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What's the big emergency this time?
Only thing I know is Hoover Dam has
a Hulk-sized problem.
Jen, give us a look-see.
There's
our disaster, dead-ahead.
That creep's about to wash away
a million people.
Who is that, anyway?
Very bad man look familiar.
It's Blastaar,
The evil cowardly lion from
another dimension.
And he brought his munchkins!
Remember last time Fang-face visited,
He ambushed us for the leader.
I'll be sure to thank him.
Rest of you, smash his
borers and fix the dam.
Line it up, boys.
The Hulk launcher
is ready to fire.
Hulks away!
Used to worry about my human friends
getting hurt.
But these are Hulks.
So we do the hurting.
Yo, ugly!
You negative zone
creeps never learn!
Blastaar will do the teaching this day.
Don't want you
breaking a nail, Jenny.
I got this.
Stop blasting yourself!
Stop blasting yourself!
Stop blasting yourself!
Anything else to teach me?
It is your friends who shall learn
pain first!
Oh, what else could go wrong?
Hey! What's biting me?
Get it off, get it off!
You wouldn't last a minute without me, Red.
I got this!
ow!
Says the green damsel in distress.
Ew, not enough it chomped me,
But it slimed me, too?
I'll kiss your boo-boo later.
We gotta stop this thing from
going splits-ville!
So weld it up, hot stuff!
Fire in the hole!
You know, we make a pretty good team
when you do what I say.
Ha-ha.
Ow! Since when do the borers
spit bitey snake-things?
Get it off! Get it off!
Skaar bit too!
Rick? Jen?
Hulk?
Can't move.
The negative zone.
Enjoy watching your
friends perish!
The Leader sends his regards.
Ah! Ow!
This stuff grows back fast.
Worse than picking a scab.
Don't make Skaar peel.
Skaar not like when Skaar peel.
Ugh, will you stop picking? It's gross.
Scan initialized.
Tissue analysis complete.
Unknown poison is spreading
through the subjects' cells,
Crystallizing their bodies
from the outside in.
How do I stop it?
Treatment unknown.
Then what am I supposed to do?
Better do something soon, Greenie.
We're being petrified here.
And I'd kind of like to know why?
An intriguing question.
Premise,
How best to destroy
one's enemy.
Conclusion,
Destroy their allies first.
How'd this jerk get on our tv's?
Must've hacked my cameras.
What can I say?
I like to watch.
What do you want?
Why, I'm here
to help you, Hulk.
If you're going
to create an antidote,
You'll need more
of the poison.
Which is found only
in the negative zone.
Simply put,
to save your friends,
You'll have to come to me.
Oh, and I wouldn't
dilly-dally.
I doubt they'll last 24 hours.
Coming after me
is one thing.
But my friends?
My family?
This serum mixer better do the trick.
Hulk, don't go.
It's a trap.
course it is!
And I'm going
with him.
You're not going anywhere.
None of you.
Leader wants me,
he's gonna get me.
Just hang in there.
Fantastic four's always willing
to help, you big clod.
But I told you on the phone,
Reed ain't back yet.
Hey, maybe you and I
could work on a cure.
Can't wait.
Where's Stretch's portal
to the negative zone?
This way.
Just fire this thing up
so I can get going.
You go alone, you might never
come back.
And I don't want no one blaming me
at your green funeral.
It's my risk.
Don't need your help.
Sure, I could count on Ben.
But last thing I wanna do is put
another one of my pals in danger.
Well, you're gonna need a pilot.
I know the negative zone like the cracks
in my big rocky hand.
You don't.
Only way I open this door is
if I go too.
You going in your pajamas?
Portal activated.
Fasten your seat belts.
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Lot of bad stuff in here.
We're only after one bad guy.
Picking up the Leader's
gamma signature ahead.
And he's ready for us.
We're going in full smash.
I want the big head
to feel us coming.
Okay, simmer down, you big dummy.
I got another idea.
Going to camo-mode.
Cloaking device activated.
Ugh, you and your big ideas.
This ain't gonna work.
Sure, it will.
If you give it
an honest try.
You know, I kind of like this armor.
They're getting worse.
We need to hurry.
Heads up, green genes.
Wearing this armor got us in right
under their furry noses.
You just stick
with old blue eyes.
Not saying I needed help,
But maybe letting the thing
tag along
Wasn't such a bad idea after all.
This scanner better work.
This way.
What's your Doodad
picking up, anyway?
It's rigged to track
the source of the poison.
and we're close.
Of course, it had to be the biggest
monster in the place.
That's just another snake to me.
You hold it down,
I'll go for the poison.
Oh, gee, thanks a lot.
This thing has
three heads? Really?
Are you gonna clobber something?
Are you gonna lay around all day?
Hurry it up, will you?
Three strikes and you're out.
That was lame, even for you.
Got it, let's move.
Just another snake, he says.
Okay, Ben, here's the plan.
I'll cause a distraction.
You get the antidote back to the Hulks.
Ugh, you're going after the Leader.
I don't get him now, he'll never
stop coming after us.
hey!
Who wants to get smashed first?
Well? Come on!
I got smashes for everyone!
Want some too?
Tough guys, huh?
Say hello to my fist!
Go! I'll see you on the other side!
I was afraid
you wouldn't come.
You can see what happens to those
who have been poisoned,
Like your friends.
Those who disappoint me.
And you do not want
to disappoint me.
I never disappoint.
So, what's with Annihilus's
hand-me-down's?
The cosmic control rod
Is this realm's most powerful weapon.
Hmm.
That glow stick
didn't save Bug-brain.
Well, I've made some improvements.
Annihilus, be gone.
Annihilus?
The price of his failure.
And now to yours.
I've watched every episode of
your sad attempt
To rebrand yourself a hero.
And I must admit, I was inspired
To chronicle my own adventures.
Care to see what I've been up to?
Wait, those dinosaurs
are packing lasers!
Where did they get lasers?
Where, indeed?
Yes.
I gave Sauron power to cause enough
chaos in the world
So my leadership would be welcomed.
You were behind that?
Shame me and my pals
loused it up for you.
Sauron wasn't my only attempt.
I found Ymir, god of winter,
For the frost giants to attack earth.
We agreed to share the planet
If their invasion was successful.
And how'd that work out for you?
All your flunkies let you down.
For a guy who named himself
"The Leader",
You're not very good at it.
And how are the agents of S.
M.
A.
S.
H.
Doing under your leadership?
In the past, you've been unbeatable
Because you were a raging monster
Who cared for nothing.
Now, at long last, you have a weakness.
Friends.
I'm not worried about them.
Antidote's already on earth by now.
My friends are fine.
Probably on their way here for me.
Drat, I've failed again!
Well, let's have a look.
Just to be sure.
Ow, and I thought
poison oak was gross.
Somebody.
I need more lotion.
Gotta slow the transformation.
Give Hulk time.
Ben should've been there.
You refer to Benjamin Grimm?
Now where could the thing be?
That was my ride
home, you bum!
You'll never escape!
The Hulk has already fallen.
Now, you shall too!
Sorry, Fur ball.
Aunt Petunia didn't raise
The ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing
to give up!
It's clobberin' time!
Relax, *** in boots.
Uncle Ben's gonna borrow your
flying thingamajig.
you see my
friends as a weakness,
But I can always count on them.
Ah, that's what I've been waiting for.
Hope.
And the moment when I make it disappear
from your face.
What kind of cockamamie nonsense
Hey!
Ben!
Just how many of your friends
Have met their doom because of you?
You can add four Hulks to the list.
No!
Yes, that rampaging beast
is still in you.
Let it out!
Hulk crush Leader!
Hulk smash all!
Your reason to control your anger
has died with those close to you.
And now that you've given in
to rage completely,
This chip will make certain you
stay that way.
When I unleash you on to earth,
The people of the world will
see no hero.
They'll see what I do.
A monster who must be destroyed.
Hulk! Smash! Ground!
Yes, smash any chance at redemption,
And destroy enough of mankind
To create need for my leadership.
Two birds with a single green stone.
Impossible!
Hulk smash Leader!
my liege, what should we do?
Restrain him, by any means.
Hulk smash Leader!
Hulk smash Cat-man!
Bug shell won't save Leader!
We won't know if we don't try.
This battle was inevitable.
Brains versus brawn.
For all your power, you are just
an animal.
And no competition for my intellect.
Leader! Not!
Fly! Away!
Miscalculated.
Wanted your rage.
Not directed at me.
Now, hulk smash leader!
For good!
That's enough, jade jaws.
Hulk smash orange monster!
Ugh, I'm on your side, green.
Forget the long-headed dope.
I still got the antidote.
Your friends need you.
Jen?
Rick.
I'm sorry, Ben.
Thought I lost you.
You thought some exploding rock
could take me out?
Hah! I just hitched a ride on
Blastaar here.
Come on, let's get home.
Ah, I can move! The A-bomb is mobile!
You okay?
Yeah, just glad you're all okay.
Are you getting all
misty over there, Rainy face?
We volunteered for this job.
You didn't twist any arms
to get us here.
We're in this together.
We're not gonna let you hog all
the smashing.
Skaar like being smasher.
Hey! What am I, you jerk?
Chopped liver?
I couldn't have
done it without you.
So, what's the big surprise
You brought us from the negative zone?
Skaar not like him here.
Is there a risk to having
the leader in our base?
Sure.
But at least here,
I got friends
Who can help me
keep an eye on him.
Hulk out.