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Hey! I'm Sam and this is my second video and so I was planning on making another hair tutorial
for my second video because my first video was me teaching you how to do a French braid.
And so then I got a request to do a Dutch baud and low ponytail, but then I got my eyes
dilated. If you have ever gotten your eyes dilated before, you know that while your eyes
are dilated, you can't see up close, so I couldn't really see to do my hair, and I can't
see if the camera is focused, so you might be watching this as I would be viewing it
right now, so it could be like you have dilated eyes. Oh, so clever! And then I can just be
like, "Yeah, I tried to do that." I am also struggling because I can't even read the time
on my phone, and I see I have notifications. Instagram and Twitter because it's blue and
like a tan color, but I can't read it so. So, I am going to be talking, and we are just
going to see where this takes us. I'm going to do like hair tutorials in my bathroom which
is where I did my French braid tutorial, and then I guess if I am just going to be talking
to you, I'm going to be here. And I am probably gonna do some collars, but not with like YouTubers
because, like, oh my gosh I would love that, but do I know anyone? No. Um so I am just
gonna do it with my friends and we will probably be doing like tags and stuff, so I hope that'll
be cool, and then that's what I think it will be. I mean if it doesn't go well, then I'll
figure something else out. So we are just kind of...this is kind of a mixture of fun.
And super coolness. And awesomeness, so that's that. This video has been just like nothing.
It's been a bunch of fluff. So I'm going to try and think of something like really philosophical
to say. *gasp* What if I got a quote? Oh, no! I'm gonna, okay I'm just going to..."beauty
is in the eye of the beholder." Is that even a quote? I'm pretty sure it's something. That
quote means that what some people find pretty, others might not. And vice versa. And then
you're pretty if other people think you're pretty but then if you don't think you're
pretty then other people might think you're pretty so you really are pretty even though
you think you are ugly. But you're not ugly, you're really pretty. And everyone is like
oh my gosh you're so pretty but then you're like pshhh I'm, like, ughh, ugly. And everyone's
like no, no, you're really pretty. And then it's just like beauty is in the eye of the
beholder and I'm...looking at myself and I'm ugly so I am ugly but to you all, I'm pretty.
And they'll be like pshh beauty's in the eye of the beholder like you just said so you
are pretty because there is more of us than there is of you so, like, your ugly thoughts
get cancelled out by our pretty thoughts because you have one ugly thought and then there is
like fifty pretty thoughts of everyone who is like, "Oh my gosh I just want to be you.
You're so pretty," which isn't good either because you should be happy with yourself.
That's my though to leave you with. Also, okay so now here comes my outré. Hmmm, okay
I'm gonna do what I did in the French braid video which was probably really stupid but...BYEEEE.
Is this going? Oh! I can't...I need to find out like, okay. Heyyy. Technicologically.
Technocologicnally...advanced! You know, just subscribe. That's where I was going to go
with it but Iwas gonna say something cool so like, you know it would make sense but
then...mmm mmm. Nope. No, no, no.