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OK, now we are going to have Storytime with Alexei and Dmitri.
okay
me
I am Alexei Kozlov
And I am Dmitri Yushevski.
My name is Dmitri Yushevski, okay? And I am from Svirvenpflatz, Russia.
Svirvenpflatz is little
village
sixty to seventy kilometers
outside Moscow
And this is the story of the time we went skiing. Yes, deep in the heart of Russian winter. There are no ski lifts... There are two guards that stand on top of hill
and at bottom, you hold on to rope and they pull you up.
With AK-47s on their back. They pull you the entire way up the hill.
At the end of a long day, Russian soldier comes home
to bottle, ehh... bowl! A bowl of hot water and
two sar-sar... saltine crackers!
That is meal for DAY!
At the end of the day he goes out.
Two hours. To sleep.
Two hours to sleep, comes back, works ski lift again.
You see this? Look at that.
Luxury!! This is end of Storytime.
Okay? Okay.