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How ya doing? its johnny champaign here. Coming over here to shoot a little video,
behind the scenes for Pol the fisherman. Heard Nico's got a studio in his apartment,
but I'm gonna do my own little jingle, my own little tune, kindda mix *** up.
So why don't you guys follow me upstairs and we can get this show on the road.
Right... So what Nico doesn't know is that when his lily white *** was away I came over here and got his code.
We're gonna go upstairs and surprise the hell out of him.
Where's the elevator round here?
Uh there's no elevator man.
What?
There's no elevator here man, we got to walk up 6 flights of stairs.
Hey got a sherpa or something? What the hell.
I dunno. Why are you wearing a bandana? Coz I'm a badass, that's why.
Phew man, what floor does he live on? *** heaven?
Why do you keep *** bro? What do you mean why I keep ***?
Might have a beanstalk to get up to his place gawddamn
Phew, c'mon keep going, we're almost there. (barking)
That must be Nico's girlfriend barking Finally, jesus christ
Follow me, little frenchie has no clue that we're coming up here.
Do me a favor don't sniff his underwear again. What are you talking about?
Ooh what in sam hell are y'all doing in here?
What are you guys *** doing here? Yeah dude who let you in the building?
We got to take a break Dude you've got it all over your chin
Hey taste this, its awesome
Taste that, whatever
See Tastes like my ***
Dude so tell us what the hell you're doing here again
'Bout to shoot a little uh music video Well you can't show up at people's apartment like that.
Well you can't just open your mouth
I don't know why I'm here I feel like I'm being attacked
Coz of what, coz I'm a genius? When it comes to music?
So what do you want to do? You know nothing about music.
Got this video here of me making music from back in the day.
What do you think about that? Dude you were never on Ellen.
Dude this is clearly photoshopped What are you talking about?
Mate thats definitely not you, I mean... That's me!
You're on Miley Cyrus's body man. Fine you know what, let's not think about
yesterday, let's think about today. Ok yeah let's think about today
Alright Alright let's do it then
Well do it then Fine
Fine Well do it
Fine Well do it
Fine Alright
Cool Well starting now
Fine Why don't you make something now?
Fi...Phew...you and I are gonna have a talk when we get outside
Let's start right here. What's the matter with these drums.
They don't work. They're electronic drums
Yeah you have to plug them in What are you talking about, plug-in drums
Alright you want to start with your lyrics...I mean where do you want to start
Yeah sing us a song, sing us the tune you got
Alright well fine, I'll a start out it's gonna be like
"heaven ain't a lot like dixie" Dude that's Hank Williams Jr
I'm on a highway.. Ha! ACDC now?
Coz you're from Australia? Dude You were going to say on a highway to
hell weren't you? No I was not!
Ok I'll write about my girlfriend then Can we talk about something that has something
to do with the video maybe? You don't even have girlfriend man
man..what uh..I do!
Ground? Long drawn huh hog tied strong
Long join hog tied strong girls like to play
Phft
Don't really like how you're crowding over me
My what? You're crowding over me
My what? God..Josh do you understand what I'm saying?
You know what that's something you ain't gonna see at your show is a crowd
This is easy
Yeah might be awhile You hang up, no you hang up, no you hang up
I got to go dude... good luck with that What do you mean you got to go...?
Good luck with that I'll se ya later...yep
How'd you do that? ...And back to E right?
You look like one of them scientists work for NASA catch all that line of ***
C'mon with me come and see the Pol the fisherman awww *** up my own lyrics, man.
Alright well that was pretty good Yeah I know it was, what's next?
Uh I'm going to need another voice, can you harmonize on this thing?
Yeah of course, I can I can...I can..I can be in it...I can I can
sing if you want to Oh yeah thats cool...yup
No...you can't sing Here' um you're gonna film...you're filming
and I'm going to sing, I'm going to sing one. Why don't you stand over here?
Are you serious right now? you're gonna.. You're gonna let him play on my song?
It's your song, it's your call man. I would like to, I'd like to sing.
Ok fine let's see what you got... Give it to Scorcese
Come here Everybody, starring john goodman, the title:
*** up my song
I like chicken legs and kdjfbadifgei thighs, dhviouerhgi be by my side
dbfekf with me,.. the fishermans a sight to see
Long drawn Hog tied strong
Girls like to play with my ding *** I like chicken legs and chicken thighs
All the little ladies wanna be by my side So why don't you fans come fishing with me
Coz' pol the fisherman's a sight to see
That's *** gold baby Alright...
I shall see you later well it was a pleasure of course
That's how you make music