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Soyuzmultfilm
Ivan Ivanovich has taken ill
Ivan Ivanovich has taken ill...
Scenario Sergei Mikhalkov
Tekst read by Igor Ilyinsky
Directoral and artistic sketches for the film Mikhail Tsekhanovsky
Direction Vera Tsekhanovsky
Art director Aleksander Trussov
Music Aleksander Varlamov
camera Elena Petrova
Sound Boris Filchikov
Cutter Leonid Kyaksht
Assistants B Sadovnikov, N Sumarokova Tekst editor Raisa Frichinskaya
animators Maria Motruk, Victor Shevkov,
Vyacheslav Kotenochkin, D. Anpilov, Vladimir Balashov,
Valentin Kushnerev, Renata Mirenkova,
Vladimir Krumin, Oleg Safronov,
Konstantin Chikin, I. Troyanova Executive Producer A Zorina
Entrance is strictly prohibited
Ivan Ivanovich has taken ill
not because he ate something bad,
or a caught a cold from an ill wind.
He hardly stands up from his chair
barely gives a hand,
refuses to meet many.
When someone wants to speak with him he mumbles indistinctly
and then takes on a rage, yelling:
I'm busy! Don't come to me! Close the door! Clear!?
His wife he has left.
With his family he doesn't live.
His closest friends give him advice.
One recommends sport
an other one - to go on a holiday,
And a third one - to go on a diet.
Our patient hasn't done any of this.
So this is how
[Public complaints box] Ivan Ivanovich
gets cured by the people.
One fine day
he is released from all troubles, the poor fellow suffers from,
from all the hassle
and even from the car that day and night, was available for him at the gate.
[Now for everything the other way round.]
Ivan Ivanovich, as if he has changed -
where he disregards people, now he notices them
Those he refused to see - now he invites them to come in.
With people, he speaks eagerly, straightforward, audibly .
He returns to his family, living with them to his satisfaction.
Got it? Well then!
A DONKEY IN THE LEAGUE
Once a donkey was entrusted an enviable position.
Forest businessmen said no to the commendation,
Therefor some important beast, found it necessary, obviously out of friendship,
to pull some strings for the donkey.
Once at his post the Donkey did what he was best at:
Pointing out things and trying to convey others.
Project . Cafe " Birch"
However he behaved with dignity when guided, he remained what he was:
The ears always guide what the donkey sees.
Oak restaurant
Unfavorable rumors ran through the forest.
All criticism agreed upon:
- The big-eared comrade didn't live up to expectations!
- He couldn't handle his job ...
- He has to be removed from his post!
The post of the ox, who resigned,
was given to the ***. And he kept his wages.
Once more rumors ran through the woods:
- Almost right away after he began he made a slip.
Some laugh, others cry:
- What can we appoint him to next?
[Main Provision Department for Shot Down Meat (MPDFSDM)]
[Main Provision Department for Shot Down Meat (MPDFSDM)] The question what to do with the ***
[Main Provision Department for Shot Down Meat (MPDFSDM)]
was obvious but not simple.
You can, if necessary, skin off a donkeys hide
and cut of his tail for all the mistakes,
but if the donkey belongs to the nomenclatura* * Ruling elite
Dismissal just leads him to his next high-ranking post
[I Recommend the donkey.] [(Illegible signature)]
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