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>> IF YOU WANT THE JUICIEST
GOSSIP IN THE GARDEN STATE,
THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK, 'CAUSE
IT'S TIME FOR NEW JERSEY'S
ONLY TABLOID SHOW, "JRZ."
>> THIS SHOULD BE FUN FOR YOU.
>> WE FOLLOW THE OUTRAGEOUS
ANTICS OF JERSEY'S MOST FAMOUS
STYLISTS, AND NOTHING'S
OFF LIMITS.
>> I'M NOT NERVOUS, BECAUSE
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
>> WHEN THEY GO WILD,
WE FILM THEM.
[ALL SHRIEKING]
>> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!
>> IF THEY'RE OFF THE WALL,
WE'LL SHOW YOU.
>> I'M COMING,
POOR, UNSMOKEY SOULS!
>> WHOA!
>> "JRZ" IS YOUR SOURCE
FOR THE SHOCKING COVERAGE
YOU WON'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSE.
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO DISH
OUT ALL THE DOWN AND DIRTY
GOSSIP.
>> SHE'S A TRASH TALKER.
>> AND REVEAL NEVER BEFORE SEEN
FOOTAGE OF YOUR FAVORITE
STYLISTS.
BECAUSE THIS IS NEW JERSEY'S
ONLY TABLOID, "JRZ."
>> I'M READY, I'M EXCITED,
LET'S GO.
>> COME THIS WAY,
LET'S GET STARTED!
>> LET'S...GO!
>> RE...LAX.
>> ♪ I'M WHAT YOU NEED ♪
>> BIG HAIR, FANCY CLOTHES.
NEW JERSEY STYLISTS ARE ROCK
STARS IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
>> DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE
BON JOVI TONIGHT?
>> YOU LOOK LIKE
FLOCK OF SEAGULLS.
>> THEY'RE NOT JUST JERSEY
CELEBRITIES, THEY'RE JERSEY
ROYALTY.
>> I DON'T MIND IF YOU WANT
TO MAKE THE TIARA EVEN BIGGER.
>> AND JRZ'S CAMERAS ARE
TRACKING THEM 24 HOURS A DAY.
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE A LITTLE
COUPLE SCREWS LOOSE UPSTAIRS.
>> IF OUR CAMERAS WANT TO CATCH
A GLIMPSE OF THESE STYLISTS,
THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE
THAN ANTHONY ROBERT'S SALON
OR THE GATSBY.
>> GO BIG OR YOU GO HOME.
>> WOW.
>> WE'RE NOT HERE TO SEE THEM
CUT HAIR. WE'RE THERE BECAUSE
THESE SALONS ARE FILLED
WITH SCANDAL.
OUR CAMERAS ARE LIKE MAGNETS
TO SCANDAL.
>> HOW DO YOU GET EXCITEMENT
OVER SOMEBODY ELSE'S PAIN?
>> UM, BECAUSE WE'RE A TABLOID
AND THAT'S KIND OF WHAT WE DO?
AND THAT'S WHY OUR CAMERAS ARE
PERMANENTLY STUCK ON TRACY
AND OLIVIA.
>> YOU'RE JUST A BAD PERSON,
AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
>> NOW WHAT?!
>> THERE'S SO MUCH DRAMA BETWEEN
'EM, IT'S LIKE WATCHING
A BROADWAY SHOW.
>> LISTEN, I FEEL LIKE
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING.
>> OUR CAMERAS CAUGHT THEM
TRYING TO WORK IT OUT.
>> WE ABSOLUTELY NEED TO TALK.
ARE YOU SERIOUS IN THERE?
>> AM I SERIOUS WITH WHAT?
>> WITH LIKE CALLING ME OUT
AND BELITTLING ME IN FRONT
OF THE CLIENTS? ARE YOU REALLY
SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
>> I DIDN'T DO THAT.
YOU DID THAT YOURSELF.
>> DID WE SAY WORK IT OUT?
WE MEANT DUKE IT OUT.
IT'S TIME FOR THE RUMBLE
IN THE SUBURBAN JUNGLE.
[BELL RINGS]
IN THIS CORNER, HER HAIR MAY BE
CLOSER TO HEAVEN, BUT CROSS HER
AND YOU'LL BE IN HELL.
IT'S TEASIN' TRACY DeMARCO.
AND IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER,
SHE MAY BE LITTLE, BUT HER VOICE
IS BIG. IT'S SMOKEY EYED "O",
OLIVIA BLOIS SHARPE. FIGHT!
[BELL RINGS]
>> GUESS WHO'S THE ONE WHO CAME
UP WITH GATSBY 2 GO?
WHY DON'T YOU COME UP WITH
THESE IDEAS AND START
YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS?
>> YOU COULDN'T HANDLE [BLEEP]
IF I WASN'T HERE!
>> THEN LEAVE! KNOW WHAT
I'M SICK OF? YOU RIDING
ON MY COATTAILS.
>> OH, GET OFF YOURSELF.
>> GET OFF OF THEM.
>> IT'S ABOUT BEING RESPONSIBLE.
>> WHERE WOULD YOU BE
WITHOUT ME?
>> I WOULD BE ON A DATE
WITH MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW!
>> I'M SICK OF YOU.
>> PLEASE, GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
>> AND THAT'S THE FINAL BELL.
[BELL RING]
A GREAT FIGHT. AND THE SCORES
FROM THE JUDGES ARE IN.
>> WE HAVE A SPLIT DECISION.
>> AND IT'S A DRAW.
>> THANK GOD.
>> THANK GOD IS RIGHT.
>> IT'S JUST A SHAME WE'LL NEVER
GET A REMATCH.
>> EAT SOME MAKE-UP, BECAUSE
YOU ARE SO FRIGGIN' UGLY INSIDE!
>> JUST KIDDING.
"JRZ" CAMERAS FEAST ON SALON
SCANDALS. AND EVEN THOUGH MOST
OWNERS BELIEVE THAT ALL
PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY...
>> IT'S GOOD. PUBLICITY'S
PUBLICITY, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> ACCORDING TO OUR SPIES
AT A.R. SALON, ANTHONY DOESN'T
AGREE. AND THAT'S THE BUCK NAKED
TRUTH.
>> I HAD A MEETING WITH MY
AGENT, AND "PLAYGIRL" IS
INTERESTED IN ME.
>> WHAT?
>> "PLAYGIRL" MAGAZINE?
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S ONE THING TO BE NAKED,
LIKE, AROUND YOUR PEERS,
BUT ANOTHER THING TO BE NAKED
IN FRONT OF AMERICA.
AND PEOPLE WHO SIT HOME
AND ONLY LOOK AT MAGAZINES.
INTENSE.
>> [LAUGHS] GET OUT OF HERE!
>> ARE YOU LYING?
>> I'M SERIOUS.
>> IS THIS A JOKE IN HERE?
IS SOMEONE GOING TO SAY,
APRIL FOOLS!"
>> I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
IF YOU CONSIDER THIS,
YOU CAN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE.
>> ANTHONY HAS A VERY SKEWED
LIST OF WHAT'S OK AND WHAT'S NOT
IN THE SALON. FISTICUFFS, COOL.
>> THEY COULD TEAR EACH OTHER'S
HEADS OFF FOR ALL I CARE.
>> NAKED MEN? NOT COOL.
UNLIKE ANTHONY, "JRZ"
HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH FILLY
POSING FOR "PLAYGIRL."
EXCEPT FOR THE HEALTH HAZARDS
POSED BY TOSSING PIZZA DOUGH
IN THE BUFF.
MUST...NOT...WRITE...
SAUSAGE...JOKE.
ANTHONY WASN'T BULGING--AH,
I MEAN, BUDGING ON HIS STANCE.
>> I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT
THE BEST. WE'RE GOING
TO MISS YOU HERE.
>> YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?
>> AND THE "JRZ" CAMERAS WERE
THERE TO CATCH IT ALL.
>> IN OTHER WORDS, MY SON'S NOT
GOOD ENOUGH TO BE HERE?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
DID MY SON GO OUT AND ROB
A BANK?
>> IF HE'S IN "PLAYGIRL,"
HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE HERE.
>> ARE YOU FOR REAL?
ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME WELL KNOWS,
YOU [BLEEP] WITH ME,
YOU [BLEEP] WITH MY FAMILY,
YOU HURT MY KIDS, IT'S OVER.
I'M DONE. ANTHONY LOMBARDI'S
ROLE IS TO TELL HIS SON
WHAT TO DO. NOT MINE.
SHAME ON YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
YOU ANYMORE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE.
>> AND CATHY WAS OFF FOREVER,
JUST LIKE HER SON'S SHIRT.
SOMETIMES THE "JRZ" CAMERAS FIND
OUT THAT THE DRAMA ISN'T JUST
INSIDE THE SALON.
>> GAYLE IS NOT MY FRIEND.
NOT MY FAMILY. EVERY EVENT
I'VE THROWN, GAYLE HAS COME
AND DISRUPTED.
>> YEAH, CATHY HAS A BIG MOUTH
AND SHE SHOULD LEARN TO KEEP
HER MOUTH SHUT.
>> IT'S BETWEEN 'EM. SOURCES
TOLD "JRZ" THAT WHEN CATHY GOT
IN THE SALON BUSINESS, SHE
DIDN'T TOTALLY LOVE GAYLE.
AND BY SOURCES, WE MEAN CATHY
HERSELF.
>> WHY DID YOUR EMPLOYEES
APPROACH US FOR A JOB? WHY?
>> OBVIOUSLY YOU APPROACHED
THEM.
>> I APPROACHED THEM?
COME NOW, GAYLE.
>> DON'T PLAY STUPID.
>> DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID.
>> I DID, I SAID--
DON'T POINT TO ME.
>> THE BAR IS OVER THERE
AND THE EXIT IS OVER THERE.
DEAL WITH HER. DEAL WITH THEM
OR GET THEM OUT OF HERE.
>> THESE TWO WERE LIKE TRACY
AND OLIVIA, BUT IF THEY WERE
SALON OWNERS. WHICH BEGS
THE QUESTION, WERE THEY
INFLUENCED BY TRACY AND OLIVIA,
OR DID TRACY AND OLIVIA
LEARN FROM THEM?
>> DO ME THE FAVOR
AND [BLEEP] QUIT.
>> A JERSEY VERSION OF THE
CHICKEN AND EGG CONUNDRUM.
[BOCK]
BUT CATHY ISN'T THE ONLY PERSON
GAYLE'S GONE TOE TO TOE WITH.
>> ALEXA.
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M WEARING A GREAT OUTFIT.
I'M WEARING AN OUTFIT
THAT I LOOK FABULOUS IN.
>> YOU LOOK GREAT. I'M NOT
SAYING YOU DON'T. BUT I DON'T
ALLOW THAT IN THE GATSBY.
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOUR LITTLE RULES ARE.
>> SO YOU KNOW WHAT, ALEXA,
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE FOR THE DAY.
>> YEAH, WHY DON'T I.
>> THE "JRZ" PAPS HAVE KEPT BUSY
FOLLOWING THE SAGA BETWEEN
A GLAM FAIRY AND A REDHEADED
GRANDMOTHER.
>> WE'RE RIGHT BACK
TO THE SAME [BLEEP].
>> THERE MAY BE A FAIRY
INVOLVED, BUT THERE IS NO
HAPPILY EVER AFTER
IN JERSEY LAND.
>> I DON'T GET RECOGNIZED
FOR ANYTHING, AND HONESTLY,
I'M SICK OF IT. SO I WANT
NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
GLAM FAIRY AND GATSBY
ARE TWO SEPARATE THINGS.
>> YOU'RE A LITTLE PSYCHOTIC.
>> SPEAKING OF PSYCHOTIC...
>> YOUR [BLEEP] PROBLEM IS
I HAD A [BLEEP] BABY, YOU NEVER
ONCE SAID TO ME, ONCE SAID TO ME
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> AND YOU'RE TALKING TO ME--
>> ONCE!
>> YES, I DID!
>> NO, YOU DID NOT!
>> THE GLAM FAIRY AND GATSBY
WENT TOE TO TOE SO MUCH,
THEY SET A WORLD RECORD FOR MOST
FIGHTS IN JERSEY HISTORY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
[ALL CHEERING]
>> GUINNESS SAID IT--
WORLD RECORD, BABY!
>> ALSO AT THE GATSBY...
>> LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> I FOUND IT IN THE BATHROOM.
>> THE "JRZ" TEAM UNCOVERED
THE MOTHER OF ALL MYSTERIES--
A NINE MONTH LONG WHODUNIT.
SOMEONE WAS HIDING THEIR
PREGNANCY, AND THE CAMERAS
SPOTTED OLIVIA AND MIGUEL
PLAYING SHERLOCK HOLMES
WITH THE TEST.
>> IT'S A PREGNANCY TEST.
>> SOMEONE HERE IS PREGNANT?
>> SOMEBODY HERE IS PREGNANT.
>> WAIT, IS HE HOLDING IT
FROM THE PEE SIDE?
>> THAT'S NOT A BREATHALYZER
TEST, IT'S A PREGNANCY TEST.
THEY PEED ON IT.
>> CAN YOU THROW THIS OUT
FOR ME?
>> I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT!
>> JUST THROW IT OUT.
>> THEY PEED ON IT!
>> JUST FLUSH IT.
>> OHHH!
[MIGUEL SCOFFS]
I THREW IT IN THE TOILET,
IS THAT BAD? I THREW IT IN
THE TOILET. WILL IT FLUSH DOWN?
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> OLIVIA AND MIGUEL PLOTTED
TO FLUSH OUT THE COPULATING
CULPRIT, TAKING A PAGE FROM
SHERLOCK HOLMES:
THE COLLEGE YEARS.
>> IT'S DINNER TIME, AND THERE'S
NO REASON WHY NOT TO TAKE
A SHOT. SO WHOEVER DOES NOT
TAKE THE SHOT IS PREGNANT.
WE'RE ALL TAKING A SHOT
FOR GOOD LUCK.
>> AND WE'RE NOT TAKING NO
FOR AN ANSWER.
>> CHEERS.
>> CHEERS, EVERYBODY.
>> CHEERS.
>> I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
I CAN'T DO IT.
>> WHY?
>> I'M PREGNANT.
>> WATSON AND HOLMES WOULD BE
PROUD...ISH.
>> DORIA!
>> BUT WE AT "JRZ" HEADQUARTERS
KNOW, IN ALL GOOD MYSTERIES,
THERE'S ALWAYS A TWIST INVOLVING
AN OLD LADY AND A SECRET.
>> SO SECRETS AREN'T
A GOOD IDEA?
>> BUT WHAT COULD
THAT SECRET BE?
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN WHY DON'T
CHRISTY TELL YOU THAT
SHE'S PREGNANT.
>> WE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY
ANYTHING IN CASE SHE WAS JUST
DOING A LOT OF EMOTIONAL EATING.
BUT OF ALL THE SALON SCANDALS
THAT "JRZ" HAS FOLLOWED,
NONE HAVE BEEN AS PANT-DROPPING,
EARRING-POPPING, AND ALL-OUT
INSANE AS THE BATTLE THAT LIT UP
OUR TIP LINE--THE TRIANGLE OF
HATE BETWEEN OLIVIA, TRACY
AND GIGI. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
TRACY AND OLIVIA ARE BESTIES.
>> BYE, SWEETHEART.
>> YOU [BLEEP] STUPID [BLEEP].
>> BESTIES IN JERSEY
MEANS BEST ENEMIES.
>> YOU MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE.
>> OH, A PERFECT EXAMPLE
OF CLASS VERSUS TRASH.
>> YEAH, I'M NOT LOOKING LIKE
A TWENTY DOLLAR ***.
>> BUT BEAUTIFUL THESE TWO
TITANS OF TEASE, THERE WAS
ALWAYS SWEET GIGI IN THE MIDDLE.
LITERALLY. LOOK, RIGHT THERE,
IN THE MIDDLE. SHE STOOD
BETWEEN THEM LIKE TAYLOR HAM
BETWEEN TWO SIDES OF A ROLL.
>> PUT SOME CLOTHES ON,
NOT A BANDEAU BRA FROM THE
BEACH, AND THEN COME--
[ALL YELLING]
>> AND THERE SHE IS AGAIN
IN THE MIDDLE.
>> OW!
>> BUT SOMEHOW SHE MANAGED
TO MAINTAIN A FRIENDSHIP
WITH BOTH OF THEM.
>> I MEAN, I'M FRIENDS
WITH BOTH OF THEM.
>> DIDN'T WE JUST SAY THAT?
YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S LIKE
FRIENDS WITH TWO ENEMIES
AND MANAGES TO KEEP
BOTH SIDES HAPPY?
WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
>> I'M NEUTRAL. I STAY LIKE
CIVIL BETWEEN YOU AND HER.
>> SWITZERLAND.
SHE WAS LIKE SWITZERLAND.
BUT THIS IS "JRZ," NOT "SWZ."
>> OH, SCREW ME!
>> AND UNLIKE SWITZERLAND,
THINGS HERE NEVER END
IN NEUTRAL.
[DOORS SLAMMING]
"JRZ" WAS FLOODED WITH TIPS
THAT GIGI'S FRIENDSHIPS WITH
TRACY AND OLIVIA WERE HITTING
SPEED BUMPS.
>> GIGI'S NOT TALKING TO TRACY.
TRACY'S NOT TALKING TO OLIVIA.
MIDWAY THROUGH, I'M LIKE
THINKING ABOUT LIKE HOW GREAT
MY CHEESESTEAK WAS,
BECAUSE I'M JUST...LOST.
>> DON'T WORRY, ANTHONY,
WE CAN CLEAR IT UP FOR YOU WITH
A SIMPLE CHART THAT CLEARLY
SPELLS OUT WHAT HAPPENED
STEP BY STEP. OLIVIA HEARD GIGI
TALKING TRASH ABOUT TRACY BEHIND
HER BACK. SO OLIVIA STOPPED
TALKING TO GIGI. AND EVEN FELT
KIND OF BAD FOR TRACY. BUT SINCE
OLIVIA AND TRACY DON'T LIKE EACH
OTHER, AND OLIVIA STOPPED
TALKING TO GIGI, AND GIGI WAS
PRETENDING TO BE TRACY'S
FRIEND--WAIT, THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE SIMPLE AND HELPFUL.
BUT NOW IT'S JUST A CONFUSING
MESS. LET ME MAKE THIS EVEN
EASIER--THEY ALL DON'T LIKE EACH
OTHER RIGHT NOW.
>> I NEVER ONCE SAID [BLEEP]
ABOUT YOU.
>> OK, BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT WHEN I HEAR THAT YOU'RE
TALKING [BLEEP] ABOUT ME
TO TRACY, WHY THE [BLEEP]
WOULDN'T I BELIEVE IT?
>> I [BLEEP] LOVE YOU LIKE
A SISTER. YOU JUST FLAT LEFT ME!
>> BUT YOU DID THE SAME THING
TO TRACY!
>> YOU AND ME--PIN ME
TO THE [BLEEP] CROSS!
>> WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES
TO BEAR, GIGI, AND YOURS
IS COMING CLEAN TO TRACY.
>> TRACY, I FEEL SO BAD
FOR YOU.
>> I REALLY DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE LIKE THAT.
>> LIKE WHAT?
I'M TELLING YOU STRAIGHT UP!
>> YOU'RE SUCH A FAKE ***,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
>> NO, YOU'RE A FAKE ***.
>> YOU'RE SUCH A PSYCHO!
>> PSYCHO. STRONG WORDS
FROM A WOMAN WHO BELIEVES THIS.
>> LET'S NOT JOKE ABOUT LATIN.
LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THE LANGUAGE.
WHENEVER YOU SEE AN EXORCISM
MOVIE, THEY'RE ALWAYS
SPEAKING LATIN.
>> IT'S THE ROOT OF LANGUAGE.
>> THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL,
IS WHAT IT IS.
>> YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER,
GIANELLE.
>> YOUR MOTHER'S A GOOD WOMAN.
SHE DESERVES--SHE DESERVES--
>> OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH
A BAD--
>> SHE DESERVES, SHE DESERVES,
SHE DESERVES, SHE DESERVES,
SHE DESERVES...
>> WHAT DOES SHE DESERVE, GIGI?
SPIT IT OUT!
>> TO BE A PART OF IT. I CAN'T
EVEN BEAR IT ANYMORE. SO SAD.
>> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS
DISGUSTING. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME.
>> AFTER SUCH A BIG BLOWOUT,
ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS--
>> WHERE DID I PARK?
>> NO, NOT THAT QUESTION.
THE REAL QUESTION.
>> YOU CAN TAKE A SEAT
ON THE COUCH. JUST GOT
TO WAIT FOR TRACY.
>> HOW ARE THESE THREE GOING
TO WORK IT OUT?
>> COME IN.
>> HEY.
>> HEY.
>> WAIT, ARE THEY SITTING DOWN
AND TALKING THROUGH THEIR
FEELINGS LIKE CIVILIZED ADULTS?
>> I SAID THAT I WOULD DO THIS,
AND THE ONLY REASON IS BECAUSE
I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.
SO I'M GETTING IT ALL OUT THERE.
>> BORING.
>> WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO LIKE
HIT ME OR SOMETHING?
>> YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVEN'T HIT
YOU, TO BE HONEST.
>> NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS
WITH YOUR FISTS.
ASIDE FROM SCANDAL, GOSSIP
AND DRAMA, JERSEY FOLK HAVE
CERTAINLY CONTRIBUTED A LOT
TO THE WORLD OVER THE LAST
225 YEARS.
>> IT HAPPENED IN NEW JERSEY!
>> GARDEN STATERS MAY SEEM LIKE
THEY LIVE IN THE PAST,
BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR SIGNS ABOUT THE FUTURE.
>> YOU NEED TO STOP LIVING
IN 1979.
>> AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE SERVING
UP SOME ASTROLOGY, "JRZ" STYLE.
FIRST UP, SAGITTARIUS.
>> NEW JERSEY BECAME A STATE
ON DECEMBER 18th, 1787.
>> NEW JERSEY'S A SAGITTARIUS.
>> OK, COOL.
>> MUCH LIKE THIS GREAT STATE'S
SAGITTARIANS, OTHERS MAY
QUESTION YOUR OUTRAGEOUS WAYS.
BUT HOLD ON TO YOUR BELIEFS,
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU
SPECIAL.
>> SAY LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE
SAGITTARIUS' FOR SOME REASON.
OR LIKE THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE.
THEY HAVE NO IDEA AND DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T LIKE
THEM, AND THEY JUST GO ON
THEIR MERRY LITTLE WAY.
NEW JERSEY, I FEEL LIKE ALL
THE OTHER STATES KIND OF HATE ON
US AND JUST LIKE MAKE FUN OF US.
AND WE'RE JUST LIKE, WHATEVER,
WE'RE COOL, WE'RE THE BEST,
SCREW YOU, YOU KNOW.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. SAY SCREW YOU
TO ALL THE OTHER SIGNS
OUT THERE.
>> I KNEW I LIKED LIVING
IN JERSEY.
>> FROM EVERYDAY LOOKS
TO THE RED CARPET, JERSEY
FASHION RULES THE "JRZ"
FRONT PAGE.
>> ARGYLE SOCKS?
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A GRANDPA.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT MY GRANDPA DIDN'T
LOOK LIKE THAT.
>> YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BRA,
EITHER.
>> YES, I AM.
>> REALLY?
>> OH, NO, MY NIPPLES ARE OUT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> BUT MY GRANDPA WOULDN'T BE
CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT
HIS MANSIERE.
JERSEY'S A SELF-PROCLAIMED
FASHION CAPITAL OF THE WORLD,
AND THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S
NOTHING THEY HATE MORE THAN
LOOKING LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE.
>> IS THAT LIKE LOOKING INTO
A MIRROR, WHEN YOU SIT ACROSS
FROM KARL?
LIKE, DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT
TO PUT YOUR HAND UP AND SEE
WHAT HAPPENS?
>> LIKE A REALLY GOOD LOOKING
MIRROR.
>> NO, IT'S LIKE--YEAH.
OH, THAT'S CREEPY. OH, THAT'S
FREAKING ME OUT. OOH.
JERSEY STYLE IS ALL ABOUT BEING
BIG AND BOLD AND OVER THE TOP.
>> NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE TREND
THESE JERSEY GIRLS SET,
THE WORLD WILL FOLLOW.
AND OUR CAMERAS CATCH THESE
STYLISTS SETTING TRENDS EVERY
DAY OF THE WEEK. THE BIGGEST
TRENDSETTER OF ALL? IT'S OLIVIA.
>> HONESTLY, I GOT
TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK.
>> SHE'S GONE
FROM WILLY WONKA...
>> I LOOK LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA.
>> TO SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.
>> SOMETHING ABOUT SITTING
IN A COFFEE SHOP WITH YOU
DRESSED LIKE KURT COBAIN,
IT'S JUST SO NINETIES RIGHT NOW.
YOU LOOK VERY GRUNGE RIGHT NOW
SITTING IN THE COFFEE SHOP.
>> AND THERE'S A REASON
FOR THE CHANGE.
>> I REALLY WON'T WEAR ANYTHING
MORE THAN ONCE. SO I HAVE
TO PICK SOMETHING THAT I CAN
DEAL WITH NOT BEING ABLE
TO WEAR AGAIN.
>> SHE'S PULLED OFF LOOKS THAT
FEW WOULD EVER TRY.
FROM GARBAGE CHIC...
>> I LOOK LIKE LADY GAGA
GOING TO PROM!
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> SHE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE
A CHARACTER ON "YO GABBA GABBA."
>> TO THE DARK ANGEL...
>> SHE LOOKS LIKE FREAKING
SOMETHING FROM "ROCKY HORROR
PICTURE SHOW."
>> TO THE REAL DARK ANGEL,
DEATH. WHICH FRIGHTENED SOME.
>> SHE'S EVIL.
THAT'S THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
>> BUT THERE IS A LIMIT
TO WHAT SHE WILL WEAR.
>> I FEEL LIKE BEETLEJUICE
IN THIS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I THINK IT DEFINITELY LOOKS
LIKE BEETLEJUICE.
IT LOOKS LIKE A REFEREE.
>> ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT
CHANGES OLIVIA'S GONE THROUGH?
SHE WENT FROM COMMANDO TO ALWAYS
WEARING HER UNDERWEARS.
>> I FEEL LIKE EMPTY
WITHOUT UNDERWEAR.
>> ME, TOO.
>> BECAUSE OUR CAMERAS SEE MORE
THAN YOU THINK.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE UNDER?
BE CAREFUL.
GIVING THEM A THRILL.
>> THE EASIEST WAY TO FOOL JRZ'S
CAMERAS--CHANGE UP YOUR HAIR
COLOR. IT'S LIKE SPY 101.
>> WHAT KIND OF LOOK ARE YOU
GOING--THINK ABOUT GOING FOR?
>> I WANT PINK IN MY HAIR,
LIKE SOMETHING FUNKY.
>> OH, YOU'RE FUN.
>> THE MASTER OF DISGUISE
IS ONE TRACY DeMARCO.
TO HIDE FROM JRZ'S CAMERAS,
SHE'S BEEN EVERYTHING FROM
BLONDE BOMBSHELL TO BLACK
BEAUTY.
>> THIS IS MAHOGANY, OK?
SO GET IT STRAIGHT, PLEASE.
>> FINE. MAHOGANY MADAME.
BUT WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH BLACK?
>> IF I WANTED TO HAVE A ZERO
PIGMENT HAIR COLOR, I WOULD HAVE
GONE JET BLACK. I'LL NEVER DO
THAT, 'CAUSE THAT'S STRAIGHT
TRASH.
>> SO BLACK IS STRAIGHT TRASH
BUT BLONDE AND BROWN
AT THE SAME TIME IS PURE CLASS?
>> YOU REALLY SHOULD SHUT
THE [BLEEP] UP AND WALK AWAY.
>> RUN, RUN, RUN!
BUT THE "JRZ" CELEB TO GO
THROUGH THE MOST RADICAL
TRANSFORMATION IS GIGI.
>> I FEEL LIKE A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT PERSON.
>> BUT IT WASN'T HER FASHION
OR HAIR. SHE FOCUSED ON HER
DIET, MAKING THE POUNDS
MELT AWAY.
GIGI'S DOWN 260 L.B.
>> I LOST ABOUT 90 POUNDS.
>> REALLY?
>> YES.
>> THE FIRST 90 CAME THROUGH
DIET AND EXERCISE.
BUT THAT LAST 170 WAS HARD
TO DUMP.
>> I JUST, UH, I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOU.
>> GIGI KNOWS THAT THE HARDEST
PART OF DIETING IS MANAGING
CRAVINGS. AND SHE MAY BE CRAVING
SOMETHING ITALIAN.
>> I LIKE MOZZARELLA.
>> ANYTHING ELSE?
>> VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE, HUH?
>> NO, NOT WHAT WE WERE
THINKING.
IN THE STATE WITH THE MOST MALLS
PER SQUARE MILE...
>> THERE'S A FABULOUS MALL
IN ATLANTIC CITY.
>> YOU'D THINK THERE'S PLENTY
OF OUTFITS TO GO AROUND.
BUT HOW WRONG YOU WOULD BE.
>> OH. UM...I ACTUALLY GRABBED
THE SAME SHIRT.
>> THAT'S WEIRD THAT WE BOTH DID
THAT. I THINK WE'RE LIKE
SPENDING A LITTLE TOO MUCH
TIME TOGETHER.
>> LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE,
TRACY AND OLIVIA ARE NOW
DRESSING THE SAME.
>> JUST LIKE HOW YOU'RE WEARING
BAMBOO DOOR KNOCKER EARRINGS
THAT I ALWAYS WEAR.
>> MINE HAS LEOPARD ON THEM,
SWEETIE.
>> UH-HUH.
>> THEY'RE IN THE CENTER CONSOLE
OF THE MALL! I'M SORRY, DOES
ANYONE ELSE HAVE EARRINGS
WITH LEOPARD ON THEM?
YOU GOT TO LEAVE. YOU GOT
TO LEAVE, BECAUSE OLIVIA DOESN'T
WANT YOU TO HAVE THEM.
>> AND THEY'RE ALSO BICKERING
LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> YES, YES, YES.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> YES, HONEY.
>> WELL, IT'S TIME TO SETTLE
THIS ARGUMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL,
WITH OUR FAVORITE GAME
"WHO WORE IT BETTER?"
>> SOUNDS FUN.
>> FIRST UP, WHO WEARS THEIR
HEART ON THEIR SHIRT BETTER?
TRACY OR OLIVIA?
>> THAT'S DEFINITELY OLIVIA.
>> NEXT UP, THESE AWFUL...LY
CUTE LEGGINGS.
>> TRACY, ABSOLUTELY.
>> NEXT, WHO BEARS THEIR CROSS
BETTER, OLIVIA OR TRACY?
>> TRACY, OBVIOUSLY.
>> WHAT ABOUT THIS FUR?
FUGGEDABOUTIT! WHO WORE IT
BETTER?
>> OH, MY GOD, OLIVIA.
>> AND FINALLY, THIS WHITE
AND GOLD PRINTED BLOUSE.
WHO WORE IT BETTER?
>> IT LOOKED LIKE EVERY
DONATED PIECE FROM EVERY YENTA
IN FLORIDA HAD MIGRATED
TO OLIVIA'S BODY.
>> EITHER THAT'S A WIN FOR TRACY
OR A LOSS FOR BOTH OF THEM.
>> TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE
A RIGHT.
>> THE FASHION RISKS THESE CELEB
STYLISTS TAKE CAN SOMETIMES LOOK
AMAZING.
>> YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
>> BUT SOMETIMES,
THEY CAN BE NUTS.
>> THE HAT JUST MAKES
THE OUTFIT.
>> SHE'S A LIAR.
>> TRUST US, WE'VE SEEN THEM
ALL. LUCKY FOR YOU, WE'VE BEEN
ABLE TO PHOTOGRAPH THEM
IN QUESTIONABLE ATTIRE.
SO IT'S TIME FOR SOME "JRZ"
FASHION DOs AND DON'Ts.
WHENEVER YOU GET DRESSED UP,
DO ACCENT YOUR BETTER FEATURES.
>> I LOVE THE ***, 'CAUSE
THEY NEED TO LOOK REALLY GOOD.
I WANT WHEN I WALK DOWN THE
AISLE, PEOPLE TO BE LIKE, WHOA,
SHE WENT THERE. I WANT TO SHOW
OFF THE WHOLE THING. LIKE,
SHOWCASE THE GIRLS
AND THE TEAM.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW TRACY
PLAYED SPORTS.
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> BUT DON'T OVERDO IT.
>> TURN TO THE SIDE.
YEAH, PERFECT.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE THE BUTT
OF A JOKE.
>> WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME HOW
BIG MY *** LOOKED IN THAT DRESS?
>> 'CAUSE IT DIDN'T LOOK THAT
BIG. IT'S THE WIDE SCREEN.
>> HOW DO I MAKE IT, LIKE, SLIM
SCREEN AND NOT WIDESCREEN?
>> IF YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE,
DO WEAR SOMETHING THAT WILL SHOW
'EM YOU'RE INTERESTED.
BUT DON'T WEAR SOMETHING THAT
SCREAMS ONE NIGHT STAND.
>> WHOA.
>> HOLY ***.
>> YOUR STYLE IS VERY, UM...
>> SLUTTY.
>> YEAH.
>> CLASSY ***.
>> CLASSY ***.
>> OK.
>> IF YOU HAVE KIDS,
DO DRESS HOT.
>> THIS IS JUST LIKE IN HIGH
SCHOOL LIKE WHEN ALL THE GUYS
WERE LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU.
>> BUT DON'T DRESS LIKE
A HOT MESS.
>> I ACTUALLY HAD A MOMMY STAIN
ON MY PANTS. I TRIED TO HIDE IT
WITH A FLOWY SHIRT. WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT MY OUTFIT?
IS IT TOO MOMMY-ISH?
>> UH, YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]
>> SOME OF THESE FASHIONS
HAVE BEEN TIMELESS...
>> I FEEL LIKE PLEATHER LEGGINGS
ARE LIKE A STAPLE
OF THE WARDROBE.
>> AND SOME SHOULD BE
LOCKED AWAY FOREVER.
NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED ABOUT
FASHION, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE LOOK
INTO YOUR FUTURE?
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
>> IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER
"JRZ" HOROSCOPE.
WHAT'S YOUR SIGN, LADIES?
>> I'M A VIRGO, AND BRIELLA'S
A GEMINI. AND WE'RE THE TWO MOST
LIKELY TO BE BI OR GAY.
>> VIRGOS AND GEMINIS SHOULD
KEEP AN OPEN MIND WITH MATTERS
OF THE HEART. LOVE CAN COME
IN ALL FORMS.
>> I WOULD DATE A GIRL.
>> JUST DON'T EXPECT ALL
OF YOUR FRIENDS TO BE
ADVENTUROUS.
>> WHAT IF YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH
SOMEBODY AND THEY HAPPENED TO BE
A GIRL? YOU WOULDN'T DATE THEM?
>> VAGINAS GROSS ME OUT.
>> EVERYONE LIKES A ROMANCE
NOVEL WHERE A GUY SWEEPS A WOMAN
OFF HER FEET AND THEY LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
>> THAT'S SO SWEET.
>> BUT "JRZ" IS NO ROMANCE
NOVEL. WE'RE A TABLOID.
AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE
ROCKY ROMANCES.
>> ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT,
IT'S DONE, IT'S OVER, ALL RIGHT?
IT JUST ENDED.
>> AND THE ROCKIEST ROMANCE
OF ALL CONSUMED OUR HEADLINES
FOR YEARS--THE SAGA OF FRANGI,
WHICH HAD MORE UPS AND DOWNS
THAN THE STOCK MARKET.
>> I LOVE FRANKIE.
WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER ANYMORE.
I LOVE HIM.
WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BREAK.
I LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM.
>> HOLD THE BEAR AND SHUT UP.
>> I LOVE YOU.
IF THERE'S A BIGGER WORD THAN
"LOVE," I WISH I HAD IT.
FRANKIE AND I, WE ARE
A HUNDRED PERCENT DONE.
I LOVE HIM.
I ALWAYS WILL LOVE HIM.
>> I PROMISE YOU, WE'RE NEVER
GOING TO GO ON ANY BREAKS
EVER AGAIN.
>> FRANKIE AND I BROKE UP.
I AM SO HAPPY ME AND FRANKIE
ARE BACK TOGETHER.
THIS BREAK WAS ALL RIGHT,
BUT I THINK WE NEED TO MAKE IT
FINAL.
>> ENOUGH WITH THIS.
>> NO, FRANKIE, IT'S NEVER
ENOUGH. HERE AT "JRZ"
HEADQUARTERS, WE'RE OBSESSED
WITH THESE TWO,
EVEN POST-BREAK UP.
>> HAVE YOU SPOKE
TO GIGI AT ALL?
>> NO. SALUD, GOD BLESS.
HAVE A GOOD LIFE.
>> FRANKIE EVENTUALLY RAN
FAR AWAY FROM GIGI.
>> SEE YA.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
>> AND ONTO BROOKLYN.
NO, NOT THE BOROUGH. THIS GIRL.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO
BRUNETTES. JUST KIDDING, SORRY.
>> THERE'S A FIRST
FOR EVERYTHING.
>> SPEAKING OF BRUNETTES,
JERSEY CAMERAS CAUGHT GIGI
WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND, CARMINE.
>> I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT.
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
>> EXCEPT FOR HIS COMPLEXION,
DARK HAIR, SUNKEN EYES,
RESIDENCE IN THE TRI-STATE AREA,
GIANT UPPER BODY AND GENERAL
DEMEANOR, CARMINE IS THE TOTAL
OPPOSITE OF FRANKIE.
>> COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
>> FRANKIE AND BROOKLYN'S
ROMANCE PLAYED OUT LIKE A MOVIE,
BUT FOR GIGI, THE SCRIPT
FOR FRANKIE PART TWO,
AKA CARMINE, ENDED EXACTLY
AS THE FIRST ONE DID.
>> ME AND CARMINE LIKE BROKE UP.
>> YOU DID?
>> MM-HMM.
>> NOW GIGI BELIEVES SEQUELS ARE
NEVER AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL.
>> I'M GOING TO BE STRAIGHT UP.
I MESSED UP. I LOVE HIM.
>> IS THERE ANOTHER CHANCE
OF FRANGI REUNITING?
>> LIKE...NO WAY.
>> LIKE, YEAH WAY. KNOWING
THEIR HISTORY, OUR CAMERAS WERE
HOPING TO CATCH A ROMANTIC
REBOUND AT THE GLAMOUR STATE
LAUNCH PARTY.
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN FRANKIE SINCE
WE BROKE UP, AND, LIKE,
OH, MY GOD. LIKE, I HAVE LIKE
A MILLION THOUSAND EMOTIONS
RUNNING THROUGH MY BODY.
>> A MILLION THOUSAND?
WE'RE NOT MATHEMATICIANS,
BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
ALSO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S NOT
A REAL NUMBER.
>> OH, GIGI, YOU JUST GOT
SO EXCITED. WHY DID YOU JUST GET
SO EXCITED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD, RIGHT?
HI.
>> HEY. WHAT'S UP, HOW ARE YOU?
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD. YOURSELF?
>> HEY, IT'S JUST LIKE
OLD TIMES!
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP]
ARE YOU DOING?
>> LIKE WE SAID,
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
IF THERE'S ONE THING OUR
JRZ CAMERAS HAVE LEARNED,
IT'S THAT THE DATING POOL
IS BEYOND SHALLOW.
>> HOW MANY GUIDOS ARE IN
NEW JERSEY?
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
>> NOT ENOUGH.
>> NOT ENOUGH TO GO AROUND.
>> DAMN.
>> AND THAT MEANS BITTER ENEMIES
SOMETIMES SHARE COMMON LOVES.
OLIVIA AND TRACY HAVE MORE THAN
A MUTUAL DISLIKE FOR ONE
ANOTHER. THEY'VE ALSO DATED
THE SAME GUYS.
>> SLOPPY SECONDS.
>> SWEETHEART, YOU HAVE
THE SLOPPIEST OF IT ALL RIGHT
NOW. LAST YEAR, SWEETHEART.
>> WHEN YOU STARTED DATING
LORENZO, MY SPIT WAS STILL FRESH
IN HIS MOUTH! YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT SLOPPY SECONDS?!
>> ACTUALLY, YES, WE DO WANT
TO TALK ABOUT SLOPPY SECONDS.
TRACY ONCE DATED MIKEY
AND OLIVIA DATED LORENZO.
BUT THEN TRACY BROKE UP WITH
MIKEY AND CONSIDERING THERE'S
ABOUT THREE MEN IN THE TRI-STATE
AREA, ONE OF WHICH IS ANTHONY,
WHO IS ALREADY MARRIED, THE ONLY
LOGICAL SOLUTION WAS FOR TRACY
TO STEAL LORENZO AND OLIVIA
TO START DATING MIKEY.
AND THAT ENDED WELL FOR
EVERYONE, DIDN'T IT?
>> GO AHEAD. COME AT ME.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
>> GIRLS, GIRLS, STOP.
>> YOU'RE STILL [BLEEP]
OBSESSED WITH HIM!
>> WELL, NO ONE EXPECTED THOSE
TWO TO GET ALONG. BUT THOSE
RELATIONSHIPS WERE WORTH
FIGHTING ABOUT. RIGHT?
>> I THINK THAT MAYBE
IT'S LIKE A BAD TIME
OF THE MONTH FOR YOU OR
SOMETHING. IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
>> I CAN'T. GOOD-BYE.
>> BABY, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND,
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GIRLS
RIGHT NOW.
>> YOUR BODY'S MORE IMPORTANT
THAN, LIKE, A GIRL?
>> YOU SHOULD SUPPORT IT.
>> SUPPORT IT?
>> IF ANYTHING, I NEED A GIRL
WHO'S GOING TO SUPPORT
HOW I FEEL.
>> I TOOK A LOUGIE TO THE FACE
FROM TRACY FOR THIS GUY.
AND NOW HE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME
SO HE CAN WORK OUT MORE?
>> SO IF TRACY AND OLIVIA'S EXES
ARE NOW EACH OTHER'S EXES,
WHERE DO THEY TURN TO NEXT?
LUCKILY, JERSEY GOT A FRESH
SHIPMENT OF NEW MEN.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I THINK I'M
JUST EXTREMELY PICKY.
I WANT, LIKE, A GUY WHO'S GOT
HIS STUFF TOGETHER.
I'M SICK OF TOOLS. I WANT TO
MOVE OUT OF THE SHED, OK?
LIKE I'M SICK OF THAT.
>> YOUR DATE TOOLS ARE NOT
THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.
>> YEAH, BUT THEY ARE BUILT.
YOU KNOW, AND A PLUS IF HE'S
JACKED AND TAN.
>> OLIVIA FOUND SOMEONE WHO'S
JUST THAT--NICK. AND OUR CAMERAS
CAUGHT THE TWO GETTING COZY.
>> YOU'RE REALLY LIKE SMART.
I'M NOT USED TO THAT.
>> NO?
>> NO!
>> WHY NOT?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS LIKE
THE GUYS I'VE TALKED TO
ARE KIND OF TOOLS.
>> YEAH?
>> YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE NOT
A TOOL.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.
>> IF ONLY WE KNEW WHAT OLIVIA
THOUGHT OF NICK.
>> YOU KNOW, NICK'S A GREAT GUY.
LIKE, NICK, HE'S SUCH
A GREAT GUY.
'CAUSE HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY.
THIS KID IS SUCH A GREAT CATCH.
>> WAIT, ARE THOSE WEDDING BELLS
WE HEAR?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY
TO SETTLE DOWN.
I DON'T WANT TO BE IN
A RELATIONSHIP.
>> I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET
TO KNOW ANYONE. I JUST DON'T
WANT THAT RIGHT NOW.
>> WHAT A BUMMER.
WE REALLY LIKE THAT GUY.
>> LITERALLY EVERY [BLEEP]
PERSON LOVES HIM!
EVERYONE. NOT ONE PERSON WAS
LIKE, I DON'T LIKE HIM.
>> TRACY REBOUNDED FROM LORENZO
WITH COREY, AND THEIR
RELATIONSHIP HAD ALL OF US
SINGING THAT OLD NURSERY RHYME.
YOU KNOW, TRACY AND COREY
SITTING IN A TREE,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> LOVE YOU, TOO.
>> FIRST CAME LOVE...
>> YOU ASKED ME TO DO MY ROOM
BABY BLUE AND I DID IT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND, LIKE,
I'M NOT GOING TO BACK DOWN
ON THAT.
>> BABY BLUE HAS BEEN A PART
OF ME SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID.
AND I'M NOT CHANGING THAT.
THAT'S A PART OF ME.
SO IF YOU MARRY ME,
YOU MARRY BABY BLUE.
>> THEN COMES MARRIAGE.
>> TRACY...
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>> I LOVE THIS...
>> STYLE?
>> YEAH. I MEAN, I NEED LIKE
*** STAR ***, A LITTLE BIT.
>> NO, YOU DON'T WANT--
>> A LITTLE BIT.
>> THEN COMES A BABY
IN A BABY CARRIAGE.
>> IF WE FAIL OUR FIRST KID,
FINE. BUT GUESS WHAT, THOUGH?
OUR SECOND KID, WE'LL KNOW
WHAT WE'RE DOING.
>> AH, THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER
THAN YOUNG LOVE.
>> WHAT AM I, A--
>> LIKE AN APE.
>> I'M AN APE?
>> LIKE, THAT HASN'T LIKE
FULLY EVOLVED YET.
>> "JRZ" NEWSFLASH--WE JUST GOT
RUMORS OF A GIGI SIGHTING.
SHE AND FRANKIE...
ARE STILL BROKEN UP.
>> SUCKS.
>> "JRZ" HAS CAPTURED COUPLES
IN ALL STAGES, IN ALL KINDS
OF RELATIONSHIPS.
>> WE COULD HAVE BENEFITED
BY COUPLES THERAPY.
>> WE WOULD HAVE BENEFITED
FROM A GOOD ATTORNEY.
>> THERE'S ONE SALON OWNER
WHO OUR CAMERAS HAVE
CONSISTENTLY SEEN ON THE WRONG
SIDE OF LOVE--GAYLE.
>> ANYBODY CAN SAY,
"I LOVE YOU."
>> THE FEELING I HAVE WITH HIM
IS, I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE.
>> I FELT IT, TOO. THREE TIMES.
[CHUCKLES]
>> THREE DIVORCES HAVEN'T SLOWED
GAYLE. WE EVEN CAUGHT HER TRYING
TO FEEL IT A FOURTH TIME.
>> ANTHONY, I WANT YOU TO MEET
SETH, HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.
ANTHONY.
>> BOYFRIEND? HOW YOU DOING?
>> I KNOW, A SURPRISE, HUH?
>> GAYLE HAS NO PROBLEM
MEETING MEN.
>> I'M A GILF, I'M A GILF,
I'M A GILF, I'M A GILF.
>> "JRZ" HAS KEPT CONSTANT TABS
ON GAYLE'S QUEST FOR MR. RIGHT
NUMBER FOUR. THERE WERE EVEN
REPORTS OF A YOUNGER MAN.
>> HEY, MS. GAYLE.
>> HI, FILL.
>> YOU LOOK VERY COUGARLICIOUS
TODAY.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN
A COUGAR'S CUB, AND IT WAS NOT
TOO LONG AGO. MAYBE IT WAS
MS. GAYLE. YOU NEVER KNOW.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
>> THAT'S KIND OF DISGUSTING.
>> BUT SOURCES SAY THESE DAYS,
SHE MAY JUST BE HAPPIER ALONE,
CURLED UP WITH A GOOD BOOK.
>> WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK
YOU READ?
>> DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
>> YEAH.
>> I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND
AT HOME.
[LAUGHTER]
>> SO YOU HAD
"50 SHADES OF GRAY," HUH?
>> YEAH, I DID. SORRY, ANT.
>> YEAH, I MIGHT NOT BE SLEEPING
FOR THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS,
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THE JRZ CAMERAS LOVE LOVE,
AND WE'VE BEEN THERE FOR SOME
PRECIOUS MOMENTS.
>> I'M GETTING
KIND OF EXCITED NOW.
NOT FOR NOTHIN'.
>> WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE
JERSEY-STYLE, NO ONE'S BEEN MORE
STEADFAST THAN ALEXA.
>> MAYBE A 21 YEAR OLD IN
A TANNING SALON WOULD BE
IMPRESSED WITH YOU--
>> OK, OK, BUT THIS--
>> YOU, TO ME, LOOK LIKE
AN INSECURE GUY WITH SOMETHING
THAT'S VERY SMALL.
>> OK. YOU ARE NOTHING.
[ALL GASPING]
>> THE JRZ CAMERAS ARE NO
STRANGER TO HER IDEAS
ON RELATIONSHIP.
>> I WOULDN'T GET MARRIED.
I HAVE NO DESIRE.
>> SHE'S A BEACON OF
INDIVIDUALITY.
>> YOU THINK OF EVERY DAY,
SLOWLY GIVING UP WHO YOU ARE.
>> OF SINGLE LADYNESS.
>> LAST NIGHT I SLEPT IN
A BED MYSELF, AND SO, TOO,
WAS I ALONE FOR THE 27 YEARS
BEFORE LAST NIGHT. THAT'S FINE.
BECAUSE I CANNOT STAND
JERSEY GUYS.
>> SHE'S THE GOLD STANDARD OF...
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> OF...WAIT A SECOND.
>> WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>> NO WAY!
>> YES!
[CRYING]
OH, MY GOD.
>> COME HERE,
YOU GOT TO PUT IT ON NOW.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> OK. MAYBE SHE CAVED ON
MARRIAGE, BUT HER STANCE ON
KIDS...
>> NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
>> CLEARLY SHE'S GOING TO STICK
TO HER GUNS ON THIS ONE.
>> I AM VERY PREGNANT.
>> UGH, I GIVE UP.
>> [GASPS] DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S A BIGGER
MIRACLE--THE BIRTH OF MCAYLA,
OR ALEXA'S TOTAL 180.
>> LOOK AT YOU, MCAYLA.
>> AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER
"JRZ" HOROSCOPE. SCORPIOS STAND
STRONG AND HAVE A BACK BONE.
>> I'M A SCORPIO, OK.
I DON'T LET PEOPLE WALK
ALL OVER ME.
>> BECAUSE THE ANSWER
TO YOUR PROBLEMS IS PROBABLY
YOUR KILLER INSTINCT.
>> SCORPIOS ARE VERY DANGEROUS
ANIMALS. BUT FROM THE OUTSIDE,
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD CRUSH
THEM EASILY. AND THEN THEY COME
AND THEY KILL YOU.
>> SO THAT'S A NOTICE TO ALL
OTHER SIGNS--STEER CLEAR
OF SCORPIOS.
THEY'RE A LITTLE...
>> PSYCHOTIC, THE DEVIL, A LIAR,
CRAZY, MENTAL INSTITUTE.
WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO ADD
TO THE LIST?
>> I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY
STRONG-WILLED, BUT THOSE WILL DO
JUST FINE.
>> SHUT UP...
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> THESE CELEB STYLISTS
WORK HARD. THEY ALSO PLAY HARD.
IF THERE'S ONE THING JERSEY
LIKES, IT'S A GOOD OLD JERSEY
PARTY.
>> ♪ I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
HOW I DO IT, DO IT, DO IT ♪
>> BUT JERSEY CELEBS WON'T GO
TO JUST ANY PARTY.
>> A THEMED CASINO PARTY.
>> COSTUME PARTY.
>> SAUSAGE PARTY.
>> WHERE'S THE PARTY?
OVER HERE.
>> THEY LOVE TO PARTY SO MUCH,
THEY CAN MAKE ANY NORMAL AFFAIR
A PARTY.
>> YEAH! MWAH!
>> CRUNCH PARTY!
>> YEAH!
>> BUT THERE'S CERTAIN RULES
TO THROWING AN ULTRA EXCLUSIVE
A-LIST JERSEY PARTY, AND "JRZ"
KNOWS THEM ALL. RULE NUMBER
ONE--MAKE SURE THE PARTY'S
BIGGER THAN A JERSEY-SIZED
TEASE.
>> I AM HAVING A JUGGLER,
AN OPERA SINGER, AND I'M IN
DISCUSSIONS TO HAVE A MIME.
ALL FOR YOU.
>> I DON'T HAVE A RUNNING
TOILET, BUT WE HAVE AN OPERA
SINGER.
>> RULE NUMBER TWO--PARTIES
MUST HAVE THE TWO "Fs."
FUN...
AND FIGHTING.
>> WHY? WHY WOULD YOU
INVITE HER?
>> THERE'S A MILLION PEOPLE
ON THE BOAT, I'M NOT ASKING--
>> YEAH, A MILLION PEOPLE,
SO WHY DID SHE HAVE TO COME?
>> WHY ARE YOU STARTING [BLEEP]
WITH ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?
YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT?
>> WHAT'S AN EVENT IN JERSEY
WITHOUT A FIGHT?
>> YOU ARE THE WORST FRIEND
EVER.
>> I AM NOT THE WORST FRIEND!
>> YES, YOU ARE! TWO-FACED.
>> I AM NOT TWO-FACED.
YOU ARE A CHILD AND YOU NEED
TO GROW UP. THAT'S WHAT
YOU NEED TO DO.
>> RULE NUMBER THREE--MAKE SURE
THE JERSEY CAMERAS ARE THERE
TO CATCH IT ALL.
>> HAVE SOME [BLEEP] CLASS.
>> NO, YOU HAVE CLASS.
>> GET OUT OF HERE.
>> ALL LOW CLASS. YOU, YOU, YOU,
NO CLASS!
[ALL YELLING]
>> THAT'S ENOUGH NOW.
>> AND FINALLY, RULE NUMBER
FOUR--THESE PARTIES GO UNTIL
THE FAT LADY SINGS.
>> [SINGING IN ITALIAN]
>> OK, WE'LL SETTLE
FOR THE SLIGHTLY HUSKY MAN.
>> WHOO!
>> TO KEEP UP WITH THEIR
FAST-PACED LIFESTYLE...
>> WAIT! OH, MY GOD!
>> THESE STYLISTS NEED TO STAY
ON THE CUTTING EDGE.
BUT TO KEEP THAT FRESH JERSEY
LOOK, WE'VE CAUGHT THEM DOING
ANYTHING TO STAY YOUNG.
>> OK, SO THE EGG WHITES
TIGHTEN YOUR SKIN?
>> THEY TIGHTEN. AND APPARENTLY
THEY'RE GOOD FOR THE EYE AREA.
>> OH-HO!
>> YOU FEEL YOUR SKIN--
>> IT FEELS RANCID, MICHELLE.
[LAUGHS] IT HURTS SO MUCH.
>> YOUR SKIN IS GOING
TO LOVE ME.
>> YEAH, WELL, MY FACE
IS SO TIGHT RIGHT NOW.
[LAUGHTER]
OW.
>> SEEKING THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
IS A FULL TIME JOB FOR THESE
STYLISTS.
FOR THOSE WHO FEEL THEIR LOOKS
ARE HEADING SOUTH--JERSEY...
>> I'M GOING TO GET A FACELIFT.
>> YOU ARE?
>> NOTHING LIKE MAJOR SURGERY
TO BRING YOURSELF BACK
TO NORTH JERSEY.
>> I DISAGREE WITH THIS
A HUNDRED PERCENT. I DON'T
THINK YOU NEED A FACELIFT.
>> THESE ARE THE LIP IMPLANTS.
FEEL THEM, THEY'RE VERY,
VERY SOFT.
>> IT'S LIKE BREAST.
>> BUT THESE FEEL VERY NATURAL.
>> I LOVE THE LIP--
>> OH, WE SAW THIS LIP THING.
>> YOU SHOULD--[GASPS]
YOU WOULD LOVE THEM.
MAYBE IF WE GET ENOUGH OF US
TOGETHER--
>> MAYBE WE CAN HAVE
AN IMPLANT PARTY.
>> YES.
>> THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF
IMPLANT PARTY WE WANT TO SEE.
>> DO YOU HAVE AN INVITE
TO THE *** PARTY?
>> NO.
>> REALLY?
>> NO. WHAT'S A *** PARTY?
>> WELL, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY
INVITED TO MY *** PARTY.
MY *** ARE GOING TO BE THREE
SOON. SO A TRADITION, I HAVE
A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR THEM.
>> I THINK YOU NEED TO TONE IT
DOWN WITH THE...
>> WITH THE *** TALK?
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S...
YOU JUST MET US.
>> I DON'T REALLY THINK JOEL
IS INTO MY *** PARTY LIKE
I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE
INTO MY *** PARTY.
>> MICHELLE, YOU MAY WANT
TO KEEP OLIVIA ABREAST OF YOUR
PARTY, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE
SHE'S GOT A NEW PAIR HERSELF.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL, GOOD?
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL.
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
>> IT LOOKS REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
[HORN HONKING]
>> PEOPLE ARE LIKE
HONKING AT ME.
>> HONKING, THAT'S SO
DISGUSTING. A WHISTLE
WOULD DO JUST FINE.
>> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
>> MY ***!
>> BUT WE BUSTED OLIVIA.
THOSE THINGS WEREN'T REAL.
THEY WERE RICE.
>> THERE'S LIKE RICE EVERYWHERE.
>> SO WHY DIDN'T OLIVIA GO
FOR THE REAL UPGRADE?
>> I JUST FEEL LIKE YOUR ***
HAVE LIKE TURNED YOU INTO
A FRICKIN' MONSTER.
>> A MONSTER?
>> YEAH, A *** MONSTER.
>> A *** MONSTER?
>> YEAH!
>> "ATTACK OF THE *** MONSTER"
SEEMS LIKE A MOVIE WE'D LIKE
TO SEE.
IT'S A SHOCK THESE CELEB
STYLISTS LOOK HEALTHY,
'CAUSE JRZ'S CAMERAS HAVE
SPOTTED THEM EATING FOOD WE
WOULD ONLY EAT BY OURSELVES
IN OUR CAR WITH NO ONE WATCHING.
>> THIS IS A HUGE SUB.
>> BUT THESE CELEBS AREN'T SHY
ABOUT THEIR FOOD CHOICES.
>> THIS IS SO BAD.
YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE GRAVY ON?
>> POUR IT ALL OVER.
>> MMM.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
>> NO.
>> FRENCH FRIES WITH MOZZARELLA
AND GRAVY. SO TRY IT.
>> ONE FRY'S PROBABLY
A THOUSAND CALORIES.
>> OH, PLEASE, STOP.
>> DISCO FRIES MAY NOT BE
HEALTHY, BUT THEY DO BALANCE
THEIR DIET WITH SOME FRUIT.
>> JUST EAT A BUNCH OF GUMMY
BEARS...
>> I'M SORRY,
I MEANT FRUIT FLAVORING.
>> YOU JUST EAT ENOUGH OF THEM,
LIKE, I'M TALKING ABOUT LIKE
INDUSTRIAL PORTIONS, YOU WON'T
GET HUNGRY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST
GOING TO GET NAUSEOUS.
>> BUT HOW DO THESE STYLISTS
STAY FIT BASED ON THEIR DIET
OF SUGARY BEARS AND GRAVY
POTATOES? LUCKY FOR YOU, "JRZ"
HAS THE REAL SECRET, AND WE CAN
REVEAL IT TO YOU FOR THE FIRST
TIME EVER. FILLY HAS A RECIPE
THAT'S BEEN HANDED DOWN THROUGH
THE GENERATIONS ALL THE WAY
FROM ITALY. FILLY, SHOW IT
TO US.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO GET A LEMON.
YOU'RE GOING TO CUT ONE FOURTH
OF THE LEMON.
YOU'RE GOING TO SQUEEZE THAT
FRESH LEMON JUICE RIGHT INTO
THAT GLASS OF WATER.
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO STIR IT UP
A LITTLE BIT.
NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR 12 OUNCE
GLASS OF FRESH LEMON WATER.
>> THAT CLEANSE IS WAY TOO MUCH
WORK. LET'S GO BACK TO EATING
DISCO FRIES.
>> YOU GRAB ONE, I'LL GRAB ONE.
>> OK.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> CHEERS.
>> PICK UP THE PACE!
>> AHH!
>> PICK UP THE PACE!
>> ONCE THESE STYLISTS GO
THROUGH THE JERSEY CLEANSE,
IT'S ALL ABOUT TONING
THEIR BODIES.
>> JUMPING JACKS.
>> JUMPING JACKS, JUMPING JACKS.
>> THE REGULAR WORK-OUT
MAY EXCITE SOME...
>> IT'S BETTER THAN SEX, BRO.
>> BUT THESE STYLISTS LIKE
TO STAY ON TREND. AND A REGULAR
OLD WORK-OUT WON'T DO,
AS JRZ'S CAMERAS DISCOVERED.
>> GO DOWN, AND UP.
>> I FEEL LIGHT-HEADED.
>> OLIVIA'S FAR FROM FOND
OF THE GYM.
>> COME ON, YOU'RE ONLY
GETTING STARTED.
>> OW, IT HURTS.
>> OH, THAT'S GOOD.
>> OR GETTING SWEATY.
>> NO MORE.
>> OR ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING
RESEMBLING A CHIN-UP.
>> I'M DOING ALL THE WORK.
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT!
>> SHE PREFERS TO GET WORK-OUTS
IN ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
>> OLIVIA DANCES LIKE ELAINE
FROM "SEINFELD."
>> 1, 2, HUP, HUP. OOH.
>> AND WE'D PREFER IT IF SHE
WORKED OUT IN THE PRIVACY
OF HER OWN HOME.
>> YOU WANT TO GET EVERYTHING
MOVING ALL AT ONCE.
>> WITH NO CAMERAS AROUND.
>> BUT THE MOST RADICAL WORK-OUT
OF ALL IS JACKIE'S.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
YOU JUST HAD A BABY!
YOU GOT SO SKINNY.
>> IT'S CALLED THE BABY ADRIANA
WORK-OUT.
>> YOUR BODY LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
>> GIVING BIRTH CAUSED JACKIE TO
LOSE HER PREGNANCY WEIGHT,
AND MORE.
>> BEFORE THE BABY,
I WAS LIKE 130 POUNDS,
AND NOW I'M LIKE 115.
>> REALLY?
>> I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET
PREGNANT TONIGHT.
>> YOU WOULD.
>> I WANT TO WEIGH 115 POUNDS.
NO, JUST KIDDING.
>> AND MOMS EVERYWHERE
ARE CURSING HER NAME.
>> YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
A POMPOUS ***.
>> IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER
"JRZ" HOROSCOPE.
CAPRICORNS, BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR A FEARLESS, CONFIDENT LEADER
AMONGST YOUR RANKS.
>> I FEAR NO MAN.
I FEAR NO MAN.
THERE IS NO COMPETITION.
>> DID WE MENTION FEARLESS
AND CONFIDENT?
>> I'M GOING TO KILL IT,
AND I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYTHING
IN IT. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW,
THE WORLD IS MINE.
>> CLEARLY, THE WORLD IS THIS
CAPRICORN'S OYSTER.
AT JERSEY HEADQUARTERS,
WE'RE OBSESSED WITH A RARE BREED
OF EXCEPTIONAL HUMANS--
NEW JERSEY STYLISTS.
>> NOT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN
OR ANYTHING, BUT BEEP BEEP.
>> WE'VE SEEN THEM FIGHT...
>> YOU'RE SUCH A [BLEEP].
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
FROM HEAD TO [BLEEP] TOE,
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
>> WE'VE SEEN HOW THEY
STAY FIT...
>> COME ON, LET'S GO,
REALLY BEAT THAT BAG UP,
THERE WE GO.
>> AND WE'VE SEEN THEM
FALL IN LOVE.
>> I WENT ON A DATE WITH
SOMEONE.
>> IS HE HOT?
>> HE'S SO HOT.
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
>> HE DOESN'T HAVE STDs
OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?
>> NO, BRIELLA!
>> I DON'T KNOW!
>> BUT WHY DO THE JRZ CAMERAS
SEEM TO BE DRAWN TO THEM?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> IF THERE'S ONE THING WE AT
JERSEY HEADQUARTERS HAVE
LEARNED, IT'S JERSEYANS MARCH TO
THE BEAT OF THEIR OWN DRUM
MACHINE.
>> WELL, FLATTERY WILL GET YOU
EVERYWHERE.
>> WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME
FOR OUR FAVORITE SEGMENT--
"JERSEYANS--THEY'RE NOT LIKE
US." THEY DON'T KEEP THEIR
CLOTHES IN THE CLOSET.
THEY KEEP THEM IN THE CAR.
>> THANK GOD I HAVE A PERSONAL
CLOSET ON WHEELS.
>> A MANICURE IS USUALLY
AS BORING AS THE PAINT
ON THE WALLS.
>> IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET
YOUR NAILS DONE, WHY NOT
GO ALL OUT WITH THEM?
>> NOT IN JERSEY.
THEY'RE NOT LIKE US.
>> IN JERSEY, GAUDY IS
DEFINITELY THE NEW CLASSY.
>> 'CAUSE THEIR NAILS LOOK LIKE
WORKS OF ART WORTHY OF BEING
IN THE LOUVRE, OR SOME RANDOM
MUSEUM THAT HAS TONS OF TACKY
ART.
>> I WOULD IMAGINE THAT'S WHAT
AN ACID TRIP WOULD LOOK LIKE
IN THE JUNGLE. NOT THAT I'VE
EVER DONE THAT, I'M JUST SAYING.
>> IN THE REST OF A WORLD,
A DOG IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
BUT NEW JERSEY, THEY'RE NOT LIKE
US, BECAUSE A DOG IS A WOMAN'S
BEST ACCESSORY.
>> YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
YOUR DOGS HAVE DESIGNER THINGS,
LIKE CHEWY VUITTON DRESSES,
MATCHING FURBERRY VESTS,
AND A LITTLE PUCCI. I DON'T WANT
THEM RUNNING AROUND NAKED,
IT'S NOT A GOOD WAY OF LIFE.
>> PEOPLE GENERALLY USE A BIDET
FOR ONE SPECIFIC THING.
>> TO CLEAN, LIKE, YOUR BUTT.
>> BUT IN JERSEY, THEY'RE NOT
LIKE US. THEY USE IT FOR...
OTHER THINGS.
>> THIS IS A WOMAN'S DREAM.
I USE MINE ALL THE TIME.
HONEY, ONCE YOU DO IT,
YOU'LL BE DOING IT AND DOING IT
AND DOING IT. LOVE IT.
>> I HEARD IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER
OF PLEASURE, IS WHAT I HEARD
IT WAS.
>> THE POSSIBILITIES
ARE ENDLESS.
>> WE HOPE "JRZ" BROUGHT YOU
A LOT OF ENJOYMENT, TOO.
AND WE PLEDGE TO KEEP GIVING YOU
THE SCOOP ON ALL THINGS JERSEY.
>> THIS IS NEW JERSEY.
IN MY OPINION, IT'S THE BEST
PLACE ON EARTH.
>> IF THERE'S FIGHTING,
OUR CAMERAS WILL CATCH IT.
>> DON'T LOOK AT IT. I HAVE
TO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY FACE ALL
DAY AND I DON'T COMPLAIN.
>> AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR
BRA ON YOUR FRIGGIN' SHOULDER
ALL DAY LONG. NO ONE NEEDS
TO SEE YOUR MARCIANO BRA.
YOU'RE SUCH A [BLEEP] ***!
>> WHEN THERE'S A FASHION FAUX
PAS, WE'LL MAKE SURE
TO SHOOT IT.
>> YOU GOT TWO CHOICES--
GLAMOROUS OR JERSEY.
>> WHEN THERE'S A ROMANCE
IN BLOOM OR ONE ON THE ROCKS...
>> I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE.
>> WE'LL BE THERE TO REPORT IT.
THE STYLISTS OF JERSEY WON'T
QUIT, AND NEITHER WILL WE.
IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN THE
GARDEN STATE AND SEE SOMETHING
OUT OF THE ORDINARY,
JUST LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
>> THESE [BLEEP] CAMERAS
DON'T [BLEEP] STOP.
>> BECAUSE THE JERSEY CAMERAS
PROBABLY AREN'T FAR BEHIND.
>> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE JERSEY.
>> FOR EVEN MORE JERSEYLICIOUS
DRAMA, GO TO STYLENETWORK.COM.