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'Dramatic music'
Two, one, zero
All engines running
On the 21st of July 1969
The world watched in wonder as the United States of America
successfully landed what they thought was the irst man on the moon
However, unknown to the world a team from Cornwall
lead by Captain Malcolm Pascoe
achieved this goal a mere seven months before
Not wanting to make a fuss their success went completly unnoticed
That is until now
As we uncover the truth through this exclusive unseen footage
found in a garden shed
In Goonhilly
Comin in nicely
Lovely
500 and 40 feet
Yeah copy that
Nice and steady
Velocity altitude light
That looks ansome, well done
200 feet
Comin in now
Nearly there nearly there!
Comin down
Bit of dust comin up
Oh ell!
Oh we're down, she's down
That is lovely
Elston the Chough has landed
Oh we're sum pleased down ere Chough
We're bleedy Choughed!
Ha ha choughed!
Choughed
Sum bleedy good, I love it
Dun alright ain't they?
Oh ansome!
Just lookin out now on to the surface
It looks quite a hostile environment
Not very friendly at all, ummm
Just like up London!
Oh yeah that's a good one
That's a good one
Did you ere that?
John said just like up London!
Ah silly sod!
Right
Bottom of the ladder...
We can see you on the telly Malcolm!
It's one small step for Man
One gert leap for Mankind
Oh you bleedy beauty!
Ow hey, sum bleedy good up ere, love it!
Oi Malcome!
Stop assin about and do some bleedy tests for Christ sake!
Ere, John's got a good one!
He said, the first thing you should do when you get 'ome
Is to make a small French pancake for your Grandma
Yeah, that's "one small crepe for Nan!"
Laughing
I don't get it
On behalf of Cornwall, can I just say
That on your approach back into the county
There is a bit of a tail back on the A30
Why's that un?
Well initial signs are pointing out
That it could be to do with a big car boot sale up Bodmin
Ah ***!
Yeah
Oh well boys I'm welling up!
It's been brilliant
And can I say it's more beautiful than any of the places in Cornwall
Is that right Malcolm?
Is it fuuu
'Treverva Male Voice Choir singing'