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-[beatboxing]
[laughs]
-Ouch. Watch it, bub.
-Whoa, hey, what are you?
-Umm, I'm an apple.
-[laughs]
Oh, that's good. [laughs]
-What's so funny?
-So seriously, what are you?
-Like I said, I'm an apple.
-Yeah, and I'm a hippopotamus.
[laughs]
-Hey, I'm an apple.
Why is that so hard to believe?
-Apples are red, not green.
-No, apples can be green too.
-What? You're pulling my leg.
-No, I'm not.
-I know you're not,
I don't have any legs.
[laughs]
-[growls]
-Hey, maybe you're green because
you fell in some toxic waste.
-What? No.
-That's it, you're a mutant.
A teenage mutant ninja apple.
-No.
-♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple ♪
♪ Weirdo with a green peel,
apple power ♪
[laughs]
-Would you please stop it?
-Hey! Hey, Mutant Ninja Apple.
-I'm just an apple.
-Hey! Hey, Mutant Ninja Apple! Hey!
-I'm not a mutant ninja.
Look, there are all
kinds of apples out there.
-Yeah, mutant apples.
-No, no, look,
there's apples like--like Red Delicious.
-(ladies) Ooh! Ooh!
-Easy, ladies.
There's plenty of delicious
me to go around. [chuckles]
-And there's other apples like
Red's cousin, Golden Delicious.
-Easy, ladies.
There's plenty of delicious
me to go around. [chuckles]
-Heck, there's even other green apples.
Check out Granny Smith.
-Come here and give me a kiss.
I've got a dollar.
-You see what I'm
talking about, Orange?
-Whoa! You guys aren't mutants at all.
-[sighs] Thank you.
-You're mighty morphin' power apples.
-Oh, crap.
-Make a giant robot. Make a giant robot.
-That's it, I give up.
-Hey, hey mighty morphin' mutant ninja.
-What?!
-Can you beatbox?
-Beat-what?
-Beatbox. Like this.
[beatboxing]
-Oh God, stop it!
-[continues beatboxing]
-Hey! Knock it off!
-[beatboxes]
-Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
-[laughs]
-You'll give me a
headache with all that noise.
Can you please just be
quiet just for a minute? Please!
-Okay... man.
-Thank you... geez.
-[beatboxes]
-[restrained growl]
-[beatboxes again]
-[grunts]
-[continues beatboxing]
-Would you please knock it off?!
I've had enough!
No more beatboxing!
-Why? It's cool.
-No, it's not cool.
It's stupid and annoying, just like you.
Tell me something, where you dropped
on your head one too many times?
-Hey! Hey, Mutant Ninja Apple!
-What?
-Shredder
-[shrieking]
-Oh no. Green's down.
We've got to stop it.
-And we can, but only if
we use our combined powers.
Right, Granny?
-Where's my hug?
-Ahhh...
-Ahhh...
[slicing sounds]
-Ow.
Are you a knife and teamwork?
[laughs]
Ooh, ouch.
-[growls]
-[laughs]
Hey, hey Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples.
You mutated into a pie. [laughs]
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples ♪
♪ Heroes in a pie shell, pastry power ♪
[laughs]
-Who wants some prune juice?
Captioned by SpongeSebastian