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Waiter! Yes sir?!
What is your specialty here? Oh you should try our steamed buns.
They're one of a kind! Really?
Ok, I'll try it. What's this? Meow Pao? What's its filling?
Oh I'm sorry, but I can't disclose the filling It's a secret ingredient
but I guarantee it tastes good You're sure?
Yes sir! Ok, one "Meow Pao" please
"Meow Pao" "Hey can I have one order of Meow Pao?"
"I haven't taken a bath yet!" Sorry sir, we just ran out of Meow Pao
What? Never mind. I'll have a..
What's this? "Aw Pao?" Oh! The "Aw Pao?" That also tastes good, sir
Actually only the filling is different as compared to "Meow Pao"
Although we also ran out of those What?! Even this?!
How about the "Bow Wow Pao"? The "Bow Wow Pao" is actually
also the "Aw Pao" though it's just has double patties
That's how we call it... "Bow.. Wow... Pao" What the?! Everything's out!
Just give me a suggestion slip Ok, Ok, here you go sir
And his suggestion?? Just close the damn place!!
One stuffed anchovy with rice Would you like any drinks sir?
Sure! I'll have one shake Shake sir?
Another one? What the?! I'm not in the mood for jokes
Sorry sir So one order of shake
Sir! Do you want it large? Sure! Make it large, and make it fast!
One large shake...
Sir! Here's your strawberry shake. Nice! Just drink it all up sir!
What's this?! Oh! That? Umm... Don't mind that
That's just uhmm... Those are just... strawberry seeds!
Those are good for you sir! Just try them
Really now? I thought they were something else
Yum! They're tasty It's OK, just keep on complaining
Have a taste of my blackheads They're tasty, right?
Why is it so hot in here? Did they turn off the A/C so early?
Sir! Here's your bowl of soup Uhmm.. Waiter, your finger's in my soup
Oh, right... Sorry sir So that's why I was feeling hot
Get me a new one! You're gross! Look!
See how salty it is? Get me a new one! I want it hot! really hot!
Well I have no choice you just drank it all up
Wait here, I'll get you a new one Sir! Here's your soup! Fresh from the stove!
Boiling hot! Coming up~! Oops!!
Yum! Waiter! This tastes good. What's this?
Uhmm, that's actually our specialty Chinese soup; We call it: "Ban Lao"
Ban Lao?!! No! Ban Lao
Is that really a Chinese word? Actually sir, we just mixed Chinese ingredients in
but the word "Ban Lao" actually is
the Filipino for "Rinsing" because that's actually where I rinsed my socks
Maybe many of you were wondering
On why Filipinos have big eyes and Chinese people have chinky eyes
This is why:
Filipinos: Sir! Here is your order Dried Fish again?!! (Eyes open wide)
Chinese: Sir! Here's your favorite
Noodles again??!! (Chinky eyes)
Waiter! Why are your pork chops so tough to chew?
I've been chewing for hours that my jaws hurt They're even so hard to swallow
Could I just check? You're right sir, it's kinda tough
What the?! Who the hell put my slippers here? It's soaked in gravy!
How am I supposed to wear these? My slippers...
Waiter... Yes sir?
Your serving's too large. Can you split it? Sir are you willing to wait?
OK sir, just a sec
Sir! how'd you like my split? Want me to split into 3?
Uhmm.. sir, what will be your order? We have here seafood roll, spring roll, squid roll
Rock and roll!
Uhmm.. sir, what will be your order? Peace and order!!
Waiter!! Yes sir? Could I have rice porridge with meat?
Sir, would you prefer a male porridge, or a female porridge?
Is there such a thing? Of course!
What's the difference? Well the male rice porridge, has eggs
So vulgar We could put towels (beef tripes)
Waiter, bill out please
WAITER!! YES SIR?! I'm just beside you sir!