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KYLIE?
WELL, AS YOU MENTIONED IT IS
APRIL FOOLS' DAY WHICH MEANS A
LOT OF FUN AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE
SOME OF THE MOST FUN AND WE'RE
ONE OF THE OLDEST SHOPS OF FUN
HERE IN MINNESOTA.
I HAVE LARRY HERE WITH ME THIS
MORNING FROM EAGLE MAGIC.
THE OLDEST EAGLE MAGIC STORE
IN THE UNITED STATES.
IN THE UNITED STATESMENT I LOVE IT.
AND YOU HAVE A KIND OF A FUN
HISTORY TOO.
YOU'RE A MAGICIAN BY TRADE.
I TEACH CLASSES AND DO SHOWS.
AND SELL MAGIC TRICKS AND JOKES
SHOW PEOPLE HOW TO USE THEM.
TELL PEOPLE HOW YOU GOT
INTERESTED IN JOKES AND MAGIC,
DID YOU DISCOVER IT LATER ON?
I WAS A CHILD AND WE WERE IN
DOWNTOWN MINNEAPOLIS AND MY
MOTHER AND I AND WE STOPPED AT
EAGLE MAGIC STORE AND I BOUGHT
LITTLE RUBBER POO.
AND -- MY MOTHER SAID WOULD YOU
LIKE TO BUY MAGIC TRICK ALSO IN
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID.
SO I -- HAVE BEEN ENJOYING THIS
STUFF ALL MY LIFE.
IT'S -- I MEAN THERE'S A LOT
OF FUN AND WE HAVE BEEN KIND OF
PLAYING WITH IT ALL MORNING.
THESE SOME OF THE THINGS SOME
OF THE VERY FEW THINGS -- MANY
THINGS YOU HAVE AT SHOP.
A FEW OF INTEREST, OVER HERE
THE BOTTOM LEFT THAT'S THE FAKE VOMIT.
OF COURSE.
THAT'S MARVELOUS STUFF.
HERE, THERE'S THE X-RAY SPECS.
AND YOU HAVE A -- GUY WHEN YOU
PUFF ON IT APPEARS TO BE LIT.
THIS IS A GREAT LOOKING RUBBER MOUSE.
OH, YEAH LOOK AT THAT GUY.
YOU PUT THAT DOWN BY THE DOG
DISH AND -- EVERYBODY JUMPS.
NOW THERE'S THE JOY BUZZER, THE
JOY BUZZER IS SOMETIMES MISUSED.
AND THE WAY TO OPERATE THAT IS
WHEN YOU'RE SHAKING HANDS WITH SOMEBODY.
OKAY.
SO -- OH THE BUZZER IS NOT IN
THIS HAND? RIGHT.
OKAY!
WHERE THE IT?
IN THE OTHER HAND. SO YOU --
KIND OF MAKES YOU JUMP.
RIGHT WHEN YOU TOUCH
SOMEBODY'S COMPUTER AND YOU
ASKED THEM WHAT THIS BUTTON IS
FOR --
THEY MIGHT THINK SOMETHING
BROKE?
THEY THINK SOMETHING BROKE
AND IT GETS THEIR ATTENTION AND
EVERYBODY JUMPS.
HERE'S SOME THINGS THAT SQUIRT.
SNICK ELS AND CAMERAS AND THIS
YOU PUT UNDER A TOILET SEAT AND
WHEN THEY SIT DOWN ON IT THEY
GET A SPLASH OF COLD WATER.
I THINK THAT'S PERFECT FOR
MOM OR DAD.
YOU CAN TRICK THEM WITH THAT.
THIS IS -- STINK PALM STINK PERFUME.
OVER HERE IS THE MONEY
SNATCHER.
YOU LEAVE A TIP AT THE
RESTAURANT AND KEEP THE CHANGE.
AND IT GOES BACK --
HEY LET'S SEE IT ONE MORE TIME.
IT GOES BACK INTO YOUR HAND.
THAT'D BE FUN TO TRICK THE
KIDS WITH TOO.
THESE THINGS GIVE YOU A SHOCK.
THIS IS SOMETHING GOOD HERE,
YOU OPEN THIS UP THAT'S LITTLE
LEGS IN THERE. RED YELLOW, GREEN BLUE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH BOY.
AND THEN THE WHOOPEE
CUSHION, I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE
WAS AN OLD SCHOOL AND NEW
SCHOOL VERSION THERE.
I'M VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE
OLD SCHOOL.
THIS IS THE OLD SCHOOL.
JASON JUST GIVE IT A PUSH.
THIS -- THAT'S A SELF- INFLATOR.
IT POPS BACK UP.
OH.
THAT'S MARK.
MY -- MY FAMILY EVERY YEAR FOR
CHRISTMAS GIVES LITTLE
CONTAINERS OF FLARP WHICH MAKE
THAT SOUND.
I KNOW THAT.
YEAH.
OH BOY.
THIS IS CHRISTMAS TRADITION. NOW A FORK?
THIS IS SOMETHING IF YOU
WANT TO GET THE MEATBALLS ON
THE PLATE NEXT DOOR AT THE RESTAURANT.
YOU CAN GO INTO -- GRAB THE
MEATBALL.
SHARE IT WITH YOUR TABLE AFTER
BRINGING IT BACK.
I LOVE IT.
YOU PUT --
YOU PUT THIS IN A CARTON OF CREAM.
THIS IS A LITTLE NOISE MAKER.
AND --
THIS MILK IS FRESH.
WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?
VERY GOOD.
YOUR SHOP IS LOCATED IN
BURNSVILLE RIGHT?
WE USED TO BE IN DOWNTOWN
MINNEAPOLIS BUT NOW MOVED TO BURNSVILLE.
AT THE INTERSECTION OF HIGHWAY
13 AND 11.
GRANDMA HAS TEETH.
DOING THE TALKING FOR US THIS MORNING?
YES.
THAT'S A CAM.
ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE A SNEAK CAM.
HERE WE GO.
THAT'S OUR LAST JOKE.
OH!
I LOVE IT.
THAT'S FUN.
LARRY THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHAT A FUN DAY.
THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
WE'LL BE HEARING MORE JOKES
IF YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR A
GOOD PRANK WE HAVE SOME GET
IDEAS FOR YOU THIS MORNING.
I HAVE BROUGHT IN THE KING OF
JOKES, THE KING OF MAGIC,
WHATEVER TITLE YOU WOULD LIKE.
IT'S FUN TO BE FOOLED BUT
IT'S MORE FUN TO BE THE FOOLER.
EXACTLY, LARRY FROM EAGLE
MAGIC AND JOKE STORE AND YOU
BROUGHT IT LOOKS LIKE THE WHOLE
STORE WITH YOU THIS MORNING.
THESE ARE A LOT OF CLASSIC
JOKES, THINGS THAT ARE --
NECESSITATE A LITTLE BIT OF
PLANNING BUT NOT MUCH.
I USED TO BE LAUGHING MY HEAD
OFF WHEN I PUT THIS UNDER
GRANDMA'S CUSHION OF HER CHAIR.
DO THAT TO YOUR GRANDMA? ABSOLUTELY.
THEN SHE'D SITZ DOWN ON IT.
OH, YEAH.
THIS IS A SELF-INFLATABLE
ONE.
IF YOU JUST PUSH DOWN ON THAT.
OH THAT'S GREAT.
THEN IT POPS RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN.
I LOVE IT.
NOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
HERE IS A LOT OF THIS STUFF
THAT FOOLS THE HECK OUT OF PEOPLE.
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE BUT YOU TAKE IT OUT
OF THE CONTEXT OF THE MA'AMIC
STORE AND YOU DO IT FOR --
MAGIC STORE AND YOU DO IT FOR
PEOPLE AND THEY JUST JUMP.
HERE'S THAT'S A CAMERA, A SMALL
CAMERA.
AND YOU PEOPLE WIND UP AND SAY
CHEESE.
AND YOU PUSH DOWN ON THE THING
AND IT SQUIRTS THEM IN THE
FACE.
THEN YOU SET IT DOWN AND WHEN
PEOPLE TRY AND PICK IT UP TO
SQUIRT YOU THEY DON'T REALIZE
YOU REVERSED THE SPOUT AND IT SQUIRTS THEMSELVES.
AGAIN.
I LOVE IT.
SQUIRTING THINGS, SHOCKING
THINGS.
THINGS THAT GO ***.
THAT HAVE GOT A *** WALLET AND
A *** PEN WHEN YOU OPEN UP THE
PEN, ***.
ONE OF THOSE LOUD PLASTIC CAPS.
OOH I LOVE THAT.
ALWAYS KING OF GET ME WITH LOUD
NOISES.
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE
CONCEALED IN YOUR HAND AND YOU
WALK UP TO SOMEBODY AND SAY
GOOD MORNING.
AND EXCUSE ME I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU --
NOW HOW DOES IT WORK?
THAT IS THE ONE THING THAT
TAKES A LITTLE WORK THERE.
BUT -- YOU CONCEAL THAT IN YOUR
HAND AND YOU PUSH DOWN AND I
HAVE TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO DO THAT.
NOT JUST PICK IT UP AND GO
--
RATTLESNAKE AND ON THE TOP
OF THE TV SET.
SOMEBODY SAYS KEEP WARM AND
WATCH OUT FOR THAT.
I DID THAT AN HOUR AGO. OKAY.
LITTLE -- WALLET HERE.
THERE YOU GO.
PARTING WALL -- FARTING WALLET.
MAKES THAT NOISE.
THIS IS A NICE LOOKING MUSTACHE.
A VERY NICE LOOKING
MUSTACHE.
YOU CAN HAVE IT UP DOWN OR SIDEWAYS.
I LOOK IT.
THIS IS THE UNCLE FESTER
LIGHTBULB AND THIS SIDE HERE IS
THE BULB.
AND YOU CAN GO LIKE THE ON YOUR
ARM AND IT LIGHTS UP AND YOU
BLOW ON IT AND IT GOES OUT.
ALL SUCH GREAT IDEAS.
TELL ME WHERE?
AT THE INTERSECTION OF
COUNTY ROAD 11 AND HIGHWAY 13
IN BURNS VICTIM.
SO THIS IS A LITTLE -- BURNS
VIM.
SO THIS IS A LITTLE COLORING
BOOK HERE AND I WANT YOU TO YOU
KNOW THOUSAND YOUR FAVORITE
COLORS AT THE BOOK, THE REDS
THE BLUES THE BLACKS AND GENES
AND JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE TAP LIKE THAT.
CAN THEN YOU -- AND THEN YOU
THANK THEM AND YOU THANK YOU --
OH!
HOW DID DO YOU THAT? EXACTLY.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
NOW THEY BLOW.
AND THEN EVERYTHING HAS GONE
BYE BYE.
WHAT? JOKES.
OH LARRY.
YOU'RE AMAZING.
THAT'S SO MUCH FUN.
AND JUST WATCH OUT GUYS I MIGHT
BE SOME WHOP PEE CUSHIONS
COMING YOUR WAY IN THE MEEK
LITTLE BIT HIRE.
-- NEXT LITTLE BET HERE.