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Hi, YouTube world! It's, uhm, it's Raine here. It's been a long time
Uh, I've been sick, and I got busy, and
people were being mean to me, so I left for a while, but a friend has been bugging me
telling me to come back, and I've been thinking about coming back off and on.
The biggest thing was "I don't know what game I want to play!"
and he said, "You know, just do something"...
"Something", that's...
so... descriptive, right? What it boiled down to was "pick a genre."
and he's like, "How about a rage game." (Because I don't do horror very well, in case you are wondering.)
Me and horror games, we're just not friends.
But, I'm not a very angry person, but I've seen other people play rage games, and I've seen them get
angry,
and I'm hoping I won't go flying off the handle, like they normally do,
But you never really know, so... He said "rage game", and the only rage game I could think of
At the time was Cat Mario
Because I remember seeing something about Cat Mario a while ago.
I've seen a few people play it, so I thought I'd give it a try.
I'm going to warn you, I suck at platforming games... really bad I'm really at platforming
games.
So, it may not be the game that's messing me up,
it may just be me, but we'll find out. So without further ado,
I present to you:
Cat Mario! All right, so, let's see...
This is in Asian...
All right... let's go with the top button.
Okay, top button works.
I have three left, okay.
That's how I jump, cool.
Awh, well that set the tone for the rest of the video.
Let's go. Can I jump on top of this? Yes, I can.
Woooooo
Whoa!
Awh...
There we go.
Yeahhhh!
I'm doing so good so far. I'm so proud of my--oh my god.
Oh, my--
Whoa.
*sigh* I could have had that.
This cat flies. He's magic.
All right, I have to actually think about this if I'm going to play this game.
I have no lives...
Let's go up.
And go up.
There's that dude...
Go up.
And jump.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Whoa.
All right, I want the flag.
No! I missed the flag.
Flag! Go back!
I have a flag now.
This is so uneventful.
You'd think this game would be more exciting.
Awh.
Whoa, I can just stand on the hole.
Yeah! Nope... nope.. no--
Oh.
Okay. Okay then.
I'll just...
Can I go down now?
What do I do?
How do I get out of here?
What is this?
Why can't I fall to my death?
How does that even work?
Well, it was uneventful until that point.
Okay, so don't
fall in the hole...
So I'll just stand here.
And then I'll just jump over it. Awh...
NO!
That's not acceptable.
Fine. If I just stand here, he falls, right?
Does it not work that way?
Do I just keep running back and forth?
How does this work?
How do I make the thingy fall? The thingy's not--
Oh my goodness.
I'm doing fine so far.
I got this.
All right.
Fly!
Well--oh. For a second, I thought I could stand on that too.
All right, this doesn't make sense.
But I guess that's kindof the point, isn't it?
Games like this wouldn't--[awkward sound]
I told you, I'm not good at platforming games.
So this is just going to be the way it is.
Jump, little cat!
Nope.
*sigh* That was going to make me sad.
Nope.
So there's a thingy right...
There, right?
No?
So if I'm like...
Can I snea--
NOOOOOO
Just. Just go down the hole.
Just do your little dance and fall in the hole.
Can I jump on it?
That's... That's unacceptable.
Woo...
Uh--
Wahhh
Why?
Why?
Like...
[Stream of Random Noises]
Okay
*long sigh*
I wonder if there's a way to
jump at just the last second.
I don't--I don't understand the mechanics
of this game.
All right...
[Sound]
[More Sound]
[Long Stream of Frustrated Noises]
Fine.
Okay, there's gotta be a better way to do this.
I was doing so good up until this point, too.
I was doing so well.
Oh, hold on, hold on, if I stand right here...
And then I jump...
Oh!
And then I can jump on it. I got your name now
Ohh, I got your game now.
Yeahhh
Doing so go--
Oh, [Noises]
All right
So...
The sky falls, and I die.
That's great.
*Whistle*
All right.
Let me get up. Nope.
Nope! There we go.
And then I jump...
And I go over he--
CLOUD!
NO!
YOU'RE MY FRIEND!
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