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Hello.
I am "The Finger".
Today I would like to talk about
desensitizing a word.
This is something that's being done by variablast
formerly known as "*** Censorship".
Currently, he is known as
Mister ***.
what he is trying to do to desensitize words,
go check out his channel in the underbra.
Yes, I said "underbra".
You have a problem with that?
Either way, I think it's good,
because "censorship" and "mister" are bad, bad words.
"Censorship" because everybody hates censorship,
and "Mister" because it's kind of sexist, isn't it?
Either way, Mister ***,
trying to desensitize "Mister",
I'm going to try to desensitize a word myself.
...but this word is an acronym.
The acronym today is "B-J".
Uh...
Be quiet, but...
It means ***.
They say "***" which sounds like something a vacuum would do,
but it's really "***".
Either way...
To desensitize this word,
I would like to give it a new meaning:
"Baby Jesus"!
Mmmmm
Baby Jesus, you're now BJ.
...and I have a song just for you about "BJ".
We all love BJs.
I love Baby Jesus.
Don't you love Baby Jesus?!
Who doesn't love Baby Jesus?
Everybody should have a BJ.
Take BJ in, and give everybody a BJ.
...and I would like to sing a song now for all you out there,
so you can have a BJ too.
Aaaaah.
Oooh,
BJ means Baby Jesus. BJ means Baby Jesus.
BJ means Baby Jesus, and Baby Jesus is a BJ.
BJ means Baby Jesus. BJ means Baby Jesus...
I forgot the words to this song.
Yaaaay!
What did you think Baby Jesus?
Mmmm
Baby Jesus likes it.
So from now on, we're going to call Baby Jesus, BJ.
Hi, BJ.
I'm going to stroke my BJ.
And now, take this word home with you,
and it is desensitized.
BJ no longer means
***.
It means
Baby Jesus.
Now, don't you feel special?
This is "The Finger"
coming to you live.
Well, recorded,
but live at the time.
Hey, your brain light is on.