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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: JAKE! JAKE!
JAKE? HMM.
[ SOUR NOTES PLAYING ]
>> Jake: [ GROANS ]
>> Finn: HUH?
>> Jake: [ SCREAMING ]
[ BLUBBERING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
THAT SOUNDED HORRIBLE, MAN!
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
PLAY.
>> Jake: EXACTLY!
[ VIOLA TUNING ]
[ SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ]
>> Finn: HUH? LET'S GO.
>> Jake: OH, WAIT UP.
I GOT TO FINISH TUNING MY VIOLA.
>> Finn: SOFT PEOPLE, WHY ARE
YOU ALL IN A TIZZY?
>> THE GUT GRINDER -- HE'S BACK!
>> Finn: THE GUT GRINDER?
>> YES, THE GUT GRINDER IS A
GOLD-EATING MONSTER.
IN THE PAST, THE SOFT PEOPLE OF
THIS VILLAGE ENJOYED PILING OUR
GOLD IN THE CENTER OF TOWN AND
DANCING WILDLY AROUND IT.
IT WAS AWESOME!
[ CHUCKLES ]
BUT THEN THE GUT GRINDER CAME
AND STOLE OUR PILE OF GOLD.
SO WE ADAPTED AND LEARNED HOW TO
HIDE OUR GOLD USING A BIG CUP.
AND IT WORKED!
THE GUT GRINDER DIDN'T COME
BACK.
BUT RECENTLY, AND ADMITTEDLY IT
WAS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA, WE TOOK
OUR GOLD OUT FROM UNDER THE CUP,
AND WE PUT IT IN THE CENTER OF
TOWN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
'CAUSE -- 'CAUSE WE REALLY LIKE
DANCING AROUND IT.
BUT, BOY, OH, BOY, WAS THAT A
MISTAKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Finn: UH, IT CAME BACK AND
ATE ALL YOUR GOLD?
>> [ Crying ] YES. OH, YES.
>> Finn: AW, DON'T CRY,
SOFT OLD MAN.
I'LL FIND THIS MONSTER AND BRING
PEACE TO THIS VILLAGE.
I SWEAR!
>> SWEAR TO WHAT?
>> Finn: I SWEAR TO JUSTICE!
>> All: WOW!
>> Both: HE SWEARS TO JUSTICE.
>> Finn: OKAY, SO, WHAT DOES HE
LOOK LIKE?
>> OH, IT'S SO SCARY.
WE USUALLY CLOSE OUR EYES AND GO
WEE-WEE WHEN HE ATTACKS.
BUT HE LEFT THIS FOOTPRINT.
[ THUDDING ]
WHAT?
>> Jake: YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO,
YO, YO!
>> [ SHUDDERS ]
HIS PAW MATCHES THE FOOTPRINT.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
I'M SO SCARED!
I'M GONNA GO WEE-WEE!
>> Finn: WHOA!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
CALM DOWN, EVERYBODY.
THIS IS MY FRIEND --
JAKE THE DOG.
>> OH, THANK GOODNESS.
>> YEAH. I ALMOST WEE-WEED.
>> Jake: WAIT.
YOU WERE GONNA WEE-WEE IF I WAS
THE GUT GRINDER?
>> OH, YEAH.
WE'RE TERRIFIED OF HIM.
>> Jake: THEN I AM THE
GUT GRINDER!
>> I'M GONNA WEE-WEE!
[ CRYING ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Finn: THAT GUY WEE-WEES
WEIRD.
>> Jake: I'M JUST KIDDING,
EVERYBODY.
I'M NOT THE GUT GRINDER.
I'M...JAKE THE DOG.
WHOO-HOO!
>> KAWAII.
>> HE'S JUST A CUTE, LITTLE DOG.
>> Jake: HEY, I'M NOT CUTE!
>> DOGGY!
>> Jake: HUH?
>> PET, PET, PET.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Jake: UH...OH. MMM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ PURRING ]
>> Finn: [ SCOFFS ]
>> Jake: WHAT?!
>> Finn: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
PEOPLE OF THE VILLAGE OF
SOFT PEOPLE -- I, FINN, AND MY
BUDDY JAKE WILL FIND THIS
MONSTROUS MONSTER AND SLAY IT!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
COME ON! LET'S GO, JAKE!
>> Jake: [ SIGHING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT?! NO!
[ GROANS ]
>> BYE-BYE, DOGGY.
>> Jake: BYE, SOFT VILLAGE.
HEY, FINN, MY FEET FIT THESE
PRINTS PRETTY WELL.
HMM, WHAT IF I REALLY AM THE
GUT GRINDER?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: DUDE, YOUR PAWS WILL
FIT ANYTHING.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT IS TRUE!
CHECK THIS OUT.
"I'M FINN THE HUMAN, AND I STINK
AT VIOLA."
>> Finn: "I'M JUST A DOG, AND I
PUT MY NOSE IN POOP."
>> Jake: THERE'S A LOT OF
INTERESTING SMELLS IN POOP.
>> Finn: HUH?
[ SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ]
HEY, CUBE PEOPLE, WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
>> THE GUT GRINDER STORMED INTO
OUR VILLAGE AND ATE ALL OF OUR
GOLD.
>> Jake: WAIT. WHAT HAPPENED?
>> All: AAH! THE GUT GRINDER!
>> Finn: WHOA! NO, NO, NO!
HE'S NOT THE GUT GRINDER.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
>> WE SAW THE GUT GRINDER, AND
HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
THAT -- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> Finn: JAKE, BACK TO YOUR
NORMAL SIZE!
>> Jake: OH, YEAH.
[ HUMMING ]
♪ I AM NOT THE GUT GRINDER ♪
♪ OOH, OH-OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
>> AWW, HE'S JUST A CUTE, LITTLE
DOG.
>> Jake: HEY, Y'ALL ARE THE ONES
WHO ARE CUTE!
I'M HOT!
>> AWW, LOOK. HE'S ALL MAD.
>> EVEN CUTER.
>> Jake: [ GROWLS ]
>> SO CUTE! OH, SO CUTE!
>> Jake: I'M NOT CUTE!
I'M -- OOH!
>> Finn: WE ARE ALSO SEEKING THE
GUT GRINDER.
ME AND MY FRIEND JAKE WILL FIND
IT AND SLAY IT.
TELL US WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE.
>> EXACTLY LIKE HIM, BUT BIGGER.
>> Jake: [ PURRING ]
[ BARKING ]
>> Finn: HUH.
WHICH WAY DID HE GO?
JAKE! HEY, COME ON!
>> Jake: WHAT? WHERE AM I?
>> Finn: THANKS, GUYS!
>> Jake: I'M NOT CUTE.
I'LL MESS YOU UP.
UH, FINN, W-WHAT IF I AM THE
GUT GRINDER?
>> Finn: WHAT?!
>> Jake: WHAT IF I'M, LIKE,
STEALING GOLD IN MY SLEEP?
>> Finn: YOU CAN'T BE STEALING
GOLD IN YOUR SLEEP.
I WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP.
>> Jake: WHAT?
YO, FINN, THAT IS CREEPY, MAN.
>> Finn: I CAN'T HELP IT.
I TAKE PICTURES.
>> Jake: WELL, WHEN DO YOU
SLEEP?
>> Finn: JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS.
>> Jake: WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE
A TIME WHEN YOU'RE NOT WATCHING
ME -- THAT -- I-I MIGHT BE
STEALING GOLD UNCONSCIOUSLY.
>> Finn: YOU ARE NOT THE
GUT GRINDER!
[ ALARM BLARING ]
>> CITY IN DANGER.
CITY IN DANGER.
>> Finn: LET'S GO!
OH, WAIT.
WHAT IF THESE GUYS THINK YOU'RE
THE GUT GRINDER?
HMM.
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
AHA!
GOT THE PERFECT THING FOR YOU!
GROUCHO GLASSES.
>> Jake: I LOVE IT!
[ SMOOCHES ]
LAUNCH IN 3...2...1!
>> Finn: WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
[ ALL CHATTERING ]
OH, MAN.
THESE PEOPLE ARE A MESS.
>> HALT!
IDENTIFY YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY.
>> Finn: I AM FINN THE HERO!
>> Jake: I'M GROUCHO.
>> Finn: WE'RE ON A MISSION TO
CATCH THE GUT GRINDER.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> I AM THE MAYOR OF THIS
VILLAGE.
OUR GOLD HAS JUST BEEN STOLEN BY
THE VERY MONSTER YOU SPEAK OF.
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
I HEREBY VOW TO CATCH THAT THIEF
AND BRING YOUR GOLD BACK.
>> OUR PEOPLE THANK YOU.
I PRESENT TO YOU THIS PHOTO OF
THE GUT GRINDER TO HELP IN YOUR
MISSION.
>> Finn: OH, THANKS.
>> Jake: WHAT? FINN, IT'S ME.
>> Finn: WELL, DUH, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU.
WE ALREADY KNEW THAT.
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE WEIRD
COINCIDENCES, LIKE HOW MY BELLY
BUTTON LOOKS LIKE YOUR FACE.
>> Jake: YEAH, I-I KNOW YOU
THINK IT DOES, FINN, BUT THIS IS
DIFFERENT.
I'M SCARED, FINN.
>> Finn: JAKE, STOP IT!
>> Jake: [ GROANING ]
>> WHAT?
OH, IT'S THE GUT GRINDER!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Finn: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
HE'S NOT THE GUT GRINDER.
I SWEAR ON MY GOOD NAME AND
JUSTICE AND JAKE'S CUTE FACE.
>> HIS FACE IS WEIRD.
THE TRUTH IS OBVIOUS.
YOUR FRIEND IS THE GUT GRINDER!
>> Finn: NO!
>> YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR
STEALING OUR GOLD.
>> Finn: I'LL GET YOU OUT OF
HERE -- SOMEHOW.
>> Jake: NO, FINN.
I BELONG BEHIND BARS.
LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE.
I REALLY AM THE GUT GRINDER.
>> Finn: BUDDY, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU'VE BEEN MY BEST FRIEND FOR
AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER.
THAT'S ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO PROVE
TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER.
>> Jake: THEN WHY AM I IN JAIL?
ONLY GUT GRINDERS GO TO JAIL.
>> I'M IN JAIL, AND I'M NOT THE
GUT GRINDER.
[ MOANING ]
I'M HERE FOR THE FREE GRUB!
[ CACKLING ]
>> Finn: HUH?
WAIT! I GOT AN IDEA!
[ CACKLING STOPS ]
HEY, GUT GRINDER, I GOT SOME
GOLD HERE THAT YOU MISSED!
[ Echoing ] COME AND GET IT!
HUH?
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> Finn: WHOA.
YOU'RE THE GUT GRINDER?
>> [ GROWLING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
>> OH, GUT GRINDER.
OH, GUT GRINDER.
>> Jake: HUH? [ GROWLS ]
>> YOU'RE A LITTLE CUTESY.
LITTLE CUTESY WUTESY.
>> Jake: AM I THE GUT GRINDER?
ALL THE CLUES FIT.
I MUST BE THE GUT GRINDER.
AND I WANT GOLD!
[ GROWLS ]
>> [ YELPS ]
>> Finn: WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
WE GOT HIM!
THANKS FOR SAVING ME, JAKE.
>> Jake: [ GROWLS ]
I'M NOT JAKE!
I'M THE GUT GRINDER!
NOW GIVE ME THAT GOLD TOOTH!
>> Finn: WHAT? JAKE?
WHOA!
WHOA.
>> Jake: [ GROWLS ]
NOW GIVE ME THAT TOOTH!
>> Finn: IF I GIVE YOU THIS
STUPID TOOTH, WILL YOU STOP
BEING A CRAZY JERK?!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
>> Finn: UH, WHAT THE -- JAKE,
YOU NEVER TURN INTO A MONSTER
WHEN I WANT YOU TO.
IT'S ALWAYS "NOT NOW, FINN.
I HAVE A HEADACHE."
OH, JAKE, YOUR VIOLA IS ALL I
HAVE NOW.
[ SOUR NOTES PLAYING ]
>> Jake: HUH?
STAY AWAY FROM MY VIOLA.
>> Finn: YOU REMEMBER YOUR
VIOLA!
>> Jake: I ALSO REMEMBER THAT
YOU STINK HARD AT PLAYING IT!
AND DOOKIE IS RADICAL, MAN!
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS!
WOW. HUH?
WHAT?! WHERE AM I?!
FINN, IS THAT YOU?!
>> Finn: WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE,
BABY?
>> Jake: PHEW!
GUESS I WENT NUTS.
>> Finn: YOU ARE SO CRAZY, MAN.
LIKE -- LIKE ACTUALLY CRAZY.
>> Jake: [ BELCHES, LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU
BACK.
>> Jake: IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU
PAT MY BACK.
>> Finn: MAN, IF I'D KNOWN YOU
WERE SO EASILY MANIPULATED, I
WOULD HAVE EATEN MORE OF YOUR
ICE CREAM.
>> Jake: CUT IT OUT!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
>> CUT OPEN THE GUT GRINDER'S
BELLY!
>> LET'S GET OUR GOLD BACK.
>> WHAT THE? WHAT THE?
SHARON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
THE GUT GRINDER?
>> THAT'S THE MAYOR'S WIFE!
>> That's not the mayor's wife.
>> AND THE GUT GRINDER'S SKIN IS
NOT SKIN AT ALL.
IT'S CLOTH.
SHARON, HAVE YOU BEEN SEWING?!
>> YES, CAMERON!
I'VE BEEN STEALING GOLD.
>> WHY, SHARON?!
>> BECAUSE I LIKE TO BUY THINGS,
CAMERON!
I LIKE TO SHOP!
AND I DRESSED UP LIKE JAKE
BECAUSE I THINK HE'S HOT!
>> All: [ GASP ]
>> YOU HAVE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL,
SHARON.
GUARDS, THROW MY WIFE IN JAIL!
FINN AND JAKE, THANK YOU FOR
SAVING MY SPIKY VILLAGE.
>> Finn: NO PROBLEM, MAYOR.
>> NOW GIVE US A HUG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Finn: NO! DON'T DO THAT!
DON'T HUG US.
>> Jake: OW! HEY!
>> Finn: DON'T TOUCH US! OW!
>> Jake: DON'T TOUCH US!
[ Screaming ] OW!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Finn: LAST CHANCE,
SWAMP GIANT.
TELL US WHERE YOU HID THE
MINIQUEEN.
>> NEVER!
>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
>> [ SQUEALING ]
>> Finn: HUH?
>> [ SQUEALING ]
>> Finn: HI, MINIQUEEN.
JAKE, I'VE GOT HER!
>> Jake: THEN HOLD MY HAND,
DUDE.
[ GROANS ]
>> Finn: MY INFLATABLE ANGEL.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
HOW'S THE MINIQUEEN?
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE
SAYS.
AWW. MY PLEASURE, MA'AM.
I JUST LIKE BEATING UP EVIL.
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> Finn: OKAY.
DIDN'T CATCH ANY OF THAT EITHER.
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> Jake: [ SNIFFS ]
MINIQUEEN MUST HAVE STEPPED IN
SOMETHING FUNKY.
[ SNIFFS ]
NO, IT'S NOT TINY FEET I'M
SMELLING.
THIS WAY!
[ SNIFFING ]
[ SNORTS ] WHOA!
>> Finn: WHAT?
>> Jake: DO YOU KNOW WHOSE SWORD
THIS IS?
THIS IS THE SWORD OF BILLY!
>> Finn: BILLY?!
>> Both: ♪ BILLY ♪
>> NOTHUNG!
>> ♪ WHO'S THE GREATEST WARRIOR
EVER ♪
♪ A HERO OF RENOWN ♪
♪ WHO SLAYED AN EVIL OCEAN ♪
♪ WHO CAST THE LICH KING DOWN? ♪
♪ BILLY! ♪
♪ AND THAT TIME THE EVIL
FIRECOUNT ♪
♪ CAPTURED A DAMSEL FAIR ♪
♪ WHO SAVED HER WITH SUCH
BRAVERY ♪
♪ THAT SHE OFFERED HIM HER
HAIR? ♪
♪ BILLY! ♪
♪ ALSO, HE FOUGHT A BEAR ♪
>> Finn: OH, YEAH, THAT WAS THE
MOST MATHEMATICAL THING EVER!
>> Jake: YEAH, HE FOUGHT A BEAR.
>> Finn: THIS IS SO COOL.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Finn: IT'S BILLY'S LEGENDARY
CRACK.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> UH, HELLO.
>> Finn: IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM!
>> Jake: I KNOW, I KNOW.
BE COOL.
>> YEAH, IT'S ME.
>> Finn: MAN, I'M SUCH A HUGE
NERD FOR YOU.
PLEASE TAKE US ON AS HERO
APPRENTICES.
>> WHAT FOR?
>> Finn: SO THAT WE CAN LEARN TO
KICK EVIL'S BUTT, JUST LIKE YOU.
>> Jake: I WANT TO BE THE DOG
VERSION OF YOU.
>> AW, THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF
TIME.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
I'M A LITTLE PAUNCHY.
BUT I COULD DO SOME SIT-UPS.
>> NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT
BEATING UP MONSTERS.
IT'S AS POINTLESS AS A DOG
CHASING HIS OWN TAIL.
>> Jake: [ SCOFFS ]
SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG,
'CAUSE WATCH.
AH, AH, AH.
>> Finn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
POINTLESS?
WE JUST SAVED THE MINIQUEEN FROM
A MONSTER.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS
RIGHT NOW?
SHE'S PROBABLY BEING EATEN BY A
DIFFERENT MONSTER.
SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> IN MY YOUTH, I WAS MUCH LIKE
YOU -- MOTIVATED, HEADSTRONG,
WORE A SILLY LITTLE OUTFIT.
EVEN HAD A MATCHING DOG.
>> Jake: I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
>> ALL MY LIFE, I'VE BEATEN ON
EVIL CREATURES.
[ SIGHS ]
BUT NEW EVIL KEEPS POPPING UP.
KICKING THEIR BUTTS WAS A
HOPELESS EFFORT.
>> Jake: WHAT OTHER WAY IS
THERE?
>> NONVIOLENTLY.
HELP PEOPLE BY BEING ACTIVE IN
YOUR COMMUNITY.
>> Finn: NONVIOLENTLY?
[ SIGHS ]
I GOT TO TRY BEING NONVIOLENT.
THE BILLY WAY!
>> Jake: ME, TOO!
>> Finn: BILLY, I WON'T LET YOU
DOWN.
>> Jake: I LOVE YOU, BILLY!
I GOT A SECRET CRUSH ON YOU,
BILLY!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> PBHT!
>> Finn: THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGH,
JAKE.
I'LL HAVE TO SUPPRESS MY EVERY
WARRIOR INSTINCT.
>> Jake: RELAX.
IT'LL BE EASY NOT TO BEAT UP ON
MONSTERS AND STILL HELP PEOPLE.
>> HELP! HELP! A MONSTER!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OHH! AAH!
OH, THANK GOODNESS -- HEROES.
I'M BEING CHASED BY A HORRIBLE
DRAGON!
PLEASE, PLEASE, HELP!
>> Finn: OH, UH...
>> Jake: OH.
>> ACT QUICKLY!
HE'S ALMOST UPON US!
>> Jake: SORRY, WE DON'T BEAT
STUFF UP ANYMORE.
>> NO, BUT, PLEASE!
[ SPUTTERING ]
>> Finn: DUDE, WE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING TO HELP HIM.
>> Jake: I COULD TEACH HIM HOW
TO NOT BE SUCH A SPAZ.
>> Finn: HEY, MISTER, BESIDES
BEING CHASED BY A MONSTER, WHAT
ELSE IS WRONG?
>> WELL, I'VE BEEN RUNNING ALL
DAY.
I GUESS I'M PRETTY HUNGRY.
>> Jake: SAY NO MORE!
COME ON, FINN.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
>> Jake: TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING
TO EAT!
>> AAH! NO! HELP!
>> Finn: I STILL FEEL WEIRD
ABOUT NOT FIGHTING OFF THAT
DRAGON.
>> Jake: TRUST ME, THIS IS A WAY
BETTER WAY TO HELP HIM.
GRUEL! GET YOUR FREE GRUEL!
>> WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
>> Finn: FREE GRUEL, MA'AM.
I CAN'T BEAT MONSTER BUTTS, BUT
I CAN BEAT YOUR HUNGRY GUTS.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ SLURPS ]
I DIDN'T THROW UP.
THIS GRUEL IS VERY ADEQUATE.
>> Finn: YEAH!
[ ALL SLURPING ]
THIS IS GREAT, JAKE!
>> Jake: YEAH, WE'RE REALLY
HELPING PEOPLE.
>> Finn: WHOA, LOOK WHO IT IS.
>> Jake: DUDE, YOU'RE ALIVE!
>> NO THANKS TO YOU TWO!
THAT DRAGON CHASED ME FOR TWO
DAYS!
AND THEN I WAS LOST FOR, UH,
THREE DAYS, AND THEN I FELL
UNDER A SPELL OF A BEAUTIFUL
ENCHANTRESS FOR, UH, A WEEK?
SO THAT'S TWO PLUS THREE...
PLUS A WEEK --
>> Jake: Shh. DUDE, GRUEL.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
[ SLURPS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SLURPING CONTINUES ]
[ LAUGHS ] HMM?
AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
>> Finn: HUH?
OH, THAT'S PROBABLY THE
STONE-SKIN POTION I ADDED TO THE
RECIPE.
IT GIVES YOUR BODY THE POWER TO
GROW ARMOR.
>> WHAT? UH? [ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTS ] OH! AAH!
>> Jake: DUDE, HOW MUCH OF THAT
POTION DID YOU USE?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> AAH!
MY TUMMY IS BREATHING FIRE!
>> Finn: GEEZ, I THOUGHT PEOPLE
WOULD LIKE THAT.
>> WHY?!
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT?!
>> Finn: SO YOU CAN DEFEND
AGAINST EVIL MONSTERS!
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT UP
MONSTERS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO
DEFEND OURSELVES!
>> Finn: NO, SEE, I'M HELPING
YOU NONVIOLENTLY.
>> HELPING?!
I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY HANDS!
I'M A COBBLER!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COBBLE WITH
THESE USELESS CHUNK MITTS?!
>> Finn: SO, THE VILLAGE NEEDS
THE HELP OF A NEW COBBLER, EH?
>> Both: HMM.
>> WHAT?! NO!
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
COBBLERS!
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT!
YOU'RE JUST WATCHING MY SHOP
WHILE I GO TO THE DERMATOLOGIST!
AND DON'T TRY TO COBBLE
ANYTHING!
>> Jake: WHAT DOES "COBBLE"
MEAN, ANYWAY?
>> Finn: I THINK IT HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH SHOES.
>> EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU HELP ME?
I NEED A BROKEN HEEL FIXED.
I'M GOING TO A FANCY FUNERAL.
>> Finn: OF COURSE I'LL HELP!
THERE! HWAH!
PKOW!
>> AH!
[ SHING! ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: NOW YOU CAN FIGHT OFF
EVIL IF IT SHOWS UP AT THE
FUNERAL.
>> Jake: YOU FIX THAT SHOE WITH
A MAGIC NAIL?
>> Finn: MAYBE.
WHOA!
>> Jake: COOL!
>> I CANNOT GO TO THE FUNERAL
IN THESE!
>> HEY, EVERYONE!
I'M BACK FROM THE DOCTOR!
UH, WHY?!
>> AND I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING
A GUEST!
>> GET OUT!
>> Finn: APPARENTLY, I SUCK AT
BEING NONVIOLENT.
>> Jake: DUDE, SUCKING AT
SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP
TOWARDS BEING SORT OF GOOD AT
SOMETHING.
YOU AND I ARE LIKE LITTLE BABY
BILLYS RIGHT NOW, AND WE'RE
"SUCKING" ON OUR FIRST BOTTLE OF
NONVIOLENT MILK.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ] TOTES.
I'LL STOP "POOPING MY DIAPER."
>> Jake: WHOA, WHAT?!
>> HELP! I NEED MEDICAL HELP!
>> Finn: MEDICAL HELP? HMM.
HOW CAN WE HELP?
>> I WANT SURGERY TO MAKE MY
BODY HOT.
>> Finn: YIKES.
>> YEAH, I KNOW I'M ALREADY
PRETTY SMOKIN', BUT I BOUGHT
THIS SWIMSUIT, SO I NEED A
SWIMSUIT BODY.
>> Jake: [ WHISTLES ]
YOU UP FOR SOME SERIOUS PLASTIC
SURGERY?
>> OH, YEAH, THIS BOD IS HOT AND
POWERFUL!
HUH? OH, WHAT.
WHOA! AAH!
>> Jake: DUDE, DID YOU USE A
MAGIC NAIL AGAIN?
>> Finn: I'VE GOT THREE LEFT!
>> [ MOANS ]
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!
>> Finn: WE TRANSFORMED YOU INTO
A CYBORG FIGHTER!
THAT'S HOT, RIGHT?
>> NO ONE THINKS THIS LOOK IS
HOT!
>> OH, MY LACES, YOU'RE THE
MOST BEAUTIFUL -- AAH!
[ TIRE SQUEALING ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Finn: JAKE?
>> Jake: YEAH?
>> Finn: I THINK US NOT BEING
VIOLENT IS HURTING PEOPLE.
MAN, BILLY IS GONNA BE SO
BUMMED OUT.
>> Jake: NOT IF WE RUN AWAY,
FINN.
WE'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN HALFWAY
HOMES AND BE CANNIBALS, BUT
WE'LL SURVIVE.
>> Finn: I JUST WANT TO SIT HERE
AND MOAN.
>> Jake: THEN I'LL MOAN WITH
YOU, BUDDY.
>> Finn: [ Moaning ] THANKS,
BUDDY.
>> Jake: [ Moaning ] YOU'RE
WELCOME.
>> AAH! AAH! HELP ME!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] RELAX!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I'M JUST GONNA GRIND YOU UP!
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Jake: OH, MAN, THIS GRASS BAG
AGAIN?!
HEY, EVIL-DOER, UM, CAN YOU
KEEP YOUR EVIL-DOING QUIET?
FINN IS DEALING WITH SOME HEAVY
STUFF OVER HERE.
>> IT'S NOT EVIL!
WHEN THEY GET THIS OLD, THEY
WANT TO BE GROUND UP!
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
RIGHT, YOU OLD BAT?
>> HELP!
>> RIGHT?!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Finn: HUH?
A FIST RAISED IN RIGHTEOUS
ANGER?
OH, NO, IT'S MY FIST!
I'VE GOT TO THINK OF A WAY TO
SAVE THIS OLD LADY WITHOUT
PUNCHING THIS GUY IN THE FACE!
HMM.
>> YEAH, YOU WANT TO GET GROUND
UP, RIGHT?!
>> Finn: WRONG!
>> OW!
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ MOANS ]
>> Finn: I COULDN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: POOP!
I SAVED HER WITH VIOLENCE!
>> WHAT'S YOUR HUFF, SON?
>> Finn: THE GREATEST HERO IN
THE WORLD TOLD ME TO HELP PEOPLE
WITHOUT BEING VIOLENT, AND I
PROMISED I WOULD DO THAT AND NOT
LET HIM DOWN.
BUT I DID LET HIM DOWN.
>> STUFF AND NONSENSE!
YOU SURE HELPED THIS OLD GAL
OUT, AND YOU DID IT WITH
VIOLENCE.
LIKE A TRUE HERO, YOU WERE BORN
TO PUNCH EVIL CREATURES.
>> Finn: OHH!
>> JUST LIKE I WAS BORN TO BE AN
OLD LADY.
DON'T DENY YOUR ROWDY NATURE,
PALADINS.
[ BEAT BOXING ]
AND DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM OLD
PEOPLE.
>> Finn: YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH!
THAT OLD LADY HAS A POINT!
>> Jake: WAIT, DIDN'T SHE SAY
NOT TO TAKE ADVICE FROM OLD P--
>> Finn: IT'S ALL SO CLEAR TO
ME!
BACK TO THE CAVE OF BILLY!
>> Jake: YEAH!
>> Finn: IT'S US AGAIN!
>> Jake: AND WE'VE GOT EXCITING
NEWS!
>> I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO
BUY ANYTHING!
>> Finn: BILLY, AN OLD LADY TOLD
ME THAT I SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO
YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD -- ALSO,
THAT I SHOULD DO WHAT I WAS BORN
TO DO, WHICH IS KICKING BUNS.
>> DON'T YOU SEE HOW POINTLESS
IT IS?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S PROBABLY
HAPPENING TO THAT OLD LADY RIGHT
NOW?
SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD!
>> Jake: SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
>> HELLO!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: WE SAVED HER, BILLY.
>> Jake: YOU SAVED HER.
>> Finn: I SAVED HER, BILLY.
I SAVED HER USING VIOLENCE, AND
THAT'S NOT A BAD THING, BILLY.
THIS OLD LADY IS ALIVE BECAUSE
OF THESE!
AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS, MAN.
SHE'S ELATED!
>> HMM, PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.
OH! OH! UGH!
IT'S -- IT'S AS IF YOUR WORDS
ARE FILLING A VOID IN MY VERY
BEING.
YOU WANT TO WATCH?
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: WHOA!
[ TENDONS SQUISHING ]
[ HEART BEATING ]
>> NOTHUNG!
FINN AND JAKE, TRULY, YOU ARE MY
HEROES.
[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Jake: WE'RE HIS HEROES!
>> [ BEAT BOXING ]
>> HUH. HELLO.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
I LOVE YOU, BILLY!
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> BILLY!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪