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Paulo, Renata...
I have your test results, shall we open it?
-- I'm so nervous! -- Let's do it.
Doctor, is it a boy or a girl? Tell us.
It's a cat.
A cat?
A cat! A cute little persian kitten, congratulations!
-- A cat, inside of her? -- Yeah, a cat. Is that a problem?
I was hoping it to be more like a child, right?
No, relax, cats are great!
Cats always land on their feet, they're easy,
you don't need to take them to the hospital.
If it cries at night, what do you do?
You offer it the bottle? No.
No. You neuter it and it stops crying.
Yeah...
Cats live up to 15, 16 years...
You don't need to pay for their tuition, you save a lot of money.
From that point of view, a cat is a good deal.
My wife, for instance,
she gave birth to a couple of rottweiler puppies last week.
-- How cute! -- How adorable!
-- Pepê and Neném. -- After the singers?
No, actually they're named after our grandparents.
Pedro and Penelope, and hers, Neusa and Nelson.
Oh...
But what about you two? Have you pick your kitten's name yet?
Well, actually, when we thought we were having a human being,
we thought about Miguel...
But now that it's a cat, I don't know if...
Yeah, right...
If I may, based on my experience,
I think maybe, Mittens, Danonino.
Danonino is nice.
Blackout...
But is it a black cat?
Yeah.
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