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>> IF YOU WANT THE JUICIEST GOSSIP IN THE GARDEN STATE, THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR NEW JERSEY'S ONLY TABLOID SHOW, "JRZ." >> THIS SHOULD BE FUN FOR YOU. >> WE FOLLOW THE OUTRAGEOUS ANTICS OF JERSEY'S MOST FAMOUS STYLISTS, AND NOTHING'S OFF LIMITS. >> I'M NOT NERVOUS, BECAUSE I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. >> WHEN THEY GO WILD, WE FILM THEM. [ALL SHRIEKING] >> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?! >> IF THEY'RE OFF THE WALL, WE'LL SHOW YOU. >> I'M COMING, POOR, UNSMOKEY SOULS! >> WHOA! >> "JRZ" IS YOUR SOURCE FOR THE SHOCKING COVERAGE YOU WON'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSE. >> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? >> OH, MY GOD! >> TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO DISH OUT ALL THE DOWN AND DIRTY GOSSIP. >> SHE'S A TRASH TALKER. >> AND REVEAL NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE OF YOUR FAVORITE STYLISTS. BECAUSE THIS IS NEW JERSEY'S ONLY TABLOID, "JRZ." >> I'M READY, I'M EXCITED, LET'S GO. >> COME THIS WAY, LET'S GET STARTED! >> LET'S...GO! >> RE...LAX. >> ♪ I'M WHAT YOU NEED ♪ >> BIG HAIR, FANCY CLOTHES. NEW JERSEY STYLISTS ARE ROCK STARS IN THE SPOTLIGHT. >> DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE BON JOVI TONIGHT? >> YOU LOOK LIKE FLOCK OF SEAGULLS. >> THEY'RE NOT JUST JERSEY CELEBRITIES, THEY'RE JERSEY ROYALTY. >> I DON'T MIND IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE TIARA EVEN BIGGER. >> AND JRZ'S CAMERAS ARE TRACKING THEM 24 HOURS A DAY. >> I FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE A LITTLE COUPLE SCREWS LOOSE UPSTAIRS. >> IF OUR CAMERAS WANT TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THESE STYLISTS, THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE THAN ANTHONY ROBERT'S SALON OR THE GATSBY. >> GO BIG OR YOU GO HOME. >> WOW. >> WE'RE NOT HERE TO SEE THEM CUT HAIR. WE'RE THERE BECAUSE THESE SALONS ARE FILLED WITH SCANDAL. OUR CAMERAS ARE LIKE MAGNETS TO SCANDAL. >> HOW DO YOU GET EXCITEMENT OVER SOMEBODY ELSE'S PAIN? >> UM, BECAUSE WE'RE A TABLOID AND THAT'S KIND OF WHAT WE DO? AND THAT'S WHY OUR CAMERAS ARE PERMANENTLY STUCK ON TRACY AND OLIVIA. >> YOU'RE JUST A BAD PERSON, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. >> NOW WHAT?! >> THERE'S SO MUCH DRAMA BETWEEN 'EM, IT'S LIKE WATCHING A BROADWAY SHOW. >> LISTEN, I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. >> OUR CAMERAS CAUGHT THEM TRYING TO WORK IT OUT. >> WE ABSOLUTELY NEED TO TALK. ARE YOU SERIOUS IN THERE? >> AM I SERIOUS WITH WHAT? >> WITH LIKE CALLING ME OUT AND BELITTLING ME IN FRONT OF THE CLIENTS? ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? >> I DIDN'T DO THAT. YOU DID THAT YOURSELF. >> DID WE SAY WORK IT OUT? WE MEANT DUKE IT OUT. IT'S TIME FOR THE RUMBLE IN THE SUBURBAN JUNGLE. [BELL RINGS] IN THIS CORNER, HER HAIR MAY BE CLOSER TO HEAVEN, BUT CROSS HER AND YOU'LL BE IN HELL. IT'S TEASIN' TRACY DeMARCO. AND IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER, SHE MAY BE LITTLE, BUT HER VOICE IS BIG. IT'S SMOKEY EYED "O", OLIVIA BLOIS SHARPE. FIGHT! [BELL RINGS] >> GUESS WHO'S THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH GATSBY 2 GO? WHY DON'T YOU COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS AND START YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS? >> YOU COULDN'T HANDLE [BLEEP] IF I WASN'T HERE! >> THEN LEAVE! KNOW WHAT I'M SICK OF? YOU RIDING ON MY COATTAILS. >> OH, GET OFF YOURSELF. >> GET OFF OF THEM. >> IT'S ABOUT BEING RESPONSIBLE. >> WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT ME? >> I WOULD BE ON A DATE WITH MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW! >> I'M SICK OF YOU. >> PLEASE, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU MAKE ME SICK. >> AND THAT'S THE FINAL BELL. [BELL RING] A GREAT FIGHT. AND THE SCORES FROM THE JUDGES ARE IN. >> WE HAVE A SPLIT DECISION. >> AND IT'S A DRAW. >> THANK GOD. >> THANK GOD IS RIGHT. >> IT'S JUST A SHAME WE'LL NEVER GET A REMATCH. >> EAT SOME MAKE-UP, BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FRIGGIN' UGLY INSIDE! >> JUST KIDDING. "JRZ" CAMERAS FEAST ON SALON SCANDALS. AND EVEN THOUGH MOST OWNERS BELIEVE THAT ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY... >> IT'S GOOD. PUBLICITY'S PUBLICITY, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> ACCORDING TO OUR SPIES AT A.R. SALON, ANTHONY DOESN'T AGREE. AND THAT'S THE BUCK NAKED TRUTH. >> I HAD A MEETING WITH MY AGENT, AND "PLAYGIRL" IS INTERESTED IN ME. >> WHAT? >> "PLAYGIRL" MAGAZINE? >> YEAH. >> IT'S ONE THING TO BE NAKED, LIKE, AROUND YOUR PEERS, BUT ANOTHER THING TO BE NAKED IN FRONT OF AMERICA. AND PEOPLE WHO SIT HOME AND ONLY LOOK AT MAGAZINES. INTENSE. >> [LAUGHS] GET OUT OF HERE! >> ARE YOU LYING? >> I'M SERIOUS. >> IS THIS A JOKE IN HERE? IS SOMEONE GOING TO SAY, APRIL FOOLS!" >> I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IF YOU CONSIDER THIS, YOU CAN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE. >> ANTHONY HAS A VERY SKEWED LIST OF WHAT'S OK AND WHAT'S NOT IN THE SALON. FISTICUFFS, COOL. >> THEY COULD TEAR EACH OTHER'S HEADS OFF FOR ALL I CARE. >> NAKED MEN? NOT COOL. UNLIKE ANTHONY, "JRZ" HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH FILLY POSING FOR "PLAYGIRL." EXCEPT FOR THE HEALTH HAZARDS POSED BY TOSSING PIZZA DOUGH IN THE BUFF. MUST...NOT...WRITE... SAUSAGE...JOKE. ANTHONY WASN'T BULGING--AH, I MEAN, BUDGING ON HIS STANCE. >> I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST. WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU HERE. >> YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT? >> AND THE "JRZ" CAMERAS WERE THERE TO CATCH IT ALL. >> IN OTHER WORDS, MY SON'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE HERE? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME? DID MY SON GO OUT AND ROB A BANK? >> IF HE'S IN "PLAYGIRL," HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE HERE. >> ARE YOU FOR REAL? ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME WELL KNOWS, YOU [BLEEP] WITH ME, YOU [BLEEP] WITH MY FAMILY, YOU HURT MY KIDS, IT'S OVER. I'M DONE. ANTHONY LOMBARDI'S ROLE IS TO TELL HIS SON WHAT TO DO. NOT MINE. SHAME ON YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE. >> AND CATHY WAS OFF FOREVER, JUST LIKE HER SON'S SHIRT. SOMETIMES THE "JRZ" CAMERAS FIND OUT THAT THE DRAMA ISN'T JUST INSIDE THE SALON. >> GAYLE IS NOT MY FRIEND. NOT MY FAMILY. EVERY EVENT I'VE THROWN, GAYLE HAS COME AND DISRUPTED. >> YEAH, CATHY HAS A BIG MOUTH AND SHE SHOULD LEARN TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT. >> IT'S BETWEEN 'EM. SOURCES TOLD "JRZ" THAT WHEN CATHY GOT IN THE SALON BUSINESS, SHE DIDN'T TOTALLY LOVE GAYLE. AND BY SOURCES, WE MEAN CATHY HERSELF. >> WHY DID YOUR EMPLOYEES APPROACH US FOR A JOB? WHY? >> OBVIOUSLY YOU APPROACHED THEM. >> I APPROACHED THEM? COME NOW, GAYLE. >> DON'T PLAY STUPID. >> DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID. >> I DID, I SAID-- DON'T POINT TO ME. >> THE BAR IS OVER THERE AND THE EXIT IS OVER THERE. DEAL WITH HER. DEAL WITH THEM OR GET THEM OUT OF HERE. >> THESE TWO WERE LIKE TRACY AND OLIVIA, BUT IF THEY WERE SALON OWNERS. WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION, WERE THEY INFLUENCED BY TRACY AND OLIVIA, OR DID TRACY AND OLIVIA LEARN FROM THEM? >> DO ME THE FAVOR AND [BLEEP] QUIT. >> A JERSEY VERSION OF THE CHICKEN AND EGG CONUNDRUM. [BOCK] BUT CATHY ISN'T THE ONLY PERSON GAYLE'S GONE TOE TO TOE WITH. >> ALEXA. >> WHAT? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M WEARING A GREAT OUTFIT. I'M WEARING AN OUTFIT THAT I LOOK FABULOUS IN. >> YOU LOOK GREAT. I'M NOT SAYING YOU DON'T. BUT I DON'T ALLOW THAT IN THE GATSBY. >> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR LITTLE RULES ARE. >> SO YOU KNOW WHAT, ALEXA, WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE FOR THE DAY. >> YEAH, WHY DON'T I. >> THE "JRZ" PAPS HAVE KEPT BUSY FOLLOWING THE SAGA BETWEEN A GLAM FAIRY AND A REDHEADED GRANDMOTHER. >> WE'RE RIGHT BACK TO THE SAME [BLEEP]. >> THERE MAY BE A FAIRY INVOLVED, BUT THERE IS NO HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN JERSEY LAND. >> I DON'T GET RECOGNIZED FOR ANYTHING, AND HONESTLY, I'M SICK OF IT. SO I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. GLAM FAIRY AND GATSBY ARE TWO SEPARATE THINGS. >> YOU'RE A LITTLE PSYCHOTIC. >> SPEAKING OF PSYCHOTIC... >> YOUR [BLEEP] PROBLEM IS I HAD A [BLEEP] BABY, YOU NEVER ONCE SAID TO ME, ONCE SAID TO ME CONGRATULATIONS. >> AND YOU'RE TALKING TO ME-- >> ONCE! >> YES, I DID! >> NO, YOU DID NOT! >> THE GLAM FAIRY AND GATSBY WENT TOE TO TOE SO MUCH, THEY SET A WORLD RECORD FOR MOST FIGHTS IN JERSEY HISTORY. CONGRATULATIONS. [ALL CHEERING] >> GUINNESS SAID IT-- WORLD RECORD, BABY! >> ALSO AT THE GATSBY... >> LOOK WHAT I FOUND. >> WHAT IS THAT? >> I FOUND IT IN THE BATHROOM. >> THE "JRZ" TEAM UNCOVERED THE MOTHER OF ALL MYSTERIES-- A NINE MONTH LONG WHODUNIT. SOMEONE WAS HIDING THEIR PREGNANCY, AND THE CAMERAS SPOTTED OLIVIA AND MIGUEL PLAYING SHERLOCK HOLMES WITH THE TEST. >> IT'S A PREGNANCY TEST. >> SOMEONE HERE IS PREGNANT? >> SOMEBODY HERE IS PREGNANT. >> WAIT, IS HE HOLDING IT FROM THE PEE SIDE? >> THAT'S NOT A BREATHALYZER TEST, IT'S A PREGNANCY TEST. THEY PEED ON IT. >> CAN YOU THROW THIS OUT FOR ME? >> I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT! >> JUST THROW IT OUT. >> THEY PEED ON IT! >> JUST FLUSH IT. >> OHHH! [MIGUEL SCOFFS] I THREW IT IN THE TOILET, IS THAT BAD? I THREW IT IN THE TOILET. WILL IT FLUSH DOWN? [TOILET FLUSHES] >> OLIVIA AND MIGUEL PLOTTED TO FLUSH OUT THE COPULATING CULPRIT, TAKING A PAGE FROM SHERLOCK HOLMES: THE COLLEGE YEARS. >> IT'S DINNER TIME, AND THERE'S NO REASON WHY NOT TO TAKE A SHOT. SO WHOEVER DOES NOT TAKE THE SHOT IS PREGNANT. WE'RE ALL TAKING A SHOT FOR GOOD LUCK. >> AND WE'RE NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER. >> CHEERS. >> CHEERS, EVERYBODY. >> CHEERS. >> I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO IT. >> WHY? >> I'M PREGNANT. >> WATSON AND HOLMES WOULD BE PROUD...ISH. >> DORIA! >> BUT WE AT "JRZ" HEADQUARTERS KNOW, IN ALL GOOD MYSTERIES, THERE'S ALWAYS A TWIST INVOLVING AN OLD LADY AND A SECRET. >> SO SECRETS AREN'T A GOOD IDEA? >> BUT WHAT COULD THAT SECRET BE? >> ALL RIGHT, THEN WHY DON'T CHRISTY TELL YOU THAT SHE'S PREGNANT. >> WE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING IN CASE SHE WAS JUST DOING A LOT OF EMOTIONAL EATING. BUT OF ALL THE SALON SCANDALS THAT "JRZ" HAS FOLLOWED, NONE HAVE BEEN AS PANT-DROPPING, EARRING-POPPING, AND ALL-OUT INSANE AS THE BATTLE THAT LIT UP OUR TIP LINE--THE TRIANGLE OF HATE BETWEEN OLIVIA, TRACY AND GIGI. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TRACY AND OLIVIA ARE BESTIES. >> BYE, SWEETHEART. >> YOU [BLEEP] STUPID [BLEEP]. >> BESTIES IN JERSEY MEANS BEST ENEMIES. >> YOU MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE. >> OH, A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CLASS VERSUS TRASH. >> YEAH, I'M NOT LOOKING LIKE A TWENTY DOLLAR ***. >> BUT BEAUTIFUL THESE TWO TITANS OF TEASE, THERE WAS ALWAYS SWEET GIGI IN THE MIDDLE. LITERALLY. LOOK, RIGHT THERE, IN THE MIDDLE. SHE STOOD BETWEEN THEM LIKE TAYLOR HAM BETWEEN TWO SIDES OF A ROLL. >> PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, NOT A BANDEAU BRA FROM THE BEACH, AND THEN COME-- [ALL YELLING] >> AND THERE SHE IS AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE. >> OW! >> BUT SOMEHOW SHE MANAGED TO MAINTAIN A FRIENDSHIP WITH BOTH OF THEM. >> I MEAN, I'M FRIENDS WITH BOTH OF THEM. >> DIDN'T WE JUST SAY THAT? YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S LIKE FRIENDS WITH TWO ENEMIES AND MANAGES TO KEEP BOTH SIDES HAPPY? WHAT'S THAT CALLED? >> I'M NEUTRAL. I STAY LIKE CIVIL BETWEEN YOU AND HER. >> SWITZERLAND. SHE WAS LIKE SWITZERLAND. BUT THIS IS "JRZ," NOT "SWZ." >> OH, SCREW ME! >> AND UNLIKE SWITZERLAND, THINGS HERE NEVER END IN NEUTRAL. [DOORS SLAMMING] "JRZ" WAS FLOODED WITH TIPS THAT GIGI'S FRIENDSHIPS WITH TRACY AND OLIVIA WERE HITTING SPEED BUMPS. >> GIGI'S NOT TALKING TO TRACY. TRACY'S NOT TALKING TO OLIVIA. MIDWAY THROUGH, I'M LIKE THINKING ABOUT LIKE HOW GREAT MY CHEESESTEAK WAS, BECAUSE I'M JUST...LOST. >> DON'T WORRY, ANTHONY, WE CAN CLEAR IT UP FOR YOU WITH A SIMPLE CHART THAT CLEARLY SPELLS OUT WHAT HAPPENED STEP BY STEP. OLIVIA HEARD GIGI TALKING TRASH ABOUT TRACY BEHIND HER BACK. SO OLIVIA STOPPED TALKING TO GIGI. AND EVEN FELT KIND OF BAD FOR TRACY. BUT SINCE OLIVIA AND TRACY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER, AND OLIVIA STOPPED TALKING TO GIGI, AND GIGI WAS PRETENDING TO BE TRACY'S FRIEND--WAIT, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SIMPLE AND HELPFUL. BUT NOW IT'S JUST A CONFUSING MESS. LET ME MAKE THIS EVEN EASIER--THEY ALL DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW. >> I NEVER ONCE SAID [BLEEP] ABOUT YOU. >> OK, BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I HEAR THAT YOU'RE TALKING [BLEEP] ABOUT ME TO TRACY, WHY THE [BLEEP] WOULDN'T I BELIEVE IT? >> I [BLEEP] LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER. YOU JUST FLAT LEFT ME! >> BUT YOU DID THE SAME THING TO TRACY! >> YOU AND ME--PIN ME TO THE [BLEEP] CROSS! >> WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR, GIGI, AND YOURS IS COMING CLEAN TO TRACY. >> TRACY, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU. >> I REALLY DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE LIKE THAT. >> LIKE WHAT? I'M TELLING YOU STRAIGHT UP! >> YOU'RE SUCH A FAKE ***, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. >> NO, YOU'RE A FAKE ***. >> YOU'RE SUCH A PSYCHO! >> PSYCHO. STRONG WORDS FROM A WOMAN WHO BELIEVES THIS. >> LET'S NOT JOKE ABOUT LATIN. LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THE LANGUAGE. WHENEVER YOU SEE AN EXORCISM MOVIE, THEY'RE ALWAYS SPEAKING LATIN. >> IT'S THE ROOT OF LANGUAGE. >> THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, IS WHAT IT IS. >> YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, GIANELLE. >> YOUR MOTHER'S A GOOD WOMAN. SHE DESERVES--SHE DESERVES-- >> OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A BAD-- >> SHE DESERVES, SHE DESERVES, SHE DESERVES, SHE DESERVES, SHE DESERVES... >> WHAT DOES SHE DESERVE, GIGI? SPIT IT OUT! >> TO BE A PART OF IT. I CAN'T EVEN BEAR IT ANYMORE. SO SAD. >> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS DISGUSTING. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME. >> AFTER SUCH A BIG BLOWOUT, ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS-- >> WHERE DID I PARK? >> NO, NOT THAT QUESTION. THE REAL QUESTION. >> YOU CAN TAKE A SEAT ON THE COUCH. JUST GOT TO WAIT FOR TRACY. >> HOW ARE THESE THREE GOING TO WORK IT OUT? >> COME IN. >> HEY. >> HEY. >> WAIT, ARE THEY SITTING DOWN AND TALKING THROUGH THEIR FEELINGS LIKE CIVILIZED ADULTS? >> I SAID THAT I WOULD DO THIS, AND THE ONLY REASON IS BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE. SO I'M GETTING IT ALL OUT THERE. >> BORING. >> WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO LIKE HIT ME OR SOMETHING? >> YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVEN'T HIT YOU, TO BE HONEST. >> NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS WITH YOUR FISTS. ASIDE FROM SCANDAL, GOSSIP AND DRAMA, JERSEY FOLK HAVE CERTAINLY CONTRIBUTED A LOT TO THE WORLD OVER THE LAST 225 YEARS. >> IT HAPPENED IN NEW JERSEY! >> GARDEN STATERS MAY SEEM LIKE THEY LIVE IN THE PAST, BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SIGNS ABOUT THE FUTURE. >> YOU NEED TO STOP LIVING IN 1979. >> AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE SERVING UP SOME ASTROLOGY, "JRZ" STYLE. FIRST UP, SAGITTARIUS. >> NEW JERSEY BECAME A STATE ON DECEMBER 18th, 1787. >> NEW JERSEY'S A SAGITTARIUS. >> OK, COOL. >> MUCH LIKE THIS GREAT STATE'S SAGITTARIANS, OTHERS MAY QUESTION YOUR OUTRAGEOUS WAYS. BUT HOLD ON TO YOUR BELIEFS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL. >> SAY LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE SAGITTARIUS' FOR SOME REASON. OR LIKE THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T LIKE. THEY HAVE NO IDEA AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, AND THEY JUST GO ON THEIR MERRY LITTLE WAY. NEW JERSEY, I FEEL LIKE ALL THE OTHER STATES KIND OF HATE ON US AND JUST LIKE MAKE FUN OF US. AND WE'RE JUST LIKE, WHATEVER, WE'RE COOL, WE'RE THE BEST, SCREW YOU, YOU KNOW. >> THAT'S RIGHT. SAY SCREW YOU TO ALL THE OTHER SIGNS OUT THERE. >> I KNEW I LIKED LIVING IN JERSEY. >> FROM EVERYDAY LOOKS TO THE RED CARPET, JERSEY FASHION RULES THE "JRZ" FRONT PAGE. >> ARGYLE SOCKS? >> YOU LOOK LIKE A GRANDPA. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT MY GRANDPA DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT. >> YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BRA, EITHER. >> YES, I AM. >> REALLY? >> OH, NO, MY NIPPLES ARE OUT. [LAUGHTER] >> BUT MY GRANDPA WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT HIS MANSIERE. JERSEY'S A SELF-PROCLAIMED FASHION CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, AND THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING THEY HATE MORE THAN LOOKING LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE. >> IS THAT LIKE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR, WHEN YOU SIT ACROSS FROM KARL? LIKE, DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR HAND UP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS? >> LIKE A REALLY GOOD LOOKING MIRROR. >> NO, IT'S LIKE--YEAH. OH, THAT'S CREEPY. OH, THAT'S FREAKING ME OUT. OOH. JERSEY STYLE IS ALL ABOUT BEING BIG AND BOLD AND OVER THE TOP. >> NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE TREND THESE JERSEY GIRLS SET, THE WORLD WILL FOLLOW. AND OUR CAMERAS CATCH THESE STYLISTS SETTING TRENDS EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. THE BIGGEST TRENDSETTER OF ALL? IT'S OLIVIA. >> HONESTLY, I GOT TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK. >> SHE'S GONE FROM WILLY WONKA... >> I LOOK LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA. >> TO SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. >> SOMETHING ABOUT SITTING IN A COFFEE SHOP WITH YOU DRESSED LIKE KURT COBAIN, IT'S JUST SO NINETIES RIGHT NOW. YOU LOOK VERY GRUNGE RIGHT NOW SITTING IN THE COFFEE SHOP. >> AND THERE'S A REASON FOR THE CHANGE. >> I REALLY WON'T WEAR ANYTHING MORE THAN ONCE. SO I HAVE TO PICK SOMETHING THAT I CAN DEAL WITH NOT BEING ABLE TO WEAR AGAIN. >> SHE'S PULLED OFF LOOKS THAT FEW WOULD EVER TRY. FROM GARBAGE CHIC... >> I LOOK LIKE LADY GAGA GOING TO PROM! >> OH, MY GOD. >> SHE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A CHARACTER ON "YO GABBA GABBA." >> TO THE DARK ANGEL... >> SHE LOOKS LIKE FREAKING SOMETHING FROM "ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW." >> TO THE REAL DARK ANGEL, DEATH. WHICH FRIGHTENED SOME. >> SHE'S EVIL. THAT'S THE WORK OF THE DEVIL. >> BUT THERE IS A LIMIT TO WHAT SHE WILL WEAR. >> I FEEL LIKE BEETLEJUICE IN THIS. [LAUGHTER] >> I THINK IT DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE BEETLEJUICE. IT LOOKS LIKE A REFEREE. >> ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT CHANGES OLIVIA'S GONE THROUGH? SHE WENT FROM COMMANDO TO ALWAYS WEARING HER UNDERWEARS. >> I FEEL LIKE EMPTY WITHOUT UNDERWEAR. >> ME, TOO. >> BECAUSE OUR CAMERAS SEE MORE THAN YOU THINK. >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE UNDER? BE CAREFUL. GIVING THEM A THRILL. >> THE EASIEST WAY TO FOOL JRZ'S CAMERAS--CHANGE UP YOUR HAIR COLOR. IT'S LIKE SPY 101. >> WHAT KIND OF LOOK ARE YOU GOING--THINK ABOUT GOING FOR? >> I WANT PINK IN MY HAIR, LIKE SOMETHING FUNKY. >> OH, YOU'RE FUN. >> THE MASTER OF DISGUISE IS ONE TRACY DeMARCO. TO HIDE FROM JRZ'S CAMERAS, SHE'S BEEN EVERYTHING FROM BLONDE BOMBSHELL TO BLACK BEAUTY. >> THIS IS MAHOGANY, OK? SO GET IT STRAIGHT, PLEASE. >> FINE. MAHOGANY MADAME. BUT WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH BLACK? >> IF I WANTED TO HAVE A ZERO PIGMENT HAIR COLOR, I WOULD HAVE GONE JET BLACK. I'LL NEVER DO THAT, 'CAUSE THAT'S STRAIGHT TRASH. >> SO BLACK IS STRAIGHT TRASH BUT BLONDE AND BROWN AT THE SAME TIME IS PURE CLASS? >> YOU REALLY SHOULD SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP AND WALK AWAY. >> RUN, RUN, RUN! BUT THE "JRZ" CELEB TO GO THROUGH THE MOST RADICAL TRANSFORMATION IS GIGI. >> I FEEL LIKE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON. >> BUT IT WASN'T HER FASHION OR HAIR. SHE FOCUSED ON HER DIET, MAKING THE POUNDS MELT AWAY. GIGI'S DOWN 260 L.B. >> I LOST ABOUT 90 POUNDS. >> REALLY? >> YES. >> THE FIRST 90 CAME THROUGH DIET AND EXERCISE. BUT THAT LAST 170 WAS HARD TO DUMP. >> I JUST, UH, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOU. >> GIGI KNOWS THAT THE HARDEST PART OF DIETING IS MANAGING CRAVINGS. AND SHE MAY BE CRAVING SOMETHING ITALIAN. >> I LIKE MOZZARELLA. >> ANYTHING ELSE? >> VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE, HUH? >> NO, NOT WHAT WE WERE THINKING. IN THE STATE WITH THE MOST MALLS PER SQUARE MILE... >> THERE'S A FABULOUS MALL IN ATLANTIC CITY. >> YOU'D THINK THERE'S PLENTY OF OUTFITS TO GO AROUND. BUT HOW WRONG YOU WOULD BE. >> OH. UM...I ACTUALLY GRABBED THE SAME SHIRT. >> THAT'S WEIRD THAT WE BOTH DID THAT. I THINK WE'RE LIKE SPENDING A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER. >> LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, TRACY AND OLIVIA ARE NOW DRESSING THE SAME. >> JUST LIKE HOW YOU'RE WEARING BAMBOO DOOR KNOCKER EARRINGS THAT I ALWAYS WEAR. >> MINE HAS LEOPARD ON THEM, SWEETIE. >> UH-HUH. >> THEY'RE IN THE CENTER CONSOLE OF THE MALL! I'M SORRY, DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE EARRINGS WITH LEOPARD ON THEM? YOU GOT TO LEAVE. YOU GOT TO LEAVE, BECAUSE OLIVIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE THEM. >> AND THEY'RE ALSO BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE. >> NO, NO, NO. >> YES, YES, YES. >> NO, NO, NO. >> YES, HONEY. >> WELL, IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ARGUMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL, WITH OUR FAVORITE GAME "WHO WORE IT BETTER?" >> SOUNDS FUN. >> FIRST UP, WHO WEARS THEIR HEART ON THEIR SHIRT BETTER? TRACY OR OLIVIA? >> THAT'S DEFINITELY OLIVIA. >> NEXT UP, THESE AWFUL...LY CUTE LEGGINGS. >> TRACY, ABSOLUTELY. >> NEXT, WHO BEARS THEIR CROSS BETTER, OLIVIA OR TRACY? >> TRACY, OBVIOUSLY. >> WHAT ABOUT THIS FUR? FUGGEDABOUTIT! WHO WORE IT BETTER? >> OH, MY GOD, OLIVIA. >> AND FINALLY, THIS WHITE AND GOLD PRINTED BLOUSE. WHO WORE IT BETTER? >> IT LOOKED LIKE EVERY DONATED PIECE FROM EVERY YENTA IN FLORIDA HAD MIGRATED TO OLIVIA'S BODY. >> EITHER THAT'S A WIN FOR TRACY OR A LOSS FOR BOTH OF THEM. >> TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT. >> THE FASHION RISKS THESE CELEB STYLISTS TAKE CAN SOMETIMES LOOK AMAZING. >> YOU LOOK SO GOOD. >> BUT SOMETIMES, THEY CAN BE NUTS. >> THE HAT JUST MAKES THE OUTFIT. >> SHE'S A LIAR. >> TRUST US, WE'VE SEEN THEM ALL. LUCKY FOR YOU, WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO PHOTOGRAPH THEM IN QUESTIONABLE ATTIRE. SO IT'S TIME FOR SOME "JRZ" FASHION DOs AND DON'Ts. WHENEVER YOU GET DRESSED UP, DO ACCENT YOUR BETTER FEATURES. >> I LOVE THE ***, 'CAUSE THEY NEED TO LOOK REALLY GOOD. I WANT WHEN I WALK DOWN THE AISLE, PEOPLE TO BE LIKE, WHOA, SHE WENT THERE. I WANT TO SHOW OFF THE WHOLE THING. LIKE, SHOWCASE THE GIRLS AND THE TEAM. >> I DIDN'T KNOW TRACY PLAYED SPORTS. >> YEAH, OF COURSE. >> BUT DON'T OVERDO IT. >> TURN TO THE SIDE. YEAH, PERFECT. >> 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE THE BUTT OF A JOKE. >> WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME HOW BIG MY *** LOOKED IN THAT DRESS? >> 'CAUSE IT DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG. IT'S THE WIDE SCREEN. >> HOW DO I MAKE IT, LIKE, SLIM SCREEN AND NOT WIDESCREEN? >> IF YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE, DO WEAR SOMETHING THAT WILL SHOW 'EM YOU'RE INTERESTED. BUT DON'T WEAR SOMETHING THAT SCREAMS ONE NIGHT STAND. >> WHOA. >> HOLY ***. >> YOUR STYLE IS VERY, UM... >> SLUTTY. >> YEAH. >> CLASSY ***. >> CLASSY ***. >> OK. >> IF YOU HAVE KIDS, DO DRESS HOT. >> THIS IS JUST LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL LIKE WHEN ALL THE GUYS WERE LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU. >> BUT DON'T DRESS LIKE A HOT MESS. >> I ACTUALLY HAD A MOMMY STAIN ON MY PANTS. I TRIED TO HIDE IT WITH A FLOWY SHIRT. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY OUTFIT? IS IT TOO MOMMY-ISH? >> UH, YEAH. [LAUGHTER] >> SOME OF THESE FASHIONS HAVE BEEN TIMELESS... >> I FEEL LIKE PLEATHER LEGGINGS ARE LIKE A STAPLE OF THE WARDROBE. >> AND SOME SHOULD BE LOCKED AWAY FOREVER. NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED ABOUT FASHION, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE LOOK INTO YOUR FUTURE? >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. >> IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER "JRZ" HOROSCOPE. WHAT'S YOUR SIGN, LADIES? >> I'M A VIRGO, AND BRIELLA'S A GEMINI. AND WE'RE THE TWO MOST LIKELY TO BE BI OR GAY. >> VIRGOS AND GEMINIS SHOULD KEEP AN OPEN MIND WITH MATTERS OF THE HEART. LOVE CAN COME IN ALL FORMS. >> I WOULD DATE A GIRL. >> JUST DON'T EXPECT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS TO BE ADVENTUROUS. >> WHAT IF YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY AND THEY HAPPENED TO BE A GIRL? YOU WOULDN'T DATE THEM? >> VAGINAS GROSS ME OUT. >> EVERYONE LIKES A ROMANCE NOVEL WHERE A GUY SWEEPS A WOMAN OFF HER FEET AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. >> THAT'S SO SWEET. >> BUT "JRZ" IS NO ROMANCE NOVEL. WE'RE A TABLOID. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE ROCKY ROMANCES. >> ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT, IT'S DONE, IT'S OVER, ALL RIGHT? IT JUST ENDED. >> AND THE ROCKIEST ROMANCE OF ALL CONSUMED OUR HEADLINES FOR YEARS--THE SAGA OF FRANGI, WHICH HAD MORE UPS AND DOWNS THAN THE STOCK MARKET. >> I LOVE FRANKIE. WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER ANYMORE. I LOVE HIM. WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BREAK. I LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM. >> HOLD THE BEAR AND SHUT UP. >> I LOVE YOU. IF THERE'S A BIGGER WORD THAN "LOVE," I WISH I HAD IT. FRANKIE AND I, WE ARE A HUNDRED PERCENT DONE. I LOVE HIM. I ALWAYS WILL LOVE HIM. >> I PROMISE YOU, WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GO ON ANY BREAKS EVER AGAIN. >> FRANKIE AND I BROKE UP. I AM SO HAPPY ME AND FRANKIE ARE BACK TOGETHER. THIS BREAK WAS ALL RIGHT, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO MAKE IT FINAL. >> ENOUGH WITH THIS. >> NO, FRANKIE, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH. HERE AT "JRZ" HEADQUARTERS, WE'RE OBSESSED WITH THESE TWO, EVEN POST-BREAK UP. >> HAVE YOU SPOKE TO GIGI AT ALL? >> NO. SALUD, GOD BLESS. HAVE A GOOD LIFE. >> FRANKIE EVENTUALLY RAN FAR AWAY FROM GIGI. >> SEE YA. [TIRES SQUEALING] >> AND ONTO BROOKLYN. NO, NOT THE BOROUGH. THIS GIRL. >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO BRUNETTES. JUST KIDDING, SORRY. >> THERE'S A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING. >> SPEAKING OF BRUNETTES, JERSEY CAMERAS CAUGHT GIGI WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND, CARMINE. >> I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. >> I LOVE YOU, TOO. >> EXCEPT FOR HIS COMPLEXION, DARK HAIR, SUNKEN EYES, RESIDENCE IN THE TRI-STATE AREA, GIANT UPPER BODY AND GENERAL DEMEANOR, CARMINE IS THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF FRANKIE. >> COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. >> FRANKIE AND BROOKLYN'S ROMANCE PLAYED OUT LIKE A MOVIE, BUT FOR GIGI, THE SCRIPT FOR FRANKIE PART TWO, AKA CARMINE, ENDED EXACTLY AS THE FIRST ONE DID. >> ME AND CARMINE LIKE BROKE UP. >> YOU DID? >> MM-HMM. >> NOW GIGI BELIEVES SEQUELS ARE NEVER AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL. >> I'M GOING TO BE STRAIGHT UP. I MESSED UP. I LOVE HIM. >> IS THERE ANOTHER CHANCE OF FRANGI REUNITING? >> LIKE...NO WAY. >> LIKE, YEAH WAY. KNOWING THEIR HISTORY, OUR CAMERAS WERE HOPING TO CATCH A ROMANTIC REBOUND AT THE GLAMOUR STATE LAUNCH PARTY. >> I HAVEN'T SEEN FRANKIE SINCE WE BROKE UP, AND, LIKE, OH, MY GOD. LIKE, I HAVE LIKE A MILLION THOUSAND EMOTIONS RUNNING THROUGH MY BODY. >> A MILLION THOUSAND? WE'RE NOT MATHEMATICIANS, BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT. ALSO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S NOT A REAL NUMBER. >> OH, GIGI, YOU JUST GOT SO EXCITED. WHY DID YOU JUST GET SO EXCITED? >> I DON'T KNOW. THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD, RIGHT? HI. >> HEY. WHAT'S UP, HOW ARE YOU? >> HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. YOURSELF? >> HEY, IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES! >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU DOING? >> LIKE WE SAID, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. IF THERE'S ONE THING OUR JRZ CAMERAS HAVE LEARNED, IT'S THAT THE DATING POOL IS BEYOND SHALLOW. >> HOW MANY GUIDOS ARE IN NEW JERSEY? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM. >> NOT ENOUGH. >> NOT ENOUGH TO GO AROUND. >> DAMN. >> AND THAT MEANS BITTER ENEMIES SOMETIMES SHARE COMMON LOVES. OLIVIA AND TRACY HAVE MORE THAN A MUTUAL DISLIKE FOR ONE ANOTHER. THEY'VE ALSO DATED THE SAME GUYS. >> SLOPPY SECONDS. >> SWEETHEART, YOU HAVE THE SLOPPIEST OF IT ALL RIGHT NOW. LAST YEAR, SWEETHEART. >> WHEN YOU STARTED DATING LORENZO, MY SPIT WAS STILL FRESH IN HIS MOUTH! YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SLOPPY SECONDS?! >> ACTUALLY, YES, WE DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT SLOPPY SECONDS. TRACY ONCE DATED MIKEY AND OLIVIA DATED LORENZO. BUT THEN TRACY BROKE UP WITH MIKEY AND CONSIDERING THERE'S ABOUT THREE MEN IN THE TRI-STATE AREA, ONE OF WHICH IS ANTHONY, WHO IS ALREADY MARRIED, THE ONLY LOGICAL SOLUTION WAS FOR TRACY TO STEAL LORENZO AND OLIVIA TO START DATING MIKEY. AND THAT ENDED WELL FOR EVERYONE, DIDN'T IT? >> GO AHEAD. COME AT ME. [BOTH GRUNTING] >> GIRLS, GIRLS, STOP. >> YOU'RE STILL [BLEEP] OBSESSED WITH HIM! >> WELL, NO ONE EXPECTED THOSE TWO TO GET ALONG. BUT THOSE RELATIONSHIPS WERE WORTH FIGHTING ABOUT. RIGHT? >> I THINK THAT MAYBE IT'S LIKE A BAD TIME OF THE MONTH FOR YOU OR SOMETHING. IS THAT WHAT IT IS? >> I CAN'T. GOOD-BYE. >> BABY, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GIRLS RIGHT NOW. >> YOUR BODY'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN, LIKE, A GIRL? >> YOU SHOULD SUPPORT IT. >> SUPPORT IT? >> IF ANYTHING, I NEED A GIRL WHO'S GOING TO SUPPORT HOW I FEEL. >> I TOOK A LOUGIE TO THE FACE FROM TRACY FOR THIS GUY. AND NOW HE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME SO HE CAN WORK OUT MORE? >> SO IF TRACY AND OLIVIA'S EXES ARE NOW EACH OTHER'S EXES, WHERE DO THEY TURN TO NEXT? LUCKILY, JERSEY GOT A FRESH SHIPMENT OF NEW MEN. >> I DON'T KNOW, I THINK I'M JUST EXTREMELY PICKY. I WANT, LIKE, A GUY WHO'S GOT HIS STUFF TOGETHER. I'M SICK OF TOOLS. I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF THE SHED, OK? LIKE I'M SICK OF THAT. >> YOUR DATE TOOLS ARE NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED. >> YEAH, BUT THEY ARE BUILT. YOU KNOW, AND A PLUS IF HE'S JACKED AND TAN. >> OLIVIA FOUND SOMEONE WHO'S JUST THAT--NICK. AND OUR CAMERAS CAUGHT THE TWO GETTING COZY. >> YOU'RE REALLY LIKE SMART. I'M NOT USED TO THAT. >> NO? >> NO! >> WHY NOT? >> I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS LIKE THE GUYS I'VE TALKED TO ARE KIND OF TOOLS. >> YEAH? >> YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE NOT A TOOL. >> THANK YOU. >> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. >> IF ONLY WE KNEW WHAT OLIVIA THOUGHT OF NICK. >> YOU KNOW, NICK'S A GREAT GUY. LIKE, NICK, HE'S SUCH A GREAT GUY. 'CAUSE HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY. THIS KID IS SUCH A GREAT CATCH. >> WAIT, ARE THOSE WEDDING BELLS WE HEAR? >> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY TO SETTLE DOWN. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. >> I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET TO KNOW ANYONE. I JUST DON'T WANT THAT RIGHT NOW. >> WHAT A BUMMER. WE REALLY LIKE THAT GUY. >> LITERALLY EVERY [BLEEP] PERSON LOVES HIM! EVERYONE. NOT ONE PERSON WAS LIKE, I DON'T LIKE HIM. >> TRACY REBOUNDED FROM LORENZO WITH COREY, AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP HAD ALL OF US SINGING THAT OLD NURSERY RHYME. YOU KNOW, TRACY AND COREY SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. >> I LOVE YOU. >> LOVE YOU, TOO. >> FIRST CAME LOVE... >> YOU ASKED ME TO DO MY ROOM BABY BLUE AND I DID IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND, LIKE, I'M NOT GOING TO BACK DOWN ON THAT. >> BABY BLUE HAS BEEN A PART OF ME SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID. AND I'M NOT CHANGING THAT. THAT'S A PART OF ME. SO IF YOU MARRY ME, YOU MARRY BABY BLUE. >> THEN COMES MARRIAGE. >> TRACY... >> OH, MY GOD! >> WILL YOU MARRY ME? >> I LOVE THIS... >> STYLE? >> YEAH. I MEAN, I NEED LIKE *** STAR ***, A LITTLE BIT. >> NO, YOU DON'T WANT-- >> A LITTLE BIT. >> THEN COMES A BABY IN A BABY CARRIAGE. >> IF WE FAIL OUR FIRST KID, FINE. BUT GUESS WHAT, THOUGH? OUR SECOND KID, WE'LL KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING. >> AH, THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER THAN YOUNG LOVE. >> WHAT AM I, A-- >> LIKE AN APE. >> I'M AN APE? >> LIKE, THAT HASN'T LIKE FULLY EVOLVED YET. >> "JRZ" NEWSFLASH--WE JUST GOT RUMORS OF A GIGI SIGHTING. SHE AND FRANKIE... ARE STILL BROKEN UP. >> SUCKS. >> "JRZ" HAS CAPTURED COUPLES IN ALL STAGES, IN ALL KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS. >> WE COULD HAVE BENEFITED BY COUPLES THERAPY. >> WE WOULD HAVE BENEFITED FROM A GOOD ATTORNEY. >> THERE'S ONE SALON OWNER WHO OUR CAMERAS HAVE CONSISTENTLY SEEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF LOVE--GAYLE. >> ANYBODY CAN SAY, "I LOVE YOU." >> THE FEELING I HAVE WITH HIM IS, I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE. >> I FELT IT, TOO. THREE TIMES. [CHUCKLES] >> THREE DIVORCES HAVEN'T SLOWED GAYLE. WE EVEN CAUGHT HER TRYING TO FEEL IT A FOURTH TIME. >> ANTHONY, I WANT YOU TO MEET SETH, HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. ANTHONY. >> BOYFRIEND? HOW YOU DOING? >> I KNOW, A SURPRISE, HUH? >> GAYLE HAS NO PROBLEM MEETING MEN. >> I'M A GILF, I'M A GILF, I'M A GILF, I'M A GILF. >> "JRZ" HAS KEPT CONSTANT TABS ON GAYLE'S QUEST FOR MR. RIGHT NUMBER FOUR. THERE WERE EVEN REPORTS OF A YOUNGER MAN. >> HEY, MS. GAYLE. >> HI, FILL. >> YOU LOOK VERY COUGARLICIOUS TODAY. >> SERIOUSLY? >> I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN A COUGAR'S CUB, AND IT WAS NOT TOO LONG AGO. MAYBE IT WAS MS. GAYLE. YOU NEVER KNOW. YOU NEVER KNOW. >> THAT'S KIND OF DISGUSTING. >> BUT SOURCES SAY THESE DAYS, SHE MAY JUST BE HAPPIER ALONE, CURLED UP WITH A GOOD BOOK. >> WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? >> DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> YEAH. >> I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND AT HOME. [LAUGHTER] >> SO YOU HAD "50 SHADES OF GRAY," HUH? >> YEAH, I DID. SORRY, ANT. >> YEAH, I MIGHT NOT BE SLEEPING FOR THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT. [LAUGHTER] >> THE JRZ CAMERAS LOVE LOVE, AND WE'VE BEEN THERE FOR SOME PRECIOUS MOMENTS. >> I'M GETTING KIND OF EXCITED NOW. NOT FOR NOTHIN'. >> WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE JERSEY-STYLE, NO ONE'S BEEN MORE STEADFAST THAN ALEXA. >> MAYBE A 21 YEAR OLD IN A TANNING SALON WOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH YOU-- >> OK, OK, BUT THIS-- >> YOU, TO ME, LOOK LIKE AN INSECURE GUY WITH SOMETHING THAT'S VERY SMALL. >> OK. YOU ARE NOTHING. [ALL GASPING] >> THE JRZ CAMERAS ARE NO STRANGER TO HER IDEAS ON RELATIONSHIP. >> I WOULDN'T GET MARRIED. I HAVE NO DESIRE. >> SHE'S A BEACON OF INDIVIDUALITY. >> YOU THINK OF EVERY DAY, SLOWLY GIVING UP WHO YOU ARE. >> OF SINGLE LADYNESS. >> LAST NIGHT I SLEPT IN A BED MYSELF, AND SO, TOO, WAS I ALONE FOR THE 27 YEARS BEFORE LAST NIGHT. THAT'S FINE. BECAUSE I CANNOT STAND JERSEY GUYS. >> SHE'S THE GOLD STANDARD OF... >> OH, MY GOD! >> OF...WAIT A SECOND. >> WILL YOU MARRY ME? >> NO WAY! >> YES! [CRYING] OH, MY GOD. >> COME HERE, YOU GOT TO PUT IT ON NOW. >> OH, MY GOD! >> OK. MAYBE SHE CAVED ON MARRIAGE, BUT HER STANCE ON KIDS... >> NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. >> CLEARLY SHE'S GOING TO STICK TO HER GUNS ON THIS ONE. >> I AM VERY PREGNANT. >> UGH, I GIVE UP. >> [GASPS] DID YOU SEE THAT? >> I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S A BIGGER MIRACLE--THE BIRTH OF MCAYLA, OR ALEXA'S TOTAL 180. >> LOOK AT YOU, MCAYLA. >> AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER "JRZ" HOROSCOPE. SCORPIOS STAND STRONG AND HAVE A BACK BONE. >> I'M A SCORPIO, OK. I DON'T LET PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER ME. >> BECAUSE THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEMS IS PROBABLY YOUR KILLER INSTINCT. >> SCORPIOS ARE VERY DANGEROUS ANIMALS. BUT FROM THE OUTSIDE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD CRUSH THEM EASILY. AND THEN THEY COME AND THEY KILL YOU. >> SO THAT'S A NOTICE TO ALL OTHER SIGNS--STEER CLEAR OF SCORPIOS. THEY'RE A LITTLE... >> PSYCHOTIC, THE DEVIL, A LIAR, CRAZY, MENTAL INSTITUTE. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO ADD TO THE LIST? >> I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY STRONG-WILLED, BUT THOSE WILL DO JUST FINE. >> SHUT UP... [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] >> THESE CELEB STYLISTS WORK HARD. THEY ALSO PLAY HARD. IF THERE'S ONE THING JERSEY LIKES, IT'S A GOOD OLD JERSEY PARTY. >> ♪ I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW I DO IT, DO IT, DO IT ♪ >> BUT JERSEY CELEBS WON'T GO TO JUST ANY PARTY. >> A THEMED CASINO PARTY. >> COSTUME PARTY. >> SAUSAGE PARTY. >> WHERE'S THE PARTY? OVER HERE. >> THEY LOVE TO PARTY SO MUCH, THEY CAN MAKE ANY NORMAL AFFAIR A PARTY. >> YEAH! MWAH! >> CRUNCH PARTY! >> YEAH! >> BUT THERE'S CERTAIN RULES TO THROWING AN ULTRA EXCLUSIVE A-LIST JERSEY PARTY, AND "JRZ" KNOWS THEM ALL. RULE NUMBER ONE--MAKE SURE THE PARTY'S BIGGER THAN A JERSEY-SIZED TEASE. >> I AM HAVING A JUGGLER, AN OPERA SINGER, AND I'M IN DISCUSSIONS TO HAVE A MIME. ALL FOR YOU. >> I DON'T HAVE A RUNNING TOILET, BUT WE HAVE AN OPERA SINGER. >> RULE NUMBER TWO--PARTIES MUST HAVE THE TWO "Fs." FUN... AND FIGHTING. >> WHY? WHY WOULD YOU INVITE HER? >> THERE'S A MILLION PEOPLE ON THE BOAT, I'M NOT ASKING-- >> YEAH, A MILLION PEOPLE, SO WHY DID SHE HAVE TO COME? >> WHY ARE YOU STARTING [BLEEP] WITH ME ON MY BIRTHDAY? YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT? >> WHAT'S AN EVENT IN JERSEY WITHOUT A FIGHT? >> YOU ARE THE WORST FRIEND EVER. >> I AM NOT THE WORST FRIEND! >> YES, YOU ARE! TWO-FACED. >> I AM NOT TWO-FACED. YOU ARE A CHILD AND YOU NEED TO GROW UP. THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. >> RULE NUMBER THREE--MAKE SURE THE JERSEY CAMERAS ARE THERE TO CATCH IT ALL. >> HAVE SOME [BLEEP] CLASS. >> NO, YOU HAVE CLASS. >> GET OUT OF HERE. >> ALL LOW CLASS. YOU, YOU, YOU, NO CLASS! [ALL YELLING] >> THAT'S ENOUGH NOW. >> AND FINALLY, RULE NUMBER FOUR--THESE PARTIES GO UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS. >> [SINGING IN ITALIAN] >> OK, WE'LL SETTLE FOR THE SLIGHTLY HUSKY MAN. >> WHOO! >> TO KEEP UP WITH THEIR FAST-PACED LIFESTYLE... >> WAIT! OH, MY GOD! >> THESE STYLISTS NEED TO STAY ON THE CUTTING EDGE. BUT TO KEEP THAT FRESH JERSEY LOOK, WE'VE CAUGHT THEM DOING ANYTHING TO STAY YOUNG. >> OK, SO THE EGG WHITES TIGHTEN YOUR SKIN? >> THEY TIGHTEN. AND APPARENTLY THEY'RE GOOD FOR THE EYE AREA. >> OH-HO! >> YOU FEEL YOUR SKIN-- >> IT FEELS RANCID, MICHELLE. [LAUGHS] IT HURTS SO MUCH. >> YOUR SKIN IS GOING TO LOVE ME. >> YEAH, WELL, MY FACE IS SO TIGHT RIGHT NOW. [LAUGHTER] OW. >> SEEKING THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH IS A FULL TIME JOB FOR THESE STYLISTS. FOR THOSE WHO FEEL THEIR LOOKS ARE HEADING SOUTH--JERSEY... >> I'M GOING TO GET A FACELIFT. >> YOU ARE? >> NOTHING LIKE MAJOR SURGERY TO BRING YOURSELF BACK TO NORTH JERSEY. >> I DISAGREE WITH THIS A HUNDRED PERCENT. I DON'T THINK YOU NEED A FACELIFT. >> THESE ARE THE LIP IMPLANTS. FEEL THEM, THEY'RE VERY, VERY SOFT. >> IT'S LIKE BREAST. >> BUT THESE FEEL VERY NATURAL. >> I LOVE THE LIP-- >> OH, WE SAW THIS LIP THING. >> YOU SHOULD--[GASPS] YOU WOULD LOVE THEM. MAYBE IF WE GET ENOUGH OF US TOGETHER-- >> MAYBE WE CAN HAVE AN IMPLANT PARTY. >> YES. >> THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF IMPLANT PARTY WE WANT TO SEE. >> DO YOU HAVE AN INVITE TO THE *** PARTY? >> NO. >> REALLY? >> NO. WHAT'S A *** PARTY? >> WELL, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY INVITED TO MY *** PARTY. MY *** ARE GOING TO BE THREE SOON. SO A TRADITION, I HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR THEM. >> I THINK YOU NEED TO TONE IT DOWN WITH THE... >> WITH THE *** TALK? >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S... YOU JUST MET US. >> I DON'T REALLY THINK JOEL IS INTO MY *** PARTY LIKE I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE INTO MY *** PARTY. >> MICHELLE, YOU MAY WANT TO KEEP OLIVIA ABREAST OF YOUR PARTY, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOT A NEW PAIR HERSELF. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL, GOOD? >> I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? >> IT LOOKS REALLY, REALLY GOOD. [HORN HONKING] >> PEOPLE ARE LIKE HONKING AT ME. >> HONKING, THAT'S SO DISGUSTING. A WHISTLE WOULD DO JUST FINE. >> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! >> MY ***! >> BUT WE BUSTED OLIVIA. THOSE THINGS WEREN'T REAL. THEY WERE RICE. >> THERE'S LIKE RICE EVERYWHERE. >> SO WHY DIDN'T OLIVIA GO FOR THE REAL UPGRADE? >> I JUST FEEL LIKE YOUR *** HAVE LIKE TURNED YOU INTO A FRICKIN' MONSTER. >> A MONSTER? >> YEAH, A *** MONSTER. >> A *** MONSTER? >> YEAH! >> "ATTACK OF THE *** MONSTER" SEEMS LIKE A MOVIE WE'D LIKE TO SEE. IT'S A SHOCK THESE CELEB STYLISTS LOOK HEALTHY, 'CAUSE JRZ'S CAMERAS HAVE SPOTTED THEM EATING FOOD WE WOULD ONLY EAT BY OURSELVES IN OUR CAR WITH NO ONE WATCHING. >> THIS IS A HUGE SUB. >> BUT THESE CELEBS AREN'T SHY ABOUT THEIR FOOD CHOICES. >> THIS IS SO BAD. YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE GRAVY ON? >> POUR IT ALL OVER. >> MMM. >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? >> NO. >> FRENCH FRIES WITH MOZZARELLA AND GRAVY. SO TRY IT. >> ONE FRY'S PROBABLY A THOUSAND CALORIES. >> OH, PLEASE, STOP. >> DISCO FRIES MAY NOT BE HEALTHY, BUT THEY DO BALANCE THEIR DIET WITH SOME FRUIT. >> JUST EAT A BUNCH OF GUMMY BEARS... >> I'M SORRY, I MEANT FRUIT FLAVORING. >> YOU JUST EAT ENOUGH OF THEM, LIKE, I'M TALKING ABOUT LIKE INDUSTRIAL PORTIONS, YOU WON'T GET HUNGRY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GET NAUSEOUS. >> BUT HOW DO THESE STYLISTS STAY FIT BASED ON THEIR DIET OF SUGARY BEARS AND GRAVY POTATOES? LUCKY FOR YOU, "JRZ" HAS THE REAL SECRET, AND WE CAN REVEAL IT TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. FILLY HAS A RECIPE THAT'S BEEN HANDED DOWN THROUGH THE GENERATIONS ALL THE WAY FROM ITALY. FILLY, SHOW IT TO US. >> YOU'RE GOING TO GET A LEMON. YOU'RE GOING TO CUT ONE FOURTH OF THE LEMON. YOU'RE GOING TO SQUEEZE THAT FRESH LEMON JUICE RIGHT INTO THAT GLASS OF WATER. NOW YOU'RE GOING TO STIR IT UP A LITTLE BIT. NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR 12 OUNCE GLASS OF FRESH LEMON WATER. >> THAT CLEANSE IS WAY TOO MUCH WORK. LET'S GO BACK TO EATING DISCO FRIES. >> YOU GRAB ONE, I'LL GRAB ONE. >> OK. >> ALL RIGHT. >> CHEERS. >> PICK UP THE PACE! >> AHH! >> PICK UP THE PACE! >> ONCE THESE STYLISTS GO THROUGH THE JERSEY CLEANSE, IT'S ALL ABOUT TONING THEIR BODIES. >> JUMPING JACKS. >> JUMPING JACKS, JUMPING JACKS. >> THE REGULAR WORK-OUT MAY EXCITE SOME... >> IT'S BETTER THAN SEX, BRO. >> BUT THESE STYLISTS LIKE TO STAY ON TREND. AND A REGULAR OLD WORK-OUT WON'T DO, AS JRZ'S CAMERAS DISCOVERED. >> GO DOWN, AND UP. >> I FEEL LIGHT-HEADED. >> OLIVIA'S FAR FROM FOND OF THE GYM. >> COME ON, YOU'RE ONLY GETTING STARTED. >> OW, IT HURTS. >> OH, THAT'S GOOD. >> OR GETTING SWEATY. >> NO MORE. >> OR ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CHIN-UP. >> I'M DOING ALL THE WORK. >> NO, YOU'RE NOT! >> SHE PREFERS TO GET WORK-OUTS IN ON THE DANCE FLOOR. >> OLIVIA DANCES LIKE ELAINE FROM "SEINFELD." >> 1, 2, HUP, HUP. OOH. >> AND WE'D PREFER IT IF SHE WORKED OUT IN THE PRIVACY OF HER OWN HOME. >> YOU WANT TO GET EVERYTHING MOVING ALL AT ONCE. >> WITH NO CAMERAS AROUND. >> BUT THE MOST RADICAL WORK-OUT OF ALL IS JACKIE'S. >> OH, MY GOODNESS. YOU JUST HAD A BABY! YOU GOT SO SKINNY. >> IT'S CALLED THE BABY ADRIANA WORK-OUT. >> YOUR BODY LOOKS RIDICULOUS. >> GIVING BIRTH CAUSED JACKIE TO LOSE HER PREGNANCY WEIGHT, AND MORE. >> BEFORE THE BABY, I WAS LIKE 130 POUNDS, AND NOW I'M LIKE 115. >> REALLY? >> I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. >> YOU WOULD. >> I WANT TO WEIGH 115 POUNDS. NO, JUST KIDDING. >> AND MOMS EVERYWHERE ARE CURSING HER NAME. >> YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A POMPOUS ***. >> IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER "JRZ" HOROSCOPE. CAPRICORNS, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A FEARLESS, CONFIDENT LEADER AMONGST YOUR RANKS. >> I FEAR NO MAN. I FEAR NO MAN. THERE IS NO COMPETITION. >> DID WE MENTION FEARLESS AND CONFIDENT? >> I'M GOING TO KILL IT, AND I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYTHING IN IT. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD IS MINE. >> CLEARLY, THE WORLD IS THIS CAPRICORN'S OYSTER. AT JERSEY HEADQUARTERS, WE'RE OBSESSED WITH A RARE BREED OF EXCEPTIONAL HUMANS-- NEW JERSEY STYLISTS. >> NOT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN OR ANYTHING, BUT BEEP BEEP. >> WE'VE SEEN THEM FIGHT... >> YOU'RE SUCH A [BLEEP]. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU. YOU'RE DISGUSTING. FROM HEAD TO [BLEEP] TOE, YOU'RE DISGUSTING. >> WE'VE SEEN HOW THEY STAY FIT... >> COME ON, LET'S GO, REALLY BEAT THAT BAG UP, THERE WE GO. >> AND WE'VE SEEN THEM FALL IN LOVE. >> I WENT ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE. >> IS HE HOT? >> HE'S SO HOT. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. >> HE DOESN'T HAVE STDs OR ANYTHING, RIGHT? >> NO, BRIELLA! >> I DON'T KNOW! >> BUT WHY DO THE JRZ CAMERAS SEEM TO BE DRAWN TO THEM? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> IF THERE'S ONE THING WE AT JERSEY HEADQUARTERS HAVE LEARNED, IT'S JERSEYANS MARCH TO THE BEAT OF THEIR OWN DRUM MACHINE. >> WELL, FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. >> WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME FOR OUR FAVORITE SEGMENT-- "JERSEYANS--THEY'RE NOT LIKE US." THEY DON'T KEEP THEIR CLOTHES IN THE CLOSET. THEY KEEP THEM IN THE CAR. >> THANK GOD I HAVE A PERSONAL CLOSET ON WHEELS. >> A MANICURE IS USUALLY AS BORING AS THE PAINT ON THE WALLS. >> IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR NAILS DONE, WHY NOT GO ALL OUT WITH THEM? >> NOT IN JERSEY. THEY'RE NOT LIKE US. >> IN JERSEY, GAUDY IS DEFINITELY THE NEW CLASSY. >> 'CAUSE THEIR NAILS LOOK LIKE WORKS OF ART WORTHY OF BEING IN THE LOUVRE, OR SOME RANDOM MUSEUM THAT HAS TONS OF TACKY ART. >> I WOULD IMAGINE THAT'S WHAT AN ACID TRIP WOULD LOOK LIKE IN THE JUNGLE. NOT THAT I'VE EVER DONE THAT, I'M JUST SAYING. >> IN THE REST OF A WORLD, A DOG IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND. BUT NEW JERSEY, THEY'RE NOT LIKE US, BECAUSE A DOG IS A WOMAN'S BEST ACCESSORY. >> YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR DOGS HAVE DESIGNER THINGS, LIKE CHEWY VUITTON DRESSES, MATCHING FURBERRY VESTS, AND A LITTLE PUCCI. I DON'T WANT THEM RUNNING AROUND NAKED, IT'S NOT A GOOD WAY OF LIFE. >> PEOPLE GENERALLY USE A BIDET FOR ONE SPECIFIC THING. >> TO CLEAN, LIKE, YOUR BUTT. >> BUT IN JERSEY, THEY'RE NOT LIKE US. THEY USE IT FOR... OTHER THINGS. >> THIS IS A WOMAN'S DREAM. I USE MINE ALL THE TIME. HONEY, ONCE YOU DO IT, YOU'LL BE DOING IT AND DOING IT AND DOING IT. LOVE IT. >> I HEARD IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER OF PLEASURE, IS WHAT I HEARD IT WAS. >> THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. >> WE HOPE "JRZ" BROUGHT YOU A LOT OF ENJOYMENT, TOO. AND WE PLEDGE TO KEEP GIVING YOU THE SCOOP ON ALL THINGS JERSEY. >> THIS IS NEW JERSEY. IN MY OPINION, IT'S THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH. >> IF THERE'S FIGHTING, OUR CAMERAS WILL CATCH IT. >> DON'T LOOK AT IT. I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY FACE ALL DAY AND I DON'T COMPLAIN. >> AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR BRA ON YOUR FRIGGIN' SHOULDER ALL DAY LONG. NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE YOUR MARCIANO BRA. YOU'RE SUCH A [BLEEP] ***! >> WHEN THERE'S A FASHION FAUX PAS, WE'LL MAKE SURE TO SHOOT IT. >> YOU GOT TWO CHOICES-- GLAMOROUS OR JERSEY. >> WHEN THERE'S A ROMANCE IN BLOOM OR ONE ON THE ROCKS... >> I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE. >> WE'LL BE THERE TO REPORT IT. THE STYLISTS OF JERSEY WON'T QUIT, AND NEITHER WILL WE. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN THE GARDEN STATE AND SEE SOMETHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY, JUST LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER. >> THESE [BLEEP] CAMERAS DON'T [BLEEP] STOP. >> BECAUSE THE JERSEY CAMERAS PROBABLY AREN'T FAR BEHIND. >> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE JERSEY. >> FOR EVEN MORE JERSEYLICIOUS DRAMA, GO TO STYLENETWORK.COM.