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Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to show you how to play...
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to go crazy rambo commando style with your double guns.
With your Rocket Launcher, you can steal all the pocket money from these little kids at lightning speed and,
if you get these magnificent Critical Strike goodies,
no one will be able to beat you in a split push contest since every minion around the explosion will get crited to death in a single shot.
Also, your giga gun is awesome to kill an enemy from really really far away because it increases your attack power and range,
so you can easily whoop someone's *** without getting near her butt buddy, no problem!
However, if you don't mind to approach your target, you should always switch to your Machine Gun to kill him
because you'll get a huge attack speed steroids for free with that weapon.
With your Triple Trap, you can freeze a greedy fuckabish before she kills you,
it is extremely useful to not drop your thun thun thun when you find yourself in a fearsome foursome
and even the most deadly predators will have no choice but to give up the chase or to burn her Flash to not become the prey.
What's more? These mini chompers will give you vision of an area to see if someone's playing the ninja game.
Thanks to your Taser, not a single wrong doers will leave the battlefield alive and you can (I JUST DROPPED MY DURKA DURK) without entering the golem's den.
However, these skills are worth nothing compared to your Mega Bullet Bill, a wonderful missile that lets you massacre anyone on his deathbed
or that simply lets you get the some mini money to buy a gatorade.
By the way, Jinx is so crazy that even the mighty Dragon doesn't know if he should get involved with her.
In the laning phase, you must always use your Rocket Launcher to *** off your opponent 24/7 non-stop all day all night
and if you're up against a duo lane, you might be able to kill two birds with one stone!
Also, you don't have to directly attack someone to damage him : just attack a minion near that little kid with your Rocket Launcher and you're good to go!
But, the main tool to harass your nemesis is your long range Taser that can reveal a wannabe ninja girl if you hit her in a brush.
People are hiding behind their tower? Don't fret about it, you're so mental that the tower won't dare to shoot you down.
When you're ready to go for a kill, you should initiate a fight with your Taser Gun, block the frosty archer's path with your mini chompers and finish her off with your Machine Gun.
If a Robot Pikachu tries to hide in a brush, shoot your Triple Trap behind him to freeze his movement, bring out your Machine Gun to attack your target like a mad woman
and close that awesome threesome with a Taser shot.
Do you see that guy here? Crazy Jinx doesn't give a *** about him and shows no mercy to that pretty boy.
Your jungler is here to gank? Secure the kill for yourself while buttfucking Rumble with your Taser.
Being the best AD Carry in the world, you will never need your teammates to screw up the other party.
That's right! All you need to do to stomp on everyone's back is to use your Machine Gun to increase your damage output on a single target
and spam your Taser whenever it's available to deal tons of damage like baby Phreak.
And, shoot your big *** Bullet Bill on that fake Jinx to massacre an entire happy family.
By the way, if you use your Rocket Launcher instead of your Machine Gun when you fight, you will have a freaking hard time killing the enemies because you will attack so much slower
and you'll have to use your brain to outplay them to survive and to go back home alive to become a family woman.
If you got a scapegoat to tank all the damage from the other team, you will have no problem at all to slaughter everyone on the battlefield from the back like a boss.
If an enemy makes a tactical retreat in a teamfight, you can just let him run away like a *** while you take down his brother or sister
and completely shatter his hope of survival with a well-aimed Mega Bullet Bill.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!