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Daddy Owen: Okay thank you, thank you gentleman. Thank you for being here I appreciate it.
Today I would like to start things off a little differently. Just go straight to the questions.
Preferably I would like to answer questions dealing with me being a father and how that
is affecting my candidacy this year. So let’s go for the first question. Yes first question.
Man 1: Thank you senator. How many children do you have?
Daddy Owen: Yes I have two children, one boy and one girl.
Man 1: Ages? Daddy Owen: The boy is 10 and the little girl
is 3 and sassy as all get out. Yes next question? Man 2: Are you gay?
Daddy Owen: I’m sorry, I’m sorry what? Man 2: Are you gay?
Daddy Owen: Uh no. No I am not gay. Man 2: Are the men that you have sex with
are they gay? Daddy Owen: No.
Man 2: So you hate gays? Daddy Owen: No I am married with children.
I am just not gay. Man 2: You sure?
Daddy Owen: Yes I am sure I am not gay. Man 2: Wouldn’t you say there is a distinct
possibility that you are a late bloomer and you might be gay?
Daddy Owen: Well I suppose it’s possible. I would like to move on to discussions of
parental leave and how I think that it’s an important part of being a parent in today’s
America. Yes next question. Daddy Clay: Why exactly do you smoke crack?
Daddy Owen: I do not smoke crack. Let’s be very clear about this. I have never smoked
crack. Daddy Clay: Never?
Daddy Owen: Never smoked crack. I never will smoke crack.
Daddy Clay: Now wait hold on just one minute now what if a guy held a gun to your head
and said “If you don’t smoke some crack I am gonna shoot you?”
Daddy Owen: Well that’s ridiculous that would never-
Man 1: What if they said they would blow up a mall if you didn’t huh? Would you smoke
crack then? Daddy Owen: A mall? With people? Alright if
someone put a gun to my head and said that they were going to blow up a mall unless I
smoked crack then I would smoke crack. But really what I would love to talk about is
healthcare. I think healthcare is a great part of-
Man 2: While high on crack *** have you ever killed a gay man that you were making
love to? Daddy Owen: No I’ve never killed anybody.
Man 1: So you are denying the accusations of a sex and drug motivated ***?
Daddy Owen: Wait a sec, who’s accusing me? Man 1: Uh hello.
Daddy Clay: I think he did. Isn’t it true at a recent press conference that you expressed
that sometimes you get a hankering for some sweet street rock?
Daddy Owen: That’s out of-that’s not actually what I-
Man 2: What you are confirming today is that you are a murdering, crack dealing, predator
of young men? Daddy Owen: No God! No!
Man 1: Can we quote that? Daddy Owen: On what?
Man 1: No God. Daddy Owen: That-no, no that’s not what-
Man 1: Which affects your foreign policy more, your heartless atheism or your crack-induced
murdering? Daddy Owen: Okay people stop writing, stop
writing. Hang on. Shame on you. I came out here today to talk about what was close to
my heart. About what it means to be an American, what it means to be a father. And what it
means to make this country a better place to raise children. Can we get back to the
real questions about real issues that affect real people? Can we do that? Okay thank you.
Next question? Daddy Clay: Condoleezza Rice would you tap
that?