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Hi Dad.
He's changed now.
I remember how
things were at home.
SARAH: It's really good for him, you
know, to see his dad. It really is.
Is it?
I don't know.
I wrote this one
with my ex-wife.
That's all I'm going to
say about that.
I can't marry someone who will
not let me make any decisions.
I'm starting to realize that you are
very controlling. You want this back?
Why are you in the dog house?
Apparently I'm...
I shouldn't be making any decisions.
She's your fiancee by the way.
Also I work here and I don't
want to mess that up.
Hey everybody.
KRISTINA: Good job, Max.
Who is ready for my famous pancakes?
KRISTINA: Hey, Honey.
Hey.
Hey, Mr. Braverman.
Alex, how are you?
How you doing? All right,
Max, I got one more trick to show you but
you got to say hi to your dad first.
Hey Dad.
Hi, Honey.
The trick is you got to
lightly toss it
and then pop it off
your forearm.
It's a fake pass.
It's a trick. It's like that.
That's it. Exactly.
Thanks for going to the market.
He's here again.
Okay.
Honey, I mean he's been here
every day this week
and Sunday, you know it's my pancake making day.
It's family time.
You need to relax.
I'm sorry. I'm relaxed.
Okay. It's my fault. I said it was
okay that she wanted him to come over.
Oh, okay, so he's just going
to be here now, all the time?
I mean look at him.
Isn't he doing so great with Max?
He's teaching him basketball tricks.
I don't know how to do that.
And they're enjoying each other.
Haddie's really happy.
He's in my chair.
That's not your chair
and you know that.
He's been playing with him all morning.
I mean, this is amazing.
What if he joins
a basketball team?
That'd be great. You're right.
Hasn't said one word about bugs all morning.
I feel like I've been let out
of a really bad prison.
Hey, it's okay that Alex
is here, right?
Yeah, it's fine.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you have that
basketball game today?
Yeah, I do. Why?
You could invite Alex.
To my basketball game?
I mean...
Honey.
What?
Anybody can play, right?
And he's really good.
It'll be fun
and you guys can like
get to know each other.
Adam, you want to try it?
Uh, no. I'm good.
Okay. I'm going to just say it
because nobody else is, you know.
Where's Drew? Why did we let Drew
go out to breakfast with that guy?
That guy is your father.
They went to breakfast. You weren't invited.
I don't want to go. We're here bonding as
a family, you know, and he's not here.
This is the first time I've ever heard
you talk about family bonding time, no?
I'm having a good time.
Are you going to make fun of me for it?
SARAH: No, Honey. I'm just saying, relax.
AMBER: I'm having a good time.
Everybody.
Hey.
Camille, I haven't
seen you yet.
You look beautiful.
Hi, Seth.
Hey Seth, thanks for
bringing him back.
No problem.
Hi, Sweetheart.
Drew told me how you kicked
*** the other night at that
songwriting thing,
the open mic.
Amazing. Please. I wouldn't say
that I, you know, kicked ***.
It was very good.
Everybody in the audience was
a Braverman...
Those are the worst people to have in the audience.
That's not even true.
AMBER: It was pretty true.
SARAH: They're the worst.
Hey, Bravermans are tough critics.
Trust me.
Anyway, I got this for you.
What?
Yeah, it's just an old, beat around
guitar but it's got a great sound.
I put these really light strings
on it so you can play all day.
It doesn't hurt your fingers.
Writes...
Writes great songs, this one.
Um...
Okay. Cool.
Thanks.
Well, I'm going to
do stuff upstairs
so just call me when
they're ready, okay?
See ya.
All right.
She'll look at it later.
I'm sure she'll love it. Yeah.
What's the matter, Bug?
Yeah. Why aren't you eating?
Is this chicken?
Mmm-hmm.
Is chicken meat?
Yes. Chicken is meat.
Well, then I can't eat it.
Why?
I'm a vegetarian.
(TOGETHER) Um.
But you're not a vegetarian
because you love chicken.
Love it.
I don't love it anymore.
Honey...
Meat is... It has
a lot of protein in it
and humans need protein
and you're human.
Sweetie, where did you get the
idea to be a vegetarian?
Ella, she's a vegetarian.
Her whole family
is vegetarians.
I'm not going to eat chicken,
it's unhealthy...
And meat.
Okay.
Well, Bug, I would like you
to eat your chicken please.
Thank you.
Uh-uh.
No way.
This is a bad system.
It's not bad, Max,
it's just different.
But with this, I have to
do more chores
and even if I do
absolutely perfect,
I still earn the same
amount of TV time.
Max, you're going to
make a great lawyer.
I think maybe we should still have...
A great lawyer.
(DOORBELL RINGING) The same
amount of opportunities...
Okay, I'll think about it.
But have it five points like Daddy said.
Okay. Max, Max...
Coming.
GABY: If you earn eight out of ten
stickers over the week you will get...
Hi.
Hey. Come in.
Thanks.
How are you?
I'm good.
Good. Good to see you.
I'm just working on
Max's sticker system.
You'd have to go over that
with your mom...
I just want to apologize.
I feel so terrible for missing
Max's birthday party.
What do you mean?
Jabbar was sick. It's okay.
It's so not a big deal.
No. He wasn't sick.
Oh.
It was because of what's going
on between me and Crosby.
Is everything okay?
Well, we had an argument and
he's been staying on the boat.
I'm sorry. What happened?
I don't even know what happened
and I don't know if it's
like these huge issues
or if we're just having
cold feet. I don't know
what's going on.
KRISTINA: I'm so sorry.
MAX: Gaby, why can't I
discuss this with you?
Because, Max, I'm not your mom.
It doesn't matter. Well, okay,
first of all, listen...
Okay. I love you so much.
I love Jabbar.
Thank you.
You're family.
Okay?
Thank you.
This is just a little
hiccup, you know?
You guys are having a hiccup.
It's no big deal. I mean it's...
(ALL CHATTERING)
Gaby!
Sorry.
Ah, ball!
You all right? You sure?
I'm good.
Menstrual cramps?
Want your walker?
ALEX: Better
run the floor, man.
Yeah. The fever, y'all.
I'll take it.
Think you can try to focus
a little bit more out there?
Yeah. I wasn't the one who
got taken to school by Alex.
(LAUGHING)
So you moved out, huh?
Back in the house boat?
Where'd you hear that?
Jasmine talked to Kristina.
What's going on?
Jasmine told Kristina?
Yeah. I thought we talked about
all this the other day. Yeah.
I just hate to see you throw
away the very best thing
that's ever happened
to you in your life
because you feel like she's a
little bit controlling right now.
We need to take a little
time out from your judgment.
I am not judging you, Crosby.
I am not judging you. Yes, you are.
I'm looking out for you.
Yes, you are judging me.
No, I am not.
You always judge me, man!
You're always looking at me like I'm
an idiot that's always screwing up.
I'm sorry I'm not perfect
like you, okay?
It must be so frustrating.
Would you keep your voice down for a second?
I am trying...
Heaven forbid I scream
on the basketball court!
Is that a mistake too?
It's a part of growing up.
Seriously, you're going to leave?
No. I'm fake leaving.
Hey, Amber.
Can you please stop
being so rude to Dad?
Whoa. Don't just come in here and
say something like that to me.
It's true. Every time he tries to
talk to you you're so rude to him.
You don't even give him a
chance whatsoever. I'm so rude?
Do you know what I think is rude?
What?
I think it's rude
to leave your family.
I think it's rude to ditch them because
you don't want to deal with it.
Okay, Amber. And then rude to
come back here and just act like
everything's fine.
You're entitled to your opinion, okay?
And so am I. It's not an opinion!
It's what actually happened
and that's what
I'm trying to tell you.
He left us! He didn't want to be with us anymore!
I understand that! I get it!
But he's here right now.
That's what I've been trying to
tell you over and over again.
He's trying to be with us, he's
trying to spend time with us.
Oh, he's really trying,
isn't he?
He's trying to make things better.
What? Yes.
Amber, he's trying.
And he bought this beautiful guitar.
Do you want to know
how much this guitar is worth?
Do you want to know?
It doesn't matter
how much it's worth. Forty-two big ones.
That's how much it's worth.
Whatsoever! Yeah, it does
because I'm going to sell it
because I don't want it anymore!
He's had that for twenty years
and he gave that to you!
I don't care!
I don't want it in my house!
I don't want to look at it!
Amber, please. Please.
Just don't push him away.
I'm not trying to
push him away but...
He's going to leave.
He's going to leave again and
you're going to get hurt.
I can handle myself.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Hey.
Hi.
Gaby.
Hi.
Um...
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm sorry.
That's okay.
You all right? You need to
come in and sit down?
Um, I can't really
stay long. I just...
God, this is really hard but I
wanted to tell you guys in person.
Something has come up,
something personal and...
I'm not going to be able to
work with Max anymore.
I'm really sorry.
I know it's really sudden and I
made you guys a list of other aids.
Wait. No, I'm sorry,
Gaby, what happened?
Something happened.
I just, I really can't...
Is this immediate?
Unfortunately, yes it is.
And I'm really sorry. Please forgive me.
I'm sorry.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
(DOOR OPENS)
Daddy's here.
Hey.
How are you?
You ready to go to the movies?
Yeah. Grandma just got me
a new baseball mitt.
Oh, cool. I want to see.
Come here!
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, Crosby, do you want
to stay for a minute?
I can make some coffee.
Uh, we're kind of late to the movie,
so I think we should get going, but...
Look it.
Isn't it awesome?
It's cool, yeah.
And I got a binoculars, too.
You got binoculars.
What are you going to look at?
Hey, Crosby, I think that we
should talk about what's going on.
Yeah, the silence thing
isn't doing anyone any good.
Yeah. Okay.
Good.
Uh, now?
Yeah.
I'm just kind of in Jabbar mode
and we've got like 20 minutes
to get to the movies so...
Maybe we'll do it...
You ready, Buddy?
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready. Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
All right, have fun.
Okay.
So I'll call you and then
we'll set up a time to talk?
Come on, Dad.
CROSBY: All right. Goodbye.
(DOOR CLOSING)
(LOUD ARGUING OVER BLENDER)
Smoothies?
KRISTINA:
You're not listening.
MAX: I want to watch my shows
and I'm missing Cash Cab.
Honey, it doesn't matter.
Hey.
You can't cash in your stickers
until your homework is finished.
What? You didn't start
the homework on time.
Gaby always did.
You're just dumber than...
Okay, Gaby's not here, Max.
We're doing my rules right now.
Your rules suck!
Max, do not speak to
your mother that way.
Thank you very much.
And do not turn on the television.
I'm not missing Cash Cab.
This has been going on for
twenty minutes by the way.
I want you to think about whether
or not this is worth it, Max.
It is worth it! I think you're
going to find out that it's not.
I'm going to find out something that's
not true because it is worth it.
Can I talk to you guys
for one second?
Crosby, it's not a good time,
all right?
I just want to say sorry
about just blowing up.
Crosby, it's all fine,
okay? Let it go.
I'm really stressed out
about several things.
I cannot deal with this
right now, okay?
Gaby quit, he's having
a meltdown.
Gaby... Gaby quit?
Yeah.
She gave no notice, just quit.
Well, why?
I don't know. She said personal reasons.
What'd she say?
Three!
MAX: No!
That's it!
You can't do that!
I'm sorry.
That's unacceptable! No! No!
KRISTINA: Stop throwing
things! Oh, my God!
KRISTINA: We need
to settle this.
(MAX SCREAMING)
KRISTINA: Settle down.
Settle down.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
You quit?
Oh, Crosby.
How could you quit?
I was at the house and Jasmine
came over and it's just too much.
Okay, well you got to
go back and fix it.
Fix it? Yes.
All hell is breaking loose over there.
You've got to go back...
Listen, if Max suffers
because of something we did,
I'm never going to be able
to forgive myself for that.
They'll find someone
else, Crosby.
Okay, they're not going
to find anyone else.
You have to go back and
say it was a mistake.
I can't!
Why?
Because I like you.
Well, we can't.
Bye, Crosby.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Oh, hello.
Hey.
Ace babysitting company
at your service.
Wow. Look at you.
You look terrific.
Thanks.
Why the partners insist on
taking the associates to dinner
on a weeknight is beyond me
but what is this, Mom?
Is this lasagna that you made?
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
I know how much
Sydney loves it, so...
Oh, you're amazing, but
she's not going to eat it.
What?
What do you mean? Why?
What?
Okay.
It's her favorite.
I know.
Our daughter is a vegetarian.
She's a what?
What?
I know. I should have called you.
I didn't realize you were going to cook.
Since when?
Oh, come on. Hey, now,
that's ridiculous.
Dad, you know what?
It is a valid choice and we
are being supportive of it.
Really?
Yes.
Hi, Grandma.
Hey, Granddaughter!
There she is!
How you doing? Good.
Hey, you're going to have
some lasagna, aren't you?
Um, not if it has meat.
Well, you see your grandmother,
she slaved all day making
your favorite meal for you.
It's just that...
I don't eat meat anymore.
Uh-huh. Now listen here,
Granddaughter,
your grandmother
worked very hard,
made it specially for you, now you don't
want to hurt my wife's feelings now, do you?
Dad.
Huh?
Just go easy on my daughter.
Sure. Right.
Guess what, once
in Vietnam I ate dog.
JULIA: Dad!
Dog?
Zeek. That's... Inappropriate.
Actual dog?
No, not an actual dog.
Look at... Please.
Hey, come on. I was a guest.
I would have been rude not to.
I'm going to fix you whatever
you parents want me to fix you.
I mean to go right
there and get it!
Hi.
Hey.
Thought I'd bring him back.
Um, come in if you want.
Zeek here? No.
He's babysitting for Julia.
You're safe.
What are you doing
to the chicken?
I have to go to work in a little and
so I thought I'd make you guys dinner
since Mom and Dad aren't here.
This doesn't look the same.
Well, I mean whatever,
it's chicken.
I have to chop it one more time.
Watch this.
See, it's almost off.
(CHUCKLES)
Your mom is an excellent cook.
You're right. They call her
"Sarah Boyardee," right?
You know what?
I have a very, very big knife.
I'm trying something,
to learn something new.
You mind if I give you
a hand there?
Speaking of excellent cooks.
I know my way around a chicken.
Son, come watch and learn.
SARAH: Since when?
Oh, I developed an interest in
a few things, like cooking.
Really? Look at you developing
interests in things.
Wow.
Do you guys want to...
(IN UNISON) Hey.
I'm making dinner, which you know,
we could really use your help.
Dad knows how to cut
the chicken, actually but,
come help. Come join us
just for a minute.
No. That's cool.
You just keep...
Poking that chicken,
whatever you're doing.
Hey, um,
Amber, Dad's taking me
to Alcatraz on Friday.
I feel like you should come.
Oh.
I can't because...
Come on, Sweetheart, I know
how much you love Alcatraz.
No, yeah.
No, you know what?
You're right, maybe I will
come because I love it.
How's the...
How's the guitar working out?
Oh, the guitar, yes.
I meant to tell you the only thing
is, is that it doesn't sound good.
And I don't want it, so...
If you want it, you should take
it back or I'm going to sell it.
Amber.
Okay?
You don't have to be rude.
And the other thing is I
actually can't go to Alcatraz
because I get sick on boats,
which you know is something that
everybody that knows me, knows.
Um, but you know I just forget that it's
basically like we're strangers, so...
Sweetheart, I'm just
trying to...
Stop calling me that.
I don't even know you.
You don't... you don't know
anything about me.
Amber. You can't just waltz
in here after all this time
and act like everything
is fine and just like
buy us a burger and
like give me a crappy guitar
and everything's just
going to be fine again.
You know and I guess it works.
I guess it works on everybody but me.
I guess I'm the only person that,
you know, has a problem with it,
but I'm sorry, but I can't
forget the fact that
you didn't come to my birthdays
when you promised that you would.
And you didn't take me out all the times
that you promised that you would.
And you were not there for me
when I really needed you,
and so I have trouble
believing that you've changed
because I've heard it all
before and I'm sorry,
but I look at you and I just see
the same loser who let me down.
I'm sorry, Dad.
She just gets that way.
She goes off on us
all the time too.
I shouldn't be here right now.
You don't have to go.
Buddy, I'll call you
about Alcatraz.
Yeah.
Okay.
Look, Mom, you... why did you just
sit here and let her yell at him?
All right, you didn't
protect him whatsoever!
I mean she don't even give him
a chance. He's trying!
(DOOR SLAMMING)
You don't like it, do you?
Not very much.
I'll just have dessert.
Well, Young Lady,
your grandmother has now
prepared two dinners for you.
Try a little more
of the seitan.
Satan?
Seitan.
Oh.
No, thank you.
Granddaughter,
you are going to have to eat
one or the other
or you're not going to
get up from the table.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hey.
One sec.
Want a drink? Yes.
Pitcher of gin please.
(CHUCKLES)
Well, Amber kicked my ***.
Yeah, well you deserved it.
She's got your genes.
Listen, I got
a change of plans.
This club up in Seattle, they offered
us a very sweet deal on a gig
and the band wants to take it.
Anyway, I got to back burner
the whole Alcatraz trip.
Alcatraz. Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm sure Drew will
understand, you know?
Maybe you guys could just hit the
batting cages again, you know?
Beat some people up
for old time's sake.
We're going to leave in the morning
because we want to get an early start.
Tomorrow morning?
Yeah. So, could you
tell the kids for me?
Sure.
Thank you.
MAN: Excuse me, Bartender,
another beer!
Looks like you're pretty busy,
so, I had a great time.
It's good to see you.
Mm-hmm.
You take care.
And um...
I'll see you later.
Hey!
I have spent so much of my
life blaming you, Seth.
I have blamed you
for the fact that
I'm almost forty years old
and I still tend bar,
and I could even tell you all the reasons and
explain to you exactly why it's your fault.
When Drew sits up in his room,
doesn't say a word to me for weeks,
just hides away, I blame you.
And I shouldn't.
I really shouldn't.
It does no one any good.
But I can blame you
for going to Seattle
without saying goodbye to
your children yourself.
I can blame you for that and I will.
I will blame you for years.
And sadly, part of
me gets off on it.
I love having something to blame you for
because then it lets me off the hook.
And I don't want to
be let off the hook.
Not anymore.
So you will be there tomorrow
morning before they go to school
to say goodbye
to your children.
You will be there.
They leave
at 8:00.
Don't be late.
(DOOR CLOSES)
It's really hard for
me to apologize.
You don't have to apologize.
Yeah, I do.
For keeping Jabbar
from that party.
Jasmine, you
didn't do anything.
I did. I'm sorry, Crosby.
You don't owe me an apology, okay?
I do. I was so stupid.
You don't have to say sorry to me.
Why do you think
you were stupid?
What do you mean by...
What do you...
Why do you... You know I've been
drinking tonight so I don't...
This might not be the
best time for us to...
Have this conversation
right now.
Hey,
Crosby?
Look at me.
You can't even look at me?
Why do you think
you were stupid?
What did you do?
I made a mistake.
What kind of mistake?
(WHISPERING) I don't know.
You don't know?
Don't lie to me.
I slept with someone.
It was...
Stupid and, you know, I don't
have an excuse other than this happened while
we were going through our thing and I just
kind of collapsed emotionally and
then the worst thing... Who was it?
It's not important.
It's not important?
So why did you do it?
Sweetie, listen, it was one time
and it will never happen again.
I swear. I will never do
anything like that again.
Okay, I am so sorry.
You have to please...
Get off of me.
I just need to know that you're not...
Hold on. Listen.
Get off of me, you ***!
That's how you...
Jasmine!
You're such an idiot!
Okay, you know what?
Hey, please don't walk out of here.
No. Don't tell
me what to do.
You know what? You don't deserve
anything good in your life. Nothing!
I'll never forgive you for this!
Hello.
Hey, Honey, how you doing?
Well. How are you?
Good.
Good, so thanks again
for watching Syd.
No problem. I'll tell you
that little girl is a pip.
Yes, she is.
So, did everything go okay?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Why? Did she say something? Yes.
She might have mentioned something about
how you tried to force her to eat meat.
Oh, please.
That's not how it went down.
Well, how did it go down?
Well, I told her she couldn't get up from
the table unless she had something to eat
and I didn't care if it was
lasagna or that Satan crapola.
But rules are rules.
Dad, I have to say I really
wish you hadn't done that.
Well, Honey, I got to tell you,
you know she's got to learn
that there's a set of rules
that everybody has to follow.
Well, I don't want to
squelch her spirit.
She wants to attempt this
vegetarianism thing...
Well come on, Sweetheart, squelch her spirit?
I mean my God, she's six years old,
you can't let her run the show.
Okay, I just...
I feel that when you do something like
that it undermines me as a parent.
Oh, jeez, you know, maybe...
Hold on, Julia,
you know your father doesn't
always make the best choices
but he does what
he does out of love.
No one is trying to
squelch anyone's spirit.
We love Sydney to pieces.
I know.
You know that?
Yeah.
But your father's right.
You can't let her feel like
she has all the power.
It's backwards.
And it's not doing her any good.
I love you so much
that's why I'm here.
I know that I can
be overbearing
and I keep going over in my head how
many times I've second guessed you
about Max's curriculum and I
am so sorry and I'm wrong.
No, no. No, no, it's true.
It's only because...
Because you love Max so much.
Yeah.
And I do too.
I love your son.
I do.
Then, I don't understand
why you're leaving.
I mean you're not moving away, right?
You're not quitting this business.
I mean if there's something
going on in your personal life,
I can help you figure it out, Gaby.
You know? I'm here for you.
If you need to take a break or just
take a little leave of absence,
but it's just... It's so...
You've helped my
son so much and I'm...
I'm at a loss.
I didn't leave because of
you or Max, who I do love.
Then why? Why
did you leave?
It's okay.
I left
the birthday party the other
night with Crosby and
it got complicated.
Crosby.
Complicated. Oh.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
We got a couple dates in the
Midwest and Wyoming and Montana.
It's turned into like
a little mini-tour.
Yeah, it sounds cool.
Well, next time I'm in town?
Of course.
I mean because we were going to
do the Alcatraz thing and...
I know.
That got...
It was fantastic.
I had the best time. Me too.
You're a great young man.
I'm really proud of you, Son.
And Amber, I... Look, just like about
what I said, I wasn't trying...
No. Everything you said
was true.
You had every
right to say that.
And I'm sorry.
You're beautiful.
And maybe one day I'll be lucky
enough to hear your beautiful voice.
Guess we'll see, right?
Don't forget the light gauge strings
on the guitar, the tens because
they play all night.
So, how was that?
It was good.
Thank you.
I was thinking about
you all last night.
All the things that you
haven't gotten to do or
that you haven't done yet
and it doesn't matter
because you're the talent.
You're like magic.
And I remember all those songs
that we wrote together.
They're my best ones.
Yeah.
Because they're the deepest.
And I'm just...
I'm just a guitar player.
You're the artist.
So don't let yourself get
in the way of that, okay?
Okay.
I'm glad you came.
Thanks.
Our kids are beautiful.
Mmm-hmm.
That's all you.
You did all that.
You took on that burden.
It's not always a burden.
Sometimes it's more like a privilege.
(MACHINE BEEPING)
What?
You know what felt really good?
What?
You having my back before.
Well, you were...
You were sort of right.
Thank you.
I'm going to kiss
you now, Millie.
Okay.
Hey, Honey.
Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
Corey dragged me into the office for
a creative meeting. I am starving.
Hey, you okay?
I need to tell you something.
What is it?
DREW: Yeah.
Hey.
I'm sorry that
I pushed dad away.
I...
I didn't have to yell at him
or say those things.
I know that it was important to you
to have a relationship
with him and
you tried to talk to me and I didn't listen.
And I'm sorry.
Hey, Amber,
if he was a real dad nothing you
did could have made him leave.
I know it's not your fault.
We'll always have mom.
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah.
We'll always have each other.
Yeah.
Hey, do you want
to know something?
What?
I learned that song that
dad played at the show.
No way.
Yeah.
Do you want to hear it?
# Small fingers, small toes
# Your forehead
# My nose
# I see you
# No matter how far away
you are from me tonight.
# It's all right.
# Small wonder, small lips.
# Your hands on my hips.
# I see you
# no matter how far
away you are from me
# tonight.
# It's all right. #
Well, listen Honey,
I've got to do something about this.
I'm going over there.
What is that going to solve?
It's going to solve my desire to
punch my brother in the face,
that's what it's going to solve.
I can't believe that he would do this.
It's wrong. He's the most selfish
person I've ever met in my life.
I know, but I think we need
to calm down, take a minute.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Can I talk to you guys?
You know what, Crosby, I don't think
this is a good time right now. Okay?
You want to have a talk?
Go ahead, talk. Honey.
Go ahead, what the hell is wrong with you?
Why would you do this?
KRISTINA: Adam.
So you already know?
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry. I did not mean...
You know what, get out of my house,
Honey. Before I do something
I'm going to regret later.
I'm sorry. I did not mean
for any of this to happen.
Well, you never do, do you?
That's not fair.
I've changed over the last year
and I proved that I'm not...
How have you changed?
I don't give a damn
what you think you've proven about
yourself over the last year.
You're selfish, Crosby.
That's what you've proven time and time again.
You don't think
about anybody but yourself.
I was upset about Jasmine.
I'm sorry I had a connection
with Gaby. I did not plan...
Oh, yeah, you had a
connection with Gaby.
It's the same connection you have
with every woman! It's just sex!
Okay, you know what?
Number one, you're wrong.
Number two, I know you're worried
about losing your babysitter,
but I lost my fiance, okay? And I may have
lost my son, so I didn't come out unscathed.
She's not a babysitter, Crosby.
She's not a babysitter,
she's a behavioral aid for your nephew.
He's got Aspergers.
What don't you get about that?
Get it through your thick skull,
your nephew has Aspergers!
I have Aspergers?
What is Aspergers?