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We didn't have enough money in the budget to channel Chris Farley in to a training this week end
but we did have enough money to get another motivational speaker.
This gentleman has literally trained dozens of people all over the US
he has made hundreds of dollars in the business. He knows at least
32% of the facts
on how to do the business.
And it is none other than Mr. Eddie Snell
from Alabama!
I freakin love that song. (Guy in the Crowd: I want to have you baby!) Shark! Shark! Shark that sucker.
How are ya'll doing today?
Where's the ~bucket~? Hot ~bucket~
Ladies and gentlemen I'm excited to be here this morning.
I've got some good crap to talk about.
Can we keep it real?
Everybody say keep it real. (crowd: keep it real)
Keep it real.
Alright ladies and gentlemen
My name is Eddie Snizzelle. They call me Eddie Snell.
I've been in the business for five years
and I'm a senior associate
Now lots of people say
Hey Eddie
You been in the business for five years. Why are you still a senior associate? Wisdom key number one.
This thing is a marathon not a sprint. Ugh!!!
People are like, well there's Platinums and it took them five years. Well what's gonna happen in the next five years?
I will be Platinum and they will be senior associate.
Anyways I'm excited to be here.
Where's my notes?
Speaking of... got some good crap to talk about. Where are we at? Where are we at? Alright
Alright are we ready to start the revolution? give me a Hey Yo! (Crowd: hey yo!) Freakin love that song.
alright
Where's my slides?
We're gonna talk about the 10 Poor Commitments.
Now why do we call them the 10 Poor Commitments? Number 1 the
10 Core Commitments suck.
most people who get involved are poor so we will just leave it at their level. Alright.
Number 1 Tools are for fools.
If you are on the autoship, you are an auto dip.
its..
We call it working at the lowest common denominator.
Does everyone have a DVD player? No
CD player? No. Tape? No. I'm an 8 Tracks man myself.
They don't even have tools in 8 Tracks.
But what does everyone have?
They have two ears.
So if you talk to people who have two ears, you can get anybody right? Wisdom key number 2:
if you want something done right, you've gotta do it your self.
Ugh!!!
If you want this thing to work, you've got to work this thing.
Word! Alright.
So enough of the tool crap.
Tools are for fools.
Number 2: Meeting cost money.
How many freakin times.
Do you need to pay $5 every week to see the same stinkin thing?
Mocking Chris Hughes: Hello I'm Chris Hughes and I work at Chili's. I ready know you work at Chili's.
Mocking Dave Hall: Hi I'm Dave Hall and I'm a highschool drop out. I dropped out at the 3rd grade.
You don't hear me braggin fool. Enough of that crap.
Now I understand if you have guest, you've got to go do whatever with them.
But...
But... It is $5 bucks! Are we in the business to make money, or to save money, or...?
I don't want to be spending $5 bucks every time I go there.
This is what you need to do. Money Savings tip number 1.
Sign in as a guest for the rest of your life.
Now I put on a little... and I forgot and put on
that stupid lady of whatever of freak on my thing
on my tank top.
and uh...
So they caught me and so money saving tip number 2.
If you go to Staples, for the same $5 that you get for that one thing,
you can get 50 of those little labels
and have them for a lifetime.
Everyone say Staples. (Crowd: Staples)
Word!
So save yourself some money if you have to go to the crap.
Super Saturday
Hi I'm rich. So come pay me $20 bucks so I can tell you how much rich and better I am than you.
Everyone likes Super Saturdays and supposed to
go to Darnell Self. Darnell Self Darnell Self
He's the best. I love Darnell.
Well he ain't that cool.
Number one, his hair is horrible.
And I went to talk to him and said, Hey Darnell could you do my conference call? "I WILL NOT DO YOUR CONFERENCE CALL!" YOUV'E GOT A MULLET!
Bro you've got a big house but you don't got to be jealous. We've all got good stuff.
Let me tell you what a good Super Saturday is...
6 hours of NASCAR, WWE Wrestling, Tivo, HBO after hours.
yeah!
Tivo that for a reason by the way. Rewind it all day long. Anyways
That is the Super Saturday.
Ladies and Gentalmen Number 4:
Personal Embellishment. Fact!
most people in the business
are broke.
and if they aren't... well
screw you.
Everyone wants to know, how much money you making? How much money are you making?
Well some people call it lying.
I call it selective times to share your affirmations. How much money you making? I AM a
hundred thousand dollars ring earner. I AM a millionaire club member.
They can take it how they want.
Number 5: Long Distance Relationships
In this business you have a
excellent opportunity to... you know... travel... see crap...
and if you go to different places, its good to have an old lady in every spot.
Hey red head. Stand up.
Your next baby. Ummm what's your name girl? Um Brandie.
Rhymes with candy. You are sweet.
I love tall women. Their like jungle gyms.
Sorry about that mom sitting next to you. Alright
Number 6:
FastStart to Success Training. Now guys
I usually don't agree with much going on with Pre-Paid Legal
but on this thing, they hit the nail right on the head.
I love this thing. It's perfect...
It get people... Mr. Hughes... (Chris Hughes: They are not doing FastStarts anymore.)
If you want to see your kids again, you'll shut up. I work I Chili's.
You better have a
life insurance policy or your wife will be working at Chili's.
Number 7: Be a Jerk to the Willing.
Wisdom Key: Successful people do...
absolutely nothing.
cause they get stupid poor people to do it for em.
And if you act like a jerk, its called posture ladies and gentlemen. Leverage. Leverage.
Or what I like to say...
get your leverage on.
but uh...
How many of you know where Colorado City is?
Those guys got it right.
They got 7 chicks doing all their work for them. Leverage.
With hair like this, you can get as many women as you want down there.
Number 8: Go to the Las Vegas convention.
That OKC crap is for the birds.
But Las Vegas! ...
They got shows with hoes.
That place is
That place is straight-out fun. However warning.
You know how they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
That true with the exception of chlamydia. Just trust me on that one.
Hey Yo!
Number 9: Work Out
Wisdom Key: If you got it flaunt it.
You know how I get all these Associates?
I'll give you two reasons.
And maybe two more.
Well just stop right there. (Crowd: Thank you)
I will beat you dead women.
With a night cap, hit a woman every now and then. Just kidding. Just kidding.
But you know. I've been to your briefings and I've got to say there is a modesty
problem there.
You women are wearing just too much clothing.
How are you supposed to recruit the man when you don't show a little.
You got to work it, flaunt it.
Number 10: If it don't work quit.
Most of y'all suck at this.
Wisdom Story:
When you are in a marathon
and your running and running. Who is the first person to finish?
Not the winner! It's the first person to quit! I'm done. Idiot.
I got the little number.
I want to do my affirmations to my wife and kid... and mistress.
They don't know the difference.
But ladies and gentlemen
I've been excited to be with you today and I know if you
put this to good use, you'll be a Manager by Vegas.
And i'll see you at the top.