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Lazy: That was a nice nap.
Lazy: Man, got such a headache.
Lazy: Where is everybody?
Lazy: Aha!
Persephone: Great, he's out of his back room already. Did he suffer brain damage?
Lazy: Persephone!
Persephone: Yup, he's okay.
Lazy: Say, why didn't you join me on Thessia, it was so much fun ...
Lazy: Wait, it wasn't fun at all. Why didn't you guys pick me up?
Persephone: There were ... complications. For example, you weren't on Thessia.
Lazy: Well, I did find there to be a distinct lack of hot blue Asari babes.
Persephone: That's because it was on Illium we left ... umm ... that you were deployed to.
Persephone: There were Asari in that area before the Reaper's forces attacked.
Persephone: They're holding steady for now, but eventually they'll be overrun.
Persephone: Hence why we extracted you.
Lazy: Well thank you. Don't forget to extract me on a planet again okay?
Persephone: Yeah, sure. Ready for the next mission?
Lazy: Absolutely. Is it against Cerberus?
Persephone: NO.
Lazy: Why not?
Persephone: Because ... there are already other teams on that.
Lazy: But I wanna kill some guardians!
Persephone: Hey! Do you wanna take things up with command?
Persephone: They're even more on edge, what with the enemy attacking and pushing us back on all fronts.
Persephone: If not, be ready for the next drop, got it?
Lazy: Yes, Sir. Ma'am. Sirma'am.
Persephone: Why of all places had he to be stationed on the Fortitude, with strict orders not to eject him out of an airlock,
Persephone: which I feel like doing. Did you find out how he survived that drop yet?
Persephone: I don't care what command tells us, I want that screw-up ditched.
Kiri : No objections here Ma'am, until recently.
Persephone: What did you find?
Kiri: It seems he has somehow gained the ability to resurrect himself
Kiri: albeit suffering mild brain damage every time he does this.
Persephone: I knew it, I knew he was a pain in the ***, but this ... He's like a kamikaze on infinite repeat.
Kiri : Yes, though his brain damage causes him to not think things quite through.
Kiri: Once he figures out what he can do, his overconfidence will drive him right into becoming a plant.
Kiri: It takes only 50 times of dying and resurrecting for that to happen.
Persephone: Well then, let's make those 50 times happen, shall we?
Persephone: Send Frey and Foreman along with him to keep him in check. I'll handle command.
Persephone: Something tells me more is going on than they're telling us.
Kiri: Are you sure? He's been driving Frey nuts with his constant advances lately.
Kiri: I think I even heard Foreman complain and groan and he didn't even blink when I removed those harpoons from both his legs.
Persephone: He's getting on all of our nerves with the little time he has. At least they still might get the job done.
Persephone: Let me know how your work progresses.
Kiri: Understood, Captain.
Persephone: Your mission is to invade a facility which has sensitive data on the Alliance.
Persephone: Get in, defeat all hostiles and ignore anything they say. Report says they're indoctrinated.
Persephone: Ahem. And get out and to the Fortitude with the data intact, not like last time.
Lazy: What's everyone looking at me for?
Frey: Remember last time you were supposed to extract data from a server?
Frey: Lazy, what are you doing?!
Lazy: I'm extracting ***, uhh, an extranet article ... *** ... article ...
Frey: LAZY!
Lazy: Alright, alright, I get it, less ***, more bullets.
Frey: Shh, we've got hostiles.
Frey: What were you trying to say?
Lazy: If this is over and we're not dead, could we get dinner?
Frey: Heck n-
Frey: ... you have no idea.
Lazy: So, it's a date?
Frey: Whatever you want, Lazy, just get that intel.
Frey: They spotted us, fire!
Lazy: Overload, yeah, that works.
Lazy: Running away, running away.
Lazy: No more clips. Switching weapons, heavy ammo too much.
Lazy: Ah, submachine gun!
Lazy: Oh sure, throw more of you at me.
Lazy: I was being sarcastic!
Lazy: Now, if only overload arched around corners. Wait, it does - there's something wrong with my equipment!
Lazy: No, not that equipment.
Lazy: I'm starting to think they don't like me very much.
Lazy: Maybe you should have indoctrinated your aiming, because it sucks.
Lazy: Ah, using drones to do your dirty work, eh?
Lazy: Let me introduce you to my bulletkick.
Lazy: Now, let's have a look at this data.
Frey: Command told us not to, do you wanna get exec-
Frey: ... do you wanna get your contract terminated?
Lazy: It'll only take a second, relax.
Lazy: Hmmm. Wait, why are they talking about Cerberus ...
Frey: We gotta go, come on!