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Dear diary
it's been five years since i was elected pope.
and i still have not done anything awesome
The world is evolving
and if I want to remain as popular as I am now,
I will have to come up with something
totally sweet
for Rome to feast its eyes upon.
I need Michelangelo to pain my ceiling.
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Messenger: Message! Michelangelo: Yes, come in.
I have a message for mister Michelangelo.
How'd you get in here!?
It matters not, my lord.
I have a message from the Pope.
What could it possibly be?
It seems that I am requested to pain the ceiling for the Sistine Chapel.
my mom always said,
life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know whatcha gonna get.
How'd you get in here?
Ahhhhhh
Michelangelo, it's great to see you.
Pope: How was the travel? Michelangelo: It was 'ight I guess.
Wow! What a dump!
Yes, I suppose that would be inappropriate
given the circumstances among us today that the ceiling is bald with no art.
Mr. Buonarroti,
I've been given the great task of being leader for this fate.
My obligations are vast and I have much time.
But knowing that my people people need a leader that shows progress, a thought came to mind.
Do you have any idea of what that thought might be, Mr. Buonarroti?
Does it have to do with the ceiling and me having to work on it?
Precisely
Michelangelo: Alright, show me the money. Pope: You will receive your money when the job is complete. Now go! And paint my ceiling.
Here, we're gonna put a pretty little face right over here. That's the fun part.
Michelangelo: Where's my paint? PAINT! Assistant: Here's your paint, bra.
Citizen: Pfff, he's a real poop face.
Yeah, I know. He's under a lot of pressure from the Pope. Citizen: Still...
I mean...he doesn't have to be that much of a jerk
you know what I mean? Assistant: I guess
Hey!
Get back to work
and do not disturb Mr. Buonarroti. (Heart's on fire plays from Rocky 4)
Assistant
Assistant?
Assistant!
I'm here. Sorry for the delay.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Don't apologize, I've already finished.
Wow, I guess.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Michelangelo: Good, now where's my money? Pope: Here
It looks like it's all here. I'm done then.
Until next time.
(Kickstart my Heart plays by Motley Crue)