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(singing) I Am What I.... BOO!
Y'alright? This is Abdabs From The Bloody Mary Show. How're you doing?
Today we're counting down the Top Five Gay Movie Monsters.
We're talking monsters who--
R-O-A-R!!!
Frying Tonight!
Now, for the record, I'm only talking about the blokes in this one.
Which is a shame because there's been some kickers beanflickers out there.
And then of course, there's this one.
Which is just NO!
Before we get to the monsters who spend their weekends lypsynching to Beyonce
Here are some honourable mentions.
Skeletor. Handsome chap. Bad attitude. Take a look at his body and there's your answer.
Roid rage!
Buffalo Bill. Now there's a bloke who can tuck.
But look at his place. Even with the lights out it's a pigsty.
Push a Dyson around and maybe we'll talk.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Now we all know
this is a coming-out story so I'm not going to rehash the details
Let's just watch that shower scene for old time's sake.
Nice!
Dr Pretorious from 'The Bride of Frankenstein'
Would you look at that shocking old queen?
"Oooh, I thought I was alone" He's catty and manipulative but he's a scientific genius.
"But science, like love, has her little surprises"
And he's got a flair for hair.
Now...
High school jocks don't do it for me
but they do it for The Creeper.
Look at him. Picking out the hot ones like it's a sidewalk sale.
At Number Three, we've got
The Monster in The Closet. This Troma movie was years ahead of
National Coming Out Day
I repeat: We must act immediately!
"Destroy all closets." -And this monster has it hard for our hero.
But who wouldn't?
"Go back and rebuild your closets" -Naaa, I don't think so.
At Number Two we've got the films of
David DeCoteau.
Here's a typical David DeCoteau movie.
Some young hot guy encounters an evil force
And he ends up shirtless. There you go, that's all of them.
My personal favourite is Voodoo Academy.
So many reasons why. So. Many. Reasons.
but my favourite bit is probably the Confessional Booth.
Open your shirt Mr McReedy. Put your hands on your body.
Show me how you touch yourself.
See what I mean?
I see you shiver, with antic- -pation!
fFrank N Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This sweet transvestite from ***
Transylvania
redefines pansexuality.
No one is safe from this dirty ***.
And he's a top.
So there you go. My Top Five Gay Movie Monsters. Plenty more out there, we've only just rimmed the surface.
Why don't you disagree with me?
Leave me a comment below. And I'll be round your house.
A monsters work is never done!
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