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Now, what we're introducing to hurt each other's feelings, is that we are going to look each
other in the eye- —Mine isn't gonna hurt your feelings mine's
just *** funny. Like, this is the stupidest thing you ever brought up. And I made fun
of you on the day and I'll make fun of you now and I want everybody to just constantly
make fun of him for this ridiculous... —Well I'll do mine first then, I'll do mine
first. Uh, I think your worst pick of the year was
Derek. —Awh, that's horrible...
—It's not good. It's not good at all. —That's not true...
—It's not good, Matt! It's terrible. I watched it and was like, "this isn't good
at all". This is, this is corny, if this was someone other than Ricky [Gervais] you would've
been like "what the *** is this person doing". It's blackface! But, for retarded people.
—Well... —Bill [Murray]'s being a ***' ***.
—You're a horrible cat, Bill. —Bill! Don't be a jerk.
—Well, I disagree with you. And a lot of people who like it disagree.
—...your worst pick. —...it's divisive.
—My worst pick? —Your worst pick...
Is the... Tylt ENERGI2 battery pack! What the ***!
On episode 79... I think it's called the "Ty-lit energy-12 bat-" but here's how it's spelt.
I just want to spell it for you. It's "T-Y-L-T" then "E-N-E-R-G-I-12 battery
pack". Jensen: tell me about the Tylt ENERGI2 battery
pack. —I didn't, I didn-
—How ***' lazy were you that day? —Well for the record, why did, why didn't
they give it a normal name? Why couldn't they've... —Why did you pick it! Why did you...
—Hold on! —...look at that and go, "that's a thing
to talk about!" —Why didn't they just call it the "Tylt
energy pack"? Or anything? —Well they spelt it the Tylt ENERGI2 battery
pack. —No no no there's a bunch of numbers and
letters, like ... —Because they obviously didn't have the
rights to any of those words. —Like Johnny-Five, they should just call
it... —By the way? Not even on Amazon any more.
Don't even think people can find it. They like pulled it from Amazon.
—Okay, here's why ... —Did you, did you buy it?
—Yes. —Where is it?
—It's broken. —Did it ever work?
—Yes! Here's what happened... —Wait, let me explain what this is real
quick to people who don't already know. This is a FIFTY DOLLAR thing that attaches
to your phone, that is twice the size of your phone, and charges your phone while you're
using it, without being plugged into a wall, it's like having nine extra batteries added
to your phone. But guess what? It's so huge, that unless
you have a backpack there's no, like- —He's right, though. He's right. You can't...
—there's people going into the Himalayas... —He's actually right though: you have to
have a backpack. —People going to the Himalayas don't bring
this. It's too big. —It's too big.
Ugh. —And I just like saying the Tylt-
—Wait are my neighbours having sex? —Nah, it's probably sports.
—***. —Tylt ENERGI... No, it's the Tylt ENERGI2-T
battery pack- —That is so embarrassing...
— -in black, for $50 on Amazon. What the *** were you thinking.
—It's my worst... Well I'll tell you why I did it. I had, was
been travelling, and I didn't- —That was episode ... uh, 79. If you wanna
relive that- —That ***.
— -***' winner. —I, uh. The reason is is I, I, didn't have
like a mophie pack for my phone, so... —I don't even know what these words are
you're saying. —Whatever, point is I needed some extra
juice, for the phone. And I was using this external one. And it worked for a while and
then it just broke. —Jesus Christ.
—Uh, not a good one. Not a good one...