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Good evening, gentlemen. Pack of Reds, please.
3.60. New tax and a new warning.
Christ.
Tell us the truth, my friend.
- Did that Clinton inhale or not? - What does it matter?
That's like if your girlfriend catches you in bed with another woman, then you say,
"But we didn't do it."
- What, is that gonna matter to her? - Yeah, it does. Hi.
- Hello. - Pack of American Eagles, blue, please.
4.25.
4.25? You pay $4.25 for a pack of cigarettes?
They don't put as many chemicals in them.
- So those are healthy cigarettes. - Something like that.
So if there's not as many chemicals in them,
they should cost less, not more, don't you think?
They put saltpeter in your cigarettes,
which make them burn faster, which make you smoke more.
Which means, at the end of the day, your cigarettes actually cost more, not less.
Copy girl, what I think you're actually paying for
is the picture of the eagle and the pretty pastel colors.
Some reassuring idea about your lifestyle. The rest is pretty much crap.
- You wanna bet? - Sure.
- 20 bucks. - I got 20 bucks.
Easiest 20 bucks I ever made.
- Really? - Yeah.
That's funny. In a minute, I'll have 40.
Okay, we have to inhale at the same time for the same amount of time.
- Yep. - Ready, steady, go.
- It's my birthday today. - Happy birthday.
Why aren't you out celebrating?
My boyfriend, Lucas, was taking me out for dinner and then to a party.
But at last minute, he gets a gig in Philly, which, of course, he takes 'cause...
Truth is he's far more interested in being
the next Kurt Cobain than being my boyfriend.
Who's Kurt Cobain?
You're kidding me!
What?
Smoke.
Oh.
- Look at that. - Look at that.
- All right. - No, come on.
The satisfaction of me being right