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(Benny coughing)
FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY,
NOW THAT GRANDMA BENNY'S LIVING WITH US,
DON'T TALK TO HER IN THE MORNING.
OH, AND DON'T PET HER WHILE SHE'S EATING.
SHE'LL SNAP AT YOU.
GOOD MORNING, BENNY. HOW ARE YOU HOLDIN' UP?
IT'S CALLED A BRA. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
I THOUGHT I'D SEE HOW SHE'S FEELING
AFTER HER HOUSE BURNT DOWN.
ARE YOU CRYING, MOM?
NO, YOU ARE. SHUT UP.
(coughing and hacking)
YOU CAN THROW OUT YOUR ALARM CLOCKS, KIDS.
THAT'S YOUR NEW PHLEGM ROOSTER.
(Benny coughs)
WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT.
(Benny hawks phlegm)
(spits and grunts)
(knock on door)
HEY. MORNING.
GOOD MORNING. WHAT'S WITH THE CAN?
OH, I HIT THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO TRY AND RAISE MONEY
FOR YOUR MOM.
I TOLD EVERYONE HOW SHE'D LOST HER SAVINGS
WHEN HER HOUSE BURNED DOWN
AND THAT ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY WILL HELP, NO MATTER HOW SMALL.
ERNIE, THIS CAN'S EMPTY.
YEAH, I KNOW. SHE'S NOT WELL-LIKED.
OH, THERE WERE SOME NOTES, THOUGH.
CHECK IT OUT...
"YOU DESERVE IT."
"YOU HAD IT COMING."
"WHAT THE HELL DOES GOD HAVE TO DO TO FINISH YOU OFF?"
WELL, THAT'S NOT BAD.
"BUT THIS TIME THE WINDOWS ARE PAINTED SHUT
"SO YOU'RE TRAPPED INSIDE AND YOU BURN ALIVE
"LIKE THE WICKED WITCH YOU ARE."
WHO SIGNED THAT?
I WANT TO SEND HIM A CHRISTMAS CARD.
ACTUALLY, A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE SIGNED IT.
IT'S MORE LIKE A PETITION.
BENNY, I'M GOING SHOPPING TODAY.
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING TO GET YOU STARTED?
EVERYTHING. TOOTHPASTE, DEODORANT,
UNDERWEAR, WHISKEY--
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, IF YOU GET ME ENOUGH WHISKEY,
I WON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE UNDERWEAR.
MAN, POOR BENNY.
I CAN'T IMAGINE LOSING EVERYTHING
AND HAVING TO START ALL OVER.
YEAH. IT'D BE TOUGH TO LOSE THOSE "SPEED RACER" SHEETS
AND THAT RUBIK'S CUBE WITH ONE SIDE FINISHED.
HEY, IT'S A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT, ALL RIGHT?
GEORGE, I'M GONNA BE BUSY SHOPPING.
CAN YOU STOP BY THE POST OFFICE
AND CHANGE YOUR MOM'S HOME ADDRESS TO HERE?
WHY DON'T I JUST POINT TO THE WANTED POSTER
AND TELL 'EM THAT NUMBER EIGHT SHAVED HER BEARD,
AND SHE'S LIVING WITH US?
CAN'T THEY JUST HOLD HER MAIL, ANGIE?
SHE'S NOT GONNA BE WITH US THAT LONG.
YOUR MOM LOST EVERYTHING.
SHE NEEDS US,
AND WE'RE GONNA BE THERE FOR HER.
I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE HARD,
BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE THE FACT
THAT SHE MAY BE LIVING HERE FOR A LONG, LONG...
TIME.
YEAH, HOW ARE YOU GONNA FACE THAT?
BY THROWING MYSELF IN MY WORK
AND TURNING MY BACK ON MY FAMILY.
THAT'S MINE!
MAN, BENNY'S GOT NO RETIREMENT.
SHE'S NOT GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER.
YOU COULD BE LIVING WITH YOUR MOM FOREVER.
OOH, THAT'S ROUGH.
HEY, FOOL, YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR MOM.
YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO WORK WITH HER.
YOU GOT NO ESCAPE NOW, GEORGE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH BENNY ALL DAY.
BREAKFAST, CARPOOL, WORK, CARPOOL, DINNER.
BREAKFAST, CARPOOL, WORK, CARPOOL, DINNER.
BREAKFAST, CARPOOL, WORK, CARPOOL, DINNER.
I GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I ONLY GOT TO WEDNESDAY,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THURSDAY'S GONNA BE LIKE?
ENOUGH!
THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK OUT.
I LIVED WITH MY MOM FOR 18 YEARS, AND IT WAS HELL.
(snaps fingers)
I'VE GOTTA GET HER AN APARTMENT.
OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT WHAT ANGIE JUST SAID, HUH?
(childish voice) "WHAT ABOUT WHAT ANGIE JUST SAID?"
SO HOW SOON ARE YOU GONNA GET BENNY OUT OF HERE?
I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'S BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING PRETTY TRAUMATIC.
IT'S GONNA TAKE HER AWHILE TO GET BACK ON HER FEET.
MAYBE A MONTH.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
ANGIE'S NIGHTSHIRT FITS ME.
"WANT FRIES"...
"WITH THIS SHAKE?"
THAT'S NOT A SHAKE, VATO. THAT'S AN UNHAPPY MEAL.
(War's "Low Rider" playing)
♪ ALL MY FRIENDS ♪
♪ KNOW THE LOW RIDER ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ THE LOW RIDER ♪
♪ IS A LITTLE HIGHER ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
CARMEN, THIS CAME FOR YOU FROM JASON.
HE'S SO SWEET.
I WONDER WHAT GIFT HE GOT ME.
THIS IS THE PICTURE OF ME I SENT HIM.
OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY.
I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT THAT JASON'S MOVED ON,
BUT THIS SHOULD MAKE IT PRETTY CLEAR.
WHY?
CARMEN, HE'S MOVED ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
HE WON'T RETURN YOUR CALLS, AND NOW HE SENT YOUR GIFT BACK.
WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?
MOM, IT'S SO OBVIOUS WHAT'S GOING ON.
IT IS TO US,
BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON?
JASON'S 3,000 MILES AWAY.
A PICTURE OF ME WOULD JUST MAKE HIM MISS ME MORE.
SWEETHEART,
IF I END UP SLAPPING YOU IN YOUR FACE
IT'S TO HELP YOU, NOT TO HURT YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT US.
WHEN JASON SAID HE'D LOVE ME FOREVER,
HE MEANT FOREVER.
WHEN HE SAID THAT, WAS YOUR SHIRT ON OR OFF?
UPSTAIRS.
GET!
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOM?
SHE'S SMOKING IN THE YARD.
SO, MOM, TELL ME THE TRUTH.
I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A WEEK SINCE YOUR HOUSE BURNED DOWN.
HOW ARE YOU REALLY FEELING?
WELL, HONESTLY--
I KNEW YOU'D BOUNCE BACK. LET'S LOOK FOR APARTMENTS.
WHAT?
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME?
IS THE MOTHER BIRD TRYING TO GET RID OF THE BABY BIRD
WHEN SHE KICKS IT OUT OF THE NEST? NO.
SHE WANTS IT TO GET STRONGER OR DIE TRYING.
DID ANGIE PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
SHE WAS WAY TOO NICE TO ME THIS LAST WEEK.
I'M NOT GONNA SELL OUT MY WIFE,
BUT, YES, SHE'S BEHIND ALL THIS.
I KNEW IT.
COME ON, MOM, REALLY,
HOW LONG DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GONNA STAY?
I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW, MAYBE ENOUGH TIME
TO SAVE SOME MONEY, GET BACK ON MY FEET.
WELL, TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY,
BECAUSE I GOT YOUR PAYCHECK AND I GOT YOU AN ADVANCE.
ALL RIGHT!
(laughs)
OH, THIS IS A LOT OF MONEY.
YEAH, COME ON, GET YOUR STUFF. LET'S LOOK AT APARTMENTS.
SURE, YEAH. WHY NOT?
AND I FOUND A PLACE I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE.
IT'S BY A LIQUOR STORE AND A MEN'S SHELTER.
HUH? *** AND MEN ON THEIR WAY DOWN.
TELL ME THAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HOME, MOM.
HEY, VIC, YOU LIKE YOUR APARTMENT BUILDING, RIGHT?
OH, IT'S FANTASTIC.
THERE IS A GYM, A POOL, AND ALL THE WOMEN
HAVE ROCK-HARD BODIES THAT WERE BUILT FOR THONGS.
THAT'S GREAT, 'CAUSE I'M TAKING MY MOM OVER THERE
TO LOOK AT A STUDIO TODAY.
NO, NO, YOU CANNOT. THERE ARE NO VACANCIES.
BUT I DROPPED BY THIS MORNING. I SAW A SIGN.
BUT DRIVE BY THIS AFTERNOON. IT WON'T BE THERE.
I HAVE TO GO.
COME ON, MOM, WE SAW SOME GREAT APARTMENTS TODAY.
GEORGE, NONE OF 'EM FELT LIKE HOME.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T ADDED YOUR SPECIAL TOUCHES YET.
YOU NEED TO SPILL SOME BEER ON THE CARPET...
PUT SOME CLAW MARKS ON THE HEADBOARD.
MAYBE WE CAN FIND A CHUBBY MEXICAN BOY
YOU CAN IGNORE FOR 18 YEARS.
OH, SORRY, PRINCESS, I DIDN'T FIND ANY APARTMENTS.
YOU'RE STILL STUCK WITH ME.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IT ANYMORE.
GEORGE TOLD ME THAT YOU WANT ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.
YEAH, YOU'RE ALL ABOUT FAMILY.
ALL RIGHT, HEAR ME OUT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GO. I NEED TIME TO THINK.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE HER FEEL WELCOME HERE,
OKAY, I GOT SOMETHING.
OY.
THIS IS MY FAMILY. LET ME HANDLE IT.
WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, WE ALL BECAME ONE FAMILY.
OH!
OKAY, GO AGAIN. I NEED MORE TIME TO THINK.
LOOK, WHEN MY MOM AND DAD CAME HERE FROM CUBA,
THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING BUT THE CLOTHES ON THEIR BACKS.
AND MY UNCLE, WHO HATED MY FATHER,
TOOK THEM IN FOR TWO YEARS
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FAMILIES DO FOR EACH OTHER.
NO, THAT'S WHAT CUBAN FAMILIES DO.
WE'RE MEXICAN.
IF WE DON'T LIKE A RELATIVE, WE DON'T DEAL WITH 'EM.
REMEMBER MY COUSIN TOOTIE?
HE'D SAY, "I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MY DAD IN 17 YEARS."
I'D SAY, "WHERE IS HE?" "HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM."
YOU KNOW,
THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING DEEPER GOING ON WITH YOU.
NO, THERE'S NOT. THERE NEVER IS.
IN 19 YEARS, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY DEEPNESS?
MAYBE IT'S TOUGH SEEING YOUR MOM IN SUCH A VULNERABLE PLACE
BECAUSE THE PARENT IS BECOMING THE CHILD,
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER.
YOU KNOW, YOUR READING IS HURTING OUR MARRIAGE.
WHY DON'T YOU STICK TO THE DIRTY NOVELS?
LOOK...
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS.
I'M PLANNING A BIG WEDDING IN MALIBU.
YOU NEED TO GET OVER YOUR OWN ISSUES
AND MAKE YOUR MOM FEEL WELCOME,
BECAUSE SHE'S STAYING HERE AS LONG AS SHE WANTS TO.
END OF DISCUSSION.
OH...
I TOLD YOU, NOT IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!
HEY, YOU BETTER CALL 9-1-1 'CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED.
WHOO!
YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST I GOT A WOMAN TO YELL AT ME.
BACK BURN!
YEAH.
DONE.
ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU READY TO HIT THE DRIVING RANGE?
YEAH, LET ME GET MY CLUBS.
I JUST NEED TO GIVE YOUR MAMA A MESSAGE FROM BIG JIMMY.
BIG JIMMY BRISCOE THE ***?
YEAH. I SAW HIM AT THIRSTY'S LAST NIGHT.
HE SAID YOUR MOM CAN'T SIGN OVER HER PAYCHECK.
HE'LL ONLY TAKE CASH.
(sports event playing on TV)
HOW'S THE GAME, MOM?
OH, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU ROOTIN' FOR ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?
UH-UH. I DON'T REALLY CARE.
YES! INTERCEPTED! THANK YOU, LORD!
HEY, HEY, HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CHECK IT OUT. IT'S A POKER TOURNAMENT.
MAN, THAT GUY JUST BET ALL HIS CHIPS.
YOU'D HAVE TO BE STUPID TO TAKE THAT KIND OF RISK.
UNLESS HE'S LEECHING OFF HIS SON,
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY REAL EXPENSES.
SO I MADE A BET. BIG DEAL.
HOW COULD YOU GAMBLE, MOM?
I GOT YOU YOUR PAYCHECK. I EVEN GOT YOU AN ADVANCE.
I WENT OUT ON A LIMB FOR YOU.
IT'S MY MONEY, AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
NOT WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN MY HOUSE RENT-FREE.
YOU'RE EATING OUR FOOD. ANGIE'S BUYING YOU CLOTHES.
YOU'RE JUST MOOCHING OFF US.
EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING FUN, OKAY?
BUT MY FREAKIN' HOUSE JUST BURNED DOWN!
SO MAYBE I DID BLOW A LITTLE MONEY,
BUT AS SOON AS THIS KID MAKES THIS FIELD GOAL,
I AM GONNA WIN IT ALL BACK.
CRAP!
WHO MISSES A 20-YARD FIELD GOAL, HUH?!
YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE.
LOOK, I'M SORRY YOU LOST YOUR HOUSE.
BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US.
I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY FOR AN APARTMENT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?
THIS CHECK WILL COVER THE FIRST AND LAST MONTH'S RENT.
AND I HEAR BIG JIMMY BRISCOE'S LOOKING FOR YOU,
SO I'LL THROW AN EXTRA $100 IN FOR A HAT AND A MUSTACHE.
MAYBE JUST A HAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKIN' MONEY.
THERE IS A FLAG ON THE PLAY, AND THERE IS NO WAY
THAT THIS LOSER IS GONNA MISS ANOTHER 20-YARD FIELD GOAL!
CRAP!
WAIT, THERE'S ANOTHER FLAG!
OOH, REALLY?
NO, I'M JUST PLAYING WITH YOUR SICKNESS.
OKAY, CARMEN IS STILL IN DENIAL.
JASON SENT HER GIFT BACK WITH A LETTER DUMPING HER,
AND SHE REFUSES TO ACCEPT IT.
ANGIE, THIS IS A GOOD THING.
EVEN IF IT'S BASED ON A TOTAL LIE, CARMEN'S HAPPY.
IT'S LIKE THE WEEK
YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SPAIN ON OUR HONEYMOON.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
MOM'S WEDDING DRESS ALMOST FITS ME.
IT MUST BE 12:00 BECAUSE "CUCKOO, CUCKOO."
I'M GONNA SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE OUTSIDE,
'CAUSE I'M GONNA HAVE AN OUTDOOR WEDDING.
(whistles)
WOULD YOU PLEASE TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN?
BECAUSE YOU'RE BLUNT,
AND YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.
IT'S THE ONLY GOOD THING I EVER GOT FROM MY MOM.
BE HONEST. DO YOU LIKE THIS DRESS ON ME?
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, HONEY.
BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS LETTER FROM JASON.
OH, IT'S OKAY. HE JUST HAS COLD FEET ABOUT THE MARRIAGE.
THE MAGAZINES SAY IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
LOOK, I'M A GUY, SO I KNOW WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY.
LET ME TRANSLATE IT FOR YOU.
"CARMEN, THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS HURT YOU."
THAT MEANS "HERE COMES THE HURT."
"WE'VE BOTH BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF GROWTH AND CHANGE."
HE'S TIRED OF YOU, AND HE'S MOVING ON.
"BUT WE NEED TO PURSUE OTHER OPPORTUNITIES..."
HE'S MET SOMEONE ELSE.
"AND KEEP OUR MINDS OPEN."
SHE'S BLACK OR ASIAN.
"I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO SAY THIS, BUT IT'S OVER."
IT'S OVER.
(crying) YEAH, BUT I STILL LOVE HIM.
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REALLY OVER.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT HIM?
CARMEN, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN SOME BASEBALL PLAYER
WHO'S ALWAYS GONNA BE ON THE ROAD.
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER GUYS AFTER YOU. YOU'RE A CATCH.
I KNOW. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE HE'S A LITTLE...
(whistles)
I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
WHAT THE HELL?
(hair dryer whirring)
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
I WAS DRYING MY HAIR IN MY LIVING ROOM.
AND NOW I'M STIRRING MY BEANS IN MY KITCHEN.
MOM, YOU CAN'T LIVE IN YOUR CAR.
WELL, YOU KICKED ME OUT.
I GAVE YOU A CHECK FOR AN APARTMENT,
NO, I DID NOT.
I CASHED IT AND LOCKED IT IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, PLEASE,
I'M GOING TO START MY HOUSE
SO I CAN DRY MY UNDERWEAR ON THE ENGINE BLOCK!
OKAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY.
YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY, GEORGE! YOU OWE ME!
I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD. AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO.
YEAH, I REMEMBER YOU LEANING OVER MY CRIB SAYING,
"GOOD NIGHT, MY LITTLE DRUNKEN MISTAKE."
YOU REMEMBER THAT FROM WHEN YOU WERE A BABY?
NO, YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A REAL BED TILL I WAS 7!
I WAS SO CRAMPED IN THERE.
EVERY MORNING, I WOKE UP WITH A DEAD LEG.
I COULD BARELY CATCH THE BUS. I WAS LIKE, "HEY, WAIT UP!"
AFTER YOU LEFT MY HOUSE,
YOU WERE ALIVE AND HEALTHY, OKAY?
I DID MY JOB. AND WHAT KIND OF THANKS DO I GET, HUH?
I GET KICKED TO THE CURB!
HEY, LIVING OUT HERE IS YOUR CHOICE.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GUILT ME INTO LETTING YOU BACK IN THE HOUSE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
WELL, I COULD NEVER MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY.
GO AHEAD, PUT IT UP.
I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME.
(car honks)
THANK YOU! THAT'S HIM!
WHAT?
GOD!
WHERE IS SHE? IN THE LIVING ROOM?
WHAT?!
I KICKED HER OUT BECAUSE SHE WAS GAMBLING.
GEORGE!
DON'T YELL AT ME, ANGIE! I GOTTA PUT OUT MY MOTHER!
THANKS.
HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
WHERE WERE YOU?
I WAS SIPHONING GAS OUT OF THE CHANGS' MINIVAN.
I HEARD THE SIRENS, SO I HID IN THE BUSHES.
DID YOU LEAVE ANOTHER CIGARETTE BURNING IN YOUR CAR?
NO. I'M NOT AN IDIOT!
I PUT THE CIGARETTE ON THE EDGE OF THE ASHTRAY, AND THEN I LEFT.
DID YOU SLAM THE DOOR?
OH, DAMN IT.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE MY RESPECT?
BECAUSE NOW YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING.
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'VE BEEN SERVED.
TELL ME THE MONEY THAT I GAVE YOU
WASN'T IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR MONEY?
THE LAST THING I OWNED IN THIS WORLD JUST BURNED UP
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LET ME LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE!
OH, DON'T BLAME THIS ON ME!
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO THERE?
SIT ON MY BUTT AND STARE AT A TV ALL DAY?
NO.
IT'S DIFFERENT. THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED LIVING ALONE.
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU LET YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE THAT?
YOU KNOW, YOU LIVE ALONE, YOU DIE ALONE.
AND THAT JUST DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE PARTY IT USED TO.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY SCARED.
NO, I AM NOT.
YEAH, YOU ARE.
YOU GOT THE SAME EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE AS YOU DO
WHEN YOU GET AN ENVELOPE FROM THE FREE CLINIC.
FINE, JUST FORGET I SAID ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?
I'M JUST GONNA GRAB THE REST OF MY STUFF
AND GET OUT OF HERE!
OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.
WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST SAY YOU WANTED TO BE AROUND YOUR FAMILY?
MAYBE I WANTED TO AVOID A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS!
FAMILY IS JUST SUPPOSED TO KNOW THINGS, GEORGE.
I MEAN, WHEN YOU WERE CRYING AS A KID,
I DIDN'T ASK YOU WHY YOU WERE CRYING.
I JUST--I HELD YOU.
TOO MUCH?
YEAH, I REMEMBER YOU HOLDING ME, MOM.
YOU WERE USING ME AS A SHIELD TO SPRAY A BEEHIVE.
I WAS ALLERGIC. I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T.
OKAY, I WAS WRONG. I'M SORRY.
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HEAR IN THE HOSPITAL
ALL RIGHT.
YOU THINK I'M A LOUSY MOTHER, AND I DESERVE THIS. FINE.
I'M GONE!
GO.
I'M GOING!
BYE.
DAMN! OOH!
OH, DAMN. TRICK KNEE.
HEY, THERE, MR. SNAIL.
AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT YOUR HOUSE ON YOUR BACK.
ANY ROOM IN THERE FOR ME?
KNOCK IT OFF, MOM. OKAY, YOU CAN LIVE WITH US.
WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, GEORGE.
YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED OF FIGHTING WITH YOU.
(squish)
STUPID SNAIL.
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. I'M GOING TO BED.
I'M GONNA CRASH ON THE COUCH.
YOU KNOW...
WHEN I CAME OUT HERE TONIGHT, IT WAS THE SECOND TIME IN A WEEK
THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE BURNED ALIVE.
I'M STARTING TO BE OKAY WITH IT.