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Great, you winner! You finally had sex.
The chick is inside the bathroom! Shut up!
Come on, I want your statement for the documentary film.
Ok. It愀 a typical story, nothing special.
Come on. Tell me, people want to know.
I惴 telling you, it愀 a typical story. It愀 just another chick I met.
I was going to my mom愀 house when I ripped my pants.
What?
Yes, I ripped my pants, they had a tear and you could see my...
The goose.
The what?
The goose.
You call it "the goose"?
Yes, the goose, the duck, the ***...and all of them together.
I was going to my mom愀 house and when I惴 walking...
almost 10 meters before getting there, I see an incredible blond girl seated.
An incredible blonde! One of those who seem to be on a TV commercial.
So I thought "I can愒 lose this chance".
But I saw like she was crying.
Crying?
Uh?
Crying?
Kind of crying...I don愒 know if she was actually crying... She looked tense...
she was moving a couple of boxes from one place to the other...
Well, the thing is that then I started to decide whether
I was going to approach, as a good person, to talk to her...
or if what I really wanted was taking advantage of the situation...
acting like a good guy just to seduce her.
Which stand won?
No, both of them won.
Because, in the end, it was her who was doing everything...when she saw me...
...because I believe she saw me...
she was making an acting, you know?
With all these boxes and everything.
Actually, you don愒 have to be innocent, chicks always have
something kind of hidden, you know? Like a card or something...
So, you have to...uhhh?
You naughty!
No, not naughty! Realistic.
Who do you think was the one that put the flowers behind the park bench?
No, mom, but the park bench...
What happened to your pants?
Oh...what a disaster, son!
Yes, it is important: you ripped those pants completely.
The thing is I don愒 know how it happened. I was just walking...it was...
when I saw this girl, the little blonde that愀 seated there, by your front door...
A blond girl that愀 seated there...
Oh, yes, I know now. It愀 Oscar愀 tenant.
Has Oscar got a tenant?
Yes, he has.
But... When did she...? Has she just arrived?
Look, she has just arrived, but she愀 quite bad-mannered, son.
Because she hasn愒 even greeted the neighbors.
At least she could have introduced herself, couldn愒 she?
Well, but you could also...I don愒 know...sometimes we could be the ones who set a good example, right?
Yes, I agree. You should also set a good example...
Sometimes you pass by and you don愒 say hi to any neighbors...
Look how clever she is.
She was saying "Go ahead and introduce yourself"
What women have: double meaning.
You know? You愉e right, mom...
I惴 right about what? I惴 always right.
Where do you go?
This kid, my God! For sure, he went to say hi to the girl...
Girl he sees...girl he wants.
He hasn愒 called you or you愉e in the stage where you have called him several times...
and you don愒 want to be a pain in the *** calling one more time...
I know, I know...
He called you twice...you called him three times
and you愉e waiting for the third one because other way...
the sum of the phone calls doesn愒...
I wish it was so easy and I would just start talking to any stranger
about prejudice between men and women.
No, anyway I didn愒 want to talk about prejudice regarding the issue.
I was actually trying to enquire what愀 going on with you and the issue.
I don愒 know...
You know? Isn愒 it typical that women always want to get married...
we fall in love and suffer for love.
And men always want to get laid as much as possible, with a large number of chicks,
No, it愀 not typical.
Uh-huh.
No, it愀 not typical because nowadays I know a lot of guys that
want to get married and have kids
and there are a lot of chicks that want to go out with every man they run into.
I didn愒 want to upset you, but well...I did.
Actually, I wanted to be a bit supportive because I saw you here, with all these things.
Don愒 you need anything?
Besides, I惴 the stranger whose mother turns out to be your neighbor, Sandra.
I thought about going outside to introduce myself
As I saw her upset, I thought "Well, I will go slowly".
What? Tell me.
Slowly, yes, you have to go slowly. You have to ask the person what愀 going on.
You have to be comprehensive to what愀 happening to the other person.
You never know, someone may have died...
Everything愀 fine, it愀 nothing. I apologize to you, I惴...nuts.
What happens is that I惴 kind of in the middle of your question, you know?
I don愒 know if... He愀 not calling me...clearly
and I don愒 know if I should call him, you know?
Uh-huh.
It愀 like...what pisses me off is realizing
how stereotyped I end up being...I惴 a clich�
No, well, don愒 feel bad for being a clich�
Clich廥 come along from some place.
It was obvious what was going on with her...she was a typical clich�
She argued with the guy, the guy didn愒 call her
the chick was desperate for receiving a call and she felt guilty because she wanted to call him
and because she did everything the guy...nothing...poor girl.
Yes, the thing is I had always tried to avoid being the typical stupid girl
who waits for a call.
Who suffers because nobody loves her.
Who ends up writing on her intimate diary:
"Dear diary, today is Tuesday and he hasn愒 call me yet...What did I do wrong?".
Well...but you must drive them crazy too, don愒 you?
I don愒 know...
Look. For example, I never wrote on my intimate diary because I never had an intimate diary.
Yes, I imagine.
I don愒 know, uh. Don愒 be so sure. Men...As a man, it also happened to me
that I waited for a call which never arrived...
and yes, it drives you nuts, and you feel bad and...
You愉e such a liar...
No, not liar. Realistic. So what I did was understanding her.
A lot of situations like this one happened to me too, many times...
that they don愒 call me.
Well, I don愒 know if that really happened to me.
This happens to all of us.
This happens to all of us. Well, if this happens to all of us, all of us can understand
other people愀 pain
The truth is that, up to now, I had handle this pretty well.
You know? I mean, I was with the guys I wanted...wine, a movie...
If they called me, great. If not, that was ok too.
We had a good time while we were together and afterwards, nothing...
...I didn愒 think about anyone else but me.
I see. And... from your point of view, that means you had good relationships?
I mean, did you never have a long-lasting relationship,
a relationship in which you trusted the other person?
I believe that Bucay explains this very well. Look...
There愀 something related to *** transference that occurs between the one who advises and the one who listens.
For me, that was having good relationships. At least, I wasn愒 like some of my friends...
Do you know how many times they made me go to a guy愀 working place.
Just to see him go out?
Or how many times I saw them making a phone call and then hanging up?
Or typical, sending text messages like "Oops, sorry. Wrong number. Are you ok? Do you want us to meet?".
I think you愉e mixing up everything because
one thing is suffering for love and another thing is being a chronic moron!
I惴 not talking about you, I惴 talking about these girls you mentioned.
I believe they have a much bigger problem than the fact that guys escape from their hands.
No, but that愀 the weird thing. My friends are cool girls
to whom you can talk about anything.
and it愀 as if in these situations their personalities change, you know?
And...did your personality change?
The important thing is not showing your intentions too soon, you know?
What?
Because if you show your intentions too soon it愀 very likely
that you end up empty-handed.
That you end up not getting laid!
In fact it愀 worse, because what happens to me is that I need
to do all these stereotyped things, but I don愒 have the strength to actually do them.
It愀 like an argument with myself to avoid being an idiot,
a complete fool.
Well, so... the million dollar question is...
What are you going to do now?
If you go ahead in the situation too much, it愀 very likely that the chick realizes...
and escapes thinking "He just wants to get laid".
The thing is that, if you go slower, if you delay the situation,
you end up being like a girlfriend with a male perspective of the issue.
And we don愒 want that.
The million dollar question...I don愒 know.
I don愒 know, because it愀 like everything has turned around now, you know?
I thought I had total control over the situation and it turns out that he愀 the one who has it.
It愀 like "Come here, Natalia", "Go away, Natalia", "Not now, Natalia", "I惴 with my friends, Natalia"
and I can愒 make any plans because I know that he sends me a text message
and I leave everything to go and see him.
Yes, even being with other guys, I imagine.
I don愒 know, I haven愒 been in that situation, but I believe you愉e right.
It愀 horrible...Hasn愒 something like this ever happened to you?
What? Being...what?
Yes, paying so much attention to a girl, did that happen to you?
Hello!
Hey! Did it happen to you? Did the same happen to you?
Yes, the same happened to me. To whom doesn愒 this happen?
Feeling that you愉e the other person愀 puppet, that you have no control over what you do,
that you愉e being manipulated.
But... What did you do in that situation?
How would I know? I don愒 know what I did.
But what I can say to you is that forgetting really helps.
Forgetting.
Getting him out of your head, at least little by little.
Look. What I扉e learned from my experience is that when you forget the other person
the other person magically realizes that he lost you and appears, is interested again.
Yes, but the problem is...How do I do to forget him magically?
Well, let愀 see... it愀 not easy.
Obviously, one possibility is making out with the first stranger you run into.
Sure, and I imagine that now, in this situation, you are the stranger.
No! But it could be a very likely possibility.
Oh. No, but... yes.
You愉e such a liar!
Why?
No, I惴 showing you the tip of the iceberg for you to know where to go
to be able to solve this.
I gave her a hand, I gave her everything.
And she started to give me everything! But well...what happened was...
At that moment there was a minor incident...She needed to answer a phone call.
I think it had to do with the move, she was moving.
Hey, wait.
Uh...
I惻l be back in a second, sorry...
So I took advantage of that to give her time, I also needed some time
to talk to Sandra, who was waiting for me with all the stuff.
One more thing: tell Rorro to call his mother, please.
Poor woman, she must be praying to all the saints...
Well, take the tuppers...and give them back to me because your brother took them
and never returned them.
He believes they give me tuppers as a gift in the park.
Did you hear?
This kid... each girl he sees...is a tupper he forgets.
You brought the tuppers and you brought the blonde to your bed...
Hi, Bea.
The...uh...the thing about the visa is not like that. What you have to do is...
go to the consulate and there you have to ask for the green card, the form
and then they give you the orange one...
Hadn愒 you promised you wouldn愒 call Beatriz again?
Yes, we had made that arrangement, that I wouldn愒 call Beatriz again, but well...
Actually, I went out to see if the chick was there and I didn愒 see her...
I don愒 know, it was like, it was a...
I gave in.
Bea!
Fine, very well.
I惴 so glad.
You know...something really crazy happened to me
because...I saw you, I pass by the bar on the corner and you were studying.
I got closer and it wasn愒 you, but I remembered you and I said to myself.
"I惴 going to call Bea".
Yeah. I thought we could do something, as I saw you and didn愒 see you...
But I惴 studying.
No, I don愒 mean now, right away, at this moment. Study...and everything.
But, perhaps, we can make a plan with some wine...a movie. I can cook something for you.
What do you think?
Well, if you had all that planned, I would like to go.
Great... you see?
That愀 the kind of energy it愀 good to have.
I惻l take a taxi to go there now.
I send you a kiss.
Bye.
We help each other. That is how it works.
Don愒 you help other people?
I help you...not in the same way.
But we all help each other.
I helped that girl today.
Bea helps me.
It愀 a chain of favours.