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The Internet
A cyber river of digital magnitude
pumping out data like the human race has never seen before.
But, does it really exist?
or is it all just a conspiracy?
if so, are you safe?
are your children safe?
where does fact meet fiction?
and what dangers lie in the no-man-land of discovery?
we aim, to find out.
In one of these buildings,
the Internet runs the general office
for people's welfare and widespread lols.
They have agreed, to talk to one of our cameras.
oh hello...
I think that, if the Internet had existed in the 1930s
then, something like the second world war wouldn't have actually happened.
so, in which ways... do you think... ah... you actually... affect the life... of the people?
well I mean, every time someone is feeling a little bit down
or a bit under the weather
or they've had a death in the family
then we, the Internet, will send them a picture of a cat with a caption.
and we've changed the lives of millions...
so... we could say then,
that thanks to your... funny pictures,
you've actually managed to stop hundreds,
if not thousands,
of lunatics from... killing millions of people.
Definitely.
There was this one guy once,
and he wanted to kill all of his classmates,
we sent him a picture of a pirate cat
and he hasn't kill them...
Yet.
He explained to me how the Internet works
but something didn't seem right.
I could feel in my heart of hearts
that the shinning light of truth
was hidden behind the wall
of deception.
I had, to demolish the wall.
So, what would you like to say
to those conspiracy theorists,
who claim that the Internet doesn't exist?
That it is all a some sort of... scheme,
or... conspiracy by the government,
to keep the people occupied.
I'd say to them, don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
[smart casual laughs]
There was something he wasn't telling me,
I needed to dig deeper.
After months of searching
we discovered one man; code name, The Swan
who knew the truth.
No interview! no interview! no, no, no!
He refused to talk
Someone had got to him before we could.
Our investigation was about
to take a dangerous twist.
I was told to wait here...
I think somebody is coming...
The internet doesn't exist.
I was part of a committee,
for the... control of the population
So that means,
that every time someone clicks on a web browser,
they don't go into the Internet!
No.
Every machine has a chip,
that is connected to a government server.
Now that server creates images and sounds
through a very complex algorithm.
I was asked to program an algorithm,
to create images of the royal family
in different circumstances
to be broadcast on TV.
One day, something went wrong,
the virtual personas of prince William and prince Harry
took their clothes off and had sex!
[Sounds of gunshot, screaming, running]
Someone, didn't want her to talk,
and she paid the ultimate price in the name of truth.
Our crusade of justice, had seen its first casualty.
To understand the Internet,
I had,
to become the Internet...
...a cat with a caption...
No interview!
hello...
...don't believe everything you read on the Internet...
Conspiracy theories are fun and all,
but history and facts, are here to stay.
Legend says that here,
where the battle for the supremacy of Essex happened,
3000 men fought and 5000 died.
After the battle, a young shepherd,
looking for some lost cattle,
discovered the Internet,
right here.
The shock of the discovery,
traumatized the kid,
He was never able
to make sense again.
The kid,
grew up to become David Cameron.
I have to find the truth.
The existence of the Internet has yet to be proved
There are still way too many holes in this story
and not many people willing to fill them
It is clear,
that somewhere, out there
there's a picture of Harry and William
getting down and dirty.
Maybe the Internet doesn't exist.
Maybe, it is something that you must believe in.
The Internet,
is our lives,
believing
that we can believe in the Internet,
being, the Internet that we can believe in.
Forever. The Internet.