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(Woman screaming)
Push, push.
Okay, one last push.
Hey Linda, come over here...
look I can make it talk... woop woop woop woop... Oh wait, here it comes.
Congratulations! You have a beautiful baby...
Is that a Cocoa Puff?
No, thats his ***.
Okay.
(making weird noises)
Hahaha
...hahaha
What were you doing in there?
... pooping?
Right, okay Ash, first things first when you learn to drive...
is mirror, signal, maneuver. M.S.M. Okay? Right.
Are you nervous?
Just a little.
Oh, it's perfectly normal, don't worry about it at all.
Just learn to relax. Okay so just breathe...
take things nice and slow. Okay? Slow pace wins the race.
Okay. Jolly good. Just relax.
Just relax.
Good, right. Okay, buckle up.
Ash? Ash. No. Ash. Just, just... just, just, jjjj.
Okay? Okay. Right, ready? (Yes) Start her up.
That's the lights.
Fantastic. Okay...
first things first you need to dip the clutch...
and drop it into gear.
Right. Okay. Ever so slightly on the gas.
Okay, now lift up the clutch until you feel the bite. Do you feel the bite? (I feel the bite) You feel the bite (I feel the bite)
Fantastic!
Okay. Hand brake off...
and here we go.
I think that's enough for today.
It's my Birthday!
That was ***.
(laughing)
I would just like to thank everybody who helped out on this sketch.
I couldn't have done it without them. So, lets bring them in.
Hey, hey and that one... woah, okay.
(laughing)
Curt, James, Nassaar, Nathan, Jason...
whoever else was in it, thank you.
Yeah, lets take a shot (your dirty shot) yeah lets take a shot (dirty dirty dirty)
Drowning your sorrows huh? (Cheers)
To drowning my sorrows, cheers!
Cheers!
Dude, what the hell was that?
Damn, my balls just dropped!
Your balls just dropped?
Finally.
Maybe he'll grow now.
Yeah, borderline midget. (laughs)
(more laughs)