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Hi everybody, I'm Melissa from CloudMom.com. So, you know, I launched this how-to video
site for moms, I don't know, last June. And it's filled with videos, saying how you do
this and how you do that. It's very serious, it's very earnest. I write all the videos,
put a lot into them, but you know what? Sometimes, I just feel like cracking up. So, I've decided
once in a while, I'm going to do a funny video. I hope you think it's funny too. And if you
don't, just watch one of the serious videos or just don't watch. I mean, it is what it
is, alright? So, here it goes, and this is my first funny video and it's called "5 Ways
to be a BE-ATCH to the Hubs." You know, I love my husband. This has nothing to do with
my life, but five ways to be a be-atch to the hubs. Okay. Here's the number one way
to be a be-atch to the hubs. Girls weekends. Girls weekends. High school friends, college
friends, get yourself a really tight-knit group of pre-school friends, grade school
friends, hell, even go with your sister and her friends. Every girls weekend, you are
there. And here's what you're gonna say, "Honey, I don't wanna go. It's like, I don't like
those girls that much, and I barely drink. You know I like to have one glass wine. I
don't really wanna go, but you know what, I just kinda feel like I should sort of stay
in touch and... You know, they're leaving Thursday. So, you I may have to take Friday
off and, yeah, I'll be home Monday morning. Okay? See you later. Have a nice weekend honey.
I'm going out with the girls." Here's a number two way to be a be-atch to the hubs. Take
your mom out to dinner at like 6 or 6.30 at night. She's in her 60s. I mean, she can't
eat at like 8.30. Gotta get an early meal. What you gonna do? Not take care of your mom?
C'mon, seriously. Okay. Number three way to be a be-atch to the hubs. Don't feel like
having sex? Get yourself all set. Your hair is up. I'd even put in some gel. Take your
contacts out and then you have to have your "stay away from me sweater" on. Here's mine,
I've had it for years. It's a permanent part of my wardrobe. This is the be-atch sweater,
stay away! Sweater's going on. Get yourself all ready for bed, get into bed. Sleep mask
is going on and the pillow's going over your head. Don't even say good night because he
might intercept. Okay? Stay away from me. It's a be-atch way to say, "I don't wanna
have sex tonight." Okay. Looking at my notes, I always have to have notes. Ah, this one
is so good. You threw out your back or your neck. Or you didn't throw out your back or
your neck, but you can just feel it. Like it's gonna come on and you know what? You
just cannot do the bath because that could be awful. You could be outta commission for
weeks. "Honey, do you mind, it's like doing the bath and taking care of the kids? I really
think, I gotta lie down flat in bed or this could get really bad. Okay? That's the number
three way. Here's the number five way. Again, this has nothing to do with anything that
happens. Leave the scene. Getting a little tired of being the one on the weekends who
gets the kids up, gets the kids dressed, gets them breakfast, gets the diaper bag, gets
them all ready and brush so that, daddy can like prance out, all showered and after he
went to the gym or whatever, and you're stuck at home with the dishes. Guess what? Get outta
there. Get out. Leave. Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave. Go to the gym, take a shower,
do whatever you need to do. Let him do the leg work. And you know what? If they're late,
they're late. Be a be-atch, because you know what, he might just learn about all that part
of being the dad. Just a thought! So anyway, hopefully you thought this was a funny video,
and if you didn't, maybe you'll watch one of the more serious videos, but in any case...
This has nothing to do with my husband, who I love dearly. He is a complete angel and
he never does anything wrong. Okay? So, don't even go there, but I hope you like this video
and to see you again on CloudMom.com.