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Hi, welcome back to #TableTalk.
Hi, guys.
That's Lee Newton.
I'm Trisha Hershberger.
And who's this?
It's Nikki, hi.
Nikki Phillippi.
Hi.
I can't even believe I'm here.
I feel so starstruck.
I know.
Oh, shh.
[INAUDIBLE] on.
Well, we're starstruck to have you here.
No.
No, this is exciting.
You've become blonde, too.
I know.
I'm getting there.
This is a real fun journey.
I'm in a table with two blondes.
I'm kind of pimping right now.
I know.
I was just telling him.
I'm like, I've been many shades of "blorange," as [INAUDIBLE].
"Blorange."
I'm going to get over that very soon.
I've known the "blorange."
I've known the "blorange" well.
He looked at me and was like, "blorange?"
Stick with it.
Stay strong.
Thank you.
You'll be [INAUDIBLE].
But why don't you just say strawberry blonde?
[GASP]
That is a much better term.
That is a way better term.
Should I go with-- than "blorange?"
Strawberry blonde.
I'm strawberry blonde right now.
And just-- I feel like people are always like,
you're so blonde now.
And you're like--
And it's not a compliment.
It's just a statement.
No, it's really-- I like it.
Thanks.
You're like, thank you.
It's been a journey.
Yeah, it has been quite the journey.
It's a journey.
I know it well.
I had that happen to me in college.
Someone was like, you're really tan.
And I was like--
Oh, I am really tan.
--oh, that's not a good tan.
I've been working too much on that tan.
I mean, I get the exact opposite.
You're really white.
Are you OK?
Are you anemic?
Aw.
I am.
I'm working on it.
You know, we are very similar shades, Lee.
Yeah.
Alabaster.
Oh.
Wonder twin powers, activate.
I don't know.
I know this isn't very--
I think Nikki might have a little bit more color than Lee.
Oh, man.
That's harsh.
That is real-- you know it's dark when, right?
I-- it's--
I mean-- All right.
Do you bruise easily when--
Yes.
When you do ***?
My chiropractor did ask me the other day.
She's like, you have a lot of bruises.
And she leaned over--
I do too.
I get so many of them.
And I look like-- I legitimately--
Like someone's beating you up.
I look like a hobo.
No, I look like a hobo by the end of the weekend.
They took blood in my arm, and look at it.
That was a week ago.
Aw.
Baby girl.
A week ago?
Guys.
But it legitimately looks like track marks.
And I'm like (DEEP VOICE) hey, guys.
It's OK, Lee.
There's no secrets here.
You don't have to lie.
OK.
I have a problem.
Dude, if I was doing ***, and I wasn't skinnier,
I'd be so upset.
If I-- if this was me on ***, I'd be like, *** this.
Is that a sign for ***?
I think it's just a concern, like you don't really
think about food.
And I [INAUDIBLE] right all the time.
I love it.
So Nikki, when was the last time you did ***?
Oh, [INAUDIBLE].
I know.
We should dive into topics.
Welcome to #TableTalk.
I'm going to stop talking about ***.
Oh, PS, if you want these topics to be things
that you submitted, you can do that on Twitter via #tabletalk,
or you can go to Reddit, r/sourcefed.
Throwing that out there.
Hello.
All right.
I'm gonna start it off with Jo Harrison or Joanna, 1997.
"If you could create the perfect animal in your eyes,
what mixture of animals wouldn't it be?"
[GROWLS]
This is hard, huh?
The perfect animal.
[INAUDIBLE] you wanna do?
I feel like this isn't that creative though.
I was gonna say, a puppy that stays a puppy forever.
That's not [INAUDIBLE].
I think a lot of people would go for that.
I think that's a real [INAUDIBLE] there.
Yeah?
I think a lot of people are gonna
be on my team for that one.
Yeah.
I think absolutely.
I would maybe like dogs if that were a thing.
See and it says, "If you could create the perfect animal
in your eyes, what mixture of animals--"
you don't have to mix the animals if you don't want to.
It's a perfect--
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A perfectly.
It's a dog.
Oh, it's a puppy the entire time.
Oh, little loose legs.
Little loose legs.
Little baby.
I heard someone on SourceFed the other day
mention those little husky puppies.
What are those called, the little pome-huskies?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Husky poms?
I'm the wrong person to ask.
I don't think those actually exist.
No, I don't know if they do.
I think it's a myth because I've never seen one in real life.
They're the cutest.
I like huskies in general because they talk a lot.
But no, I think it's a real solid one.
Do they?
Yeah.
I will say, mine would probably be a slow loris with a dog.
Oh, those are so ugly.
Because they have the big eyes.
And they're like-- I think there's like a--
What is a slow loris?
It's this little animal that literally like, [MEOWS].
It's the ugliest animal you've ever seen.
He's not ugly.
But for whatever reason, a lot of people think that he's cute.
And they're so slow.
And they eat little rice balls.
Is it a breed of a dig or is its own animal?
No, it's an animal.
It's a marsupial.
It's its own kind of animal.
I'm probably gonna get all that wrong.
It's not a dog, no.
It's gonna be like, Lee, it's not a marsupial.
It's a blah, blah, blah.
Not a marsupial.
Wait I'm gonna ask a really stupid question right now.
Hashtag homeschooled.
Marsupial-- those are not reptiles.
What are marsupials?
Don't call us out.
We don't know.
Yeah, we don't know.
Can you just throw up like a [HUMMING]?
Everybody looks really dumb.
I feel like that's gonna happen a lot.
Question?
Legitimately, do dogs have brains?
Ah, I got it.
You--
Nice job.
Steve landed the last one too.
Did he really?
Yeah.
This is the first time-- that's the extent of my athleticism
right there.
That was good.
And it was with your left hand, huh?
She stayed up all night practicing here
at the office, shot after shot.
[HUMMING]
She's like, and this time, I'll do it mid sentence.
And this time, not looking.
Ready?
Go.
[INAUDIBLE]
That's good.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
If I could make a perfect animal,
I would do a capuchin monkey that speaks perfect English.
And doesn't throw poop?
And it would be awesome.
No, the throwing poop has to stay in there because that's
part of what makes them awesome.
Oh, seriously.
I don't know-- oh, man.
Trish wants a monkey so badly.
I do.
And I told her that it's--
I want a monkey so bad.
What is it--
Because they're so smart.
The capuchin monkeys--
Yeah.
Are those the little ones with the huge eyes?
It's like Apu.
It's like Apu in Aladdin.
Apu in Aladdin.
Oh.
Or Marcel in Friends.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But again, they're pretty--
So that's a capuchin.
They poop a lot, and they can't speak English.
Well, the boys throw their poop when they get angry.
And the girls get their period.
So you have to decide if you want a girl monkey or a boy
monkey.
Or if you want a child, just seems like [INAUDIBLE].
You're actually not allowed to have them in California.
Yeah.
For the right reason.
Really?
Yeah.
Just like you're not allowed to have ferrets in California.
I know that.
I have a friend that has an illegal ferret.
[MEOWS]
I won't oust you though on the internet.
I want one.
I want one so bad.
A little ferret?
Yeah.
I had a friend that had a ferret,
and it was just kind of gross.
OK, see?
This is it.
That's what I was saying.
Your baby--
I don't like animals.
--is going to be covered in fur.
I can already feel it.
You don't like--
Well, and then it would be a capuchin monkey.
Did you pick one yet?
No, pick, pick.
No.
Pick.
I'm scared to pick one.
You're fine.
You can do this.
OK.
OK, guys.
Here we go.
Get it.
Oh, great.
I can already feel it.
Do I read the name or the at?
You can do all of it.
OK.
Nick or @6midlan says, "Are there any movies slash TV slash
music, et cetera, that your parents introduced you to that
your generation wouldn't know? #tabletalk."
Yes.
Yes.
Do I put it back in the bowl?
No.
No.
Throw it at the camera.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I forgot.
You can do it.
I believe in you.
Wait.
One, two, [SPANISH].
That was a good shot.
You hit the tripod.
Your belief helped me by--
You're in the zone.
It wasn't [INAUDIBLE].
Yeah.
You're on the board.
Thank you.
So is the question something that people don't know now
but that our parents introduced us to?
Yeah.
So mine would be-- perfect example
is my dad and mom-- we all grew up with Dan Fogelberg and James
Taylor and Cat Stevens or Yusuf Islam.
They introduced me to those people
that not many-- or Gordon Lightfoot.
That I don't think my generation would know at all actually.
But they were incredible singer songwriters.
But I will say this.
Now it's *** when people come out,
and they're like, oh, man, those *** Mumford and Sons.
I'm like, suck a ***.
Oh, wow.
Sorry.
I don't mean to be that aggressive.
But it is frustrating when I'm sitting here
going like, I've heard it already.
I heard it back in the '70s when it was actually
meant to be a thing.
Yeah, but it's nice to have it back again and fresh.
It is, I guess.
But it's always frustrating when people
are like, isn't this 100% mind-blowing?
Oh, when people--
You're like no.
Not really.
I liked it better when it was Yusuf Islam,
and it actually had chord structure and actual song
structure and beautiful, beautiful lyrics.
Hipster Lee Newton, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh.
I've never listened to Mumford and Sons.
I don't look good in thick frames.
Fact.
Tried.
Wait, what?
Thick frames.
Oh, the hipster thick frames.
I don't look good in them.
Oh, my god.
You're hilarious.
I have Steve's glasses, but they're
real prescription glasses.
And my vision is so bad that when I put them on,
I don't look cool like him.
My eyes shrink.
You immediately look like Dexter's Laboratory?
I'm like--
Yeah, I've seen it.
But I got the glasses because I thought they were cool.
They look cool on him.
And then yeah.
He looks like a hipster.
He looks great.
His work.
His are fake.
Are they really?
No.
Oh, I was like, that's why.
That'd be so great.
Nope.
No, they're not.
The left one is real wonky.
You can always tell.
You're like, [MAKES SOUNDS].
I can't-- it's weird.
Any time I see Steve without his glasses now,
all I think of it's Julian.
Yeah.
It's not Steve anymore.
It ceases to be Steve.
He has a character.
He has a Vine character--
You're like, who's this guy?
--without his glasses.
He's a real creep guy.
I haven't explored Steve's Vine yet.
So that's something I'll have to do today.
Ooh, that's an adventure.
It's a journey.
That's an adventure.
You're gonna see a lot of butt.
A lot heinie.
Oh.
I feel like that-- tell me.
I haven't seen it.
So I don't know.
But I feel like that would be his platform
where he goes crazy.
Yes.
Oh, he does.
He's in all his Steven Zaragoza glory.
Yeah, he is.
He's in his world.
In all his glory.
He's in his world of butt.
And he makes his wife film him, which
is my favorite part about it.
Because you're like, someone had to film this ***.
It's like, poor Sara's like, go.
Go.
Action.
Just go.
That's like Dan and my Instagrams.
I just take an obscene amount of pictures of myself just
posing all the time.
I'm like, go, Dan.
Tilt it down.
That's my angle.
Figure it out right now.
Oh, my god.
Like straight after church.
I'm like, Dan, take my church outfit.
You can only do so many Instagram selfies
where your head takes up three quarters of the--
Yeah, that is true.
It is true.
I have to show my fantastic outfit.
Because sometimes there's a thing where you're like,
can't get the belt, which is gonna be a nightmare.
I feel like I have to show all of my outfits
to the world at all times.
At all times.
See, for me, it's never the outfits.
It's the background.
I want to take a picture of me standing in front of something,
and I'm like this.
And it's all my head.
And you can't see anything.
And the one George Washington on Rushmore.
Is he on Rushmore?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Not OK.
You're more sentimental.
See, you're thinking about where you are.
I'm like, my outfit.
Take a picture.
Yeah.
It's because I'm not good at fashion.
That's why.
It's the work that you did.
It's the work that you did, and it worked really hard.
Take a picture.
Do it right now.
OK.
So what about your picture?
Or your [MAKES SOUND] music.
Parents?
Picture.
Picture parents?
"Muture" parents.
My parents introduced me-- well, I
grew up going to the Philadelphia Folk Festival.
So I got a lot of super, super indie folk musicians.
Or not even super indie.
If you're a folk music person, Arlo Guthrie's huge.
But if you're not, you're like, who's Arlo Guthrie?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know who that is.
So stuff like that.
And I think I just-- it's a positive association
because I really like camping and going to the festival.
So like the music is [INAUDIBLE].
But I would say my parents-- because other than that,
they listen to pretty normal stuff.
And then I was the kid that went right into musical theater,
and my parents were both like, no, don't listen.
Oh, no.
Do we need to listen to that again?
Pippin again?
Really?
I'm like, yes.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Can we listen to that cassette again, mom?
You had better parents than I did.
My mom's like, I just wanted to listen to the Beatles.
This is no good.
This is rough.
OK, but can I just say something?
Really random side note.
You just reminded me of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
So I went to a private Christian school growing up.
Uh-huh.
Ditto.
Ditto, ditto.
And when I would do coloring sessions,
I never wanted to color anything the way it really was.
I always wanted to do everything rainbow.
And every time, my teacher would get mad at me,
and I'd get an F on the picture.
Except for--
Until Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
I aced that picture.
I bet you did.
It was totally off, but--
Nikki, whales aren't rainbow, all right?
And Jonah-- he's like four shades of green.
Yeah.
That's actually very similar to how the conversation went down.
And they're like math-- sorry.
Yeah.
Science-- you won't learn it.
No, no.
But we gotta get this coloring down.
Yeah.
I can color like no other.
No, I went to a Christian school growing up too.
And legitimately now, I'm like, grammar, sentence structure,
no idea.
Really?
But I can tell you everything there
is to know about Leviticus.
See, I went to Catholic school, and I'm like, dude,
I can dissect a sentence--
No, they didn't hammer it in at all.
--like you wouldn't believe.
Naw.
No, not at our school.
It was legitimately like--
It was just about Leviticus.
It was just about Leviticus.
Between Latin and diagramming sentences,
I'm a grammar genius.
No, I would have loved that.
She's really proud of it.
She's really proud of that.
Wait, what are some of the things
that your parents [INAUDIBLE]?
No, I don't actually speak it like that.
But I can do it if I'm [INAUDIBLE].
You can't Dan Brown it.
[INAUDIBLE] you can do it.
What did your parents do?
So music-wise, honestly, I can't think of-- my dad-- OK,
so he was a musician.
He still is a musician.
But I went to a lot of his concerts growing up.
He did a lot of country music.
But I could not for the life of you
tell you the name of these people.
He still plays them.
I feel like Dan could chime in and know the names.
He's not even paying any attention.
But--
Oh, my god.
Wow.
He's just in the corner there.
He's hiding.
Hi.
He's hiding on the couch.
But they're some of those old '70s musicians that
would play on the guitar with that cool tone.
Probably be like Gordon Lightfoot, Dan Fogelberg.
That first name sounds familiar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that--
That one.
And then nothing else that-- what was the band?
My mom loved Fleetwood Mac.
Oh, yeah.
But I feel like people know about Fleetwood Mac
because Stevie's still around.
But even then, some people don't.
My parents are big Fleetwood Mac people too.
But I'm a big Fleetwood Mac baby for sure.
You guys should turn it on.
We'd all start singing.
[SINGING] Can't sing of a song off the top of my head,
but we would sing it.
Yeah.
Rumours.
I like how you just sang that.
[SINGING]
(SINGING) And we would sing it.
Nailed it, nailed it.
Trisha, go.
OK, new one.
New one, new one.
Here we go.
She's shuffling it.
She's shuffling it all up.
I'm mixing them all up.
Look at her go.
OK.
[MEOWS]
Oscar Gonzalez, @MehBlehh.
I appreciate that.
MehBlehh.
Says, "What's thing do you have a love hate relationship with?
Mine's snow pro.
Beautiful scenery--" Oh.
"Mine's snow.
Pro, beautiful scenery.
Con, it's fudging cold."
Love hate relationship with.
Oh, besides food?
I have it.
I immediately went to food too.
Yeah, it's like a love hate relationship.
There's harsh stigmas on women, people.
I love food.
But what else?
I went to tea immediately.
Yeah.
Because I'm obsessed with tea.
Obsession is a massive understatement.
Do you have it all day, everyday?
Oh, my gosh.
I have three of these sizes every day, sometimes more.
Really?
I'm obsessed.
There is a-- yeah, that's a-- that's a journey.
Is it green tea?
Isn't green tea supposed to be really good for you though?
No, it's herbal tea.
OK.
I switch it up.
I kind of change up the flavors throughout the day.
It just kind of depends what I feel like having.
But you have it because it makes you pee like a racehorse.
Pee all the time.
Yeah.
I always have to pee.
Wow.
You got it before I said it.
That's my answer.
But I feel like that's healthy.
That's good.
Yeah.
I mean, when you're going 11, 12 times a day,
it tends to void you of our nutrients.
Yeah, it's true.
And plus, tea can be kind of dehydrating
if you drink too much.
So then I have to end up having to balance it out with water.
But then I just have to pee more.
And then you're just on this constant journey
of sipping something.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[MAKES SIPPING SOUND]
I read that if you're constantly sipping,
it has something to do with psychological--
You have an oral fixation.
Yeah.
And I told my friend.
And she's way more laid back than I am.
I'm like, oh, my gosh, Alba.
I did all this research.
They said that you might be bipolar
if you're drinking all the time.
Blah, blah, blah.
And she just is calmly sitting there.
And she's like, I think you could
be addicted to things much worse than tea.
I think you're fine.
It's true.
Yeah, it really is.
After I'm pouring my heart out.
I think it's just tea, and I think you're going to be OK.
They have those little CamelBaks.
And it has a certain little nozzle
that hearkens to breastfeeding, which
is why you drink 50% more.
Oh.
And because it does, it does some weird thing
that you're like, [MAKE SOUNDS] like a little baby.
That's weird.
It does.
It feels comforting.
Yeah, I was sitting there, and I was like-- because I would.
I was sitting there, and I'd be like,
this is my fourth thing of water today.
What's going on?
This is just comfy.
It's the only way I can drink water.
With a CamelBak?
I don't drink enough.
I don't drink enough liquids.
So I have to have a bottle or something with a straw
or something--
A sippy.
--for me to actually drink water.
It is a sippy.
You have to do that.
What's your love hate, Lee?
My love hate-- I think, aside from the food,
the extreme love, and then going, oh, woof.
Woof.
But I'm trying to think I think it's actually make up,
to be honest.
It is a love hate.
I thought about that as an option too.
Yeah.
It really is make up.
I know that's really pathetic.
I mean, it should be something bigger in life
and legitimate and stuff, you know.
I mean, I gave tea.
So that works.
But no.
I think it's just--
Why do you love make up?
I like it because it's-- well, it's just like, it works.
And it happens.
And it accentuates things on your face.
It happens.
It happens.
It happens.
But I hate it because it is an obligation.
It is a constant obligation 24/7.
If I don't wear it, I-- legitimately,
every single time I don't wear it,
people are like, oh, are you OK?
Stop.
What's going on?
Because they're used to seeing it.
They're used to seeing it.
And it's also-- I mean, it does cover up a multitude of sins.
I'm literally freckles from here on out.
But it's one of those things that--
Really?
Mm-hmm.
And I'm sure everyone at home is like, aw,
I love Lee's freckles.
And then I'm like, I look like a sick kid.
[INAUDIBLE] cover them up.
No.
But no.
It's one of those things, where--
I think that's it because if I did it-- normally, when I'm not
on camera, I never wear make up.
On the weekends, I never wear make up.
I don't.
I would choose not too multiple times.
It's true too.
When it's a day off work, no, no, no.
I don't ever wear it.
I wouldn't normally wear it, I don't think.
But it's one of those things where
I'm like, man, I wish I didn't have to because--
But you do such a good job.
Hey, thanks.
Yeah, you do.
Your make up is really great.
I ask Lee to do my make up when I have fancy things.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Because she's so good at it.
Yeah, you're really good.
I've actually thought that before in the past.
You're really good.
Yay.
I do like it.
But it is one of things of getting there.
You're like, damn it.
Now I have to do this.
Maybe I can just get make up tips from osmosis.
I'll just sit here and channel it.
I purposefully put myself all over the place with no make
up on because I don't want anyone
to have high expectations.
I'm not even kidding you.
With pimple cream on, everything.
I'm like, this is me.
This is it.
Yeah.
So nobody expects me to look a certain way
if they run into me.
Because whenever they have those stars without make up,
you're like, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm never going to be in that.
Yeah, I get it.
Who cares?
And they're always like, Jennifer Lawrence,
what a woofer, huh?
And you're like, yeah, yeah.
I feel like people say to me-- they're like, oh,
that's so smart that you don't wear make up all the time.
Blah, blah, blah, blah blah.
But I'm like, it's really just because I know what I'm doing.
I could say it's strategic.
I don't want people to have high expectations.
I just-- I have no idea.
She's like, I don't wanna.
And every time I try to learn-- I'll go into Sephora,
and someone will try to give me a little free lesson.
I don't like what they do.
So I don't want to do that again.
So I just--
I live next to a transvestite and-- well, ***.
And he did my make up once for a date.
And I looked phenomenal.
He's an incredible make up artist.
Oh, I bet you.
But I also looked really intense.
I was really like-- as I was walking out, I was like,
this is the best make up I've ever had on my face.
If I was on a red carpet, it would be--
Amazing.
--outstanding.
I looked like a porcelain doll.
I also looked like a man trying to look like a woman.
And it was like-- what do I do?
And then he used amazing primer on everything.
So I was in my car, just being like-- I
was trying to get it out.
To lighten it a little bit.
Yeah, I was just literally like-- I was freaking out.
It's one of those where you splash your face with water
five times and your make up is all still perfect.
Nothing happened.
I just had to be like, hi, I'm Lee.
Whoa.
It was pretty intense.
I've had make up done like that.
Recently, actually.
I was like, wow.
Oh, thank you.
That is the best word for it, intense.
Everywhere I look, it should be like, [WOOSH].
You're just, bam.
I love that when you have a hair and make up artist.
But for every day, that too much.
Yeah, it's a lot.
It's too much.
It's a total lie.
My--
Oh.
I was gonna say to you that I feel like everybody
feels like-- or not everybody.
At least me because I'm right there with you.
Feels like, oh, but I don't know if I know how to do make up.
I don't feel-- when people say to me, oh, through osmosis.
But that's what you do.
I'm like, I don't know.
I'm just kind of throwing it on my face.
Your make up looks great.
It looks good.
Thank you.
But that was a message to you that you probably
know more than you realize.
And to everyone else.
See?
Hey.
Make up is just not that big of a deal.
You all know more than you realize.
That's just life.
Yeah, I have to throw that into every video.
You're great.
You can do it.
You know more than you realize.
Believe your dreams.
Yay.
Live your truth.
Yeah.
OK, now that I gave my little-- what were you gonna say?
My love hate would be with bras.
Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
Because I love that they put the "bozoingas" in the right spot.
I appreciate that.
It doesn't hurt to go down steps thanks to the bra.
But we're on a journey with this one.
That's nice.
I hate lots of things about them,
like when they dig into you, and they hurt.
That is a nice--
When they dig into you right here,
when they dig into you up here.
If you have them strapped together,
and they dig in your collar bones.
And I get little marks here.
I bruise on my collar bones.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
She's got "Djengas" unchained, man.
Big deal.
I don't like to have-- well, I like
to have the "Djengas" unchained at home.
Yeah.
At the home.
Yeah.
But out in public, I like them to be--
Every time I'm at a store--
--chained, please.
--and I see a bra that's significant, I'm like,
I wonder what size this is for Shish.
I'm always looking and seeing if it's--
Here's the rule of thumb.
If you can take the cup and wear it on your head
like a yarmulke--
That's what I said.
That's what you said.
--then it will probably fit me.
You're welcome, world.
Yours are really that big?
Now you know.
Send Trisha bras.
Wow.
No!
Send Shisha bras.
No, don't send Shisha bras.
This will actually be exciting if they do show up.
Oh, my-- I mean, this place takes some weird stuff
in the mail.
That's who you need as a sponsor.
You need Playtex as a sponsor, girl.
Hey.
All right. [? Elliott ?], do we have room for one more?
Any bra companies wanna sponsor me, then get to this.
OK.
We're doing one more, and it's gonna be super quick.
Yup.
And then we're--
And then we're outie.
And then we'll go on our journey.
Thank you for being our guest.
Thanks for having me, guys.
It's been so wonderful.
We've had more girl talk on this than anything.
You're fun to talk to.
I know.
It's been a very lady #TableTalk.
It's all about ***.
Duh.
We did mention ***.
And we mentioned something else scandalous that I thought of.
I don't know.
We did mention something else.
I'm sure you'll let us know.
***.
***, ***, *** and Fleetwood Mac.
I didn't use to have any.
I had to pay for mine.
So that's scandalous.
Really?
It's not that scandalous.
I already made a video on it.
Yeah!
I'm not gonna talk about it on #TableTalk.
Is this a #TableTalk confession?
Exclusive.
Exclusive.
No, it's not gonna be exclusive.
Not exclusive.
That's gonna be a new segment. #TableTalk
Exclusive.
#TableTalk Exclusive
Not Exclusive.
Really?
What a journey.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, it was a journey.
Does it hurt a lot?
I heard it hurts a lot if you buy them.
I mean, yeah, it was painful.
I've had surgeries though before.
I had to have a hip surgery and a knee surgery.
So you were just like, this is another one.
So no more painful than another surgery?
No.
Not even-- I mean, it didn't even
touch-- I was in a walker for six months with my hip surgery.
Wow.
So this was like--
Holy cannoli.
--no pain compared to that.
Yeah.
It was just like a nice little tight tight, right?
Yeah, it was just a little tight for a while.
A little tight tight for a while.
Now I have some ***.
Hey.
Wow.
So there's that.
Magic.
Yeah, it's magic.
It's cinema magic, everybody.
Now that I brought it back to my ***.
No, OK, great.
Fantastic.
All right. "What is your favorite thing about yourself?"
What?
That's really the question?
Yeah, from Steven Thiem.
Is it bad that I already have an answer?
stevmeister.
No.
Does that make me super vapid?
Everyone say ***.
[INAUDIBLE]
Everyone's saying ***?
No.
I'm saying my smile.
There we go.
Aw.
My parents paid a lot of money.
I used to get so made fun of for my teeth.
My teeth were all janky.
My parents paid all this money.
And they were not rolling when they did it either.
So it's like, thank you, mom and dad.
And then when I got them off, it was the happiest day
of my life.
And now-- and I love to smile.
So it's really awesome that I have good teeth.
Yeah.
So.
Thank god for those parents, right?
Yeah, right?
I had braces too.
Yeah, because they-- it was not easy to do that at the time.
Yeah.
No.
OK.
Thanks, mom and dad.
There we go.
Smile.
If you're watching this.
Yay.
She smiles a lot.
You, Shish?
I'm so torn.
I'm torn between two answers.
I'm gonna go with the first one.
I'm gonna say height.
I really like being short.
I hated being short--
I do like being short.
--when I was younger because I got picked on all the time
and was the last kid picked in gym and all that nonsense.
But now that I'm older, I like it
because I feel like it differentiates me.
Now of course, I say that as-- how tall are you, Nikki?
5'8" and a half.
OK.
I work with two other women that are just as short as me.
Yeah.
They're both--
But normally, my height differentiates me
from the crowd that I'm with.
No, no.
We're all [INAUDIBLE].
And I like that.
It automatically makes you a little unique.
And I like that.
Yes, you're pocket sized.
I used to be tiny, and I grew five and a half inches
in a year and a half.
That's why they think I had my hip
surgery, because I grew so fast.
That's insane.
It was insane.
And so a long time, I didn't feel in my body.
I was like, I used to be me and little.
And now I'm tall and giant.
Now you're a beautiful model.
[? Bite me ?].
Yeah, yeah.
This elegant woman.
What about you, Lee?
I don't know.
I would probably say my favorite thing
about myself would be my sense of humor.
That was legitimately it.
I think that's my favorite thing about Lee Newton too.
Yeah.
Well, thank you.
I have to say.
I don't know.
I think--
She makes me laugh on the deli.
--I'm like, I'm OK with them.
But I think honestly, it's that weird thing of like,
eh, I like laughing a lot.
And you're good at it.
You're good at that.
I'm good at it.
And you're good at making other people laugh.
Hey, thanks, Shisha.
Hey, thanks.
What is your favorite thing about yourself?
This is a funny woman.
What is your favorite thing about yourself?
Yes.
Put it in the comments section below.
We've had a lot of inspirational things in this episode.
I'm interested to know what everybody
at home's favorite thing about themselves is.
Yes, me too.
And I--
What?
Because I don't know the people at home.
We just read what you write.
And so I have in my head-- I imagine what certain people
look like based on their comments.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
So I feel like this is going to completely revolutionize
the way that I see a lot of viewers.
I know.
They're like, my horns and my green eyes.
Because there's some people that I feel the first thing
that they'd type would be like, how fast I can
type is the thing that I like about myself.
First.
First.
First.
Or how I'm so witty when I insult people.
First.
First.
First.
First.
Unsubscribe.
No, I'm just kidding.
Unsubscribe.
But no, I wanna hear all the lovely things.
I know.
I know.
So guys, let us know.
And of course, if you want your questions in the bowl,
submit your questions.
#tabletalk or on our Reddit, r slash sub-- [MUMBLING].
r/sourcefed.
So close.
I've done this eight million times,
and I still have yet to get that.
Yeah, what is it?
It's r slash what?
r/sourcefed.
Yay.
We'll see you next time, guys.
Yeah.
Bye.
Adios.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Is that a car alarm?
Yeah, it is.
I think so.
It's not my car alarm though because--
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
What sound does your car alarm make?
I don't know, but I know it's parked over there
and the sound is coming from that direction.
I do the panic button a lot.
I do the panic button a lot.
I do it to find my car in parking lots.
Yeah, I do it a lot too.
What's yours sound like, Lee?
It used to sound like [MAKES SOUNDS].
Wow.
It was like a--
Kind of like a stepped on dog?
[WHIMPERING SOUNDS]
Yeah, it does sound like a stepped on dog.
It does, right?
You make a really cute face when you make noises.
[WHIMPERING SOUNDS]
[INAUDIBLE]
That's how she gets away with making the weirdest noises
I've ever heard, because she's cute when she does it.
It's iguana noises.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
You did theater too growing up?
I did.
Yeah.
You're such a theater kid.
I love it.
Thanks.
I love it.
She loves [INAUDIBLE].
It's like, you know it.
I always try and deny it, and she's always like--
We just did a #TableTalk making fun of theater kids.
No.
And I was trying to defend them.
Who was making fun of theater kids?
Lee and Joe.
I was.
You?
I know.
Of all people.
Yeah, right.
You might as well tattoo theater kid on your forehead.
And I mean that in a good day.
I did I have it.
This is just make up.
It's the tattoo and the freckles.
Theater.
Make up.
Theater kid.
It's a moving tattoo.
It just slowly goes, theater.
Aw, that's impressive.
Yeah.
It's a gift.
It's a real gift.
Is this an Illuminati necklace?
It is!
No, it's a Deathly Hallows necklace.
No, it's Deathly Hallows.
Oh.
Some people would think it's Illuminati.
I am Harry Potter--
Wouldn't that be great if it was, everybody?
I'm Harry Pottered out today.
I have my Deathly Hallows and my I solemnly
swear I'm up to no good cuff.
And you have your snitch tights.
And my golden snitch tights.
Are those really golden snitch tights?
Man, I can see your golden ***.
I was just gonna say.
You're like--
Is it golden?
Wow.
I had it dyed, but I didn't think you'd notice.
I'm new here.