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Did I mention the drug test we require of all new employees?
I'm kidding. Welcome aboard. See you next week.
So, is that the first hire?
Yeah, 'cause you made me take all the Bad News Bears
from the old location, which is ***.
Loyalty will get you everywhere.
You know, if you wrote down all these business lessons,
then you wouldn't have to spout embarrassing platitudes in public.
Think about that.
The fact is, Ray, I won't be spouting platitudes much longer.
I know, you're sick.
The thing is, if you don't tell me what you're sick with, then I can't help you.
- And furthermore, I can't care. - That is heartwarming, Ray.
Ray, I love you like a son.
I love you like a *** son.
I love you, too, Hermie. I do, and I have to admit
I'm kinda scared, you know?
Life can be terrifying, even if you're not sick.
No, no, I'm scared of being a boss. Like, a real, legitimate boss, you know?
Of making decisions for the entire team.
Of having boundaries and respecting those boundaries.
Of being the type of man that can handle all this ***.
It's simple, Ray. Don't hit anyone, don't shtup anyone,
clean so that rats don't get tempted, and you got yourself a business.
Don't shtup anybody?
- Yeah. - Okay, okay.
All right. If it's really that simple, I can do that.
I can do that for you, but I'm telling you, you're gonna outlive us all.
You'll see, you're gonna be like Ingmar *** Bergman.
He said he was gonna die every day.
He lived to his late 80s on his own private Swedish island.
Think about it, Hermie.