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So, attention! Let's go!
Leave, leave your chairs !
What unites our folks ? Seems, New Year only!
Even on Christmas our neighbour is boldly making Russian salad
And in any other country we toss the Olivier salad
We leave all the old rubbish in the old year
And instantly vanishes the strategic reserve...
... of Soviet Little Blue Light shows, stored for centuries.
Where a person reads the greeting...
... recorded in advance and sent to all TV channels
Let's drink to his having eaten his Fabergé egg at last.
...and being drunk, lost among crocodiles of Maldives
...and stayed among them to have the picnic together
And to that all the bosses that are arrogant ...
... leave their positions for good
And let the limousine with emergency lighting goes straight to the forest...
...and never comes back. Nobody will regret.
And to our “energizers” , who are charged by our money, all run down to Miami...
...and the local crocodile never missed them
And to that our very good migrant workers for the snack for *** stop to fry the salt herring
...And we also better change the herring for salmon.
To that the summer rains stopped when asked
And to the winter frosts never come back
To that when we awoke after the New Year's Eve we would be surprised and fell in love
And may be got married, and may be had child.
And to that our children sang their own song about their own problems, to be left in the old year, and the presents the New Year will bring
Happy New Year !