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Hey, it's Kevin. And today I'm going to talk about Flappy Bird. It's a game where you control
a bird that likes to bump into sewage pipes. I don't understand the motive of this game.
It's like they made it so you purposefully lose! Right now, my best score is four AND
THAT'S ON A GOOD DAY. Literally, if you can... you control this bird and you... do that basically.
Now I have a theory that there is something in this bird's home and that's why the government
is putting these pipes in it's way. So that it can't get to it's home. And in their twisted
Hunger Games mind trap... They decided to give this bird a score. I've gotten to four
so far. Look at how frustrated this (bird) looks. This bird is so tired. This bird is
done. This bird is literally tired of these pipes in it's way *laughs* How much did this
cost them to make? Was it worth it? Some crazy adventurous people have decided to keep playing
and they got to 300-something and I don't know how that's even possible... but meh.
Incase for some reason you wanted to watch me play more of this game... here is a montage
of my first 20 minutes of this... this horrible thing. *random groans of frustration* I got
to ONE! I got this... *sings along to Royals by Lorde* No but the fish looks like nintendo
fish... Goldeen! I'm going to beat your score. FIVE. *sings along to Royals by Lorde* "was
this free?" *nods head to Royals by Lorde* I can see why people spend time on this...
because it's very addictive. I can't imagine people getting 100. I CAN'T EVEN GET TO ONE.
I got to three! Floppy bird, flappy bird. I got to your score! I need to beat it. Gotta
get to 5. Oh, I clicked an ad...... Anyways, thank you guys for watching my first blog
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