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Get your face out of that bowl, Cap'n Crunch.
It's Epic Gun Time.
Breakfast appetizer.
Costco beer. Don't be hatin'.
It's economical, yo.
Next level bacon stuffing technique.
Thick meat. Small hole. Ram it in like it's Ginger Lynn.
Uh-oh, Chinese finger trap.
That ain't racist, yo. That's a free trade metaphor.
Beer bottles with bacon neckties. Smart.
Bullets dipped in Jack Daniels. Smart.
[gun firing] [glass breaking]
Glass-encrusted bacon appetizers. Smart.
Bacon Molotov cocktails. Next-level smart.
[glass breaks] [explosion] [fire]
Lighting a garage on fire? Dumb. Real dumb.
Whatchu know about lapsed homeowners' insurance, ***?
[slow motion sounds]
Next time, Whippet Sunglasses licks his [sounds like "***"].
I'm talkin' the father of French realism, yo.
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And let us know what else we should shoot in the comment section below.
Now go eat some bacon and watch more BlinkFarm videos. It's healthy for your cholesterol.
[music plays, fades out]