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Good morning Houston! Thanks for tuning in to the Feral Monkey morning news! And we're live on .002 FM.
And now, onto the weather with Kevin
And now, onto the weather with Kevin
Thanks Justin! Today's forecast is 132 degrees celsius, with chances of asteroids later in the week!
That rocks! hahaha
You're punny, Justin!
And now,
we're turning onto sports! Rob, what do you have for us?
well we had a new world record holder for the most coconuts smashed with a hammer in
6.4 seconds.
Jed I. Knight placed the record today. He said the secret is to avoid almonds.
But now, we are to Susan with traffic.
Thanks, Rob!
There was a boating accident on Intercontinental Highway 3.14159 that spread pi all over the highway.
Other than that, the Claritin is clear!
And that concludes this week's forecast!