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SO HE CONFESSED
TO THE WHOLE THING.
THE VASQUEZ CARTEL SUSPECTED THAT FRANCISCO
WAS TRAINING DOGS FOR CUSTOMS.
AND THEN WHEN KAY NEEDED LOLITA TRAINED,
REGGIE STEERED HER TOWARDS FRANCISCO
AND THEN WIRED THE DOG COLLAR.
BUT FRANCISCO CAUGHT ON, AND REGGIE PANICKED.
HE FELT HE HAD TO PROTECT THE CARTEL.
YEAH, AND REGGIE WANTED TO GET IN GOOD WITH THE CARTEL.
HE KNEW THAT HIS DAYS OF MOOCHING OFF OF KAY
WERE ALMOST OVER, IN SPITE OF ALL THE REPORTS
THAT THE TWO OF THEM WERE GETTING MARRIED.
WHOA, WHOA. YOU MEAN... THE TABLOIDS WERE WRONG?
YEAH, AND, UM,
YOU KNOW, I WAS WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING, TOO.
TURNS OUT HAVING A MASCOT IN THE PRECINCT
CAN BE PRETTY USEFUL.
SO I WAS THINKING FOR TONIGHT, MAYBE YOU TAKE HIM HOME,
AND THEN I'LL SWING BY, PICK HIM UP, MAYBE 9:30?
OH, I DON'T KNOW, CASTLE.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WHOLE SPLITTING TIME THING
IS GOOD LONG-TERM SOLUTION.
WELL, WHAT THEN, ALTERNATING NIGHTS, UH, WEEKENDS/WEEKDAYS?
I-I THINK IT'LL JUST CONFUSE THE POOR GUY.
GOD KNOWS, HE'S HAD ENOUGH THERAPY.
I THINK HE DESERVES ONE HOME.
OH, I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
(blows air)
UH, NO. NO, NO ROSHAMBO.
YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?
I THINK WE SHOULD LET ROYAL DECIDE.
WE GO TO OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE ROOM,
AND WHEREVER HE GOES, THAT'S HOME.
LET'S DO IT.
SIT, ROYAL.
SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN. GOOD BOY. STAY THERE.
STAY THERE.
ALL RIGHT.
READY?
READY.
COME HERE, BOY.
COME HERE, ROYAL.
COME OVER HERE, BOY. COME RIGHT HERE.
ROYAL, WHO LOVES YOU?
COME ON, ROYAL. COME ON.
MY COUCH IS SUPER COMFORTABLE.
(whispering) COME ON, BUDDY.
COME OVER HERE. COME ON, ROYAL.
WHO'S HERE? COME OVER HERE.
(normal voice) MAN'S.
(whines)
(barks)
LOOKS LIKE HE'S MADE HIS CHOICE,
AND IT'S ME.
(Lolita snarling)
YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD TASTE, ROYAL.
HI, BUDDY.
YOU HAVE EVERY GOOD TASTE.
(Kate) ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM?
YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD DO TWO OUT OF THREE.
OH, YES, LOLITA AND I NEED
A BIG STRONG MAN AROUND THE HOUSE,
ESPECIALLY ONE AS LOYAL AS THIS,
RIGHT, BUD?
ROYAL, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A CAPPUCCIO NOW.
AND YOU HAVE BEEN SO SWEET.
OH. (chuckles)
HEY, IF--YOU KNOW, I KNOW THAT THE PAPARAZZI CAN BE
VERY VICIOUS SOMETIMES, SO IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING,
LIKE, I MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
I JUST MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT ONE DAY.
(Royal and Lolita yapping and whining)
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I MEAN, I'M SURE IT'S FOR THE BEST.
HE WOULDA BEEN LONELY AT MY PLACE.
THERE'S NOBODY TO PLAY WITH.
YEAH, MINE, TOO.
(sighs) THEY DO LOOK LIKE THEY ENJOY EACH OTHER.
MM.
(whines)