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Moose safari
What are we about to do?
Photograph a moose.
There he is!
Here's a moose
About 50 meters away.
Wanna come along?
Or do you have the moose-shivers?
I have the moose-shivers.
He's not so worried.
You're not getting mad are you?
You're sure a peaceful one.
Sounds like he's eating sugar cubes
The bransches are so frozen.
Hello..
eat
Go on now, just eat.
It's not everyday we come so close,
without frightening them.
What should we call him?
Bjorgen.
Jorgen?
No, that's no moose name.
Bjorgen.
Huh?
Bjorgen!
Haha! Hello there ”Bjorgen”
His stomach is making noises
and he's burping, he's probably hungry.
Just a couple of meters..
He doesn't care at all.
Sounds like he's eating carrots.
Bjorgen..
Or ”Helge”.. haha
You know, like the cartoon moose?
Yeah yeah, not even funny.
Although I laughed.
It was such a bad joke that it was funny.
Is that a male?
Yes, you can see the antl..
Wonder if he's grumpy. (bad sweedish joke)
You'd fit right into the hunting team.
Close..
Hang on.. now we can see ourselves.
Close up
There's the moose.
That's our new friend
Our new best friend.
Oh, he's leaving.
Ok now I must admit i feel a bit nervous.
*, he's big!
And there he ”mooses away” ha ha..
*mating calls*
Maybe that makes him angry.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, nothing personal.
It was a joke, don't you understand?
Moose have such bad humour.
Yeah, ”moose humour”.
Haha, that one was bad.
Imagine a wide angle shot up his nose.
Like you do with dogs.
Yeah, cool.
But I think he would get irritated if I did.
If he attacks us kick his kneecaps.
Kick them hard and he will fall like timber.
The heavier.. no, the bigger they are, the heavier they fall.
He would not stand a punch right there.
A kick in his knee and a kick in his b4ll5 would take him right out.
Yep, he'd be lying down.
What if he flips the switch and goes mad!?
Yeah, he's just fooling us,
pretending to be our friend. Then he kills us.
It's a carnivorous moose, a meat eating one.
He's tricking us into trusting him
and when we least expect it he'll eat us.
Bears have raised him.
Yes! If we follow his tracks..
..we will find a bear den.
The ”meat moose” from Svansele!
Bye bye Bjorgen.
Bye.