which is something like this...
Yep! That's it!
And you can do it with your left hand....
With your right hand....
Or by using both hands!
By alternating both hands!
I've got no idea of where, when or why I've learnt to do this.
I also don't know what use it might have in your daily life,
but i've been trying to find that out.
For starters... This place is crawling with mosquitoes, so this comes in handy!
I know, I know... No ones gonna be dumb enough to try killing mosquitoes like this...
Anyway, we can try out many other situations where this can be useful.
For instance: To clap while you're drinking water at a play!
To tell the time it is to somebody while you're clapping at a street performer!
To kill an awkward silence!
To impress a lass!
To make a lass go away!
Just for fun!!
*Danciddy dance dance*
Whenever I attempt to teach someone how to monoclap
the outcome is horrid, with the exception of a few people who have been able to learn this technique successfully.
Usually, said outcome looks like this.
*Flails arms around*
*Faceclapping?*
...........
Now, for the correct technique you'll have to do something like:
All of your forearm and this part of your hand, aka everything but your fingers, shouldn't move.
As for the rest of it... It's PHYSICS working!
Throw your fingers forward and they'll end up smacking themselves against the palm of your hand, which must remain firm.
Like this!
*Secret portuguese curse word*
*just kidding! It's just him laughing! I bet you people who laugh in different languages couldn't tell*
How I look while doing this!!!
Now that you know how to monoclap, I wanna see some video responses of you monoclaping!
Or trying to do it!
Or videos of you hitting someone in the face with your monoclap!
This is the end of our lesson!
I wish to see everyone in the world being able to learn how to monoclap, for this is as repulsive as spectacular.
We also wanna thank you for your support, be it via facebook, twitter or even youtube, for your commentaries and suggestions
I promise that all of the suggestions that've you've been making will be put to an use, none shall be left out!
If you wanna leave your suggestions, you can do it through our channels, the links are in the description (twitter, facebook) or simply make a comment in this video.
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Aaannd... See you next time!
In the next episode, we'll be talking about pineaple pies!