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Hello and welcome to The Earl and Bob Show.
Wait a minute. You told me that this would be The Bob and Earl Show.
That's the only reason I agreed to do this.
Well, I'm outta here.
Bob. Bob!
Dammit Charles. Come back! Never. I'll be back.
Dammit Earl.
Come on.
We've got a show to shoot.
Dammit, this is why I don't work with amateurs. Hello, and welcome back
to the Bob and Earl Show.
This show is about...
what is this show about?
You don't know?
How could you not know?
Dammit, I'm so glad I'm getting paid to be here.
uh... about that...
What about it?
You said we had sponsers. Nobody wants to sponser a one episode show.
Screw this! I'm going back to shooting Man vs Inanimate Object.
This is why we're only filming one episode.
Louis has the right idea:
quitting while we're ahead.
Okay, I'm back.
Don't ask why.
Let's just get this crap over with. That's the spirit!
So what now?
Well why don't we start off with you two telling us about yourselves? Alright Bob, you start.
I am Bob...
that's all you need to know... for now.
C'mon Bob, the audience wants to know.
There will be another time for that,
When Bob is the Supreme Overlord of the Universe.
Everyone will know all there is to know about Bob.
School curriculum will change,
and instruct children about their Beneficent Tyrant, Bob.
Well um, good luck with that.
Bob doesn't rely on superstition.
So does this mean I'm not getting paid either?
So you're going to go back and finish the show.
Why?
Because I said so.
That's not a good enough reason.
If you don't come back, I'm going to show up to your house every night.
And every night, I'm going to be wearing less and less clothing. Okay okay, I'll come back!
Just... I'll come back.