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(cheers)
Keith: No you didn't Brian!
Brian: Ha I'm telling you! I saved Christmas last year
Evan: He actually did... He actually did.
Oh! Hello! I didn't see you there.
My name is Evan.
This is Keith.
And this is Brian.
Tonight we are going to perform a song for you that we wrote.
Well alright. Being fair Brian actually wrote it.
We have very little collective talent at all.
So all credit goes to Brian for this.
Alright Keith do you want to hit our starting note?
*Keith Evan and Brian proceed to hum a chord*
*Keith starts to beatbox a rhythm into his microphone*
Evan Rapping: Now I am not a good rapper,
So I'm positive after my rap is over we'll all laugh, like, 'What an awful disaster!'
In this youngster cluster BRIAN is the competent rapper;
Every word he speaks is a beautifully chronicled chapter.
And he's performing to provide all of the talent he offers
His fluidity's like a hundred thousand gallons of water
He is the sound of a monster, he's hip-hop's powerful father,
He is the sound of a monster, he's hip-hop's powerful father,
So he gets showered with honor, his voice is louder than God's
And this that Talent Show
This that Talent Show
I have absolutely no talent though
This that Talent Show
Brian's got talent yo
But Keith! Do you have any talent bro?
Keith: You see I'm a better bragger
Not tryna be a rapper
But Brian? He turns the pages of my rhymes up into chapters
Now it's a novel compared to Brian I'm awful
Reach into my suit and pull out a handful of waffles!
Brian! Can you eat these please?
Evan: Nah you can't feed the beast!
Keith: Battle him your reputation easily will cease to be
People oughta know my name's Keith not Keef. Aye yo Evan!
Please bring back that motif!
Evan: Oh yeah! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh this that talent show
This that talent show
We just proved neither of us have any talent though
But this that talent show
You got talent yo!
So Brian. Please demonstrate your talent bro.
Hello all! You may not call me Brian
Because I'm so fierce you should call me LION!
Wait a minute! Do the people need more?
That's fine just listen to my ROOAARR!
Everybody knows I go to this school!
Everybody knows I come through with those shoes!
Everybody knows Evan aint got flow!
Everybody knows I'm best in show!
Everybody knows I'm better than these fools
Everybody knows Ms.P THINKS I'M COOL!
Everybody knows Keith you aint the better man
Everybody knows I got a billion fans!
*Beatbox stops*
Brian: Yeah...Yeah. We're done here.
Evan: Alright Thank you!
(Cheers)