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Bunbunmaru Newspaper
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[♪ When I feel down on my luck]
[♪ I always think to myself]
[♪ "Right now, I'm saving up all my luck"]
[♪ I'm saving up all my luck]
[♪ Right now, I'm saving up my luck]
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Oh wow...
...well...
I guess I'll keep this quiet for her sake...
Ta-Dah
Ta-Dah
NITORI printing machine Ta-Dah
...um...I feel like....
I only ordered...
the camera....
Well... Never mind that...
Fight on, Shameimaru!
Moriya Shrine
The remains of Moriya Shrine
Kanako: Sanaee!!
Suwako: Where's Sanyae!!
Y...Yes, what is it...?
Kanako: You working another part-time, Sanaee!!?
Suwako: It's low-risk low-return, Sanyaee!!
....I'm sorry...
Well all right...there's something we want you to see, Sanyaee
Since that mysterious accident blew away our shrine, you've been sleeping outside...
We have a hand-made present for you, Sanae~
Sanae House
creak creak
It's Sanae House
We made it. It's got the basic necessities
Rest all you want
Th...Thank you
Let us handle finding the money to reconstruct the shrine, Sanae
creak
[toilet, bed, curtain, shower]
creak creak
...I bet Sanae's passing out from happiness...hihehehehe
Then I guess us two'll think about how to make money...
sniff sniff
Maybe I'll at least take a shower...
Hakurei Shrine
Suika: Reimuu!!
The Aki sisters gave us a watermelon (suika)!!
Reimu: Seriously!?
When was the last time we had something sweet, Reimu...?
How should we eat it? Simmer it? Broil it? Steam it?
Idiot...we're obviously eating it raw
Oh, I have an idea!!
If we peel it off completely
like this [↑plate]
and bite into it whole, wouldn't that feel rich?
So deluxe!! Great idea, Reimu!!
Reimu: Let's get to it!! Bring a knife!!
Suika: Got it!!
panpaka ***
Inside the Yakumo mansion, Chen
For some reason...
streeetch
My *** strech a lot...why...?
Cheeeeeeeen!!
Do you have your clothes? If you don't bring them, I can't start the washing machine
Oh, yes, sorry, Ran-sama
[Yukarin's] [Chen's]
Maybe I got fat...oh no...
....good... She hasn't found out yet...
I can still...enjoy it....fufu I can enjoy it...!! ........fufufufufu
BUUUUUN
I didn't think I'd have most of it taken by that kappa....
Well, it's money I never had....
I'll just think that I got equipment and set-up, not money......
Hm?
...Moriya, huh...
Oh yeah, the Hakurei *** was running stands...
Should we do them, too!?
If Sanae serves the customers, I bet we'd get a ton of business!!
Sanaee, can you hear? We're doing stands! Stands!
...what?
...stands...?
That's right, stands!!
If Sanae's the one selling, I bet we could even sell torn paper scoops!
Please don't sell something like that!!
By the way, a paper scoop is not
By the way, a paper scoop is not something you use when eating ramen
This and that
This and that This and that
Gyahahahahaha
CREAK CREAK
CREAK CREAK
CLACK
PTAN
glance
Any customer will be very satisfied with Sanae's looks!!
It's embarrassing, but....I'll do my best!!
With Sanae, we'll get tons of business even if we make it 1,000 yen [~$10] Gyahahahahahahaha
Outdoor prostitution shrine?
1,000 yen per play with the shrine maiden!!
HERE IT COMES, MY HUUUUGE STORY!!!
Hm?
Is someone there?
JUMP
...nya
nyaaan
BSHN!
sparkle
...oh...
it's just a cat that flies at Mach 2...
Sanae: NoOOoOoOOO
Suwako: Sana'!?
Kanako: Sana'!? What the hell are you doing!!?
NoOOOooOOOOOO
BUN BUUUN
What a find...
Maybe luck's on my side today...
Oh
Hakurei...
TA-DAH
Woot Yay!
Suika: Oh SLIP
GCHA!!
Suika: UGYOAA!!
[plate]
...oh no...
Well, that just happened....
"That" just happened!!!?
Who's there...?
BSHN!
sparkle.....
Oh
Reimu: Suika!! Quit lying there, we're making juice out of the tatami!!
Reimu: Suika!! Quit lying there, we're making juice out of the tatami!! Suika: !?
Reimu: We'll make something like the device that uses centrifugal force to collect honey!! [spin] [↑like this]
Reimu: We'll make something like the device that uses centrifugal force to collect honey!! [spin] [↑like this] Suika: !?
BUNBU BUUN
How scary....
I guess in the end, they were just an oni and a shrine maiden......
Luck's really on my side today....
Now....
...next up.....
CHEEEEEN!!
CheeeEEEEEN!!
I can see it, I can seeeee it
Across Chen's pantieeees
A NEWWWWW WOOOORLD!!
...Che--
Che.... CHEE
CHEEEEEEEN!!
EXTRA Bunbunmaru Newspaper Digital Moriyas started prostitution. Sanae excited to start 1,000 yen per play!?
Reimu: "Well, that just happened..." Fight over food!? Poor shrine maiden kills the oni!!
Ran Yakumo to a New World. Overdrive with Chen's *** "I can see it. I can see it" Having completed the journey, she starts laundry as a learned sage
...that *** of a crow...
I'm...
ruined for marriage now....
Huh...? She's alive...
How dare she write...
SUCH AN OUTRIGHT LIE!!
...SUCH AN OUTRIGHT LIE!!
But it's amazing, isn't it...
...this...
C...
C...Collage?
...is that what you call these things....?
It's so well-made, isn't it?
Hy...soo amazing
Ahahahahahahaha
Bunbunmaru Newspaper
Ayayayayayaya
Bunbunmaru Newspaper Digital!! Subscriber chart. Increase even more!! Goal: one a day one a month 5 a year Go me!! I'm just starting!! [Kirn Tanrei beer, mackerel miso]
Man, the extra I scattered were a big hit!!
Life's not all bad!
Ayayayayaya~~....
glance
smirk~
knock
knock knock
Aya?
knock
knock knock
knock knock knock
Ayaya.....who could it be so late at night?
....could it be
a new subscriber!?
a new subscriber!? squeeze!
But I'm off work right now. Oh, whatever should I do~
Ayayayayaya~~ ♪♪
Yes, I'll be right there ♪
KTAN! CLANK CLANK
Ayayayayayaya
I'm opening the door~~ ♪
CLICK
RIIIIIIING....
RIIIIIIING....
CLICK
Oh, is this Eientei?
Yes, it's Hatate
Um...one patient in critical condition in the Bunbunmaru Newspaper building...
Yes
Oh
please head there about 10 hours from now...
yes
It's still dangerous right now...
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