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I might be sick. It's gonna be fine. How can you be so confident? We should have spent
more time on this presentation. Relax. What if our classmates just went in there and presented
the next Snuggie or the next ShamWow? All their ideas are gonna be *** anyways. It
doesn't matter about the product as long as our presentation is confident. What do you
mean? We're clearly not prepared. Confidence is the most important thing in business presentations.
Look at Movie 43. They got it green lit. So we just have to be confident? And never break.
It can't seem insincere. Okay. Confidence. All right, back straight, chin up, smile.
Not that big, you're not a serial killer. I think he's ready for us. All right, we're
on. Glasses off. Are you prepared? Prepared to change the world. Okay, whenever you're
ready. Business 101. Let's do this. Introducing the product that's going to change everything.
We've re-imagined everything from the ground up. What do you mean by everything? The world,
society, your life. Green technology. We've realized that it's the most important thing
for 21st century business. What steps do you plan on taking to reduce your carbon footprint?
We're gonna be all around the Earth. Greenly. This product uses next generation technology.
We're rewriting history and rewriting the future by changing the present. The future
hasn't been written yet. We're writing it, and rewriting it. It's the next step. This
slide shows our effectiveness with pie charts over time. This looks like a template. Moving
on. Social network marketing. We know we need it and we know we need to use it and that's
what we're doing right now. How are you incorporating the product into your social media? We're
using all of them at the same time, and our product users are connecting with us and we're
connecting with them. It's beautiful. Need I say more? Yes. Four out of five people that
we spoke to agreed to an interview, and that's represented here. The testimonials are amazing.
The last one doesn't have any text. The fifth person declined to an interview, I already
said that. Please listen. So join the revolution. It's going to be huge. Okay, guys, good job.
I do have a question though. What is the product? You. The future. I think we said everything.
Nailed it. Green stuff. Bla bla bla. The future and the past with current present things.