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Holy ***! I'm in *** Tokyo!
This is like *** heaven
Hey
Heeeey
Konichiwa
Heeey
Love Japan
Hilton! I don't have time to be worrying about laundry
I have a meeting right now to be a real model
Look, all I want to know is if you have my sweatshirt
Yeah, I'm wearing your sweatshirt but I got to go
You will be the face of Ooh Aah *** Candies
Ooh Aah? Ya ya!
Hi Sceney
I'm celebrity stylist Kim Waves
I'm here to give you a new look
Your look is great already but lets face it,
when it comes to hair
less is not more
more is more
and this hoodie, this sweatshirt
its awful, its got to go
Eugh, this old thing
this is my boyfriend Hilton's
What the hell is in the pocket
Honey I spent six seasons on The Rock Eleven
I can tell you what that is that you are holding in your hand
that's yay-yo, blow
the booger sugar
you picking up what I am throwing down
Oh noes
#phone rings
Showdown Throwdown
Hey Showdown, its Sceney
Wow, Sceney
haven't seen you in like a year and a half
Our god is an awesome god he reigns
You want to get back together
no
I need your help with something
its my boyfriend Hilton
He like really needs some spiritual guidance
Well, I can probably help him out
I'm going to Jesus Camp tomorrow
Perfect
Do you think Jesus has a MySpace?
I never asked, why?
He must have a shitload of friends
He has more friends than Tom
He must need a friend auto-accept button right?
I think that is what Jesus would use
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and slides onto this slippery stage at the front of the tank
and then they like, picked me up
and they were like
"Ladies and gentlemen, Hilton Suicide"
and the put me on Shamo
Sick, like isn't he really fat
Yeah, he's huge, he's got like blubber and stuff
Ohh! Oh my god
I think my mom made a *** MySpace account
***, you better not add her Hilton!
I won't for sure
I'm serious!