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>> KIM: Feel like the days of
having ten kids just don't
happen anymore.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. Two of my
friends have two boys, and
they're both, like, "Two is
plenty."
And then my other friend has two
girls, and she's, like, done.
>> KIM: Mm-hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: And they were all,
like, "Do you want a third?"
And the other...
>> KIM: Do you want a third?
>> KOURTNEY: I don't know yet.
It's too early to tell.
Let's see what you would look
like if you were pregnant, shall
we?
Stand up.
>> KIM: I would die... 'cause my
butt would be two times bigger,
and my...
>> KOURTNEY: No, wait. Look.
No, but it... that evens it out.
You need a big butt.
>> KIM: All my clothes are not
gonna fit, and if my shoes
gain-- like, get bigger, I'll
die.
>> KOURTNEY: No, your shoes
don't change.
You are one, hot, sexy mama.
>> KIM: Smack my belly.
Ow.
It's rude to smack a pregnant
girl.
>> KOURTNEY: That's true.
>> ♪ Humina, humina, humina,
humina, ha
♪ Humina, humina, humina,
humina, ha
Showstopper, showstopper. ♪
(thunder rumbling)
>> KIM: How far away does
Chapman live?
>> SCOTT: He's in South Beach,
Miami.
He's, like, five minutes.
Chapman invited everybody over
to his house for his Sunday pool
party.
It's nice to meet some nice new
people.
>> KIM: Is that Chapman's house?
>> SCOTT: Yeah.
It's really cute.
>> CHAPMAN: Hey.
>> SCOTT: No knocking.
>> CHAPMAN: You brought this
again?
>> SCOTT: Chapman is a new
friend that I recently met in
Miami.
>> KHLOE: You both got a good
head of hair on you two.
You two look like a match made
in heaven.
Bromance is a-brewin', baby.
>> SCOTT: It's nice to have
somebody that I can get along
with and relate to.
I mean, you're a good-looking
guy, you got money, you race
cars.
I mean, we're the type to jerk
off to ourselves.
You know, a lot of my friends
probably aren't up to par in my
looks department, so it's nice
to meet somebody on the, well,
semi-same level.
Not, not quite the Lord, but you
know, close.
>> KIM: How pretty.
>> CHAPMAN: It's a lot prettier
when the sun's out.
>> KIM: Yeah, but that's, like,
gorgeous.
>> CHAPMAN: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: It's nice, right?
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> KRISTIN: Hi.
Nice to see you.
>> KIM: How are you? You, too.
Hi. Kim. Nice to meet you.
>> SCOTT: Hello. How you doing?
>> RACHEL: Hi.
>> SCOTT: Hey. Scott.
How are you? Hey.
>> RACHEL: Nice to meet you.
Rachel.
>> DANI: Hi. Dani.
Nice to meet you.
>> SCOTT: Scott. How you doing?
>> KIM: Oh, that looks so good.
So pretty.
>> SCOTT: I'd love Kourtney to
come, but she doesn't think that
the house is kid-friendly
enough, but I'm happy to get out
of the house for a little bit.
>> RACHEL: So, Scott, what have
you guys been doing while you've
been here this time around?
>> SCOTT: Nothing. Like, sitting
in the rain.
>> RACHEL: Yeah? Well, you have
to see something different than
where you've been in.
You're safe with us.
Kourtney will let you go out
with us.
>> SCOTT: Why?
>> RACHEL: You know, we're two
women that also like women.
>> SCOTT: Oh.
>> RACHEL: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: She don't care.
(laughter)
I'm hanging out at Chapman's,
and I find myself surrounded by
kind of a lot of women, but then
I realize that there's a few
couples, and then, two girls
that are lesbians, so I think
it's a pretty safe zone.
You go for the girlie girl?
>> DANI: Very, very, very
female.
>> SCOTT: Is she girlie enough
for you, or are you...?
>> DANI: No. Sorry.
>> RACHEL: Shut up. That's not
what you were saying yesterday.
>> SCOTT: Oh, yeah.
I don't have too many lesbian
friends, so I'm a little
nervous, because the last thing
I want to have is some awkward
situation where you're just
hoping somebody'll say something
that you can relate to.
>> RACHEL: Chapman, it's around
3:40, and it's clear.
>> CHAPMAN: Sun's gonna come
out, and we're gonna get a
kick-*** game of volleyball
going.
>> KRISTIN: He has, like, the
Prada shorts that are, like,
super, super short.
>> SCOTT: Like a swimmer?
>> KRISTIN: Almost a Speedo.
>> CHAPMAN: Low profile.
>> KRISTIN: Extremely
embarrassing.
>> CHAPMAN: It's a banana
hammock.
All the girls in bikinis, let's
go.
(cheers, whoops and whistles)
>> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna go on the
balcony and do yoga.
>> MASON: Mommy, I'll do some
yoga.
>> KOURTNEY: Remember, this is
where you did the rain dance?
>> MASON: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, so I'm gonna
put this out.
>> MASON: Mm-hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: Oops.
>> MASON: Please.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, now we're
gonna sit down.
(Mason laughs)
Wait. Which... what pose do you
want to do?
I know a really good one for
you.
You want me to show it to you?
>> MASON: Mm-hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, lay down, all
the way down.
>> MASON: Mm-hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: Then you go like
this with your legs.
>> MASON: Let me do it.
>> KOURTNEY: Side to side.
Okay, now you do it by yourself.
>> MASON: Side to side, side to
side.
>> KOURTNEY: It opens up your
third eye. Do you want to...?
Where are you going?
(cheering, whistling)
>> SCOTT: Wait. You're gonna
leave?
>> KIM: Yeah, come on.
>> SCOTT: I'm having an
unbelievable conversation with
the lesbians.
I get them, they get me.
(Kim laughs)
For real. They're so fun.
>> KIM: Toodles.
>> SCOTT: Ew. Bye.
Hand hug.
>> KIM: Hand hug's best,
appropriate.
>> SCOTT: That's what I'm
talking about, yeah.
(line ringing)
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> KIM: Hey.
>> KOURTNEY: Are you still at
the party?
>> KIM: No, I left.
I have to go run a couple
errands, and then I'll be back
at the hotel.
>> KOURTNEY: Um... is Scott with
you?
>> KIM: Oh, no. He stayed there.
>> KOURTNEY: Why would he stay?
>> KIM: He was having fun.
>> KOURTNEY: So odd to stay
with, like, all these people he
doesn't know.
I've, like, called his phone.
He's not answering.
>> KIM: They're probably in the
pool now.
>> KOURTNEY: Yup.
>> KIM: But there was just no
one to even, like, think to be
worried about it...
>> KOURTNEY: No, not... it's not
that. I'm just, like...
We're just home.
Like, why not come home, you
know?
>> KIM: I wouldn't worry about
Scott.
He's allowed to have a little
bit of fun.
It's, like, so innocent.
(shouting and cheering)
>> SCOTT: Let's do this (bleep).
(laughter)
Lord Disick is here to play,
baby.
Now the party's on.
Manny, be here.
(laughter)
>> DANI: When life gives you
lemons.
>> SCOTT: Thanks, Dani.
We never heard that one.
>> DANI: Well...
(laughter)
>> SCOTT: What does that mean?
Your eyebrows are better than
mine?
>> DANI: They probably are.
>> SCOTT: For sure they are.
News is in.
>> WOMAN: And there's fruit in
your drink.
>> SCOTT: You're beautiful, and
you're feminine.
>> DANI: (bleep) you.
You don't talk to me like that.
(laughter)
>> SCOTT: Dani is totally
hysterical.
Just busting her chops.
She's like one of the boys right
off the bat.
By the way, you and Chapman are
twins.
Go next to her, Chap.
I don't know who's cuter.
(whooping)
(overlapping chatter)
>> WOMAN: Oh, they are
look-alikes.
>> SCOTT: Okay, game's on?
(cell phone ringtone playing)
>> ERICA: Hello?
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> ERICA: Hi. How are you?
>> KOURTNEY: Good. How are you?
>> ERICA: Good.
How's Miami?
>> KOURTNEY: It's good.
It's fun to be down here, but
living in a hotel with kids is a
little crazy.
>> ERICA: Yeah, there's nothing
easy about that.
>> KOURTNEY: Exactly.
>> ERICA: You don't have your
routine, can't do all that
stuff.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
I've tried to call Scott, and
he's still out, and I decided to
call my therapist, who's in New
York.
Scott's been pretty good.
I think he's still a little
anxious.
I feel like he's been doing
really well, but, um, today, him
and Kim went to a party, and
then, Kim left the party, and
Scott decided to stay.
When we first came, he didn't
even come with us...
>> ERICA: Oh.
>> KOURTNEY: ...because we
weren't sure, you know.
And I'm just worried that he's
starting to slip back into his
old ways.
He always feels the need to,
like, entertain people for some
reason, and when he meets these
new friends, like, he needs to
be, like, the life of the party
and, like, show them a good
time.
>> ERICA: The two of you have
different ways of being social.
What I don't want to have happen
is that you and Scott end up on
the wrong page.
If you're just venting, take,
you know, your phone...
>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
>> ERICA: ...and write it there.
Get it out of your body, and
then...
>> KOURTNEY: Without sending it
to him?
>> ERICA: Right.
>> KOURTNEY: My therapist has
suggested that I write things
down, instead of sending a bunch
of crazy text messages to Scott.
Yeah.
>> ERICA: So it's just for your
thoughts so that you can go back
to it.
You decide, "Wow, it's coming
out in a really mean way, and I
don't want it to sound that way.
I'm glad I wrote it first."
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> ERICA: I want you guys to be
able to talk about it honestly
to where he's not afraid.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> ERICA: Okay.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
>> ERICA: Absolutely.
I'll talk to you soon.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay. Bye.
(laughter, indistinct chatter)
>> SCOTT: You're going in.
>> DANI: No. I have a cell phone
on me.
I have a cell phone!
>> SCOTT: Chap? Chap, go run!
Chap! Go!
>> MAN: Throw her in.
Throw her in.
Throw her in.
>> SCOTT: I'm glad I stayed at
Chapman's house, because I
actually got to know people.
>> MAN: Throw her in!
Throw her in!
>> SCOTT: You want it!
(laughter)
And have some fun and relax.
>> DANI: Do it! Do it!
>> MAN: No, no, no, no, no.
>> DANI: Give me a sweeper.
>> SCOTT: I don't really become
friends with girls, but hanging
out with Dani and her friends--
they have absolutely no interest
in me sexually at all.
Ow! My tongue!
Ow! Ow!
>> RACHEL: Scott hurt all of me.
>> CHAPMAN: Is my hair all
right?
>> SCOTT: Is my hair?
>> CHAPMAN: Yours looks
incredible.
>> SCOTT: So it's kind of a safe
environment.
(laughter)
The bad thing about you is
you're very good-looking.
I just don't know if you're a
good-looking guy or a girl.
(laughter)
We're the three amigos.
I'm thinking to myself,
Chapman and I kind of have
similar hairstyles.
Do we all look alike?
I feel like we're, like, three
peas in a pod over here-- in a
very weird, weird pod.
>> DANI: Listen!
I'm so gay, I don't get my
period anymore.
(laughter)
>> KIM: Kourtney said I should
try some home remedies for
psoriasis.
>> JONATHAN: Like home or
homeopathic?
What do you mean?
Like, homemade or...
>> KIM: Oh, no, wait.
(laughs): Homeopathic.
>> JONATHAN: Home recipes.
Hold on.
Let me get two parts eggs, one
part sugar.
Has it been, like, worse here?
>> KIM: It's been so much
worse here.
It, like, itches here, and it
never itched before.
Okay, homeopathic-- what
is sulfur?
That sounds dangerous.
Ooh, vinegar rinses.
Ultraviolet light.
Tar-- I heard tar really helps.
>> JONATHAN: Tar fixes
everything.
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> JONATHAN: Fish oil fixes
everything, too.
>> KIM: Placing breast milk on
rashes will help to clear up
much quicker than the
over-the-counter remedies.
I had no idea that breast milk
was a remedy for psoriasis.
Kourtney has got a full store of
milk that I can get from.
Why not just use Kourtney's
breast milk?
>> JONATHAN: How are you gonna
take breast milk from Kourtney?
It's like taking food out of
Mason and Penelope's mouth.
>> KIM: Mason is almost three
years old.
He's not using breast milk.
Penelope...
>> JONATHAN: You're gonna steal
Penelope's food?
What kind of person are you?
>> KIM: She makes more than
enough to where she has to pump
and dump.
>> JONATHAN: You are crazy.
Are you gonna drink it?
>> KIM: No, you put-- I think
you put it on the area.
>> JONATHAN: Oh, you don't
drink it?
>> KIM: No!
I would not drink her breast
milk, you freak.
>> JONATHAN: I think you would.
>> KIM: I wouldn't.
>> JONATHAN: I think you...
>> KIM: I've tasted it before.
>> JONATHAN: And what does it
taste like?
>> KIM: Just, like, kind of soy
milk, like sweet.
>> JONATHAN: Mom! Mom!
>> KIM: From online.
>> JONATHAN: You know Kim has
this psoriasis on her legs.
>> KIM: But it's not contagious,
don't worry.
>> JONATHAN: She said if you put
breast milk on it, that it's
gonna go away.
>> GALINA: I know the sun is
good for, you know...
>> KIM: Yeah, the sun is really
good for it.
>> JONATHAN: What about
breast milk?
>> GALINA: Breast milk?
Wow.
Listen, it's not gonna hurt.
I think it's a lot of vitamins.
>> KIM: Yeah, see?
>> JONATHAN: You're both crazy!
>> KIM: See?
I don't care how crazy it
sounds, I'll try anything to get
rid of my psoriasis.
>> JONATHAN: How do you plan on
asking Kourtney for her breast
milk, is the question.
>> KIM: I'll just try it, and if
it works, great.
She'll-- It's not like she's
ever gonna know.
>> KOURTNEY: You did not just
take all the frosting off.
>> KIM: Whose cake is this?
>> KOURTNEY: This is my
last bite.
>> JONATHAN: And she's not even
ashamed at all.
>> KIM: You need to get her out
of the room.
Jonathan is my partner in crime
in this.
We are talking to Kourtney and
Scott, but we really have some
other plans.
>> JONATHAN: I can't stand
smelling food when people are
done eating.
Do you guys want to go in the
living room and hang out?
>> KOURTNEY: Sure.
(Penelope crying)
I'm gonna go feed her, guys.
>> JONATHAN: Come, Scott,
watch TV.
>> KIM: Oh, my God, I cannot
believe that I'm doing this.
When we were in, like,
elementary school, we used to
steal each other's stuff all the
time-- clothes, jeans,
like, anything.
And it's, like, the thrill of
getting away with it is
really fun.
I don't know how you do it,
I swear.
>> SCOTT: It's not so bad.
It would be a lot nicer with a
house where they could, like,
run wild.
>> JONATHAN: Right.
>> SCOTT: Get on the lawn, get
in the pool, get on, like, a
swing set, that sort of thing.
>> KIM: Guys, I left my other
phone in there.
I'll be right back-- in my room.
>> JONATHAN: All right.
>> KIM: I have the breast milk.
I hope this works.
Kourtney's just helping a
sister out.
And she doesn't even know it.
>> JONATHAN: Let me see what it
looks like.
Does it look like...
>> KIM: It looks like regular
milk-- a little more yellow.
(Jonathan sniffs)
>> JONATHAN: Smells like
a shake.
Can't believe this came out of
Kourtney's ***.
>> KIM: ***!
Where is it?
>> JONATHAN: Go ahead.
I'll hold it for you.
This thing is, like, worth its
weight in gold.
>> KIM: Ew.
>> JONATHAN: It's so nasty.
>> KIM: Oh, shut up.
My thing is nasty?
>> JONATHAN: No, the milk.
>> KIM: Oh.
To just think that this could be
the solution that I've been
waiting for a while now, I'm so
excited to try this.
It's, like, soothing.
>> JONATHAN: Well, you're a
really big turn-on.
Putting on breast milk on
your psoriasis.
Hey, Mercy.
(cat purrs)
>> KIM: She really is cute.
>> JONATHAN: Yep.
Look how fun that is, just to
have her roaming around
like that.
(line ringing)
>> JONATHAN: Morning.
What are you doing?
>> KIM: Wait, you're gonna die.
>> JONATHAN: What?
>> KIM: I think-- it's not all
the way gone, but I really think
this breast milk helped.
>> JONATHAN: You're lying.
>> KIM: It, like, looks like
it's so much better.
It was, like, red and flaky, and
it looks like just almost gone.
>> JONATHAN: Wow.
That's insane.
It's like discovering gold
or something.
>> KIM: I need to just try it
for a couple more days.
>> JONATHAN: Yeah.
You have to keep putting
Kourtney's breast milk there.
What are you nuts?
>> KIM: The fact that Jonathan's
trying to tell me to stop using
Kourt's breast milk, like, he
has no idea what having
psoriasis is like.
And I'm not gonna stop until
it's all the way gone.
It's working.
>> JONATHAN: You should just get
her to pump extra milk for you,
you know?
She's always pumping anyway.
>> KIM: No, she hates to pump.
That's the thing.
>> JONATHAN: All right, well, we
got to come up with a plan
somehow.
>> KIM: Yeah, I don't know.
We have to come up with
something.
>> SCOTT: Uh, yello.
What's poppin'?
>> KIM: What's poppin'?
>> SCOTT: Not much.
>> KIM: We used to call each
other, like, in high school and
be like, "What's poppin'?"
>> SCOTT: I've heard you say
some pretty ghetto terms here
and there.
>> KIM: Really? Like what?
>> SCOTT: Yeah, like, "A ***
better stay off my Kool-Aid."
(mocking): I've never said that.
>> KIM: I've never said the
word "Kool-Aid."
>> SCOTT: Oh, wait, I totally
forgot to tell you.
That chick Dani who we met
at Chapman's...
>> KIM: Yeah?
>> SCOTT: ...called me and was
like, "Hey, if you ever want to
get together, maybe we'll go out
to dinner."
>> KOURTNEY: What chick Dani
from Chapman's...
>> KIM: She got your number?
>> KOURTNEY: ...is calling you
to go to dinner?
>> KIM: No, she's a lesbian.
But she's, like, a real,
like, lesbian.
>> SCOTT: No, she's, like,
so cool.
It's like a dude.
The other day at Chapman's, I
gave Dani my phone number.
I didn't think she would
actually call me to hang out.
Must be a likable guy.
I mean, I don't have that many
friends here, like,
nobody normal.
She was like, "Hey, maybe we can
grab, like, an early dinner,
hang out."
>> KOURTNEY: Any little excuse
to go out.
>> SCOTT: I'm just going
to dinner.
And in all honesty, making a new
guy friend's one thing, but I'm
not gonna make friends with a
straight girl, 'cause it's
inappropriate; would have no
reason to.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> SCOTT: Dinner is doable.
>> KOURTNEY: Do whatev.
>> SCOTT: I'm happy I got to get
out of the house for a little
bit to go to dinner with Dani
and her friends, but at the same
time, not saying this is
something I want to do every
day, but definitely fun to do
here and there.
>> DANI: So...
>> SCOTT: What up, baby girl?
>> DANI: How are you?
>> SCOTT: How you doing?
>> DANI: Really good.
>> SCOTT: Me, too.
How you doing?
>> DANI: Good, good.
Have a seat, join us.
>> SCOTT: So we're-- everybody's
sitting with nobody in
the middle.
>> DANI: Come in closer, get in
the middle.
>> SCOTT: No, it's cool, I
get it.
That's how everybody does it in
Miami, I guess.
>> WAITER: You want a drink?
>> SCOTT: Um, I'll have, uh,
maybe a sparkling water.
>> DANI: Hi.
>> KATIA: Hi.
>> DANI: This is Katia and
Ashanti.
>> KATIA: Hi.
>> SCOTT: How are you?
>> KATIA: Nice to meet you.
>> MAN: Hey, how you doing?
>> SCOTT: So, I knew Dani was
gonna bring a couple of
her friends.
I didn't think she was gonna
bring a whole team of friends.
>> SCOTT: How's it go-- Sorry.
>> ASHANTI: Hi.
>> DANI: This is my five-year,
on-again-off-again-- like, my...
>> KATIA: And this is her wife.
>> WOMAN: That's my wife.
>> CARLA: Hi.
>> SCOTT: Oh, look at you.
I didn't even know you
were married.
>> CARLA: I'm Carla.
Nice to meet you.
>> SCOTT: Here, I'll sit here.
I don't think Kourtney would be
too comfortable with me hanging
around with this many guys, no
less this many girls.
That she doesn't know.
>> KATIA: Scott, do you like
Miami better or L.A.?
>> SCOTT: I mean,
I'm not from L.A.
I'm from Manhattan, and I lived
in one of the Hamptons for a
little bit of my life.
>> DANI: My family's from
Southampton.
>> SCOTT: Really? That's wild.
>> DANI: They're from New York,
they owned a deli, whatever, and
they moved out there.
>> SCOTT: I had a boat in
Hampton Bays as a kid.
Any suggestions for what I can
name my boat when I get it?
>> DANI: Whiskey Tango.
>> SCOTT: Whiskey Tango?
>> WOMAN: Name her Buzz.
Like a drinking buzz.
>> KATIA: That's a good name.
>> DANI: Just name it Lesbian.
There you go.
Leave It to the Les'boats.
>> SCOTT: Leave It to the
Les'boats. Les'boats!
That'd be so awkward, by myself,
rolling up to, like, a bar.
"Your boat's called Les'boat?"
>> WOMAN: You'd be the man.
>> SCOTT: That's right.
And I got *** at home.
(laughter)
>> WOMAN: It could be called
Lipstick Les'boat.
>> SCOTT: What's that?
>> WOMAN: Lipstick Les'boat.
>> SCOTT: Oh, like...
>> WOMAN: Wear lipstick.
>> SCOTT: Like high heels and...
>> DANI: There are some femmy
lesbians, I think, is what she
means to say.
>> SCOTT: Wait, so how long have
you guys been married?
>> WOMAN: Three years.
>> SCOTT: It's legal to get
married here, right?
>> WOMAN: No. We got married in
Provincetown, Massachusetts.
>> SCOTT: Is California
legal yet?
>> WOMAN: It was legal for,
like, a day.
>> SCOTT: Kind of weird
that people, like, spend so much
time on that.
Okay, let people do what they
got to do.
>> DANI: Give us the tax breaks
and the federal recognition...
>> SCOTT: Oh, (bleep)...
>> DANI: No, that's the big deal
about it.
Like, say, say, if we were to
get married and she dies, I have
no say.
The family, if they hate you...
>> SCOTT: Oh, I know
what that's like.
(laughter)
That's right up my alley.
>> DANI: Imagine not being able
to say anything.
A couple that were married for,
like, 30 years or so, and they
were two men and the one guy's
parents didn't like the other
guy, but the one who died, their
parents came in and kicked him
out of the house.
>> SCOTT: That's ridiculous!
>> DANI: His house of
30-something years.
>> SCOTT: Really, that's so
crazy, though, thinking about
just the legal (bleep).
I didn't think I would have this
much to talk about with Dani and
her friends, but the
conversation's been very easy
and light and fun, and I'm
having a great time.
It's nice to meet some nice new
people.
>> KATIA: So, are we gonna go
out tonight?
Can you convince Kourtney to go
to Liv?
>> SCOTT: Are you insane?
Like, if you said to her, like,
"Do you want to stay home or,
like, go out," one night, she'd
be like, "I don't know what kind
of people go to these places."
And I'm, like, "Well, they are
all packed with thousands of
people," so a lot of people to
judge.
>> KOURTNEY: All right, I'm
gonna go work out.
She should not be hungry.
If she is, text me and I'll come
feed her.
>> KIM: Okay.
>> KOURTNEY: Have fun.
>> MASON: A-goo!
>> KIM: That's what Mom always
says to her, huh?
>> MASON: A-goo!
>> KIM: A-goo.
>> MASON: A-goo!
(Penelope crying)
>> KIM: Don't scare her.
>> MASON (laughs): That was
scary to me.
>> KIM: I'm babysitting, and I
just need the kids to go to
sleep so I can get some breast
milk.
>> MASON: Abracadabra!
>> KIM: What are you doing,
Mase?
>> MASON: I'm a magician.
>> KIM: You're a Kardashian?
>> No, a magician.
>> KIM: A magician?
>> MASON: Mm-hmm.
Abracadabra!
>> KIM: Whoa!
You made Batman appear?
>> MASON: Mm-hmm.
>> KIM: Can I have a big hug?
You're so good at hugs
these days.
Oh! (laughs)
>> SCOTT: Seems like your
girl is raring to hit the clubs.
>> DANI: Oh, she is, dude.
>> SCOTT: Do you like that, or
does that bother... like, annoy
you a little bit?
'Cause I could go either way
with it.
>> DANI: I got to learn to let
go of this girl.
>> SCOTT: It doesn't seem like
you're letting go of much if...
>> DANI: If this is, like, this
kind of thing, she's
like, mmm...
>> SCOTT: I feel like she looks
like she probably gets emotional
and a little crazy, huh?
>> DANI: She's Hispanic, dude.
I love her, she loves me, but...
>> SCOTT: Oh, probably, like, a
lot of passion.
>> DANI: Yeah, she's not gay.
>> SCOTT: What do you mean?
>> DANI: I'm the only girl she's
been with, so it's tough.
>> SCOTT: Oh, so that must be
kind of different than, like, if
she likes hanging with a guy...
That could be almost harder than
my situation.
>> DANI: It's tough, 'cause I'm
really in love, so...
>> SCOTT: And you always have
been.
>> DANI: Since I met her.
>> SCOTT: I definitely have a
complicated relationship, so
it's nice for me to hear Dani be
able to trust me enough to tell
me about their relationship.
>> DANI: I'm glad you came out
tonight.
>> SCOTT: So, I'll see you soon.
>> DANI: Yeah, definitely.
>> SCOTT: Okay.
>> DANI: Take care. Later!
>> KIM: I just put Penelope to
sleep, Mason to sleep.
So I say we empty out
this bottle.
>> JONATHAN: You're insane.
What if she finds out
about this?
>> KIM: I'm just gonna tell her
that I spilled it.
You want to try some?
I dare you.
>> JONATHAN: No, let me
smell it.
>> KIM: Here, just try
that little drop.
I've tried it before.
Ew! You're not supposed
to try it!
>> JONATHAN: You said, "I've
tried it before."
>> KIM: Do you know what
happened?
>> JONATHAN: No. What?
Ew.
>> KIM: I think that's enough,
right?
I'm here watching the babies.
They're sleeping.
Will you... go put that in the
refrigerator in my room?
>> JONATHAN: I'm a friggin'
Bonnie and Clyde with breast
milk-- this is unbelievable.
(door opens)
>> KIM: Hello.
Baby's asleep.
What more could you ask for?
I'm a little exhausted, but...
>> KOURTNEY: I'm sure that you
couldn't get everyone to sleep.
>> KIM: I accidentally spilled
some breast milk, though.
>> KOURTNEY: Why would you spill
some?
>> KIM: She was getting, like,
really fussy, so I thought she
was hungry, so I put it in a
little bowl to, like, warm it
up, and I was pouring it
over the sink.
>> KOURTNEY: You don't warm it
in a bowl.
And I said I'm downstairs,
like...
>> KIM: I know, I didn't want to
bug you-- I wanted you to have
your good workout.
>> KOURTNEY: But I would prefer
to breast-feed.
>> KIM: Okay. I didn't even end
up feeding her; she feel asleep.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> KIM: So it was fine.
Relax.
>> KOURTNEY: Relax.
Half your *** is hanging out.
>> KIM: All right, good night.
>> SCOTT: Hey, you gorgeous
petunia, what's shaking on the
lunch hackle?
Water, anybody?
>> KIM: Sure.
>> SCOTT: I've always wanted to
be a water boy on a football
team-- is that weird?
>> KIM: No.
>> KOURTNEY: Wasn't Dad that?
>> KIM: Ball boy.
>> KOURTNEY: How was last night?
>> SCOTT: It was good.
It was surprisingly good.
No, like, awkward silences.
It was nice hanging out with new
people that just had, like, a
lot to talk about, and it was
just nice not to have to, like,
push a conversation into
something.
Like, it was, like, easy.
>> KOURTNEY: Is that how you
feel when you're with me,
you have nothing to talk about
and you have to push to have a
conversation and that...?
>> SCOTT: No. I had a good time
with them.
It was just something different.
It was just easy, fun.
They wanted to name-- when I get
my speedboat-- Les Be Honest.
>> KIM: Les Be Honest.
>> SCOTT: Or... Les'boat.
>> KOURTNEY: That sounds like
you had a great time.
Were you guys drinking?
'Cause I don't think you could
think that's funny unless you
were wasted.
>> SCOTT: Les Be Honest?
>> KOURTNEY: Let me ask you, if
I was this party girl who all I
wanted to do was go out, would
that make you happy?
>> SCOTT: All of a sudden now
you're jealous, the person who
never cares what I'm doing when
I'm home?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm not jealous.
>> SCOTT: Obviously, you're
somewhat jealous.
You're, like, accusing me of
getting drunk...
>> KOURTNEY: I just need a
minute, seriously, I just need a
minute-- you just don't get it.
>> SCOTT: What am I supposed to
get?
>> KOURTNEY: Lately it seems
like Scott is into making all
these new friends and more
interested in spending time with
them than with our family.
>> SCOTT: I don't understand.
I can't do anything.
>> KIM: She's, like, still
breast-feeding and hormonal.
>> SCOTT: I mean, she has
nothing to be mad about, but...
>> KIM: Just, like, I mean,
imagine if, like, she's at home
with the two kids and she isn't
back to her weight yet and she's
feeling boring-- everyone calls
her boring now.
>> SCOTT: I don't know, I just
feel like I can't ever do
anything right.
Whatever.
>> KIM: Thanks.
Am I gonna clean this up by
myself?
>> KIM: Kourt?
>> KOURTNEY: Hmm?
>> KIM: Are you okay?
>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
>> KIM: What are you doing?
>> KOURTNEY: Just writing an
e-mail.
I mean, I'm not sending it, I'm
just writing notes about Scott.
>> KIM: What do you mean?
>> KOURTNEY: My therapist told
me to, like, instead of sending
crazy texts, just write it to
myself so that I can get it out.
Like, this isn't even to show
him.
>> KIM: Wait, let me see.
>> KOURTNEY: It's personal.
Don't read it; it's personal.
>> KIM: "Why even want to hang
out with other friends?"
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, you don't
need to read every single word.
>> KIM: Okay, just vent to me.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm about, like,
making new friends that are
gonna be in the next chapter
of our life.
Why not go to dinner as a
family?
Why the need to go make new
friends?
>> KIM: Anything else you want
to add?
>> KOURTNEY: Why put out this
energy to spend time with people
you're never gonna see later
in life?
>> KIM: Oh, my God, wait, wait.
I just sent this.
>> KOURTNEY: Kim, no, you did
not.
>> KIM: No, no, no, Bible I did,
by accident.
Oh. It's just, like, a habit.
>> KOURTNEY: He's not even
gonna understand what it means.
I was writing an e-mail to Scott
on my phone, just to vent my
feelings without the intention
of ever sending it, and I'm kind
of freaking out of how he's
gonna react.
>> SCOTT: Do I need more in my
life?
This is what you send me?
>> KOURTNEY: Keep it down.
>> SCOTT: What-- keep it down?
Don't write me things like this.
>> KOURTNEY: I didn't mean to
send it; Kim sent it.
>> SCOTT: I don't even know what
half this (bleep) is.
I should only be friends with my
own children?
>> KOURTNEY: Some of the things
you're not going to understand.
>> SCOTT: This is what you think
about?
I don't appreciate you?
What more do you want?
I'm the most hands-on father
there is.
>> KOURTNEY: No, you're not.
>> SCOTT: Well, I just don't
understand why you always have
such a problem with me no matter
what I do.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't.
This is what my therapist told
me to write down.
>> SCOTT: Obviously, no matter
what I do, you'll find a way to
pick me apart.
No matter what, there's
something.
Just stop.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you so much.
I just need to be away from
every freak around here.
(line ringing)
>> KIM: Where are you?
>> SCOTT: Just in the lobby.
Just couldn't sit in that room.
Kourtney's energy was just
freaking me out.
>> KIM: I'm gonna come down, I'm
gonna find you.
>> SCOTT: All right.
>> KIM: You are such a freak.
Like, don't these, like, busy,
like, lobbies give you anxiety?
>> SCOTT: A little bit, but I
just needed to get some fresh
air.
I mean, it's like a never-
ending...
Like, every time I feel like
things are going well...
>> KIM: I just feel bad 'cause,
like, it was truly me that sent
it, and...
>> SCOTT: It's not your fault,
though.
I mean, you sent the e-mail by
accident.
She didn't write these things by
accident.
No matter what I do, she gets
herself so frantic.
This is why I said a while ago I
never wanted to leave the house
anymore-- so I never got into
altercations with her-- and it's
right back to being like that.
It's like a part of me would
rather just go back to
California or even go to New
York and not have to get her
upset and mad at me every other
day.
It's like...
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: That's like the worst
thing-- to wake up every day not
knowing how she's going to feel.
I'm so tired of Kourtney getting
after me for every little thing.
Everybody knows that I've done a
lot of things in the past that
hurt her, and I understand they
were bad things, but, you know,
I can't keep paying for them for
the rest of my life.
And sometimes it's just to the
point where I just can't take it
anymore.
>> KIM: I feel like she needs to
fall back and just not be so
fussy about every last thing.
I get it.
>> SCOTT: I wish.
I mean, after all these years,
it's like, a little bit of trust
would be nice.
Yo.
>> DANI: What's up?
>> SCOTT: How you doing?
>> DANI: Hey.
>> SCOTT: Dani called me and
asked me if I wanted to go hang
out and go shopping.
>> SCOTT: How's everything?
>> DANI: It's good.
>> SCOTT: All right.
>> DANI: How do you keep your
hair so pretty in that thing?
>> SCOTT: You know what I'm
saying?
Turned out, the place that she
wanted to go shopping is the
place that I usually go to.
Seems like we have even more in
common than I thought.
These are good for you.
>> DANI: I like that.
>> SCOTT: Yeah, this is you up
in Tootsie's.
>> DANI: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: That's some item.
We'll get matching pairs.
(Dani laughs)
What the hell is this thing?
>> SALESPERSON: That's a belt.
>> DANI: No way.
>> SCOTT: This is preposterous.
>> DANI: Is that your murse?
>> SCOTT: I'm a purse guy, yeah.
>> DANI: You know what a murse
is, right?
>> SCOTT: Man purse.
What do you think I am?
>> DANI: Well, I just wanted to
make sure.
>> SCOTT: I'm a very metrosexual
human being.
>> DANI: This is good.
>> SCOTT: You know, what would
really be hot is a nice little
bustier and then that.
>> DANI: Oh, yeah, super hot.
>> SCOTT: Little, little
feminine.
Let's get back to menswear,
where we feel comfortable.
>> DANI: Let's do it.
Let me stop pretending.
>> SCOTT: Yeah.
(Dani laughs)
Dude, it's unbelievable.
I know you've never met Kourtney
or whatever, but, like, she just
sends the nastiest text
messages.
Like, she-- I don't know-- I
just feel like sometimes she,
like, doesn't know what she's
even...
She just jots down, like, a
hundred reasons why she hates
me.
>> DANI: Just out of the blue?
>> SCOTT: Yeah, just like, no
matter what I do.
>> DANI: Women usually have,
like, an underlying issue if
they're doing that, right?
>> SCOTT: I know, but I feel
like she's always got an
underlying thing; but, like,
don't write me every nasty thing
you can find 'cause I'll have it
forever.
>> DANI: Right.
See, the thing is-- with girls
is-- they, they like to drag it
on.
That's probably why she always
does it.
>> SCOTT: Always, and it goes on
forever.
>> DANI: But that means they
care, too.
>> SCOTT: Yeah, but...
>> DANI: She stops ***,
you're in trouble.
>> SCOTT: Well, that-- trust me,
that ain't happening, so I'm not
gonna be in that big of trouble.
>> DANI: Well, then, you just
got to deal with it.
>> SCOTT: I don't have a lot of
people I can talk to in my life,
especially down here in Florida,
and Dani-- she knows where I'm
coming from.
I think she's even gone through
some of these same things in her
past relationship.
>> DANI: Listen, I'm gonna sound
really girlie right now, but you
have to talk and just know how
to work it out.
>> SCOTT: It's nice to have
somebody I can vent to and also
just kind of be on the same page
with and just kind of get it off
my shoulders.
Not to be too sentimental, but I
appreciate you being there for
me.
It's nice.
>> DANI: Of course.
>> SCOTT: Broad problems.
>> DANI: Broads are great.
You can't live with 'em or
without 'em.
>> SCOTT: No way.
(door opens)
Oh, hello, Buford.
>> KOURTNEY: Well, hello.
Where have you been?
>> SCOTT: I was out with Dani,
shopping for ties, and then,
after that, we went to the local
bar and just started drinking
*** and just got nuts, and
then, you know, the glow sticks
were going in the store.
I mean, you name it, it was
happening.
I-I almost don't even remember
the ride home; I blacked out.
>> KOURTNEY: You don't have to
be rude about it.
>> SCOTT: I'm just saying
everything you think-- I'm out,
I'm being crazy.
>> KOURTNEY: Don't mock my
feelings, like, seriously.
>> SCOTT: I'm not mocking them.
I literally was going shopping
and, you know, that's it.
You want to hear everything,
know everything I'm doing.
>> KOURTNEY: Glad you had fun.
>> SCOTT: I don't know what else
to say to you.
>> KOURTNEY: So don't say
anything.
>> SCOTT: Whatever.
Have a good night.
>> KOURTNEY: I have.
(knocking)
>> KIM: Who is it?
>> JONATHAN: It's me.
You ready for din...?
No, you're not.
What's up?
>> KIM: Come on, I want to be
cazh.
>> JONATHAN: Are we not, are we
not going?
>> KIM: I just feel so lazy.
Can we chill?
>> JONATHAN: Do you want to
order in?
I mean...
>> KIM: Just tonight.
I just feel gross.
>> JONATHAN: How's your
psoriasis?
Is it getting any better?
>> KIM: Yeah, I mean, a little
bit.
The breast milk is making it
better, but the supply is, like,
out.
I don't know what to do.
I wish I could get high off my
own supply, but I... I don't
make that.
>> JONATHAN: Let's just go get
some from Kourtney.
(cat meows)
>> KIM: We could take the cat
and be like, "The cat wanted
some milk."
>> JONATHAN: God, you're smart.
>> KIM: Let's try it.
Come here, Merce.
(cat meows)
(Kim humming)
Hey, Kourt, I ran out of cat
food, and my cat can only have a
certain kind of cat food since
she's so little.
>> KOURTNEY: Uh-huh.
>> KIM: Or it can drink milk,
but we don't have any milk, but
you have some milk.
Breast milk.
>> JONATHAN: Aren't you always
pumping anyway?
>> KOURTNEY: You want me to feed
not one person with my breast
milk but two?
>> JONATHAN: Go pump out a
little thing.
Let me see how fast it comes
out.
>> KOURTNEY: Get out of here.
I don't know what kind of sick
games these two are playing, but
there's no way they want me to
pump milk for the cat.
>> JONATHAN: How do you do it
anyway?
Where, where is this pump?
You have it, like, bagged up?
>> KOURTNEY: This is my pumping
bag.
>> KIM: You do two at once.
Just-- Kourt, just show him what
it looks like.
It's so crazy.
>> KOURTNEY: Jonathan, you have
to do it.
>> JONATHAN: What?
>> KOURTNEY: I'll pump if you
pump.
>> JONATHAN: Well, I have
nothing to pump, so...
>> KOURTNEY: I know, but I want
you to see what it's like.
>> JONATHAN: Kim...
>> KIM: Just do it.
>> JONATHAN: What do you mean,
"Just do it"?
>> KIM: There's nothing to come
out, so what do you care?
>> JONATHAN: I mean, this is
weird, it's weird.
I don't think... Kim.
>> KIM: Who cares?
>> KOURTNEY: I said I'll do it
if he does it.
>> KIM: I got Kourtney to agree
on one condition: Jonathan would
put the breast pump on.
This is so embarrassing, but he
has to take one for the team.
>> JONATHAN: Fine, I'll do it.
Give it to me.
>> KOURTNEY: Whoo! Show us what
you got.
Okay.
>> JONATHAN: Oh, my-- Kim, you
owe me a lot for this.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
(pump whirring)
>> JONATHAN: Oh.
>> KOURTNEY: Do you feel
anything?
>> JONATHAN: Oh, Kim.
>> KOURTNEY: Do you really feel
something?
>> JONATHAN (laughing): It's a
vibrating.
>> KOURTNEY: Let me see if
it's...
It's pulling it.
(laughter)
>> KIM: Ew, this is not what
I... (bleep)
No!
>> JONATHAN: Give me that.
>> KIM: (bleep)
>> JONATHAN: I'm milking for
your cat.
>> KIM (laughing): I'm sorry.
I need to get out of here.
(cat meows)
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, this is
so disturbing.
Jonathan with a breast pump on
is, like, gonna make me
throw up.
Like, I cannot watch this.
>> JONATHAN: Let's go.
Let's go chase her.
>> KIM: Forget it.
Forget it.
>> KOURTNEY: We're coming
after you!
>> JONATHAN: Kim?
(bleep) pumping.
Kourtney, get this thing off of
me right now.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> JONATHAN: And start pumping,
let's go.
>> KOURTNEY: You didn't get
any milk.
(Jonathan groans)
>> KIM: Now that you're done
being disgusting, Kourtney, you
said you'd do it.
>> KOURTNEY: I said I'm not!
>> JONATHAN: Let's do this!
>> KIM: You said you-- you
totally said you would if
he would.
>> JONATHAN: You were joking
after I just did that?
>> KIM: That's not cool.
>> JONATHAN: My things are
still vibrating.
(Kourtney laughs)
(cat meows)
I think she's starving.
>> KIM: She's getting skinnier.
(Kourtney laughs)
>> KOURTNEY: Kim is crazy.
There's no way that I'm gonna
pump some breast milk to feed
her little kitty.
It's not happening.
My milk is like gold.
>> JONATHAN: Start pumping.
>> KOURTNEY: I want you guys
to know.
>> JONATHAN: We'll be back.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
>> SCOTT: Look who it is.
>> KOURTNEY: It's me.
Look at that.
I just got an e-mail that said
you're going to New York, maybe.
>> SCOTT: I mean, I thought
about it.
>> KOURTNEY: The last thing I
need right now is Scott running
off to New York and running away
from his problems.
Like, he needs to stay here and
we need to talk about it.
Why?
>> SCOTT: I just feel like I
just keep causing you more and
more inconvenience, and
everything I do seems to turn
into some kind of problem
for you.
I feel like I could just get
things done in New York, instead
of just bothering you all
the time.
>> KOURTNEY: You're not
bothering me.
>> SCOTT: Maybe I am.
You feel like you're in a cage
and you're this and that.
>> SCOTT: I only feel that way
because of you.
>> KOURTNEY: But-- right.
>> SCOTT: So, then you need to
figure out a way to not make me
feel like that.
>> KOURTNEY: But why do you feel
that way?
>> SCOTT: Because that's the way
you treat me.
It seems like every time you
think that I'm, like, taking an
inch, you have to pull me back
a mile.
>> KOURTNEY: It's not fun to act
like his mom all the time, but,
you know, the past has
definitely traumatized me, and I
know that I have to work through
a lot of our issues.
>> SCOTT: Obviously, I'm gonna
keep creating new relationships
within my life and meeting
people, and I just want you to
be able to trust me and trust my
instinct and just, like, let me
live my life with and
without you.
You know what I mean?
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, I don't
want you to feel like I'm always
trying to, you know, end things
and that you always have to be
scared that at any moment things
could be over, you know.
And when I say, like, sometimes,
"Oh, I don't care," obviously
I care.
We have two children together,
and I want...
>> SCOTT: Well, I would hope
you'd care even without
the kids.
>> KOURTNEY: I would.
I mean, I wouldn't be with you
if I didn't care.
I obviously want to, like, work
on things.
>> SCOTT: No, I think you care.
I just think sometimes you care
too much, and the wrong times.
That's all.
You like that or what?
>> KOURTNEY: Totally.
>> SCOTT: Hit me.
>> KOURTNEY: Chop zone.
>> SCOTT: Like where your
head's at.
Let's get our work on.
I feel like we're workaholics...
>> KOURTNEY: Good.
>> SCOTT: ...in our
relationship.
Nobody can say that we're lazy,
in our relationship.
>> KOURTNEY: I feel so much
better when Scott and I
communicate and talk
through things.
No one wants to hold a grudge,
especially when it's your
life partner.
>> SCOTT: We fight for what
we want.
And at one point, we're gonna be
just perfect.
Come in for the real thing.
(door opens)
>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing?
Why would you be taking that?
This is my...
>> KIM: I'm using a drop of it.
Relax!
>> KOURTNEY: I'm not
gonna relax.
That is not okay.
Why would you do that?
>> KIM: Because it says it
cures psoriasis.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, now you're
taking it too far.
>> KIM: You told me to find a
natural way.
>> KOURTNEY: So ask me.
>> KIM: You're being ridiculous.
>> KOURTNEY: You don't just take
my stuff.
>> KIM: Okay.
Get away from me.
I'm, like, afraid of you.
>> KOURTNEY: This is so bizarre.
My sister is stealing my
breast milk.
Like, what a weirdo.
>> KOURTNEY: Breast milk is
like gold.
>> KIM: Leave me alone.
>> KOURTNEY: Seriously.
>> KIM: Relax.
>> KOURTNEY: What a
serious freak.
>> SCOTT: Come on, bud!
>> MASON: Come on!
>> SCOTT: Get in there.
(Mason laughs, shrieks)
You know, I realized that
communication is the best tool
you have in a relationship.
I don't want Kourtney to think
that I'm sneaking around with
some new friend that she
doesn't know.
So I wanted Kourtney and Dani to
finally meet each other.
>> KOURTNEY: Mase, do you want
an ice cream?
(door opens)
>> DANI: Hello.
>> SCOTT: Hello.
>> DANI: Hi.
>> KOURTNEY: How are you?
>> DANI: Dani.
>> KOURTNEY: Nice to meet you.
>> DANI: What's up?
>> SCOTT: How you doing?
How's it going?
>> DANI: Good.
What are you guys up to today?
>> KOURTNEY: Not much.
We're just gonna go out to
dinner-- ice cream and
then dinner.
>> DANI: You can do that; you're
an adult.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> DANI: We make
those decisions.
>> SCOTT: I'm glad you guys
finally got to meet each other.
>> KOURTNEY: I know.
I've heard so much about you.
>> SCOTT: I feel like I've been
spending time with her and you
haven't seen her, so I wanted
you to see what I'm
working with-- my sidepiece.
>> KOURTNEY: You guys have
similar hairstyle.
>> DANI: I know.
>> SCOTT: Similar everything.
She likes girls, I like you.
I like my hair, she likes
my hair.
>> DANI: I like you now.
(Kourtney chuckles)
>> KOURTNEY: I'm really glad
that I finally got to meet Dani
for myself.
(Mason babbling)
Ew.
>> DANI: You see?
You got a good guy here.
>> KOURTNEY: I see why Scott
enjoys hanging out with her.
She's really cool, and I feel
like I get it now.
Nice to meet you.
>> DANI: Nice to meet you.
Bye, guys.
Bye, Mase.
Can I have five?
>> MASON: Bye!
>> DANI: Awesome!
>> KIM: Kourt?
>> KOURTNEY: Hmm?
>> KIM: I feel really bad.
I wasn't trying to be shady, I
just wanted to see if it would
work, so I'm sorry.
>> KOURTNEY: So my breast milk
really works?
>> KIM: These spots have been,
like, really continuous.
For, like, six months they
haven't gone away, so the fact
that they're white is a
good sign.
So I just want to keep on
trying it.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, so let's try
some more.
Lay down.
Lay down here.
>> KIM: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
>> KOURTNEY: You have to lay all
the way down.
>> KIM: Relax.
Are you serious?
>> KOURTNEY: Yes.
>> KIM: I don't want to do--
never mind, never mind.
>> KOURTNEY: No, I'm gonna...
>> KIM: Ew, are you really gonna
do this?
>> KOURTNEY: And it's happening.
>> KIM: Ew, ew.
Ew!
Ew, Kourtney!
>> KOURTNEY: You were doing--
It's the same thing that you
were taking before.
Do you think it's any different?
>> KIM: Ew!
>> KOURTNEY: Happy?
>> KIM: Okay, okay.
>> KOURTNEY: Milk.
>> KIM: That is so disgusting
that you can just squeeze that
and have it come out.
Oh, no, wait, I need to rub
it in.
I'm not comfortable, like,
fresh out the ***.
Dr. Kourtney, we can do this
every single day.
Next on Kourtney & Kim Take
Miami...
I found this dragon boat race.
I think it'll just be something
fun, and we'll all be together.
>> BRUCE: Come on, Scott.
Man up!
>> SCOTT: Okay.
>> KIM: One.
>> SCOTT: Not for me.
>> KOURTNEY: He doesn't want to
put himself in a situation where
he might get into a fight with
someone.
>> BRUCE: Nobody's fighting!
>> KIM: I think I'm gonna have
to cancel on the boat race.
>> KRIS: We just flew 3,000
miles away.
>> KIM: I haven't seen Kanye in,
like, almost three weeks.
>> KRIS: He can be in the
boat race.
>> KIM: No, he doesn't want to
be in the boat race.
>> BRUCE: Everybody's flaking
out!
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