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THIS IS SAFE, RIGHT?
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO GET HURT.
THAT GORILLA ZABINSKI'S BEEN STEALING OUR PAPER
EVERY DAY FOR 2 MONTHS.
HE'S LUCKY THIS IS ALL WE'RE DOING.
BUT DOESN'T IT BLOW UP?
IT'S A LITTLE POOF.
F BANKS PUT ON MONEY.
JUST BLOWS A LITTLE BLUE VEGETABLE DYE ON YOU.
COMES OFF IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
OK, ZABINSKI.
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT.
HONEY, YOU'RE SURE IT'S ZABINSKI, RIGHT?
IT'S GOTTA BE. HE'S THE ONLY ONE ON THE FLOOR
WHO DOESN'T GET A PAPER,
YET HE'S ALWAYS UP ON CURRENT EVENTS.
DANTE, YOU'RE NOT TO TEACH THIS TO WILL.
HE TAUGHT ME!
FOOTSTEPS.
THIS IS MAKING ME NERVOUS.
IT'S CALLED THE RUSH.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
THAT DID NOT SOUND LIKE A LARGE POLISH MAN.
MRS. ROSS!
YOU WERE STEALING OUR PAPER?
WHAT DID YOU DIVORCED PEOPLE DO TO ME?!
WE CAUGHT YOU! THAT'S WHAT WE DID!
WELL, LOOK AT ME!
OH, IT'S JUST VEGETABLE DYE
TO MARK YOU AS THE THIEF.
I'M SUING YOU, FARRELL!
WHAT?!
MRS. ROSS, WAIT!
[DOOR CLOSES]
SHE'S NOT REALLY GOING TO SUE US, IS SHE?
NO! SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE NERVE.
WELL, SHE MUST HAVE SOME NERVE.
SHE TOOK THE PAPER AGAIN.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
I'VE GOT THE PAPERS RIGHT HERE.
WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
SOME LAWYER. MRS. ROSS IS SUING US.
"AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, PAIN AND SUFFERING,
LOSS OF INCOME"?
ARE WE GONNA BE POOR AGAIN?
AND GET THIS.
SHE WANTS US TO PAY FOR HER DRY CLEANING.
CHANGE THAT STUPID HOUSE DRESS.
GET THIS. MRS. ROSS STOLE
MY SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE.
SHE'S INSANE! NOW SHE'S STEALING MAGAZINES!
WELL, MAYBE SHE WAS CONFUSED.
MAYBE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS 1917.
THANK YOU. I'LL BE THERE AT 4:00.
OK. I'VE GOT ANOTHER CALL.
HELLO?
YEAH. SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
I'LL NEED ANOTHER CLUE.
BIG PAIN IN THE BUTT, VERY INTRUSIVE.
MORE, MORE.
HE'S THE ONE WHO OWNS A TIE.
OH.
HI, SHELDON.
ACTUALLY, NICOLE, I TOOK YOUR SEVENTEEN,
NOT MRS. ROSS.
YOU TOOK MY SEVENTEEN?
IT HAD THAT CLARE DANES AT HOME THING.
WELL, I WANT IT BACK.
I BETTER GET YOU Y.
SHELDON, YOU PROMISED SARAH THIS TRIP TO BOSTON.
NO! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH
YOU'VE STOOD HER UP.
YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS.
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO HER, AS USUAL.
BYE.
ABSENTEE DAD STRIKES AGAIN?
HE'S WORKING ON A BIG MERGER,
SO HE CAN'T TAKE SARAH FOR THE WEEKEND.
HOW DOES THAT GUY LIVE WITH HIMSELF?
WELL, NO ONE ELSE WILL.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE!
SHELDON WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP SARAH FROM HER TRUMPET LESSON.
I'LL DO IT. I CAN SWING BY ON THE WAY TO THE LAWYER'S.
OH...YOU KNOW, ON THE SURFACE,
YOU MAY BE A GUY WHO SPRAY-PAINTS OLD LADIES BLUE,
BUT UNDERNEATH, YOU'RE A PRINCE.
ACTUALLY, I PREFER "THE HUSBAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE."
MY DAD'S A GREEDY, UNCARING, LYING JERK,
AND I WISH HE'D GET HIT BY A BUS.
OH, SEE, WHEN I SAID, "LET IT ALL OUT,"
I MEANT, "SAY HOW YOU FEEL,"
BUT I WAS HOPING YOU'D KEEP BUSES OUT OF IT.
I WISH HE WASN'T MY DAD.
OH, COME ON, HONEY, HE LOVES YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT HE'S A VERY IMPORTANT MAN
WITH A LOT OF OBLIGATIONS
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DEPENDING ON HIM.
YOU NEVER BREAK YOUR PROMISES.
WELL, I'M BLESSED WITH BEING NO ONE IMPORTANT.
AT MY PEAK, I'M UTTERLY INSIGNIFICANT. HA HA!
NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE GREAT.
TRYING.
I KNOW, I KNOW! IT'S NONSTOP GREATNESS!
I CAN'T CONTROL IT! THE MADNESS! OHH!
WOW.
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN USUALLY GETS A SMILE.
HEY...
HOW ABOUT THIS? AFTER THE LAWYER'S,
WE STOP BY THE ICE-CREAM PLACE ON 55th
AND SEE WHO CAN GET SICK FIRST.
YOU ALWA
I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET-- ICE CREAM MAKES ME SICK.
HA HA!
[PLAYING OFF-KEY]
HEY!
YOU!
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOI
PRACTICING MY TRUMPET.
OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M PRACTICING, TOO.
SORRY.
ANYWAY, YOU WAITING FOR SOMEBODY OR WHAT?
Y STEPFATHER. G SUED.
HE ***-TRAPPED A NEWSPAPER
AND TURNED AN OLD LADY'S FACE BLUE.
YEAH, WELL, IT HAPPENS.
LISTEN, JUST KEEP IT DOWN, OK?
HEY, EXCUSE ME.
WHAT?
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SOME BUSINESS FOR YOU.
I TAKE IT YOU WANNA SUE YOUR TRUMPET TEACHER?
NO.
LOOK, HONEY, I'M REALLY KIND OF BUSY RIG
NOW.
PLUS, A TOPNOTCH LITIGATOR LIKE MYSELF
IS PRETTY EXPENSIVE.
I KNOW, BUT I HAVE A $750,000 TRUST FUND,
AND I THINK I OWN THE BUILDING ACROSS THE STREET.
LEO BUSKIN, ESQUIRE.
SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
I'D LIKE TO DISOWN MY FATHER.
I'M SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION.
THEY WANT A CUSTODY BATTLE? THEY'LL GET ONE.
SHELDON, CALM DOWN.
YOU'LL VOMIT ON YOUR NEW OVERCOAT.
I CAN'T CALM DOWN.
MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO DISOWN ME.
I SWEAR, STEPHANIE, IF JACK IS BEHIND--
WHY DID YOU EVER MARRY HIM?
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT STORY RIGHT NOW, PUMPKIN.
HEY, GUYS.
HI.
ARE YOUR MOTHER AND DAD HOME?
YEAH. SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU GUYS DOWN?
ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
HEY, HONEY, WHERE WERE YOU?
OH, DOWN THE HALL AT MRS. ROSS'.
CARLY, S THE ENEM
I KNOW. I JUST THOUGHT I COULD REASON WITH HER.
AND?
IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD.
SHE SAID ANYTHING SHE HAD TO SAY,
SHE'D SAY THROUGH THE MAIL.
I'M TELLING YOU, THAT CALL FROM MY ATTORNEY REALLY WORKED.
WE'VE GOT OLD LADY ROSS RUNNING SCARED.
THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE FOR A WOMAN WHO USES A WALKER.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
STOP.
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, BUT YOU HAVE SOME SCHMUTZ.
HI.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS, JACK.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SARAH DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE HER FATHER ANYMORE.
WHAT?
I'M SUPPOSED TO SIGN THESE PAPERS
E
ME?
OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
SHELDON...THE COAT.
I DID NOT! I WOULD NEVER THAT!
THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE YOU CAME ON THE SCENE.
WELL, MAYBE SHE NEVER GOT THIS MUCH ATTENTION BEFORE.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? ARE YOU SAYING I'M A BAD FATHER?
HE'S NOT
YOU'RE NOT, ARE YOU?
OK, OK, EVERYBODY TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT?
SARAH, CAN YOU COME OUT HERE, PLEASE?
SHELDON, WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
HE'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
Carly: SHELDON!
LISTEN, YOU--
JACK!
OH, MY GOD.
GUYS, YOU REALLY NEED TO SETTLE THIS.
HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE ***-TRAPPED THE MAIL.
SHE'S GOING AFTER OUR KIDS NOW!
I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!
SHELDON!
DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
OH, YEAH. UH...
IT'S OK. CARLY, YOU DEAL WITH THIS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF WILL.
OH, THANKS, STEPH.
COME ON, BLUE BOY.
I'M SURE WE CAN GET IT ALL OFF.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
OH...MAYBE A LITTLE ONE.
HEY, HONEY.
HELLO.
SARAH, WE WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE LEGAL ACTION.
SAYS THAT TO BE ORE
AND YOU WANT TO HAVE JACK ADOPT YOU.
DO YOU KNOW THAT IT SAYS THAT?
YES. I HAVE THE ORIGINAL.
Jack: HONEY, LISTEN,
I AM REALLY, REALLY FLATTERED AND EVERYTHING,
BUT THIS IS...
THIS IS BIG.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY DAD?
YEAH, BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT NOW IS, YOU KNOW,
THAT YOU HAVE TWO DADS.
YOU HAVE STEPDAD,
AND THEN YOU HAVE, UH... YOU HAVE...
YOU HAVE DAD-DAD.
STEP IN ANYTIME, MOM-MOM.
UH, SARAH, LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE UPSET WITH YOUR DAD,
AND YOU HAVE EVERY REASON TO BE,
BUT HE'S HERE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
AND BECAUSE HE WAS SUBPOENAED.
HONEY, LET ME MAKE IT BETTER.
LOOK, STEPHANIE AND I ARE FLYING TO PARIS TONIGHT FOR MY MERGER,
AND I WANT YOU TO COME ALONG.
LOOK, I EVEN HAVE A TICKET FOR YOU.
THAT'S HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO COME.
COME ON, SWEETHEART, THE PLANE LEAVES IN A FEW HOURS.
WE CAN STOP AND GET SOME ICE CREAM ON THE WAY.
I'M NOT GOING TO FRANCE,
AND JACK ALREADY BOUGHT ME ICE CREAM.
OH, WHAT DO YOU DO, STUFF HER FULL OF ICE CREAM
SO SHE FORGETS WHO I AM?
HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BE A TERRIFIC STEPFATHER.
WELL, I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS RIGHT
BECAUSE I'M HER REAL FATHER,
AND SHE'S MY REAL DAUGHTER.
ISN'T
OK.
THERE'S A HANDBOOK?
OH, WELL, A LOT OF THIS IS MY FAULT.
I LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS.
WELL, I DON'T HELP MATTERS MUCH.
I COME ALONG, AND I'M JUST SO DAMN WONDERFUL.
SHE WON'T TALK TO ME WITHOUT HER LAWYER PRESENT.
I'LL TALK TO HER.
LISTEN, I CAN PROBABLY GET SARAH OFF THIS,
BUT IT'S POINTLESS UNLESS HE CHANGES.
OH, LEAVE HIM TO ME.
WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH SHELDON,
HE'LL BE FATHER OF THE YEAR...
IF THEY DON'T HAVE THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION.
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS.
THERE'S COLD CREAM AND VASELINE UNDER THERE.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, THE BLUE'S ALMOST COMPLETELY OFF.
SO ARE HIS EYEBROWS.
SHE'S EXAGGERATING...
BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP HIM HOME FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
THIS IS ALL VERY IMPRESSIVE.
LEO MAY BE ***, BUT HE KNOWS HIS STUFF.
LIKE
O.
EVERY MOTHER SHOULD KNOW HER DAUGHTER'S ATTORNEY.
YOU'LL MEET HIM AT THE HEARING.
SO YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?
WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED FROM YOU, MOM,
YOU CAN ONLY LET A MAN PUSH YOU SO FAR
BEFORE YOU HAVE TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION.
HOW DOES A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL EVER GET IT INTO HER HEAD
TO FILE A LAWSUIT?
YOU PUSHED HER TOO FAR.
I MAY HAVE MISSED AN APPOINTMENT OR TWO--
THEY'RE APPOINTM
WHEN THEY'RE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.
DAMN IT, JACK, DON'T MAKE ME SAY "PLAYDATE."
SHELDON--
AND FOR THE RECORD,
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THAT TERRIBLE A FATHER.
SHE'S NEVER GONNA HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY,
SHE'S BEEN ALL OVER THE W?ILD,
AND BY GOD, I'VE GIVEN HER PONIES
LIKE OTHER KIDS GET GOLDFISH.
YES, BUT THEY DON'T GO DOWN THE TOILET AS EASY.
SHELDON, ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS BUSINESS.
YOU GOTTA MAKE HER A PRIORITY.
SHE IS A PRIORITY.
SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL HIM MYSELF.
SHE'S MY BABY. SHE'S MY PRIDE AND JOY.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
WHAT?
IF WE'RE GOING TO TALK PRIORITIES,
LET'S NOT BE INTERRUPTED.
[PAGER BEEPING]
AHEM.
[WATCH BEEPING]
SHELDON KRAMER IN THE RAW.
ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS BUSINESS.
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM WITHOUT A TIE.
WANNA HEAR SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD?
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM WITHOUT A TIE.
HONEY, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.
YES, IT IS.
I DON'T KNOW. DOING THIS TO YOUR DAD
MAY SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA NOW,
BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA FEEL SO GOOD LATER ON.
YES, IT WILL.
WELL, THIS IS YOUR MOM TALKING.
TRUST ME.
I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE LEMONADE IN MEXICO, REMEMBER?
ANYWAY, IF YOU DO THIS NOW, IT'S FOREVER.
WHY CAN'T DAD JUST BE MORE LIKE JACK?
YOUR DAD HAS A LOT OF GREAT QUALITIES.
JUST HAS TROUBLE GETTING TO THEM.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT?
NOW THAT JACK IS IN OUR LIVES,
MAYBE SOME OF JACK WILL RUB OFF ON YOUR DAD.
THINK IT COULD?
JACK'S PRETTY GOOD AT ALL THIS STUFF.
MAYBE HE'LL EVEN GET HIM TO TAKE HIS TIE OFF.
LET'S TAKE IT SLOWLY.
I'M SORRY I SAID YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME.
I'M SORRY I'M SO INSANELY APPEALING.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, SHELDON? YOU COULD BE GOOD AT THIS, TOO.
I KNOW, AND I'M GOING TO START SHOWING UP WHEN I SAY I WILL.
YOU GOTTA DO MORE THAN THAT.
GET INVOLVED.
WHAT IS SHE INTO? WHO ARE HER FRIENDS?
WHO ARE HER TEACHERS?
MY ASSISTANT PUTS THAT IN THE WEEKLY REPORT.
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GET TO IT.
WELL, GET TO IT!
AND IT'S MORE THAN THAT. YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO HER.
YOU GOTTA GET INSIDE HER HEAD.
MM-HMM.
ESPECIALLY NOW. SHE'S ALMOST A TEENAGER.
MAN, THAT IS WHEN IT GETS REALLY HARD.
IT DOES?
YEAH. I'M GOING THROUGH IT WITH NICOLE RIGHT NOW.
BOYFRIENDS AND DRIVING, SEX AND DRUGS.
IT'S ALL OUT THERE, MAN, AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU GOTTA BE TOTALLY CLUED IN
BECAUSE ONE WRONG STEP, ONE BAD DECISION,
AND YOU GOT A PREGNANT RUNAWAY IN A STOLEN CAR
WITH A GUY NAMED CHEEC WHO SAYS HE WON'T MARRY HER.
WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
YOU GOTTA BE THERE EMOTIONALLY.
YOU'RE RIGHT, JACK.
EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS RIGHT.
GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU'RE GETTING IT.
I KNOW I CAN'T DO IT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SIGNING THE PAPERS. I WANT YOU TO BE HER.
NO, NO, NO,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR SARAH.
I CAN'T KEEP HER FROM CHEECH. YOU CAN!
NO! FORGET CHEECH!
THERE IS NO CHEECH!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HE WANTS ME TO BE SARAH'S FATHER.
WHAT?
WE'RE LEAVING.
NO, NO, WAIT! WHOA! TAKE SARAH TO PARIS.
NO. A CL
IT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR SARAH.
I WANT YOU TO BE HER FATHER.
ERS
Stephanie: SHELDON!
CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE? I'M HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING.
LOOSEN YOUR TIE.
NO!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
YOU'VE GOT TO GET HIM TO CHANGE HIS MIND
BEFORE YOU GET BACK FROM PARIS.
SARAH CAN NEVER KNOW ABOUT THIS.
LEAVE IT TO ME.
URRRGH!
CHEECH!
WHY CHEECH?
CRISIS SOLVED.
WHAT?
SHE'S GOING TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.
SHE'S GONNA GO TO PARIS.
OH, UH, NO. THEY ALREADY LEFT.
OK. WE'LL CATCH 'EM AT THE AIRPORT.
NO! WE CAN'T GO TO THE AIRPORT. WE CAN'T.
SARAH CAN'T SEE SHELDON.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE, UH...
I THINK I JUST TALKED HIM OUT OF BEING HER FATHER.
ALL SET.
[SIGHS]
BOY, IS DAD GONNA BE SURPRISED
WHEN I GET TO THE AIRPORT.
YEAH.
OH, HE'S GONNA BE THRILLED TO HAVE HIS LITTLE GIRL IN PARIS.
THINK WE'LL GET THERE IN TIME?
I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE DAMN CITY
THERE'S NO BRIDGE TRAFFIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT, JACK? I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
WHEN WE GET TO THE AIRPORT,
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE SARAH TO THE GIFT SHOP FOR SOME GUM AND STUFF,
GATE HINGS OUT
OUT
OH, NO. YOU DO THE GUM, AND I'LL HANDLE THE OTHER STUFF.
SHOULDN'T I STRAIGHTEN STUFF OUT WITH DAD, TOO?
AFTER I STRAIGHTEN, YOU STRAIGHTEN.
WHEN DO I STRAIGHTEN?
YOU JUST DO THE GUM.
CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT SARAH'S DOING TO SHELDON?
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
WELL, SURE, IT'S A CRY FOR HELP, BUT STILL...
[MUMBLING]
OK, NOW YOU JUST SOUND STUPID.
P.A.: FLIGHT 902, NONSTOP SERVICE TO PARIS,
NOW IN ITS FINAL BOARDING STAGE.
SENGERS NBOARD.
EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU TELL ME IF SHELDON KRAMER'S BOARDED YET?
JUST A MOMENT. I'LL CHECK.
EXCUSE ME, FOLKS!
FIRST CLASS. MAKE WAY.
STEPHANIE!
STEPHANIE.
CARLY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE'S SHELDON?
OH, HE'S ALREADY ONBOARD.
I STOPPED FOR SOME MAGAZINES
I NEED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT SARAH.
I KNOW. HE'S A MESS. I'VE BEEN TRYING--
GIVE ME YOUR BOARDING PASS.
WHAT?
I NEED YOUR BOARDING PASS TO GET ON THE PLANE.
THEY'LL NEVER LET YOU. THEY'LL KNOW YOU'RE NOT ME.
I'M A CELEBRITY.
GIVE IT A SHOT.
YOU CAN GO NOW.
OH!
THANKS.
SHELDON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
LISTEN TO ME. SARAH'S OK NOW.
SHE WANTS TO GO TO PARIS.
REALLY?
YEAH. SHE'S WAITING AT THE GATE.
ALL THAT LEGAL STUFF WAS JUST TO SCARE YOU.
NO. I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. THIS IS BEST FOR SARAH.
SHELDON!
SORRY, MA'AM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SEAT.
WHAT?
SO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.
LL,
ALL PASSENGERS SHOULD NOW BE ONBOARD.
SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING ON THE PLANE NOW?
DING CALL
HING.
IT'S JUST TO SCARE AWAY THE TERRORISTS.
JACK, WE REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING ON THAT PLANE.
I'M SURE CARLY'S GOING TO BE RIGHT OUT,
AS SOON AS SHE'S DONE TALKING TO YOUR DAD.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
HE WANTED ME TO GO TO PARIS, AND I'M HERE.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
NO. NO, NO.
COME ON. LET'S GET ON THE PLANE.
I CAN'T DO IT LIKE JACK. I'LL SCREW IT UP.
I KNOW I WILL. GOD, THERE'S NO AIR IN HERE.
LOOSEN YOUR TIE.
THAT'S OK.
HI. I'M JUST GONNA PUT MY STEPDAUGHTER ON THE PLANE.
I'M SORRY, SIR. TICKETED PASSENGERS ONLY.
WE'LL MAKE SURE SHE GETS TO HER SEAT.
OK, BYE!
REMEMBER...
EVERYBODY LOVES YOU!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT JACK'S WAY.
DO IT YOUR WAY.
I DON'T HAVE A WAY.
YOU'LL HAVE TO FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT.
WE'RE GETTING READY TO PUSH BACK FROM THE GATE.
REMEMBER WHEN SARAH WAS BORN?
YEAH. I WAS LATE FOR THAT, TOO.
NO, YOU WEREN'T. I WAS EARLY.
OOK
WHEN YOU HELD HER FOR THE FIRST TIME.
YEAH. SHE WAS PERFECT.
SHE NEEDED YOU THEN,
AND BELIEVE ME, SHE NEEDS YOU NOW.
I'M JUST NOT SURE I KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
JUST FOLLOW YOUR HEART.
IT'S RIGHT THERE BEHIND YOUR BILLFOLD.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO GET HER.
HERE YOU GO.
DAD?
THERE THEY ARE.
EVERYTHING'S OK.
LISTEN, BEFORE WE GO,
I JUST WANT TO THANK BOTH OF YOU GUYS
FOR OPENING MY EYES.
AND, JACK, IF I CAN BE HALF THE FATHER--
YOU'RE A GREAT FATHER.
I'M A GREAT FATHER? YOU'RE A GREAT FATHER!
OH, YOU'RE BOTH GREAT FATHERS.
UH, WHERE'S SARAH?
I THINK SHE'S ON HER WAY TO PARIS.
WE'RE STILL GREAT FATHERS, RIGHT?
MAKE UP WITH MRS. ROSS.
I'M TIRED OF HAVING A NEIGHBOR WHO HATES US
AND A SON WHO'S AFRAID TO GO OUT.
OH, HE'S FINE.
HE'S GOT HIS SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE.
HE'S HAPPY.
YOUR MALE EGO WON'T LET YOU APOLOGIZE?
THERE'S A PRINCIPLE INVOLVED HERE.
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE A STUBBORN, PIGHEADED MAN
WHO CAN NEVER ADMIT THAT HE'S WRONG.
SO YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THIS PRINCIPLE.
I'LL BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES.
MRS. ROSS, IT'S CARLY DAVIS.
I JUST WANT TO TALK AND SETTLE THIS SILLY THING.
OH, REALLY?
I DO!
HOW DO I KNOW IT'S YOU?
YOU KNOW MY VOICE.
WELL, I CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
STEP IN FRONT OF THE PEEPHOLE.
HI THERE!
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