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"Bad to the Bone"]
[metal scraping]
Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh?
- Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy. - Come on, everybody.
Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?
- No. - No.
[speaking Spanish]
[gasping]
Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful!
That means no.
[groans]
- Come on, guys. - Awkward.
Listen, Kermit, I like you.
I remember you guys from when I was a kid.
- [chatter] - So I'm gonna shoot straight.
- You guys aren't famous anymore. - [groans]
I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.
Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up.
This circle represents everything that's currently popular.
And this tiny speck is you guys.
So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen.
Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher.
- Oh! I love that show. - It's time to punch teacher!
- Finish him! - It's my favorite.
[man] I just thought I could make a difference.
I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day.
[groaning]
Before I go, I'd just like to say something.
I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you...
Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production.
It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America.
- What's their problem? - No idea. I just found out.
What are we supposed to do with that 120-minute black hole
in the schedule coming up in two days?
OK, Muppets. You've got yourselves a show.
- All right! - Oh, yes!
Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise!
OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets.
- Yes, ma'am. - And two, you need a celebrity host.
OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah!