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>> RYAN: Welcome back, Internet people. My name is Ryan. We are playing
Fallout: New Vegas for the PC.
We are in... I think it's REPCONN, it's called? Something like that. I don't know.
And we are searching for a ghoul that needs help or something like that.
I don't care about Martin's retirement.
Something awful happened here:
an experiment or something that went wrong.
[gunfire]
Uh oh.
>> MR. NEW VEGAS: ...A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings
has reportedly regained consciousness and made a full recovery.
Now that's a delivery service you can count on.
The preceding...
[gunfire]
>> RYAN: Hooph. That was scary for a moment.
I guess that's why they gave me all that ammo because
you don't get ammo for killing these guys. Who would've thought?
Ehh.
You guys run really fast.
I don't like it. I will shoot you in the face because of it.
Oh god! Oh god!
This is going very poorly for Finklebrotten!
Hooh.
That was almost scary if these guys could do any real damage.
I'm guessing this is where I was meant to go.
It probably isn't. I don't know.
Oh, cat eye? I will...
Actually, I wanted to try the cat eye but I didn't want to buy it.
Aw, pretty sweet.
What?
>> Alright, smooth skin, I'm letting you in.
You better watch yourself. I'll sure as hell be watching you.
>> RYAN: OK. I'm OK with that.
>> God, are you ugly!
Get upstairs and talk to Jason before I throw up just from looking at you.
>> RYAN: But... but you are also a smoothskin.
Hey, you're not a ghoul!
>> Your pranks won't work on me, smoothskin.
They won't work on Jason either.
>> RYAN: Smoothskin? Your skin looks pretty smooth to me.
>> Stop wasting my time, smoothskin.
Go waste Jason's.
>> RYAN: OK.
Where is this Jason? Did you say he was upstairs?
Hello, Jason. Ooh, you're very ghouly.
>> Hello, wanderer.
Please forgive us our humble surroundings. Our true home awaits us in the far beyond.
Have you come to help us complete the great journey?
>> RYAN: What?
Oh my god, are you like a cyborg? That's so cool.
Who are you?
>> I am Jason Bright, the prophet of the great journey.
All the ghouls you see here are members of my flock.
>> RYAN: Did he mention demons?
Yeah, I'm totally saying that.
Your last name is Bright? That's funny.
>> An auspicious name, don't you think?
It was mine before I became as I am now, before the great warrior.
Truly does the creator author a destiny for each and every one of us.
>> RYAN: What's the great journey?
>> We wish to escape the barbarity of the wasteland,
especially the violence and bigotry of its human inhabitants.
The creator has promised to my flock a new land,
a place of safety and healing, a paradise in the far beyond.
Perparations for the great journey were nearly complete
when the demons appeared.
>> RYAN: Tell me more about these demons.
>> The demons appeared from nowhere,
except it might be more accurate to say they never actually appeared at all.
The demons are invisible.
Where one of them stands, the most one sees it the air shimmering like sunlight on water.
They set upon us as we were on our way to worship one morning.
We just entered the basement.
My flock fought bravely and killed a few but at such cost.
Nearly half of us died or went missing.
The rest of us retreated up here.
One of the demons raved at us, but they have not tried to attack us since.
Still, their demonic presence brought all progress toward the great journey
to a standstill. But now you have come.
Once again, the creator has sent a human to help us cross a seemingly
insurmountable obstacle.
>> RYAN: You say one of the demons raved at you?
>> Yes, over the intercom.
Threats of death should we step outside, guarantees of safety should we stay locked away.
It went on for hours and did not always make sense,
but that was the first day only. Since then, silence.
Will you drive away the demons, wanderer?
>> RYAN: I'll take care of these demons for you.
>> Praise the creator! Bless you, wanderer. Bless us all.
As soon as the underground has been rid of demons,
preparations for the great journey can resume.
Is the way clear?
>> RYAN: Um, what is this far beyond?
>> I have glimpsed it only in visions, wanderer,
but what I have seen is truly miraculous.
It is a place of light and healing
and I know in my soul that my flock will be safe there.
>> RYAN: What's the deal with the human who let me in?
>> You're referring to Chris.
I doubt you had much luck if you tried telling him that he's human.
We had the same discussions when he first appeared and the same lack of success.
He believes he is one of us. Soon enough we realised that Chris
was a gift from the creator. He is integral to the success of the great journey.
>> RYAN: How will you make the journey?
>> The means by which the great journey is to be accomplished are an article of faith,
not to be discussed with outsiders.
>> RYAN: I'll be on my way.
>> Let me know when the underground has been rid of the demons.
>> RYAN: Oh, that's pretty wicked.
>> Jason will deliver us from the pain of this world.
>> RYAN: OK.
Is there anyone else with dialogue, perhaps I should speak to?
A bunch of terminals that are off...
one that's on that I probably shouldn't bother them with...
and a nice, big bed.
I don't want to sleep in the nice, big bed.
>> Let me know when the underground has been rid of the demons.
>> RYAN: Yes, yes. You told me that already.
You don't have to be so pushy.
>> GHOUL: Hey!
>> RYAN: I guess I got my... my task.
Just go to the basement.
Do I have to go back or is the basement through here?
Is this...? I think this is...
Yeah, this is where I came from.
OK, so yeah. The basement must be not down there. I will fall down and die.
The basement must be a path, one of the many dozens of paths that I ignored.
Ooh, legs.
Mutilated ones.
Oh, Christ. I'm going to have to fight these things, aren't I?
Those are the demons. I'm going to have to fight Nightkin.
Oh god.
Oh, I really don't want to go through here.
You have no idea how much I don't want to go through here
and as a result, I don't think I will,
at least not right now. [laughs]
We'll do that in the next episode, so look forward to that.
We'll go to the basement. Thanks for watching, Internet people.
We'll see you again later.