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ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): And the Streamy goes to Reese!
-You're probably wondering how we got here.
-You're probably wondering how we got here.
-Dude, I'm doing the voiceover.
-I wanted to do the-- ow.
-Anyway, you probably wouldn't believe it
even if we told you.
But I'm gonna tell you anyway.
-Really?
That's your great opening?
Ow.
-Yes.
Laundry is all done, great.
All right.
-What's left on the to-do list?
-Let's see, it says get famous.
-Oh, yeah.
We keep putting that off.
-For some reason, I can't really see how that's even
possible to do.
-We should put your nephew in a hot air balloon?
-I don't have a hot air balloon.
Or a nephew.
-You make some good points.
-Oh.
We could make a web series.
Everybody seems to be making--
-Oh.
We could do a web series.
-Great idea.
-We're going to make a greatest web series web show
that's ever been on the web computer.
-Who are you talking to?
-This is my thinking place.
We should put a poster here.
A long one.
China.
-I got it.
Oh, crap.
I'm stuck inside this video game.
-I'm Elder Man, your mentor.
MAN (OFFSCREEN): Boom!
-He-- hello.
-Right?
-No, dude.
That's just like "Legend of Neil."
-Well, fine.
OK?
You wanted something so original, you come up with it.
-I've got it.
Lost it.
Got it.
I'm a con artist.
A thief, my dad's a cop.
My uncle's a mob boss.
Sometimes I talk to my mom's ghost.
Right?
-No.
-Huh?
-No.
That idea's been taken, too.
Why do I have to be the girl?
-You have soft features.
Welcome to a query.
A mercenary popularized in feudal Japan.
Uh, uh, oh.
Hey.
Come on.
We're in love with each other, and you know it.
-Stop hitting on me, Shmabu.
We need to focus on playing this computer game.
-You're right, Schmodex.
And it's called "The
Schmild." -I got it.
(SINGING) I'm singing my blog!
You know?
You make some good points.
We wrote the crap out of that script.
-Freeze frame high five.
You know who we need, though?
Felicia Day.
-Oh, totally.
She's web gold.
Plus I'm in love with her.
-Obsessed with her.
-Right.
-Here's the thing.
Is there a way to find out what she's doing right now?
Streamy Awards start in five hours.
-Hope to see you there, XOXO.
-That means she wants to kiss and hug me, and then kiss and
hug me again.
-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Road trip!
-And product placement.
All right, map.
-Check.
-Tuxedos.
-Check.
-Crappy car.
-Uh, that's a big check.
-A year's supply of Trident Layers gum.
-Why are we taking so much Trident?
-What, are you kidding me?
This stuff comes in handy all the time.
Been paying our rent with it for months.
-What do you do with the cash that I give you?
-Actual Trident.
-Check.
-Check.
-Clipboard.
-Check.
-Let's do this.
-Road trip.
Whoo!
So how far do we have to go?
-Four miles.