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( clock ticking )
( alarm rings )
♪ So much to do, so little time in the morning ♪
♪ Anthony, Nick, Alexander, get up please ♪
( alarm clock ringing )
♪ So much to do, so little time in the morning ♪
- ♪ Shower and shave ♪ - ♪ Do situps ♪
♪ Don't bend your knees ♪
- ♪ So much to do ♪ - ♪ So little time ♪
( together ) ♪ In the morning ♪
- ♪ Finish this essay ♪ - ♪ Study for this dumb test ♪
- ♪ So much to do ♪ - ♪ So little time ♪
( together ) ♪ In the morning ♪
♪ Anthony, Nick, Alexander, you get dressed ♪
♪ Gotta clean up our rooms because ♪
♪ Mom and Dad say that's the rule ♪
♪ Come on, you guys, get down or else you will all be late for school ♪
♪ So much to do, so little time in the morning ♪
- ♪ Oil my mitt ♪ - ♪ Squeeze my zit ♪ - ♪ Straighten up your tie ♪
♪ So much to do, so little time in the morning ♪
♪ Hurry up, move it, run ♪
♪ I'm warning you, my number three son ♪
♪ That I am really done bein' a nice guy ♪
- ♪ So much to do, so little time... ♪♪ - ( yawns )
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair.
( yawns )
MOM: Alexander, I'm giving you two minutes to get down here!
- When I got out of bed, I tripped on my skateboard. - ( crash )
- ( Alexander humming ) - ( water running )
( brushing teeth )
( Alexander gargling )
Ahh!
By mistake, I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running.
Where's that dumb yo-yo, anyhow?
Timothy, have you seen my yo-yo?
Aahh!
I could tell it was gonna be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Anyone seen my yo-yo, the purple one that glows in the dark?
- Nope. - Nope.
Check at school, sweetie. Maybe you left it there.
Wow, a Corvette Sting Ray car.
Look at this Junior Undercover Agent code ring!
MOM: Alexander?
So, whatcha got there?
Breakfast cereal.
MOM: Alexander.
I think I'll move to Australia.
Mrs. Gibson let Elliott get a seat by the window.
Becky and Audrey got seats by the window too.
I said, "I'm being scrunched!"
- I said, "I'm being smushed!" - ( laughter )
I said, if I don't get a seat by the window I'm gonna be carsick.
No one even answered.
I could tell it was gonna be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Good! That's good.
All those bright colors.
And you even put curtains in the windows.
Hmm, yes. It's very unusual.
Oh, Paul, I love that sailboat! It's just great.
Let's put it up on the bulletin board.
And what are you drawing, Alexander?
Oh, uh, I... I drew it already.
Drew it? Where?
Right here. It's got turrets, and towers, and flying flags, and... and a moat.
What does?
- My invisible castle. - ( children laughing )
( indistinct chattering )
- Can I play, too? - We've got all the guys we need.
You could have two monkeys in the middle.
No, we couldn't. Now, come on, Alexander.
( in unison ) Give back the ball!
( girl humming )
That was funny, that invisible castle.
Mrs. Dickens didn't think so. She hates me.
No, she just hates your invisible castle.
Hey! Did either of you see a yo-yo?
It's purple, and it glows in the dark.
- Nope. - Try lost and found.
A purple yo-yo? ( giggles )
( Paul humming )
- Could you move? - Why should I?
Come on, Alexander. Move!
How come you keep playing with them if I'm your best friend?
Well, you're not anymore.
He said that Philip Parker was his best friend, that Albert Moyo was his next best friend,
that I was only his third best friend.
I hope you sit on a tack.
I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone,
the ice-cream part falls off the cone part and lands in Australia!