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BlueDisc 2008
It is with great honour...
That I announce the National Prohibition
Of Coffee in this Great Nation of America
(Crowd Boos)
Narrator: At first, the American government were reluctant to ban coffee, as they themselves drank it
In 1919, coffee was finally banned in the USA
However, this lead to criminals illegally brewing coffee, and distributing it to speakeasies
Hello
It's the 80th Anniversary of the prohibiton of Coffee in America
and six months since it was made a class A drug
However, officials suspect that the circulation of coffee is still widespread
A special divison has been called in to deal with the case
OK, Newman, We've got to go out there and stop those coffee dealers!
That's right, let's go!
STOP!
STOP!
You're cornered, stop!
Hands up!
What's this? Coffee?
Coffee Dealer: That's not mine...
Newman: Looks like Coffee
It's De-Caf
Well we chased the suspect into someone's garden
We found this coffee on him, looks like De-Caf. It's a fairly common sort of coffee
Music - Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy
Ok, who owns this joint?
It is I who does...
But we are just a simple tea shop
We do not deal in such things as illegal coffee...
I have never even smelt the stuff
Now it is time for you to die
No, it's YOU who's gonna die!
No, no, no... I believe it is YOU
No, I'm absolutely sure it's YOU who's gonna die!
I do not understand what you are saying
No it's definetley you who's go - Newman: Oh for God's Sake!
(Gun Shots)
Let's go and solve more crimes in yet more life-threatening situations
OK!