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These are Wipems and they clean your phone.
And they are so awesome, that if they were a man, I'd f*** the S*** out of them.
This is how it works:
Wipems don't leave any streaks, foam, scent or residue.
They wipe away germs when your phone gets dirty.
Real dirty.
When Bob here "forgets" to wash his hands,
Everything Bob touched today is on your hand.
Now, put Bob's *** on your face.
That's right. You've got Bob's *** on your face.
You don't have to just worry about Bob's ***.
There's face oil, make-up, hair, food, salmonella, e-coli!
And since when was rubbing something on your shirt considered "cleaning?"
Look, I'm not trying to give you a germ complex.
Just a little peace of mind.
You don't have to live in a world filled with germs, or grease or Bob's ***.
Use Wipe 'ms. Clean your phone, clear your mind.
We're not doing the dance thing?